FoE PNP Group 9 Session 10

[17:07] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  In our last issue, Group Nine took a departure from their usual "fuck everything up" plan and did a little shopping. Strifer opted to fuck every/pony/ up, Lolly bought some addictive chems, and Breezy just met a new friend. We join them where they were yesterday. For our feathered friends, it was the bar, for everyone else, the GM has momentarily lost track of them.
[17:08] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  *** PnP Group Number Nine: Session 10, BTW ***
[17:08] * Desert_Eagle is sitting in a booth!
[17:10] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Ah, of course. Lolly has joined them in the bar, while Strifer and Challenger were off... getting to know each other.
[17:10] * Challenger snores loudly next to...
[17:14] * Cloudy_Breeze hesitates only a moment. "...Dunno what yer talkin' 'bout. Was only just recruited." Her tail twitches a little as her whole body tenses. This is not good...
[17:15] * Lollygag quietly sips her water at the bar, idly watching Desert_Eagle.
[17:15] * Strifer lays next to Challenger with a grin on her face.
[17:16] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  The stallion smirks. "Really now? Say Cap'n, did you do something with your mane? I like it long on a mare."
[17:16] * Desert_Eagle is discreetly watching Cloudy_Breeze.
[17:18] * Challenger cracks an eye open.
[17:23] * Cloudy_Breeze isn't sure what to say to that. "Like ah said, ya got the wrong mare. Ah've kept my mane this way as long as ah can remember, and ah've only just been recruited." She pauses a moment before adding, "Was there somethin' ya wanted?"
[17:24] * Strifer gives Challenger a kick with her rearleg. "Oi, wake the fuck up. We're not done yet!"
[17:26] * Challenger erfs. "Wut..?"
[17:28] * Strifer rolls over and straddles Challenger, pinning his forelegs down. Leaning down grinning she bites down hard at his neck. "I said.. We are not fucking done yet!"
[17:29] * Challenger snorts. "Well, I do apologize."
[17:29] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  The stallion is still smirking. "Cap'n, you were always a terrible liar. Why don't you be straight with me, or was all the time we spent together for nothing?"
[17:34] * Lollygag takes another sip of her water, the radiation really made it taste better... She keeps watching Deagle, not really paying attention. The others are probably just as bored right now...
[17:35] * Desert_Eagle steps out of his booth, moving a little closer to where Cloudy_Breeze was talking with one of Radiance's ponies, and trying to listen in.
[17:36] * Cloudy_Breeze gives the stallion her best confused look. "No offense, but ah dunno if yer my type."
[17:40] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  He smiles. He also very insistent. "Captain, come on. Quit the act. Your accent is giving me a headache. It's me, Flyby." He says, leaning on the table.
[17:45] * Cloudy_Breeze gives a sigh. Fine, if you wanna play... "The fuck do you want with me? You can't tell me they're still looking."
[17:51] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Flyby grins. "Well, you know how they are. Besides, the Silver Wings take care of their own. So... I guess I /am/ telling you that their still looking. But that's not why I'm here. Here, at the Pier, at least. Finding you was a nice bonus."
[17:55] * Cloudy_Breeze keeps her eyes on him. All pretense is gone. She's like a totally different pony. Desert_Eagle's seen a glimpse before, but that was only a small piece of the whole. "...Then why? Why here, in the middle of absolutely nowhere?"
[17:56] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Flyby is still smiling. "This isn't the middle of nowhere by a long shot, Captain."
[17:58] * Lollygag sighs and spins around. Featherdusters were so boring to watch, why were there so many here... She leans against the bar and taps her hoof to get the barkeeper's attention, "Do you know how to make a 'Manehattan Sour & Neat'?"
[18:00] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  The barpony nods. "Comin' right up, ma'am." He ducks under the counter and returns with the cocktail after a few moments.
[18:02] * Cloudy_Breeze isn't smiling. "Sorry, but I don't really have time to sit and chat. You gonna answer the question or not?"
[18:02] * Lollygag smiles as he brings her the drink and sets the bits for it on the counter, "Thank you, sir." She takes a delicate sip, ah... refreshing... it really brought back memories. Not really all that good of memories... but the flavor was still somehow soothing.
[18:05] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Flyby looks a little more serious as he leans in. "Look, something big is going on here, but you probably already knew that. You're smart like that. Now, whatever it is, the bucks upstairs want to know what. Me and a few others are already on the inside, but we're in the dark."
[18:07] * Cloudy_Breeze gives a slight grin. "Business as usual?"
[18:08] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Flyby gives a dry laugh. "Ooooh, haven't lost your edge, Cap'n. I guess... what I'm trying to say is this: we need your help."
[18:14] * Cloudy_Breeze gives him an odd look. "...Excuse me if I don't trust a word you have to say. You know how it is."
[18:16] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Flyby nods. "That's understandable, but you'll have to excuse me if I don't trust you either. Mutual distrust isn't a bad thing, though. Let me sweeten the deal. You help us out, and I'll tell them you're KIA."
[18:20] * Cloudy_Breeze hesitates for a long moment. "... So why do you need my help?"
[18:23] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Flyby produces a map. It's like the one that you have, except blank. There are no X's at all. "First, I need you to show me where you've been on this map. Second, I need you and your friends to do a little digging. And third, I need you to help us figure out just what the hell is going on, /before/ you report anything to Radiance."
[18:28] * Cloudy_Breeze eyes the map. "...Fine. But first, you've gotta tell me what's so important here."
[18:29] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Flyby motions her closer and whispers something.
[18:33] * Cloudy_Breeze gives an odd look. "That's... why? Why's it so important?"
[18:40] * Strifer stumbles out the door with a grin on her face, she's in her hoodie and has her armor over her back. The mare flicks  her tail, swaying towards the bar. She's going to be sore in all the right places tomorow...
[18:41] * Challenger follows her slowly, a sly grin on his own still semi-drunk face.
[18:44] * Strifer pushes the door to the bar open with her powerhoofclad hoof. Trotting inside she spots the rest. "Ey! Smallstuff, turkeys!" She moves up next to lolly, shoving the pony at her side off and gives Lolly a nuzzle. "Where the fuck have you been!" The mare is drunk off her hooves, smelling of sex.
[18:46] * Challenger sits down next to Lolly, on the other side, smelling the same.
[18:47] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Flyby moves back a little. "Well, we can't say for certain, but I have a few theories."
[18:49] * Lollygag looks up from her drink, smiling a little, "Hi M- miss Strifer. I've just been here waiting..." She nuzzles Strifer back lightly, sniffing, "Why do you smell li..."
[18:50] * Strifer twitches and leans against Lollygag, giving her a forcefull kiss before whispering in her ear. "Did you get my drugs Smallstuff!"
[18:51] * Cloudy_Breeze frowns slightly. "And those are...?"
[18:55] * Lollygag drops her glass in surprise, the rest of her drink splashing out over the counter. She leans into the kiss, giving just the slightest moan, and almost not even registering Strifer's question, "Y-yeah, I... I got as many as I could."
[18:55] * Challenger chuckles. "Party foul..."
[18:59] * LesbianTimepony|GM lowers his voice some more. "Well, whatever they're planning, it needs tons of the stuff. The entire Pier's been cleaned out of it. My guess? Their building some sort of magical focusing device. Is he, uh, a friend of yours?" He asks, locking eyes with Desert_Eagle.
[18:59] * Strifer gives Lolly yet another lingering kiss, smirking she pulls out, staring into her eyes. "Im going to need them, now." Her face twitches.
[19:02] * Desert_Eagle steps forward. "You could say that." He says, lowering his Aviators.
[19:04] * Cloudy_Breeze follows his gaze to Desert_Eagle. She glares. "Don't do anything stupid."
[19:04] * Lollygag shakes as she's kissed again, drooling a little as Strifer pulls back. She nods emphatically and digs the Dash and tablet of Buck she'd gotten out of her pack and passing them carefully to Strifer.
[19:04] <Desert_Eagle> "Ah wasn't plannin' to, unless yer 'friend' 'ere's lookin' fer me too."
[19:05] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Flyby shakes his head. "I was just having a chat with an old friend." He eyes Desert_Eagle's flank cautiously. "So, where're you from?"
[19:06] * Challenger watches, slightly jealous.
[19:07] * Desert_Eagle slides his Aviators back on. "Seaddle." He replies simply.
[19:08] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Flyby nods. "Alright then. If you excuse us, we're having a conversation here."
[19:09] * Strifer grins wide and puts everything but one inhaler in her bags. Her hindleg trembles and one of her ears drop as she picks it up in shaky hooves. "Caring for the team, huh?" Putting it in her mouth she gives Challenger a wink and takes a drag of the DASH.
[19:09] <Desert_Eagle> "Ah heard, an' ah've got t' get t' Prahv soon anyway."
[19:10] * Lollygag is still shaking from the kisses, so she just nods.
[19:11] * Challenger raises an eyebrow.
[19:12] * Cloudy_Breeze turns back to Flyby. Keep your eyes on him. "I'm a big mare. I can handle myself. Go."
[19:12] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Flyby holds up a hoof. "Prahv, eh? Run along, Prancelot." He turns back to Brezzy. "So, what do you say, Cap'n."
[19:12] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  +?"*
[19:13] * Desert_Eagle gives an obviously forced smile at Flyby. "Ah'll leave yah two 'lone now." He takes a few steps back before turning around and heading over towards where Challenger was with the others.
[19:14] * Cloudy_Breeze gives him a long look, then nods. She couldn't trust him... but this was an opportunity she couldn't really pass up.
[19:15] * Strifer keeps the drag going for as long as she can, her body shakes and she closes her eyes leaning backwards. Pulling the inhaler out she stumbles forward down on the counter, turning her head and slowly opening her eyes, her pupil widening. "Fuck... Me, that's just the shit I needed.." She grins wide and gives Lolly a lick on the side of her head up to her ear. "How much?"
[19:16] * Challenger shakes his head, and instantly regrets it. "Ow man..."
[19:19] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Flyby smiles. "Knew I could count on you, Cap'n. Trigger and Jumper are around too. If you see them before you see me, just pass the info on. Above all..." he leans in again, "Don't. Tell. Radiance."
[19:21] * Cloudy_Breeze doesn't smile. "I'll keep it in mind."
[19:21] * Lollygag smiles as Strifer gets her fix, and gives a quiet squeak when you lick her, "Wh- one t-twenty."
[19:22] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Flyby gets up and salutes. With a spring in his step, he heads for the door.
[19:22] * Desert_Eagle pokes Chal with a hoof. "Havin' a good time mate?" he chuckles.
[19:23] * Challenger groans, head in his hooves. "I was about ten minutes ago..."
[19:24] * Strifer grins wider and licks into Lollygags ear. She cackles a laugh and leans back into her chair, fishing out the caps and hoofing them over. "Well, atleast you are fucking cheap!"
[19:24] * Cloudy_Breeze waits until Flyby leaves before standing up as well, and going to look for the others.
[19:25] <Desert_Eagle> "Well, ah've got t' get out t' Prahv. Miss Herald want's t' talk with me. Ah'd ask if yah'd want t' come 'long, but yah aren't in th' best o' states right now."
[19:26] * Challenger shakes his head. "If you need me, I'm good to go, bud."
[19:26] <Desert_Eagle> "Yah sure?"
[19:27] <Challenger> "Yep. I could probably get the others in on it... well, two of them at least, if you need them."
[19:28] * Lollygag lets out another quiet sqeaky moan from the ear lick, nodding and shakily putting the caps away.
[19:29] * Strifer snorts and grins at Desert_Eagle and Challenger. "Oh you stallions are going to run off for some fun are ya? Don't worry Deagle, I warmed him up for you!" She yells the final part while waving to get the bartenders attention.
[19:29] <Challenger> "Not that kind of fun, Strifer."
[19:30] * Desert_Eagle nods.
[19:30] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Challenger's hungoverness aside, he is able to hear the faint crackle of speakers, and a few hushed screams coming from somewhere outside.
[19:30] * Challenger eartwitches. "What the hell?"
[19:30] <Strifer> "Oh? OH! the other kind of fun?! Who are we killing?"
[19:31] * Desert_Eagle looks up. "Hmm?"
[19:31] <Challenger> "Guys... you might want to armor up."
[19:32] * Challenger rushes outside, looking for the source of the noise.
[19:32] * Desert_Eagle gallops after him, drawing his 10mm. "Looks like th' trip t' Prahv'll have t' wait." he mutters.
[19:33] * Cloudy_Breeze approaches just as Desert_Eagle leaves. "What's goin' on?"
[19:33] * Strifer "H-hey! Don't you fucking run off without me!" She stumbles out of the chair and rushes after the two stallions. Still not in her armor.
[19:35] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Both Challenger and Desert_Eagle are able to see the source of the commotion quite easily. A pony stands behind a podium on a stage, hastily assembled in the center of the Pier. Dozens of ghouls holding automatic rifles surround him, look menacingly at the frightened crowd.
[19:35] * Lollygag shakes herself as everypony else runs off, she hurriedly climbs off the barstool, nearly tripping, and chases after them.
[19:36] <Desert_Eagle> "Sunnuva BITCH!"
[19:36] <Challenger> "You've got to be kidding me..."
[19:36] * Cloudy_Breeze curses under her breath and dashes after them. The fuck is going on?
[19:37] * Strifer rushes up next to Deagle and Chal. "The fuck is going on?!" She grins wide as she notices the podium they where looking at. "Oh.. This could be fun."
[19:37] * Challenger readies his pistol. "The usual?"
[19:38] * Desert_Eagle looks at his gun, and then at the automatic rifles. "Ah don't wanna be filled with holes..."
[19:38] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  "Citizens of Pier 37," he proudly declares, "If you can hear the sound of my voice, then you are within the blast radius of the seven sub-balefire warheads that my associates and I have placed around the Pier. So, I'd like to play a little game."
[19:39] * Challenger holsters his weapon. "So much for that idea."
[19:39] <Desert_Eagle> "Oh what that FUCK!"
[19:39] * Strifer "Oh Id NEVER thought you would ask!" She reaches into her bags and pulls out a syringe. Grinning wide.
[19:39] <Challenger> "Put it away."
[19:40] * Desert_Eagle slams his pistol into his holster as well. "We ain't winnin' this one with bullets ah'm 'fraid."
[19:40] * Cloudy_Breeze mutters something obscene under her breath.
[19:40] * Strifer "WHAT?!" She glares at Challenger and snarls putting it back into her bags.
[19:40] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  His voice is echoed through dozens of speakers as he continues. "My game is fairly simple. Find all my warheads, and I won't blow you all into itty bitty pony pieces."
[19:41] * Lollygag blanches a little at the mention of the bombs. She edges closer to Strifer and Challenger.
[19:42] <Challenger> "Well... Ain't THAT a bitch..."
[19:42] <Desert_Eagle> "A scavenger hunt. Fer balefire bombs. Fuckin' awesome."
[19:42] <Strifer> "So, lets get the fuck out of here?"
[19:42] <Challenger> "Those're the same bacon strips we ran into getting here."
[19:43] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  "You have one hour! Best of luck! Oh, and before I forget..." He claps his hooves together and two ponies bound and gagged are brought on stage. "Should any of you be caught cheating, these two will be offered up as a pre-explosion appetizer."
[19:44] <Desert_Eagle> "Shoulda bucked 'n their heads along with th' door."
[19:44] * Cloudy_Breeze leans in close to the others. "Ah got a hunch."
[19:44] <Challenger> "Missed opportunities..."
[19:45] * Desert_Eagle 's eyes go wide as he spots Princess Herald up on the stage. "MISS HERALD!" He cries.
[19:46] * Cloudy_Breeze mutters more obscenities under her breath. "Are those... who ah think they are?"
[19:46] <Challenger> "You know those two?"
[19:48] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  "One hour, my little ponies." he turns to the ghoul next to him. "Start the timer.
[19:48] * Cloudy_Breeze doesn't waste time explaining. "Time to get goin'!" She gives Desert_Eagle a look. "Ya got a copy of that map ah showed ya?"
[19:48] * Desert_Eagle nods, producing the map the guard had given him."
[19:48] * Lollygag sniffs hard, tears welling in her eyes. Just... just another minute like in the bar... but it was already gone... "W-why..." Why could ponies only make other ponies miserable...
[19:49] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  The ghoul nods and trots to the microphone. "We're going to kill one of these hostages every minute. Starting now." He levels his rifle and fires off a burst into a mare near the stage. "Fifty-nine minutes."
[19:49] <Challenger> "Aww what the fuck.."
[19:50] <Desert_Eagle> "Fucking hell. Le's move!"
[19:50] <Challenger> "Lets get rollin!"
[19:50] * Cloudy_Breeze nods. "Good. Ah got a feelin' the map ah pieced together is the key."
[19:51] <Desert_Eagle> "Well then le's use it! We've gotta city t' save!"
[19:51] * Strifer leans her head to the side and looks at the bound ponies. She smirks. "Oh I fucking like him..."
[19:54] * Lollygag raises a trembling hoof to Strifer as tears pour down her face. "D-do- " Don't say that, please.
[19:57] * Strifer grins wider and glaces at Lolly. "Lets save these fuckers so I can shove my Powerhoof through his rectum.. " She cracks her neck and rubs a hoof through Lollygags mane. "I dont want to fucking blow up, I just like his style!"
[20:00] * Strifer "SO! Smartasses, what the fuck are we doing then?" She turns to the others.
[20:00] <Challenger> "D, you got the map, were we goin?"
[20:01] * Cloudy_Breeze sighs. "Just follow. Try to keep up, please." She takes to the air, heading first toward the Rig.
[20:02] * Desert_Eagle looks at his map. "The Rig."
[20:02] * Challenger sighs. "Never a dull day with you ponies." Runs after.
[20:02] * Desert_Eagle lofts into the air and flies after Breezy.
[20:02] * Lollygag clings to Strifer's leg, quietly sobbing, only pulling away as the other ponies take off.
[20:03] * Strifer grins and gallops after Cloudy_Breeze. "Fucking cheater! Race ya!"
[20:03] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Another gun shot sounds, and the ghoul announces that two minutes have passed.
[20:06] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Cloudy_Breeze arrives at the rig first and spots three lightly armed ghouls casually standing out front.
[20:06] * Lollygag tries her best to chase after the others.
[20:07] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  They don't see the pegasus yet.
[20:10] * Cloudy_Breeze is fine with that. She grins and decides to break in her new saddle. She takes careful aim and fires, right at the middle ghoul.
[20:10] * Challenger readies his rifle.
[20:14] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Breezy's surprise shot paints the pavement a nice coat of cherry-pie red. The other two glance around frantically and fumble with their rifles.
[20:20] * Desert_Eagle yanks out his pistol as he arrives. "Nice shot Breezy!" He lines up the ghoul on the left and aims for center mass, squeezing off three shots.
[20:22] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Desert_Eagle's shots stagger the ghoul and he shrieks in pain. It's a pretty horrifying sound.
[20:24] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  In the distance, another shot rings out. "Fifty-seven."
[20:25] * Strifer dosn't stop running, she even speeds up into a charge. She cackles madly as she jumps and  flies forward into a flying tackle.
[20:27] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Strifer's pounce is easily avoided, but she lands on four hooves gracefully.
[20:30] * Cloudy_Breeze follows up her previous shot with two more on the untouched ghoul. Eat it, zombie!
[20:31] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  The zombie eats it like breakfast. He staggers too and gnashes his jerky jaws.
[20:34] * Challenger ([email protected]) Quit ( Ping timeout: 121 seconds )
[20:38] * Challenger ([email protected]) has joined #FruityRumpusAssholeFactory
[20:40] * Challenger lines up the ghoul on the left and fires with his rifle.
[20:44] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Challenger's experimental rifle rips through the ghoul's torso, dropping him. The last ghoul fires up at the peagsus. His first shot misses, but the second catches Breezy in an exposed bit on her chest.
[20:47] * Lollygag skids to a stop as she sees the fighting. Slinging her recharge rifle off her back, she lines it up carefully at the last zombie and fires.
[20:47] * Cloudy_Breeze gives a pained cry. Fuck! That hurt.
[20:50] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Lolly's shot goes wide and strikes the glass doors of The Rig and rockets back towards the ghoul with blinding speed. It strikes the zombie in the back of the head and sends him lurching forward, right at Deagle's hooves.
[20:52] * Desert_Eagle looks down at the ghoul. "Fuck ya'll." He says before shooting him in the back of the head, point blank.
[20:55] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  He dies instantly as Deagle's bullet puts him to sleep. Deagle gets a little blood on is shiny armor.
[20:55] <Challenger> "Inside! Find the bomb!"
[20:57] * Desert_Eagle spits on the body before charging into the Rig to find the bomb.
[20:57] * Challenger follows him in
[20:57] <Challenger> .
[20:57] * Strifer looks back at the dead zombies and spits. "Fucker's quick for being dead." Still grinning she rushes in after Desert_Eagle.
[20:57] * Cloudy_Breeze follows. We don't have much time.
[20:58] * Lollygag slings her rifle onto her back as she gallops forward, stopping to search the bodies for any clues.
[21:02] * Lollygag curses the ghouls as she searches them over. Not finding any clues to the bomb, she pauses just long enough to collect their guns and ammo before following everypony else into the Rig.
[21:05] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  The Rig is as disheveled and full of bullet holes as the last time you were here. It would be hard to see if anything was disturbed or not.
[21:06] * Challenger looks around. "Fuck me..."
[21:06] * Desert_Eagle comes to hover, and uses his awesome perception skills to look around.
[21:07] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  A gun shot rings out in the distance.
[21:07] <Desert_Eagle> "Hey, yah think ah should swich outta this armor? Ah don't think th' ghouls'll be very happy if one o' th' Senates Knighs 'r playin' their 'game'."
[21:07] * Cloudy_Breeze glances around as well. "Anywhere we haven't looked yet?"
[21:08] <Challenger> "I don't give a fuck what you're happy about. Leave it on."
[21:08] * Desert_Eagle shrugs. "Fair enough."
[21:09] * Lollygag finally catches up, "Mah- Maybe we should split up to look?"
[21:10] * Strifer grins as she trotts towards and enters the kitchen. "He just cant handle  a little blood on his fancy new armor."
[21:10] <Challenger> "Good idea. Look fast."
[21:11] * Cloudy_Breeze frowns. "Dunno. Might be more of 'em."
[21:11] * Lollygag looks around before taking off for the pool hall, "I'll start over here."
[21:11] <Challenger> "If there are, shout for help."
[21:11] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Le's move."
[21:12] * Desert_Eagle heads for the pool hall after Lolly.
[21:12] * Cloudy_Breeze nods and heads for the kitchen.
[21:12] * Challenger takes off for the back office
[21:13] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Challenger, Cloudy_Breeze, and Desert_Eagle can all hear a faint ticking noise somewhere close by.
[21:13] <Challenger> "Oh a ticker... that makes it less scary..."
[21:13] * Desert_Eagle 's ears perk up. "Shh. There's ticking." He whispers too Lolly.
[21:14] * Cloudy_Breeze tries to follow the sound. She doesn't waste her breath.
[21:14] * Challenger attempts to home in on the ticking.
[21:14] * Desert_Eagle also tries to locate the sound.
[21:15] * Lollygag nods quietly and tries to listen more carefully while not moving around.
[21:15] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  To Challenger, the ticking appears to come from inside the office. Cloudy hears it in what is certainly one of the cabinets overhead. Desert and Lolly can discern that it's coming from the corner of the room.
[21:15] * Strifer rummages around the kitchen, makes a big mess of things. Searching through lunchboxes and spreading it on the floor.
[21:16] * Challenger cautiously enters the office.
[21:17] * Cloudy_Breeze cautiously opens the cabinet.
[21:17] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  The door to the office is locked.
[21:17] * Strifer takes a bite from the food that she's spread on the floor.
[21:17] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Inside the cabinet is a box of Scootal-o's and an alarm clock.
[21:18] * Desert_Eagle is still looking through the pool hall.
[21:19] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Desert_Eagle finds an alarm clock in the corner, making a ticking sound as the hands move. Huh.
[21:19] * Cloudy_Breeze stashes both. She's no explosives expert. Maybe one of the others can take a look.
[21:20] <Desert_Eagle> "Huh. That's not suspicious at all..."
[21:21] * Lollygag shakes her head, "I don't think it's in here..."
[21:21] * Desert_Eagle carefully picks up the alarm clock, stashing it in his bags. "Le's check somewhere else."
[21:23] * Cloudy_Breeze takes another quick glance around the kitchen before heading back to the casino.
[21:23] * Challenger looks at the door... no wires or anything obvious... fuck it. Door's comin off.
[21:23] * Desert_Eagle heads back into the casino as well. "Find anythin' Breezy?"
[21:23] * Strifer takes a few more bites from the food on the floor before following Cloudy_Breeze out. What, she was hungry.
[21:25] * Cloudy_Breeze takes out the clock to show Desert_Eagle. "This."
[21:25] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Challenger bucks down the frail oak door with ease.
[21:26] * Desert_Eagle pulls out the alarm clock he found too. "Found th' same thing, huh."
[21:26] <Challenger> "Wood stands no chance." Turns around and looks in.
[21:26] * Cloudy_Breeze frowns. "Lemme see that!" She takes a look at it. Specifically the back.
[21:27] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  There's an alarm clock on the desk. The back of Deagle's clock has the word "Table" written on it.
[21:27] * Desert_Eagle 's head snaps around at the sound of a door shattering. "Sounds like Chal found somethin'."
[21:27] * Challenger picks up the clock and looks at it.
[21:28] * Strifer frowns and sits down next to Desert_Eagle.
[21:28] <Strifer> "I didn't find shit!"
[21:28] * Cloudy_Breeze points out the scrawling on the back of the clocks to Desert_Eagle.
[21:29] <Desert_Eagle> "Huh, what's yer's say?"
[21:30] * Cloudy_Breeze shows him.
[21:30] * Desert_Eagle looks.
[21:32] * Challenger reads the back of the clock... "Sonofabitch." Drops the clock and gallops out back towards everypony else
[21:34] <Desert_Eagle> "Under, table. Hmmm."
[21:34] * Challenger enters the main casino area. "HEY! I know where it is!"
[21:34] <Desert_Eagle> "Where!?"
[21:34] * Cloudy_Breeze gives Challenger a look. "Ya gonna speak up or what?"
[21:35] <Challenger> "Blackjack!"
[21:35] * Strifer leans her head to the side and grins at Challenger.
[21:35] <Desert_Eagle> "Le's move!"
[21:35] * Challenger gallops to the blackjack area.
[21:36] * Desert_Eagle tears off towards the Blackjack tables.
[21:36] * Cloudy_Breeze follows as well.
[21:36] * Strifer pulls out and opens a bottle of wine, drinking it quickly as the others go to play Blackjack.
[21:37] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  There are only a few Blackjack tables. One of them has a very ominous looking silver briefcase underneath. Very ominous. A gunshot sounds again.
[21:37] * Challenger trots right up to it. "Bingo."
[21:37] <Desert_Eagle> "O' course it's 'n a briefcase."
[21:37] * Lollygag follows the others over to the blackjack table.
[21:38] * Challenger examines the case. "Chiche'd ain't it?"
[21:38] * Desert_Eagle nods. "So cliche."
[21:38] * Cloudy_Breeze grabs the briefcase. "No time to talk. Let's go!" It comes out in a sort of muffle. She also drops the alarm clock.
[21:39] * Challenger sighs. "Where to next?"
[21:40] * Strifer peers at the lot of you. "You REALLY want to carry that fucker around? Shoulnt one of you smartponies disarm that shit or something?"
[21:41] <Challenger> "I'd rather not blow up right now, thanks."
[21:41] * Cloudy_Breeze glares at Strifer. "On the way! 'Sides, ah don't got a clue how to do it!" She heads off toward the Senate building.
[21:42] * Lollygag gallops as fast as she can after the rest of you, still not able to fully keep up though.
[21:43] * Desert_Eagle tears off towards the Prahv after Breezy. "Does anypony know how?!"
[21:43] * Challenger follows Deagle
[21:43] * Strifer gives Cloudy_Breeze a wide grin, she finishes the drink as you move past her. Galloping to catch up.
[21:44] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Prahv is on the other side of the Pier, and it takes about four minutes (and four gunshots) for you all to arrive there. The building doesn't seem to be guarded.
[21:45] <Challenger> "There's a stroke of luck. Inside, carefully."
[21:45] * Cloudy_Breeze nods to Desert_Eagle. "Ya know the place. Likely spots?"
[21:46] <Desert_Eagle> "Only place ah've reall been is Miss Herald's quarters. Might as well start there."
[21:46] <Desert_Eagle> really*]
[21:47] * Strifer moves inside. Not really being very carefull about it as she slams the doors open.
[21:48] * Cloudy_Breeze thinks for a moment. "Armory? Ah'd like to take a peek if ya don't mind."
[21:48] <Challenger> "No time."
[21:49] * Cloudy_Breeze sighs. "We could use a little somethin' extra right about now."
[21:51] <Challenger> "And we don't know if this place is guarded.
[21:51] <Challenger> "
[21:52] * Cloudy_Breeze gives him a look. "Ah can handle mahself, hun."
[21:52] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  There's a subtle click as Strifer opens the door, followed by a very loud bang as pellets errupt from a rigged shotgun on the right. It catches Strifer in the side.
[21:52] <Challenger> "Not the issue here."
[21:52] <Challenger> "The fuck was that?"
[21:53] <Desert_Eagle> "We've got bigger prolle'ms, place's been rigged."
[21:53] * Desert_Eagle nods towards Strifer and the door.
[21:53] * Challenger runs over. "Shit..."
[21:53] * Cloudy_Breeze flies through the door, keeping an eye out for more traps.
[21:53] * Lollygag sees Strifer take the hit as she finally catches up with the group, "STRIFER!"
[21:54] * Challenger pulls out a healing potion. "Open wide, filly."
[21:54] * Strifer falls to her side and cries out loudly. Her gray hoodie get peppered with pellets and is torn to shreds from the blast.
[21:55] <Challenger> ((lets just pretend all that was AFTER she went down, k?))
[21:55] <Strifer> ((Yus))
[21:55] * Challenger pulls a second one out and hoofs it to Breezy.
[21:56] * Desert_Eagle follows Breezy in. "Ah dunno where t' start lookin'." He says. "But ah'm gessin' th' room with th' bomb'll be th' most heavily rigged."
[21:56] * Cloudy_Breeze rolls her eyes. "Nice t'know ya think of me, hun."
[21:56] * Strifer opens her mouth and drinks the healing potion slowly. "Fuckingbitchasscunts..."
[21:57] * Challenger grins. "Whatever don't kill ya..."
[21:57] * Cloudy_Breeze downs the potion anyway. She kinda needed it.
[21:58] <Lollygag> [redact last post - Lolly still hasn't caught up with the group]
[22:02] * Strifer lays on her side as the potion does its work. Healing her body with the pellets inside, yay.
[22:03] * Cloudy_Breeze feels a lot better. "Alright, we gotta get movin'. Keep an eye out fer more traps!"
[22:04] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  This room looks clear of traps other than the rigged shotty, which was convieniently broken after the initial shot.
[22:05] <Desert_Eagle> "Looks clear, le's keep movin'"
[22:05] * Challenger nods, then looks at Strifer. "Need a lift?"
[22:07] * Strifer slowly raises to her legs. "No, I got it." She shakes herself and looks back out the door towards Lolly. "Smallstuff might though, she's falling behind." She frowns and start moving out the door. "Oi Smallstuff, need a ride, cmon. Hurry!"
[22:08] * Challenger waits for Lolly
[22:08] * Lollygag is breathing hard when she finally makes it, "Do- don't wait for me! Just go!"
[22:09] * Challenger shakes his head n picks her up, setting her on his back. "No pony left behind."
[22:10] * Strifer shrugs. "Alright, whatever." She turns and moves inside the building again. Shooting Lollygag a wide grin.
[22:11] * Lollygag squeaks as you hoist her onto your back, clinging to Challenger tight.
[22:11] * Cloudy_Breeze follows Desert_Eagle's lead.
[22:12] * Challenger follows Strifer
[22:13] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Prahv's atrium leads to four different rooms off the main one. The one directly behind a large, ornate fountain is the direction Desert_Eagle had been led when he first arrived.
[22:13] <Strifer> "Challenger is giving rides to to fucking everypony today it seems.." She smirks as she catches up with Cloudy_Breeze.
[22:14] * Challenger chuckles. "I don't think Deagle and Breezy are up for a turn."
[22:15] <Desert_Eagle> "Hmmm, this way."
[22:16] * Strifer turns her head back and grins even wider winking at them both. "Just have to get you fucking wasted first."
[22:16] * Desert_Eagle heads towards the door behind the fountain.
[22:16] <Challenger> "Cheater..."
[22:17] * Cloudy_Breeze follows behind. "We've gotta pick up the pace!"
[22:17] * Lollygag blushes a little and shifts uncomfortably on Challenger's back, "C-come on, we need to hurry!"
[22:18] <Desert_Eagle> "Caaaaaaaaaaaaaan do."
[22:18] * Challenger gallops after Deagle.
[22:18] * Desert_Eagle picks the pace the fuck up.
[22:18] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  The door is closed.
[22:18] * Strifer laughs loudly and heads straight for the door. As in, right into it.
[22:19] * Desert_Eagle shoves it open, backwinging as he does so.
[22:20] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Whether it be dumb luck or pure skill, Strifer barrels into the throne room and is just low enough for a high powered energy burts to go sailing over her head.
[22:21] <Desert_Eagle> "HolyfuckingLuna!"
[22:21] <Challenger> "What the fuck!"
[22:22] * Strifer "Knock knock! Anypony HOOOOME!" She grins wide
[22:22] <Challenger> "Remeber the part where there are traps every fucking where??"
[22:22] <Strifer> "I thought you wanted to speed the fuck up!"
[22:23] <Desert_Eagle> "Well, this ain't gonna be easy."
[22:23] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Despite triggering another laser blast, Strifer, in a chem-hyped stupor, ducks underneath it without even realising what had happened.
[22:23] * Cloudy_Breeze swears under her breath. Damnit Strifer! "Watch your hooves!"
[22:23] * Challenger facehoofs."
[22:24] <Desert_Eagle> "Where th' fuck those comin' from?!"
[22:24] * Cloudy_Breeze looks around for the source of the shots.
[22:24] * Lollygag leans forward, trying to look without falling, "What's going on?"
[22:24] * Desert_Eagle looks for where they were coming from.
[22:24] <Challenger> "It's the throne room. You don't think there's automated defenses?"
[22:24] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  As Strifer triggers the traps, pannels in the wall slip open to reveal mounted MEW's.
[22:25] <Desert_Eagle> "Ah didn't think they'd be shootin' at us."
[22:25] <Challenger> "Dude, she busted in without knocking. That usually classifies as hostile action."
[22:25] * Desert_Eagle nods. "True."
[22:25] * Strifer turns around to face the others. "Oh cmon, first you hurry, then you stop. Make up your fucking minds!"
[22:26] * Cloudy_Breeze cautiously heads toward them. She totally wants one. Or ten.
[22:27] * Strifer  snarls and continues further into the room. She's not even seen these things yet. :I
[22:27] * Cloudy_Breeze calls back. "Trip it again!"
[22:27] * Challenger carefully walks in. "Ok, if I was a crazy zombie pony, where would I hide a nuke..."
[22:27] <Challenger> "How about no?"
[22:29] * Desert_Eagle flies past them. "How 'bout we keep movin'?"
[22:29] <Challenger> "I like that. Let's do that."
[22:29] * Cloudy_Breeze is kinda annoyed. "Just do it!"
[22:30] <Challenger> "No. You want it done, do it your damn self."
[22:30] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Laser's fly as Strifer darts through the room, dodging them whether she means to or not. She arrives at the throne.
[22:30] <Challenger> "Sweet fucking Celestia! Stop doin that!"
[22:31] * Strifer sits in it. While waiting for the others. Leaning to her side.
[22:31] * Cloudy_Breeze growls. "Ah need to be here to get at it before it flips back!"
[22:31] <Strifer> "Do WHAT?!"
[22:31] * Challenger facehoofs. Again.
[22:33] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Strifer falls flat off the throne, just in time to escape the shaped charge planted in the seat. The chair explodes and sends chunks of wood and shards of glass flying.
[22:33] * Cloudy_Breeze gives a frustrated sigh and pulls out one of her wrenches to throw at the correct pressure plate.
[22:33] * Challenger points at whats left of the throne. "THAT."
[22:33] <Desert_Eagle> "FUCKING LUNA!"
[22:35] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Breezy's wrench toss lands it on a pressure plate. However, it's weight doesn't seem to trigger it. She may need something heavier.
[22:35] * Strifer falls flat on her face as the throne explodes behind her. As the final peice of the throne falls to the ground she grumbles. "Ow."
[22:36] * Strifer falls to her side and just lays there for a while, glaring at the wall.
[22:36] * Challenger carefully trots over. "Done being oblivious yet?"
[22:37] * Lollygag tries to climb down of Challenger's back, "Strifer! Are you okay!?"
[22:38] * Cloudy_Breeze mutters obscenities under her breath. She doesn't really have much else she can throw. "Somepony trip that goddamn trap! Ah'm tryin' ta get at the guns!"
[22:38] * Strifer nods slowly. Still staring at the wall. "Just.. Fucking.. Perfect..." A deep breath between each word.
[22:39] * Desert_Eagle has had enough. "LUNA DAMNIT! All of you! Stop what your doing, RIGHT, NOW! We've got 6 fucking nukes to find /and/ disarm in under 50 minutes. FOCUS!"
[22:40] <Strifer> "YOU TRY TO FUCKING FOCUS WITH A FUCKING SPLINTER UP YOUR ASS!"
[22:40] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  There's a gun shot in the distance...
[22:41] <Desert_Eagle> "SHUT UP BITCH! AND MAKE THAT 49 MINUTES!"
[22:41] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Challenger accidentally triggers a trap about halfway across the throne room and is hit in the side with a searing energy blast.
[22:41] <Challenger> "FUCK!! Ok that's it. Nopony fucking move."
[22:42] * Cloudy_Breeze glares. "And ah want to be heavily armed for the inevitable firefight! Y'all just gonna make it take longer by fightin' it."
[22:43] <Desert_Eagle> "Nukes are /far/ more destructive than bullets, and there's fucking SEVEN of them!"
[22:43] <Desert_Eagle> "Nukes first, guns later."
[22:43] * Strifer snarls glaring at Degle "COME DOWN HERE AND MAKE ME TURKE-" She shuts up and winces.
[22:44] <Challenger> "ENOUGH!!!"
[22:44] * Cloudy_Breeze gives Desert_Eagle a sadistic grin. "Tick tock. Y'all can help me, or ah can take longer to get at it. Yer call."
[22:45] <Desert_Eagle> "Or we can go on without you."
[22:46] <Challenger> "We;ve got bombs to find. They're more important than scavenging. You don't like it, tough."
[22:46] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Thank yah Chal. Now le's get a move on, shall we?"
[22:47] * Cloudy_Breeze grins. "Y'all can go on ahead. Ya just gave me an idea. Be there in a sec."
[22:47] * Lollygag clings to Challenger's back, pressing her hooves down over her ears.
[22:48] * Challenger ([email protected]) Quit ( Quit: Now if you will excuse me, I have a giant ball of oil to throw out my window )
[22:49] * Cloudy_Breeze hovers her way over to the pressure plate. She stands to the side and rests the briefcase she'd grabbed on it. Hopefully if the plate stays down, the panels stay open...
[22:50] * Strifer slowly gets up, she glares and cries out as she rocks forward. Bleeding from her chest and rear. She speaks in a quiet voice. "Okay.. Lets just get this fucking overwith then.."
[22:50] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  The panel opens, fires a shot and remains open, luckily enough.
[22:51] * Cloudy_Breeze grins. Alright! She flies back and attempts to remove the gun!
[22:52] * Strifer coughs and spits blood on the floor next to her as she continues to move through the field of traps.
[22:53] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Breezy succesfully yanks the laser rifle from the wall. She now holds it in her hooves. Unfortunately, it's empty. It seems that Prahv's power itself was powering it.
[22:54] * Lollygag can't take the sight of Strifer covered in blood and climbs down off Challenger, pulling a healing potion from her pack and hurrying after her, trying to call out to wait around it.
[22:54] * Cloudy_Breeze is disappointed. She stashes it anyway, and retrieves the briefcase, and her wrench. Maybe she'd find something to use as ammo later.
[22:57] * Strifer stops and looks back at Lollygag. She has a huge splinter in her left flank and one stuck in her chest. She grins and her voice a ragged whisper. "Well aint you a fucking saint.." She says as she flicks her tail, turning to face Lolly.
[22:57] * Swoop ([email protected]) has joined #FruityRumpusAssholeFactory
[22:57] * Swoop is now known as Challenger
[22:57] * Cloudy_Breeze heads toward the others, with a big grin on her face. "Miss me?"
[22:58] * Desert_Eagle just glares. "Well, does it work?"
[23:01] * Cloudy_Breeze "Just needs some power, and a li'l TLC." She hovers on ahead and looks for the next set of traps.
[23:01] * Lollygag is sobbing hard as she knocks the lid off the potion and holds it up for Strifer to drink.
[23:02] * Desert_Eagle snorts. "Waste of time then. There's a series of back rooms off of this one. I'm going to check those."
[23:03] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Lolly and Challenger can hear a faint tickin coming from the general vicinity of the throne. Challenger spots an alarm clock almost immediately.
[23:03] * Strifer drinks the healing potion slowly, her face frowning in pain and she is sweating, her leftleg shakes and she coughs as the wounds heals around the splinters.
[23:03] * Challenger sighs. "More clocks." picks it up and looks at it.
[23:03] <Desert_Eagle> "What's it say?"
[23:03] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  It's a clock.
[23:04] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  It's /still/ a clock.
[23:04] * Challenger tosses the clock to Deagle. "Take a look."
[23:04] * Desert_Eagle catches it, and looks at it.
[23:05] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  It's /still/ a clock.
[23:05] <Desert_Eagle> "Nothin'."
[23:05] * Desert_Eagle tosses it on the floor. "Well that was no help at all"
[23:06] * Challenger searches around the throne for more clues.
[23:06] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  The clock face cracks a little. It looks... kind of odd.
[23:06] <Desert_Eagle> "Wait..."
[23:06] * Challenger looks back up
[23:07] * Desert_Eagle picks it up again, looking at it more closely this time.
[23:07] * Strifer closes her eyes and mumbles "..fuck." After a while she looks down at Lollygag. "Smallstuff? You okay?"
[23:08] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  The glass face seems to be a carefully crafted illusion that dissipates after the glass fractures. Something about the numbers on this clock don't look right either.
[23:09] * Desert_Eagle throws it on the floor again, hard.
[23:09] * Lollygag trembles as she drops the empty potion container, shaking her head, "N-no... no I'm not okay... but we don't have time for that..."
[23:11] * Lollygag turns to look at the others, "What did you find, a clock?"
[23:11] <Challenger> "Well I can't figure it..."
[23:11] * Cloudy_Breeze sighs and floats back to the others. "What is is this time?"
[23:11] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  There's something off about it, but neither of the stallions are sure what it is.
[23:11] <Challenger> "Don't know... what do you think?"
[23:12] * Strifer deadpans. "Don't waste one of these on me then, if oyu need that shit you take it yourself.. I need you alive remember?" Her voice is low and strained, as if it hurt to talk. She takes a few staggering steps towards the otehrs, limping on her left hindleg. Glaring hard at the clock.
[23:12] * Desert_Eagle shrugs. "No idea."
[23:14] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Strifer's keen knowledge of numbers allows her notice that this clock was very odd. The 12 had been replaced with an "O". Farther down, 3 had become an "E", 5 a "V" and 9 an "N".
[23:14] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Lolly also notices this.
[23:15] <Challenger> "Ok... I'm not a smart pony. Anyone get this?"
[23:16] * Lollygag stares at the clock, "'OEVN'? What in Luna's Fudge Plant does that even mean?"
[23:16] * Challenger looks at Lolly. "...Luna's fudge plant?"
[23:17] * Strifer "Sounds like a stallion I used to fuck In New Bridle.  Oven Mittens." She says with a smirk on her face.
[23:19] <Desert_Eagle> "Well, ah think we should head t' th' kitchens. Dunno where those are though."
[23:20] * Challenger nods. "Good a plan as any."
[23:20] * Lollygag groans, of course he didn't.
[23:21] * Lollygag looks up at Challenger and just shakes her head, "It was a four way split back there, right?"
[23:21] * Strifer glances at the throne. "I aint fucking going near no chair though, fuck that. These ponies are dangerous!" She coughs and winces as she finish shouting and then She starts to head for the exit. Limping on her left hindleg still
[23:22] <Challenger> "So we all take a direction, be careful of traps, sing when you find it."
[23:22] * Cloudy_Breeze nods. "Let's take a look then. She flies out the way they came, and goes for the first door on her right.
[23:23] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Cloudy_Breeze arrives at the sleeping quarters for the Senate Knights. The door is not boobytrapped. For real.
[23:23] * Challenger heads for... fuck go left.
[23:23] * Strifer just takes a direction nopony else was going for.
[23:23] * Desert_Eagle heads left as well with Chal.
[23:24] * Cloudy_Breeze takes a quick look inside before moving on.
[23:24] * Lollygag nods at Strifer and takes the lead, heading to the third door.
[23:24] <Challenger> "D, I really hope we're heading the right way.
[23:24] <Challenger> "
[23:25] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Cloudy_Breeze doesn't need hawk eyes to see that this room is almost completely empty. There are a few beds and empty footlockers. It looks like whoever was in here left in a hurry. The left door opens up to the mess hall.
[23:26] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Looks like it."
[23:26] <Challenger> "Or close to it. Check for traps."
[23:26] * Cloudy_Breeze moves on to the next room. Nothing to see here.
[23:27] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  The next room Cloudy finds looks like a wealthy pony's study, judging by the cleanliness and books everywhere. The kitchen also looks void of anything tap looking.
[23:28] <Challenger> "Looks clear to my untrained eye. Let's find the ovens."
[23:29] * Desert_Eagle nods, and looks for the ovens.
[23:29] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  There is exactly one oven. It's currently on "Bake, 450 degrees."
[23:29] <Challenger> "That can't be good..."
[23:29] <Desert_Eagle> "Shit..."
[23:30] * Cloudy_Breeze glances briefly around the room.
[23:30] <Desert_Eagle> "Ah'll open it."
[23:30] <Challenger> "Be my guest."
[23:30] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Cloudy_Breeze sees lots of books, but not a single oven.
[23:30] <Challenger> "I'll get the others."
[23:30] * Desert_Eagle turns the oven off first, and then slowly opens the door.
[23:30] * Cloudy_Breeze frowns. She moves to the next room.
[23:31] * Challenger trots back to the doorway. "Hey Ponies! We found it!"
[23:31] * Cloudy_Breeze turns to Challenger. "Then bring it and let's go!"
[23:32] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Inside the oven is a cookie dish with cookies backing on it. They smell delicious. Strifer and Lolly have arrived in a conference room by now. It was long, narrown, and had a beautiful view of the Lake.
[23:32] <Desert_Eagle> "Well, that's, good?"
[23:32] * Challenger turns back. "What?"
[23:32] <Desert_Eagle> "It's cookies!"
[23:33] <Challenger> "Cookies?"
[23:33] * Desert_Eagle nods.
[23:33] <Desert_Eagle> "Eeyup."
[23:33] <Challenger> "I... do not know what to make of that."
[23:33] * Strifer groans and starts heading back out the conference room. She was about to yell back an answer but stopped herself the last second. She keeps glaring at the walls as she trotts back to the hallway.
[23:34] * Lollygag takes a look around the conference room first anyways
[23:34] * Desert_Eagle slams the oven closed. "Me neither, an' that's leaves us back at square 1."
[23:34] <Challenger> "Any other ovens?"
[23:35] * Desert_Eagle shrugs. "Dunno, le's look fer 'em."
[23:35] * Cloudy_Breeze sighs. She returns to the room she was about to check.
[23:36] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  There appear to be no ovens in the room. The oven timer rings.
[23:36] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  no other ovens*
[23:37] * Desert_Eagle looks back at the oven.
[23:37] * Challenger does too
[23:37] <Desert_Eagle> "Huh."
[23:38] * Strifer sighs and sits down in the hallway. She rolls he eyes and gritts her teeth. "Fuck  it..." She leans around and rummages through her saddlebags untill she finds a syringe of med-x. Instantly jabbing it in her left hindleg.
[23:41] * Challenger scratches his chest where the burn mark is.
[23:41] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  The oven timer continues to ring.
[23:41] <Challenger> "Ok that's annoying.
[23:41] <Challenger> "
[23:42] * Desert_Eagle approaches the oven again, looking for a way to turn it off.
[23:43] * Strifer just sits there untill the Med-X kicks in. Which probebly wasnt the best idea as it pushed the splinter further inside.
[23:43] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  There's an "Off" switch on the oven, but the tiny label reads "Dishwasher" instead.
[23:44] <Desert_Eagle> "Uhh, Chal, ah'd check th' dishwasher."
[23:45] * Challenger blinks. "The dishwasher?"
[23:45] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Do it."
[23:45] * Challenger shrugs and checks the dishwasher.
[23:46] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  There is a dishwsher not far from the oven. It's door is slightly open.
[23:47] * Challenger opens it and looks inside.
[23:48] * Strifer loads her powerhoof with a shotgun shell.
[23:50] * Cloudy_Breeze sees Lolly already in the room she'd entered. "Nothin' here?"
[23:50] * Lollygag shakes her head
[23:51] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  Challenger opens the dishwasher, and lo and behold, there is a shiny silver suitcase inside, along with a few other dishes. With the second nuke found, will our heroes be able to find them all before the strange crazy pony blows them up? Will they ever get their gold back? And does anypony remember the sheriff of Ramshackle they said they'd help? All this and more will hopefully be answered next week, on PnP Gro
[23:51] <~LesbianTimepony|GM>  *** Session 10 Ends. ***