Shitsec? You decide!

Autofellatio [145.9] says, "hex electrify the brig until they give me my banana peel back."
*---------*
This is Flint Christman!
He is wearing NASA Void Helmet on his head.
He is wearing NASA Voidsuit.
He is carrying a void jetpack (oxygen) on his NASA Voidsuit.
He has an industrial backpack on his back.
He has a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing PDA-Flint Christman (CIA Agent).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Flint Christman says, "I am sent from centcomm"
Spike Christman says, "Oh whwo the fuck are you"
Damon Hutton [145.9] exclaims, "COME TO HoP OFFICE FOR ALL-ACCESS I FEEL BETRAYED THAT I GOT DEMOTED SO GIVING OUT FREE ALL-ACCESS!"
Autofellatio attempts to unbuckle themself!
Rob Ust [145.9] says, "AI, doors"
HEX [145.9] states, "Right..."
Spike Christman says, "goddamn it"
Kayden Easter says, "haha"
Flint Christman says, "I inserted from space"
You put the cable restraints into the security satchel.
Captain Announces

Party in the HoP office. Get you all access from him to join.


Flint Christman says, "I am here to neutralize any threats"
Kayden Easter says, "You guys are arresting the heads of staff while real criminals are getting all access"
Ben Dover says, "gime my shit back"
Kayden Easter says, "classic"
Flint Christman says, "and gather intel"
Ben Dover says, "sec help"
Flint Christman says, "implant me"
Ben Dover says, "warden rogueee"
Kayden Easter says, "And you are letting a mime run the station"
Ben Dover says, "gannon"
Kayden Easter says, "Warden is the mimes bitch"
Ben Dover says, "help"
Ben Dover says, "warden"
Kadence Woodworth [Medical] says, "Im outside my office"
HEX [145.9] states, "He wasn't joking about all access..."
Kadence Woodworth [Medical] says, "With an atmos tech"
Autofellatio manages to unbuckle themself!
Autofellatio unbuckled !
Autofellatio attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Rube says, "UH"
Rube says, "HUH HUH"
Kadence Woodworth [Medical] says, "Rob Ust"
Kayden Easter says, "He litterally just stole all my stuff"
Nasir Shupe says, "Hey"
Kayden Easter says, "Hes going to leave us naked"
Nasir Shupe asks, "You guys need help?"
HEX [145.9] states, "Guess everybody gets to be captain today."
Nasir Shupe says, "Warden"
Nasir Shupe says, "Implant me"
Captain Announces

Free clown 2554. Viva.


David Bowie says, "You what"
John Swahili attempts to feed the glass of vodka to Ronald Ronaldo (as Lying Kate).
Ian chases its tail.
John Swahili says, "WHAT THE FUCK"
John Swahili says, "IS IN THAT VODKA"
OOC: Jyxpe: Easiest trade ever
Ian chases its tail.
John Swahili says, "THESE ARE DRUGS"
John Swahili says, "SEC"
Patton Zalack says, "DRUGS WHERE"
August Sidower [145.9] asks, "hey CMO, you want a second cat?"
OOC: Darno: what trade
John Swahili says, "ARREST RONALD"
John Swahili says, "HE DROPPED VODKA"
Damon Hutton exclaims, "NEXT!"
John Swahili says, "WITH DRUGS"
Kadence Woodworth [145.9] says, "No"
HEX [145.9] states, "Greinwald Skogen has signed up as Roboticist."
August Sidower [145.9] asks, "really, no mate for runtime to play with?"
Gannon Green [Security] says, "Alright so, this is going to get frustrating."
Gannon Green says, "Alright so, this is going to get frustrating."
Captain Announces

Cargo, by royal decree give puppies to everyone on the station.


Emerson Ackerley [145.9] says, "WARDEN TAKING THE CLOWN"
*---------*
This is Ben Dover!
She has a sunglasses covering her eyes.
She is totally catatonic. The stresses of life in deep-space must have been too much for her. Any recovery is unlikely.
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Emerson Ackerley [145.9] says, "Warden is acting crazy"
Emerson Ackerley [145.9] says, "He's taking the mime"
Kayden Easter asks, "Hey can I get my clothes?"
Emerson Ackerley [145.9] says, "To brig"
Rob Ust [145.9] says, "I say"
HEX [145.9] states, "Everybody is, Emerson. Everbody..."
HEX [145.9] states, "Davis Digson has signed up as Assistant."
Viva looks as if a wall is in front of them.
Rob Ust [145.9] says, "FUCK DA POLICE"
Viva has been stunned with the stunbaton by Spike Christman!
Spike Christman says, "vuf"
Spike Christman says, "cuff"
Viva has been stunned with the stunbaton by Spike Christman!
Gannon Green is trying to put handcuffs on Viva!
ÿ!Viva is buckled in to the bed by Spike Christman!
Kadence Woodworth [145.9] says, "Cargo to desk please"
Spike Christman tries to remove Viva's PDA-Viva (Mime).
Landon Fryer [145.9] says, "I hear beeping in bar maint"
Nasir Shupe blinks rapidly.
Spike Christman puts the stunbaton into the security satchel.
Nasir Shupe [Security] says, "Checking in"
ÿSpike Christman has thrown PDA-Viva (Mime).
ÿSpike Christman has thrown the pinpointer.
Nasir Shupe [Security] says, "Just transfered"
Nasir Shupe twitches violently.
Rob Ust [145.9] exclaims, "FREE THE CLOWN!"
ÿSpike Christman has thrown the insulated gloves.
Rob Ust exclaims, "FREE THE CLOWN!"
ÿSpike Christman has thrown Parcel Parceaux.
Rube [Security] says, "RUBE READS YA"
ÿSpike Christman has thrown the mime mask.
Autofellatio [145.9] says, " but im free."
ÿSpike Christman has thrown ÿthe captain's bowman headset.
ÿSpike Christman has thrown the captain's parade tunic.
Rob Ust [145.9] says, "What"
ÿSpike Christman has thrown the white gloves.
Kayden Easter says, "I need my stuff"
Kayden Easter says, "warden put it all in evidence for some reason"
Rob Ust [145.9] says, "What the fuck is wrong with your name honker"
Gannon Green says, "Hold on."
Spike Christman [Security] says, "Anyone with ANY access that they're not supposed to have is to get fucked upon"
Gannon Green says, "Trying to get this shit sorted out."
Viva attempts to unbuckle themself!
OOC: Zionn: Why can't you pin every medal from the medal box on yourself
Spike Christman blinds Kayden Easter with the flash!
Emerson Ackerley [145.9] says, "I HEAR A BOMB NEAR BAR"
Landon Fryer [145.9] says, "Told ya"
Spike Christman tries to remove Viva's handcuffs.
HEX [145.9] states, "It's the training bomb."
ÿSpike Christman has thrown the handcuffs.
*---------*
This is Viva!
He is wearing a mime's outfit.
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Emerson Ackerley [145.9] says, "eh"
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: Accessories code
Landon Fryer [145.9] asks, "Is it?"
Spike Christman [Security] says, "Implant anyone who looks legit"
Spike Christman [145.9] says, "s we need good men"
Spike Christman [Security] says, "We need good men"
Gannon Green [Security] says, "Will do."
Gannon Green says, "Will do."
HEX [145.9] states, "Jerry Tunnelsnake has signed up as Geneticist."
Spike Christman blinds Damon Hutton with the flash!
Spike Christman blinds Damon Hutton with the flash!
Spike Christman blinds Damon Hutton with the flash!
ÿ!Damon Hutton is buckled in to the bed by Spike Christman!
Spike Christman is trying to put handcuffs on Damon Hutton!
Emerson Ackerley [145.9] says, "Warden brigged the HoP"
Flint Christman says, "gods work is what im doing"
*---------*
This is Damon Hutton!
He is wearing a head of personnel's jumpsuit with a medal of valor.
He has a satchel on his back.
He is handcuffed!
He is wearing some brown shoes on his feet.
He is wearing Damon Hutton's ID Card (Head of Personnel).
He has minor bruising.
He has a vacant, braindead stare...
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Spike Christman tries to remove Damon Hutton's Damon Hutton's ID Card (Head of Personnel).
Spike Christman tries to remove Damon Hutton's head of personnel's jumpsuit.
Spike Christman tries to remove Damon Hutton's brown shoes.
ÿ!Kadence Woodworth is buckled in to the bed by Flint Christman!
Spike Christman tries to remove Damon Hutton's satchel.
Rob Ust [145.9] says, "SHITCURITY"
Flint Christman tries to remove Kadence Woodworth's medical backpack.
Emerson Ackerley [145.9] says, "Warden is brigging everyone"
ÿSpike Christman has thrown the head of personnel's jumpsuit.
Cell 3 was hit by the head of personnel's jumpsuit.
Spike Christman shakes Damon Hutton trying to get him up!
ÿSpike Christman has thrown Damon Hutton's ID Card (Head of Personnel).
Jerry Tunnelsnake [145.9] asks, " WHy is the fucking warden not in the brig?"
ÿSpike Christman has thrown the brown shoes.
Cell 3 was hit by the brown shoes.
Flint Christman puts the box into the medical backpack.
Jerry Tunnelsnake [145.9] says, " Warden Arrests NOBODY"
ÿSpike Christman has thrown the brown shoes.
ÿSpike Christman has thrown the head of personnel's jumpsuit.
Emerson Ackerley [145.9] says, "Why is the warden leaving brig in the first place"
Jerry Tunnelsnake [145.9] says, " Exactly"
Nasir Shupe fires the taser gun!
Nasir Shupe fires the taser gun!
Rob Ust is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Rob Ust stammers, "W-W-W-WH-HY-YY-Y-Y-YY-Y"
Nasir Shupe is trying to put handcuffs on Rob Ust!
Rob Ust [145.9] stammers, "H-HELP-P M-M-ME"
Rob Ust [145.9] says, "UNLAWFUL ARREST"
Nasir Shupe tries to remove Rob Ust's satchel.
Nasir Shupe tries to remove Rob Ust's toolbelt.
Nasir Shupe shivers.
ÿNasir Shupe has thrown the toolbelt.
Rob Ust has been hit by the toolbelt.
ÿNasir Shupe has thrown the analyzer.
Rob Ust exclaims, "REALLY!"
Nasir Shupe says, "Hypospray"
Nasir Shupe blinks rapidly.
Rob Ust says, "I WANTED A PEACEFUL OPERATION"
ÿNasir Shupe has thrown the box.
Jorg Red [145.9] says, "Scientist to R&D"
Rob Ust says, "I WANTED NOBODY KILLED"
Nasir Shupe tries to remove Rob Ust's PDA-Rob Ust (Atmospheric Technician).
Nasir Shupe tries to remove Rob Ust's PDA-Rob Ust (Atmospheric Technician).
Rob Ust says, "AND YET"
Gannon Green asks, "What was he doing anyhow?"
Rob Ust says, "YOU FUCKERS SCREW IT UP"
Zane Straub [145.9] says, "AI, locate the RD"
HEX [145.9] queries, "What just happened to the engineering APC?"
Nasir Shupe twitches violently.
OOC: Zelacks: wait, you can only pin
OOC: Zelacks: some of the medals
HEX [145.9] states, "It sparked and then went BSOD."
OOC: Zelacks: from the box
Nasir Shupe puts the toolbelt into the satchel.
Kayden Easter [145.9] says, " I know I saw"
HEX [145.9] states, "RD is doing sciency stuff."
OOC: Zelacks: only s-some of them
Kayden Easter [145.9] says, "it was strange"
Central Command Update

Anomaly Alert

High levels of radiation detected near the station. Maintenance is best shielded from radiation.


Landon Fryer says, "Fuck"
HEX [145.9] states, "Lucy Brown has signed up as Chief Engineer."
Ben Dover collapses!
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update

Anomaly Alert

The radiation threat has passed. Please return to your workplaces.


Rube [Security] says, "Librarian and Kayden Easter just left tech storage."
Nasir Shupe [Security] says, "Arrest John Swahili"
Nasir Shupe [Security] says, "HAs all access"
OOC: Jyxpe: Talk about shitcurity
Rube [Security] says, "Not sure that anything HIGHLY sensitive was taken."
ÿEmerson Ackerley has thrown the table parts.
Jacquetta Richter says, "hmmmpphhh"
HEX [145.9] states, "Emma-Leigh Grayling has signed up as Assistant."
You chew the donut.
You chew the donut.
Nasir Shupe says, "hold still"
Nasir Shupe is trying to inject Gannon Green!
Nasir Shupe says, "Gannon"
Nasir Shupe injects Gannon Green with the syringe!
Nasir Shupe takes a blood sample from Nasir Shupe.
Flint Christman says, "warden"
Nasir Shupe has analyzed Gannon Green's vitals!
You check yourself for injuries.
ÿ! My chest is OK.
ÿ! My head is OK.
ÿ! My left arm is OK.
ÿ! My right arm is OK.
ÿ! My right leg is OK.
ÿ! My left leg is OK.
Unknown has analyzed Spike Christman's vitals!
Unknown has analyzed Flint Christman's vitals!
Flint Christman says, "cmo had this"
Nasir Shupe says, "Excellent"
Spike Christman says, "Fuck me fuck"
Nasir Shupe says, "Hey"
Spike Christman says, "perma"
You feel restless.
You fire the taser gun!
Landon Fryer is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Gannon Green is trying to put handcuffs on Landon Fryer!
Lucy Brown [145.9] says, "We got problems."
HEX [145.9] states, "Also telecomms was ... sabotaged."
Landon Fryer says, "Shitvurity"
ÿ!Landon Fryer is buckled in to the chair by Gannon Green!
Captain Announces

Sec is hopelessly inept, AI is corrupted Everything is shit im fucking off to space


Landon Fryer says, "Stahp"
Gannon Green tries to remove Landon Fryer's roman shield.
You try to empty Landon Fryer's left pocket.
You try to empty Landon Fryer's right pocket.
You feel restless.
You put the flash into the security satchel.
HEX [145.9] states, "Please repair the camera in telecomms."
You feel like running laps around the station.
Gannon Green says, "Alright so."
Your lungs feel great.
Landon Fryer attempts to unbuckle themself!
Gannon Green asks, "Can you not run into security areas?"
Gannon Green says, "That would be grand."
Landon Fryer says, "Excuse me for wanting a flash"
You try to place PDA-Landon Fryer (Station Engineer) into Landon Fryer's right pocket.
Landon Fryer was unbuckled by Gannon Green!
Lucy Brown [145.9] says, "Alright."
Gannon Green tries to put the roman shield on Landon Fryer.
You feel like running laps around the station.
Your lungs feel great.
Gannon Green tries to remove Landon Fryer's handcuffs.
Spike Christman shivers.
Flint Christman puts the energy gun into the security satchel.
Spike Christman says, "jerry"
Emerson Ackerley says, "Nothing"
Emerson Ackerley says, "Literally"
Rob Ust says, "You are not a law enforcer"
Emerson Ackerley says, "nothing"
Rube says, "Yo dude"
You feel like running laps around the station.
Emerson Ackerley says, "Fucking hell"
Rube says, "I'm gonna search you"
Rube says, "And then you can go"
Rob Ust says, "What the fuck is with this shit"
Rube says, "Because no one is telling me why the fuck you are under arrest"
You feel restless.
Rob Ust says, "Then just let him fucking go"
Emerson Ackerley says, "Warden is crazy"
Rob Ust says, "How hard is that"
Emerson Ackerley says, "Also"
Rube tries to put the captain's suit on Emerson Ackerley.
You feel restless.
Rube tries to put the captain's carapace on Emerson Ackerley.
Emerson Ackerley says, "Tell the warden he's supposed to stay in brig"
Rube tries to put PDA-Emerson Ackerley (Assistant) on Emerson Ackerley.
Rube tries to put the toolbelt on Emerson Ackerley.
Emerson Ackerley says, "Not run around"
Gannon Green says, "Welcome to the wonderful world of everyone having all access."
Gannon Green says, "It's a real bitch."
Rob Ust asks, "Do I look like I have all access?"
Priority Announcement

Camera in telecomms destroyed. I assume the hub and the APC were destroyed as well. Please use station bounced radioes for now.


Rob Ust says, "I mean, fuck"
Gannon Green shrugs
Rob Ust says, "I didn't even go through HoP's office"
You are now breathing manually.
Gannon Green twitches violently.
Gannon Green tries to put the satchel on Rob Ust.
Central Command Update

Atmospherics alert

The scrubbers network is experiencing a backpressure surge. Some ejection of contents may occur.


Rob Ust says, "Give me my backpack"
You are now breathing manually.
Nasir Shupe tries to remove Kayden Easter's jetpack (oxygen).
Nasir Shupe tries to remove Kayden Easter's gas mask.
You don't feel the need to breathe.
Rube tries to remove Emerson Ackerley's captain's carapace.
Nasir Shupe twitches violently.
You are now breathing manually.
Rob Ust says, "THE FUCK"
The festivus pole bites Rob Ust!
Rob Ust says, "HELP"
The stunbaton is now off.
The festivus pole bites Rob Ust!
The festivus pole has been attacked with the stunbaton by Gannon Green!
The festivus pole bites Rob Ust!
Rob Ust has been beaten in the chest with the stunbaton by Gannon Green!
Rob Ust has been prodded with the stunbaton by Gannon Green. Luckily it was off.
Rob Ust says, "HELP ME"
The festivus pole has been attacked with the stunbaton by Gannon Green!
The festivus pole bites Rob Ust!
The festivus pole growls at Rob Ust.
The festivus pole has been attacked with the stunbaton by Gannon Green!
The festivus pole bites Rob Ust!
The festivus pole growls at Rob Ust.
The festivus pole has been attacked with the fire extinguisher by Rob Ust!
The festivus pole has been attacked with the fire extinguisher by Rob Ust!
The festivus pole has been attacked with the stunbaton by Gannon Green!
The festivus pole bites Rob Ust!
The festivus pole has been attacked with the fire extinguisher by Rob Ust!
The festivus pole growls at Gannon Green.
The festivus pole has been attacked with the stunbaton by Gannon Green!
The festivus pole growls at Gannon Green.
The festivus pole has been attacked with the fire extinguisher by Rob Ust!
The festivus pole has been attacked with the stunbaton by Gannon Green!
The festivus pole has been attacked with the fire extinguisher by Rob Ust!
The festivus pole bites!
Your armor softens the blow!
The festivus pole has been attacked with the stunbaton by Gannon Green!
The festivus pole bites!
Your armor softens the blow!
ÿthe festivus pole is hacked into pieces!
You put the stunbaton into the security belt.
Gannon Green shivers.
Gannon Green twitches violently.
Officer Beepsky is arresting level 5 scumbag Autofellatio in the ÿFore Primary Hallway
Autofellatio [145.9] says, "jerk"
Troy Echard is trying to perform CPR on Sue Bowchief!
Troy Echard is trying to perform CPR on Sue Bowchief!
Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

Multiple Homicides, confirmed traitorous shitbags and a compromised ID system.


Kameron Tanner says, "Aagahhah"
Gannon Green shivers.
Kameron Tanner asks, "You guys seeing this fucking medal?"
Gannon Green shivers.
OOC: The John Smith: I don't know if what I'm seeing is a glitch or not.
OOC: Jaxy15: What are you seeing?
OOC: The John Smith: Can I post a screneshot?
OOC: Barhandar: Screen is red-white gradient?
OOC: Barhandar: Seeing that shit too
Gannon Green twitches violently.
OOC: The John Smith: yeah.
OOC: Barhandar: I'm a ghost though
OOC: The John Smith: http://puu.sh/aS3li/abe8021934.png
OOC: Darno: ICKY IN OCKY
OOC: Zelacks: heh
OOC: Barhandar: And I am on you! Boo!
OOC: Zelacks: heeeh
OOC: Darno: Also I am seeing that shit as well
OOC: Zelacks: I mean
Kameron Tanner [145.9] says, "THE MEDAL"
OOC: Zelacks: ill post an issue on githuub, i was already gonna
OOC: Zionn: I think
OOC: Unclechuckus: I've got the same shit
OOC: Zionn: I think it's a problem with medals
Gannon Green blinks rapidly.
The monkey (476) rolls.
OOC: Zelacks: it isd
Nasir Shupe (as Unknown) says, "All access"
OOC: Zelacks: is
Zane Straub exclaims, "What did the AI just say? Not fun?!"
Nasir Shupe says, "Hey"
Nasir Shupe says, "HoS"
Francis Parker [145.9] says, "Hey"
The locker has been unlocked by Flint Christman.
Zane Straub says, "Yes, All Access. Because that's what the HoP gave out"
Nasir Shupe says, "Guy being cloned is a DA"
Nasir Shupe says, "Make sure he gets back to perma"
Gannon Green twitches violently.
Zane Straub asks, "What's a DA?"
OOC: Jaxy15: When you pin a medal onto another person, the medal sprite gets bigger
OOC: Zelacks: yeah
OOC: Zelacks: basically medal code is shit
OOC: Zelacks: since they "fixed" sprites getting bigger
Gannon Green twitches violently.
Jerry Tunnelsnake [145.9] stammers, "f-fuc-ck off-f"
OOC: Barhandar: and bigger and bigger and bigger until it fills the screen?
OOC: Jaxy15: Yes
OOC: Zelacks: but clearly pinning something on someone else uses the same code
David Bowie [145.9] stammers, "D-D-Don-nt-t w-w-wor-r-rr-ry-y"
Troy Echard [145.9] says, "save the girl"
OOC: Zelacks: they probably dont understand how transform matrices work
ÿ!Rob Ust is buckled in to the bed by Spike Christman!
HEX [145.9] states, "Warden, you have to provide medical care.."
Emerson Ackerley [145.9] stammers, "I's-s em-mt-ty-y"
David Bowie [145.9] stammers, "I h-h-h-hav-ve 3 m-mor-re b-bers-s"
Troy Echard [145.9] says, "save her"
Spike Christman examines himself.
Rob Ust unbuckled !
Flint Christman [145.9] says, "GENETICS"
Gannon Green asks, "Come now, why is he back here?"
Lying Kate [145.9] says, "A whole bunch"
Emerson Ackerley [145.9] stammers, "I'v-ve got-t en-noug-gh"
Landon Fryer [145.9] says, "Oh"
Flint Christman [145.9] says, "HELP GENETICS"
Unknown [145.9] says, "¤h"
Rob Ust gasps!
Landon Fryer [145.9] says, "Hi ninja"
Unknown [145.9] says, "Right"
Rob Ust gasps!
Lying Kate [145.9] says, "Instead of one"
OOC: Barhandar: Why would you even transform matrices for 2d spessmen?
*---------*
This is Rob Ust!
He is wearing an atmospheric technician's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a welding helmet on his head.
He is wearing a hazard vest.
He has a satchel on his back.
He has some black gloves on his hands.
He has a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has an engineering radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Rob Ust (Atmospheric Technician).
He has severe bruising!
He has severe burns!
He isn't responding to anything around him and seems to be asleep.
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Unknown [145.9] says, "Hi"
Gannon Green is trying to perform CPR on Rob Ust!
Gannon Green is trying to perform CPR on Rob Ust!
Gannon Green performs CPR on Rob Ust!
Gannon Green is trying to perform CPR on Rob Ust!
Gannon Green is trying to perform CPR on Rob Ust!
Gannon Green performs CPR on Rob Ust!
Gannon Green is trying to perform CPR on Rob Ust!
Gannon Green is trying to perform CPR on Rob Ust!
Gannon Green performs CPR on Rob Ust!
Gannon Green is trying to perform CPR on Rob Ust!
Gannon Green performs CPR on Rob Ust!
Gannon Green is trying to perform CPR on Rob Ust!
Gannon Green performs CPR on Rob Ust!
OOC: Zelacks: i mean byond didnt even have them until recently
Gannon Green performs CPR on Rob Ust!
John Swahili [145.9] says, "HELP"
Gannon Green is trying to perform CPR on Rob Ust!
Gannon Green performs CPR on Rob Ust!
Gannon Green performs CPR on Rob Ust!
John Swahili [145.9] says, "I DO NOT HEAR"
Gannon Green blinks rapidly.
John Swahili [145.9] says, "THING"
John Swahili [145.9] says, "A FUCKING"
*---------*
This is Spike Christman!
He is wearing a warden's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a warden's hat on his head.
He is wearing a warden's jacket.
He has a security satchel on his back.
He has some black gloves on his hands.
He has a stunbaton about his waist.
He is wearing some jackboots on his feet.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He is wearing PDA-Spike Christman (Warden).
He isn't responding to anything around him and seems to be asleep.
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
John Swahili [145.9] says, "I AM DEAF"
You shake Spike Christman trying to get him up!
You shake Spike Christman trying to get him up!
You shake Spike Christman trying to get him up!
Gannon Green shivers.
You shake Spike Christman trying to get him up!
You shake Spike Christman trying to get him up!
Gannon Green blinks rapidly.
OOC: Jyxpe: This is legitimately the worst security I have seen for A LONG TIME. Extremely meta too
You shake Spike Christman trying to get him up!
You shake Spike Christman trying to get him up!
You shake Spike Christman trying to get him up!
You shake Spike Christman trying to get him up!
You shake Spike Christman trying to get him up!
You shake Spike Christman trying to get him up!
You shake Spike Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman twitches violently.
You shake Spike Christman trying to get him up!
You shake Spike Christman trying to get him up!
You shake Spike Christman trying to get him up!
You shake Spike Christman trying to get him up!
You shake Spike Christman trying to get him up!
You shake Spike Christman trying to get him up!
*---------*
This is Spike Christman!
He is wearing a warden's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a warden's hat on his head.
He is wearing a warden's jacket.
He has a security satchel on his back.
He has some black gloves on his hands.
He has a stunbaton about his waist.
He is wearing some jackboots on his feet.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He is wearing PDA-Spike Christman (Warden).
He isn't responding to anything around him and seems to be asleep.
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
*---------*
This is Spike Christman!
He is wearing a warden's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a warden's hat on his head.
He is wearing a warden's jacket.
He has a security satchel on his back.
He has some black gloves on his hands.
He has a stunbaton about his waist.
He is wearing some jackboots on his feet.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He is wearing PDA-Spike Christman (Warden).
He isn't responding to anything around him and seems to be asleep.
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
You shake Spike Christman trying to get him up!
Rob Ust gasps!
You shake Spike Christman trying to get him up!
OOC: Jyxpe: Hate to call shitcurity but you guys a fucking hopeless
You shake Spike Christman trying to get him up!
You shake Spike Christman trying to get him up!
You shake Spike Christman trying to get him up!
You shake Spike Christman trying to get him up!
OOC: Unclechuckus: I agree so so much, shitcurity to the max
You shake Spike Christman trying to get him up!
You hug Spike Christman to make him feel better!
Jacquetta Richter [145.9] says, "PIN ON ME"
OOC: Laimfu: Icky oocky
Zane Straub asks, "The hell happened to him?"
Kameron Tanner [145.9] says, "Noooo"
Landon Fryer [145.9] says, "Mhm"
OOC: Cowboy_penis_monster: well
Gannon Green shivers.
Nasir Shupe [145.9] says, "I put out a warrent on him a long time ago"
*---------*
This is Rob Ust!
He is wearing an atmospheric technician's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a welding helmet on his head.
He is wearing a hazard vest.
He has a satchel on his back.
He has some black gloves on his hands.
He has a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has an engineering radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Rob Ust (Atmospheric Technician).
He has severe bruising!
He has severe burns!
He isn't responding to anything around him and seems to be asleep.
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Flint Christman [145.9] says, "it was jerry and what is fuck troy"
OOC: Barhandar: Or someone else, but nearby
Rob Ust gasps!
Gannon Green says, "Seems Rob Ust parapenned the warden."
Spike Christman hugs Gannon Green to make him feel better!
Gannon Green says, "Fucking comms."
Spike Christman hugs Gannon Green to make him feel better!
Spike Christman hugs Gannon Green to make him feel better!
Zane Straub asks, "Guys, are Tcomms down?"
*---------*
This is Rob Ust!
He is wearing an atmospheric technician's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a welding helmet on his head.
He is wearing a hazard vest.
He has a satchel on his back.
He has some black gloves on his hands.
He has a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has an engineering radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Rob Ust (Atmospheric Technician).
He has severe bruising!
He has severe burns!
He isn't responding to anything around him and seems to be asleep.
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Emerson Ackerley [145.9] stammers, "I'm-m-m d-d-d-dr-run-nk-k-k-k as-s s-sh-h-hit-t"
Rube says, "Yeah, pretty sure."
Rube says, "HUH HUH"
Gannon Green says, "Fun shift."
Gannon Green says, "Not."
Rube says, "YEAH FUCKING GREAT SHIFT"
Zane Straub says, "Sure is fun, pal."
Rob Ust gasps!
Rube says, "IM CONFUSED AS FUCK"
Gannon Green says, "That Rob Ust guy tried to kill the warden."
Zane Straub says, "Uh oh"
Rube asks, "Oh shit, really?"
Spike Christman shivers.
Zane Straub says, "That ain't cool"
Spike Christman tries to remove Rob Ust's satchel.
Gannon Green says, "Mhm."
Rube says, "Heya AI"
Rob Ust whispers in their final breath, "Fuck you warden shithead..."
Rob Ust seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Rube says, "HUH HUH"
Zane Straub says, "Have you seen John Esker? Pretty sure I saw him start shit with someone"
Rube says, "Well."
Gannon Green twitches violently.
Zane Straub says, "Hold on"
Zane Straub asks, "Where the fuck is my ID?"
Lucy Brown [145.9] says, "I thought he was going to kill me."
Jacquetta Richter [145.9] says, "isnt it"
Landon Fryer [145.9] says, "Ninja is freindly"
Rube says, "GOOD SHIT"
Spike Christman hugs Jerry Tunnelsnake to make him feel better!
Flint Christman says, "perma this fuck"
Nasir Shupe tries to remove Jerry Tunnelsnake's backpack.
Zane Straub asks, "Nasir, where's my ID?"
HEX [145.9] states, "Warden is imprisoning dying people."
Nasir Shupe tries to remove Jerry Tunnelsnake's backpack.
Zane Straub asks, "Or atleast a spare one I can use?"
OOC: Spraydramist: reminder that shitcurity is always valid :^)
Nasir Shupe blinks rapidly.
Kameron Tanner [145.9] says, "The medal is gone"
Nasir Shupe tries to remove Jerry Tunnelsnake's backpack.
Flint Christman twitches violently.
Flint Christman says, "he assaulted me"
OOC: Jyxpe: Metagaming isnt though. And you guys have done that
*---------*
This is John Esker!
He is wearing a grey jumpsuit.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has PDA-John Esker (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing John Esker's ID Card (Assistant).
He has a vacant, braindead stare...
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Gannon Green shivers.
OOC: EnterDOT: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
*---------*
This is Troy Echard!
He is wearing a bomb hood on his head.
He is wearing a bomb suit.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding a double-barreled shotgun in his right hand.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
Criminal status: [*Arrest*]
*---------*
ÿLying Kate has thrown the light tube.
ÿlight tube shatters.
OOC: EnterDOT: WHY WAS THE GROUND PINK
OOC: Spraydramist: how is this meta?
OOC: Zelacks: heh
*---------*
This is Sue Bowchief!
She is wearing a grey jumpsuit.
She has a backpack water tank on her back.
She has a plant bag about her waist.
She is wearing some black shoes on her feet.
She has a radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing PDA-Sue Bowchief (Assistant).
She is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
She has severe bruising!
She has minor burns.
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
OOC: Zelacks: heh
OOC: Barhandar: Medals fuck up
OOC: Zelacks: HEEEH
*---------*
This is Troy Echard!
He is wearing a bomb hood on his head.
He is wearing a bomb suit.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding a meatbread slice in his left hand.
He is holding a double-barreled shotgun in his right hand.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
Criminal status: [*Arrest*]
*---------*
Gannon Green blinks rapidly.
OOC: Spraydramist: im just saying its always the same people beeing shitcurity, so they are valid
Nasir Shupe says, "Warrent"
Sue Bowchief has been pierced in the left arm with the sonic jackhammer by John Swahili!
Landon Fryer says, "NINJA BUDDY"
Landon Fryer [145.9] says, "NINJA BUDDY"
Landon Fryer [145.9] says, "NINJA BUDDY"
Kameron Tanner says, "FIGHT ME NINJA"
Gannon Green blinks rapidly.
Patton Zalack says, "I need heals"
Kameron Tanner [145.9] says, "FIGHT ME NINJA"
Patton Zalack [145.9] says, "I need heals"
Kayden Easter says, "lucy"
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.


Kameron Tanner [145.9] says, "YOU AIN'T GOT THE BALLS"
You break open the double-barreled shotgun and unload 2 shells.
The double-barreled shotgun is empty.
You load 1 shell into the double-barreled shotgun.
You load 1 shell into the double-barreled shotgun.
Priority Announcement

2 more authorization(s) needed until shuttle is launched early


Gannon Green twitches violently.
Priority Announcement

1 more authorization(s) needed until shuttle is launched early


Gannon Green blinks rapidly.
Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle will launch in 10 seconds


Flint Christman twitches violently.
Priority Announcement

2 more authorization(s) needed until shuttle is launched early


Landon Fryer [145.9] says, "wow"
Flint Christman fires the energy gun!
Gannon Green is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Your armor softens the blow!
You are now resting.
Flint Christman puts the energy gun into the security satchel.
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.


Flint Christman says, "all good"
Gannon Green stammers, "C-Cl-los-s-s-se."
You are now getting up.
You are buckled in to the chair by Flint Christman.
You were unbuckled from the chair by Flint Christman.
You buckle yourself to the chair.
ÿ!Flint Christman buckles in!
Flint Christman says, "how about those criminals eh"
Flint Christman says, "we mopped up good gents"
Spike Christman shivers.
Gannon Green says, "How about that HoP."
Gannon Green blinks rapidly.
Flint Christman unbuckled !
Gannon Green blinks rapidly.
Kayden Easter [145.9] says, "This is shit"
Flint Christman puts the lethal injection syringe into the security satchel.
Spike Christman twitches violently.
Gannon Green blinks rapidly.
Gannon Green shivers.
*---------*
This is Flint Christman!
He is wearing a ÿCentcom officer's jumpsuit.
He is wearing Dermal Armor Patch on his head.
He is wearing an armored trenchoat.
He is carrying a taser gun on his armored trenchoat.
He has a security satchel on his back.
He has some insulated gloves on his hands.
He has a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing some jackboots on his feet.
He has a security gas mask on his face.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a security bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Flint Christman (CIA Agent).
He isn't responding to anything around him and seems to be asleep.
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Kameron Tanner [145.9] says, "LONG LIVE MEDALZILLA"
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Flint Christman snores.
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Flint Christman snores.
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Gannon Green says, "Welp."
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
You shake Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
You shake Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
You shake Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
You shake Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
You shake Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Flint Christman snores.
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
OOC: Yellodeath: hoyl shit lethal injection is op
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Flint Christman snores.
Gannon Green says, "Hahahahaha"
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Landon Fryer [145.9] says, "GAY"
Kayden Easter [145.9] says, "LET ME OUT"
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Flint Christman snores.
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
Spike Christman shakes Flint Christman trying to get him up!
HEX (Played by: Actionb)'s laws at the end of the game were:
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
HEX's loyal minions were: Z.I.P (Deactivated) (Played by: Archironus),
ÿHEX's disloyal minions were:ÿ"

The traitors were:
Monotonical was Jorg Red (survived) (used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Steal an unused sample of slime extract. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Success!
Objective #3: Acquire the "Blue" secret documents held by Miguel Fitzgerald, the Assistant and syndicate agent Success!
The traitor was successful!

Mrsandman714 was Miguel Fitzgerald (died) (used 7 TC)
Objective #1: Acquire the "Red" secret documents held by Jorg Red, the Shaft Miner and syndicate agent Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Jorg Red, the Shaft Miner. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Igethighwithjayz was Ben Dover (died) (used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Debrain Rube, the Detective. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Fluffynuts was Shekelburg Goldstein (died) (used 10 TC)
Objective #1: Steal a functional AI. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate David Bowie, the Chaplain. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Brolaire was Zane Straub (survived) (used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Shekelburg Goldstein, the Research Director. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate John Esker, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Success!
The traitor has failed!

Darno was Rob Ust (died) (used 10 TC)
Objective #1: Steal a piece of corgi meat. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Whoisthere was Strider Hanzo (survived)
Objective #1: Steal the brain of Ben Dover. Fail.
Objective #2: Download 20 research levels. Fail.
Objective #3: Slay Rob Ust, the Atmospheric Technician. Success!
Objective #4: Nothing Success!
Objective #5: Stay alive until the end. Success!
Objective #6: We are currently negotiating with a Syndicate leader. Disguise assassinations as suicide or another natural cause. Fail.
The space ninja has failed!

The code phrases were: hospitality, Virologist.
The code responses were: cooing, whiskey cola.

Zane Straub [145.9] asks, "What was that, sonny?"
OOC: Spraydramist: hey warden whats ur ckey?
You unbuckle yourself from the chair.
Spike Christman shivers.
ÿ!Restarting in 25 seconds
The stunbaton is now on.
OOC: EnterDOT: GIMME THY MEDAL
OOC: Laimfu: Good shit sec team
OOC: Actionb: Shit tier
You put the stunbaton into the security belt.
OOC: Spraydramist: its importand
OOC: Darno: I want your fucking CKEY Warden
Gannon Green shivers.
OOC: AIM-54-Phoenix: why was the shuttle launched early?
Flint Christman snores.
You fire the taser gun!
Spike Christman is hit by an electrode in the left arm!
OOC: Monotonical: Is miguel still here?
OOC: Laimfu: Hi I'm warden
OOC: Laimfu: sue me
Gannon Green blinks rapidly.
OOC: Spraydramist: half of security needs a ban
OOC: Spraydramist: so warden
OOC: Spraydramist: your ckey please


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Welcome to the pre-game lobby!
Please, setup your character and select ready. Game will start in 120 seconds
OOC: Cowboy_penis_monster: hey nasir Im sorry i tried to kill you
OOC: Deuryn: Hey guys
OOC: Deuryn: I got on just as the last roung ended
OOC: Cowboy_penis_monster: I seriously thought you were trying to murder me
OOC: Mon0: So how bad was that warden?
OOC: AIM-54-Phoenix: why was the shuttle launched early?
OOC: Spraydramist: WARDEN GIMME UR CKEY PLS
OOC: Darno: Who the fuck is the warden
OOC: Actionb: Warden was worsethanhitler/10
OOC: Jaxy15: That giant fucking medal tho
OOC: Spaceman John: you didn't miss much
OOC: Cowboy_penis_monster: laimfu was warden
OOC: Laimfu: All those mad shitters that I took away their stolen goods and all access
OOC: Unclechuckus: whoever the clown was deserved the stabbing and gibbing they got
OOC: Mon0: They said their ckey
OOC: Igethighwithjayz: warden was complete shit
OOC: Yellodeath: cmo it was valid why you got perma'd stop bitching
OOC: Mon0: Its Laimfu
OOC: Deuryn: That's what I'm hoping to figure out, guys, if you had issues with people for the previous round, please adminhelp what happened
OOC: Spraydramist: okay its laimfu
OOC: Pinkledwrenis: Suprised security did that well.
OOC: Darno: Laimfu FYI I'm making a FNR
OOC: Zionn: Some guy gave everyone all acces
OOC: Spraydramist: >adminhelp
OOC: Laimfu: Okay
OOC: Deuryn: Laimfu, stick around for a bit
OOC: Spraydramist: BAHAHAHAHA
OOC: Laimfu: never happened before
OOC: Zionn: It was fun
OOC: Chibskininja: Apologies to the engineer I looted. I had serious doubts Genetics would od anything anyway
OOC: Laimfu: sure man
OOC: Pinkledwrenis: I got four all access away from people.
OOC: Darno: Because I'm going to get your sorry ass jobbanned
OOC: Zionn: Also early shuttle launch for no reason
OOC: Deuryn: You can either adminhelp while I'm right here, planning to sort this shit out, or you can deal with it
OOC: Laimfu: God you're so mad you were valid and I permabrigged you for having traitor items
OOC: Spraydramist: Rob ust when you made the thread tell me im gonna testify it
OOC: Laimfu: Fucking l e l
OOC: VonRidel: Wow. Tensions are high and buthurt is plentiful.
OOC: Unclechuckus: clown tried to kill me that round for no raisin, wasn't even an antag
OOC: Darno: A WARDEN IS SUPPOSED TO STAY IN THE FUCKING BRIG
The OOC channel has been globally disabled!
OOC: Deuryn: Kay guys
OOC: Deuryn: Relax a little
The current game mode is - Secret!
Possibilities: AI malfunction, changeling, cult, extended, monkey, nuclear emergency, revolution, traitor, traitor+changeling and wizard
OOC: Deuryn: New round
Enjoy the game!
Captain Spike Christman on deck!
OOC: Deuryn: If you need to talk about last round, tell it to me
ÿOOC is globally muted
Attention! Security level elevated to blue
The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible, random searches are permitted.
Current Admins:
Deuryn is a Headmin

OOC: Deuryn: Anyone here kinda neutral about how last round went, in terms of security? Gimme a shout if you were. I'd like your perspective
PM to-Admins: Gannon here, played last round as a sec officer. Didn't get too involved with any arrests other then watching to make sure no beatings by our implanted officers went down and to make everything went smoothly. The round was a shit storm, captain and hop were completely replaced(?) or being as useless as they can be. HoP began giving the entire crew all access, which quickly got bad for us due to massive amounts of people running into the armory/brig who shouldn't be there. The warden who was our current HoS (we had no HoS so he somewhat took charge) decided to order the arrest of the captain, the hop, and all players with all access. About this time, not too far into the round really, comms died leaving us very disorganised with bringing people in and force searching them for items. The CMO in particular was found with a chameleon projector and was thrown in perma, the CMO later on decided to ICCY OOCY by spamming OOC with "waah shitcurity" and the likes to which others joined in saying security was valid and
Current Admins:
Deuryn is a Headmin

Your prayers have been received by the gods.
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Admin PM from-Deuryn: Did you lose much? Pastebin might be better if it was super long
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PM to-Admins: I didn't catch much of the conversations due to spending most of my round vrooming around with a speed virus but lemme see if I can get something together, I did take pics of the iccy ooc though if you want that.