beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kULlr5JdNdw

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

THE ARISEN!

VS!

THE DOVAHKIIIIIIIIIN!

BEGIN!

Dovahkiin:

Ripping through you faster than Wuld Nah Kest!
But I don't need Thu'um, no reason to give my best!
Bring it, kid, and see how hot the Dragonborn can spit!
You must be high on Skooma if you think you match this!
Your followers won't shut the hell up; it'd drive anyone insane.
I've destroyed dragons by the hundreds, remind me how many you've slain?
Dragons Dogma flopped harder than a slaughterfish outta water!
While Skyrim's making millions, you're just stuck in the gutter!
You have to walk everywhere if you don't have a port crystal? How boring!
I'll provide you some fast travel, and Fus Ro Dah your ass back to Gran Soren!

Arisen:

I rap faster than a Strider; strike harder than a Fighter!
Trust me, thou won't be dining in Sovngarde when this battle's over!
I'm the Arisen, knave, thou must have Brain Rot to be this bold!
I've no heart, that's why my disses are ice cold!
Thou have no skill in combat, thou simply flail around.
Don't need a staff to cause lyrical Bolide to come crashing down!
Thy dragons are a joke, they're more akin to goblins in my world;
considering thou has their power, and can't even hurt a little girl!
Take thy ass back to Whiterun, and whine to the guards about this beating.
I can wait for thou to think of a comeback, because, as a God, time is not fleeting.

Dohvakiin:

Ha! You think I'm weak, but I'm not the one who wore a dress!
And I can sleep at the inn all I want, without any later regrets!
Your mind's about as sharp as an iron dagger, maybe even less so.
I have the option for allies, but I can easily complete my journey solo!
Skyrim is my oyster, do you even know who you're stepping up to, fool?
You couldn't rap any slower even if I shouted Tiid Klo Ul!

Arisen:

Thy shouts give people headaches, nothing more.
Rapping against me is like playing Hard Mode, and all my rhymes are Dragonforged!
I gather my pawns from all across the world; there's no limit to my influence!
And mine are more competent; aren't traps being set off a nuisance?
I kill Wyrms in my spare time while thou is sneaking up on spiders.
I'd say thou is like Maximillian, but thou is some how even blander!

Dohvakiin:

Get out of my face, boy, before I show you who's stronger!
Then I'll head to Cassardis and give your beloved my Dwarven Warhammer!
You can go over Level 81? Sounds like you're over-compensating.
You should work on proving your innocence instead of grinding!

Arisen:

Thou art finished, but thou doesn't know when to fold,
so I shall meet you on your own terms, joined by my own companion of old.

Pawn:

It's weak to verbal fire, so let's burn it to ash!
Strength in numbers, however, the master doesn't need me to beat your ass.
Out of the way, insolent pup, it seems all roads lead to your loss.
Master, how do you propose we finish the man who bears the personality of a cock?