Ikki/Cade - Where's Jack Mercer?

[12:55] <Le_audience_XDDDDD> ==START!==
[12:56]  * speedingCyclone began pestering distantBellicose
[12:56] <speedingCyclone> Cade, have you seen Jack recently?
[12:56] <speedingCyclone> Its urgent!
[12:57] <distantBellicose> Haha, nah. His whole evil lair vanished in a puff of light.
[12:57] <distantBellicose> Kinda knew I was gonna have a bad time when I saw that.
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[12:58] <speedingCyclone> So you aren't near him?
[12:59] <distantBellicose> Nah. He's probably okay. Probably. I think he still has some macaroni in his evil lair. Guy likes to hoard that stuff. It's adorable.
[12:59] <speedingCyclone> Excuse my language, but damn it!
[13:00] <speedingCyclone> Right now he's being attacked by goat monsters! And I need to save him!
[13:00] <distantBellicose> Hm. That's not good. How are you gonna pull that off?
[13:01] <speedingCyclone> I have to get to this weird floaty circle thing in the sky!
[13:01] <distantBellicose> Huh. Weird floaty circle thing, huh?
[13:02] <speedingCyclone> Yes! My doll told me.
[13:02] <distantBellicose> Haha, that's adorable. Well, huh.
[13:03] <distantBellicose> I'm looking at Mira right now. She's just sort of laying there. On her face.
[13:03] <distantBellicose> There are a bunch of funky buttons, right?
[13:03] <speedingCyclone> She apparently could talk to me before, I just didn't hear her.
[13:03] <distantBellicose> Soooooo... why don't I play with those for a bit?
[13:03] <speedingCyclone> Are you playing the game?
[13:03] <distantBellicose> Well...
[13:03] <distantBellicose> If by "playing the game" you mean "slaughtering catsoldiers wholesale," then yes.
[13:03] <distantBellicose> Yes I am.
[13:03] <speedingCyclone> Oh no don't do that! We don't need more people trapped in the medium!
[13:03] <speedingCyclone> ...cat soldiers?
[13:04] <distantBellicose> Well. Emerald has made it pretty clear they're evil as all get out.
[13:04] <distantBellicose> So I just grabbed my rifle and shot a few of 'em.
[13:04] <distantBellicose> Apparently, they were no match for a dashing, half decent sniper like myself.
[13:06] <speedingCyclone> Emerald?
[13:06] <speedingCyclone> What in hells blazes are you talking about?!
[13:06] <distantBellicose> She's a cat person.
[13:06] <distantBellicose> There's a war going on, you know!
[13:07] <distantBellicose> It's the Land of War and Steam.
[13:07] <distantBellicose> Some officer among the catsoldiers tried to arrest me.
[13:07] <distantBellicose> It went about as well as the last time I was arrested. (._. )
[13:07] <speedingCyclone> Oh, you are on a different land than me!
[13:07] <speedingCyclone> Im on the land of ore and disease!
[13:08] <distantBellicose> Oh. That sounds rather unpleasant!
[13:08] <distantBellicose> What were we talking about again?
[13:08] <speedingCyclone> There are dwarves here.
[13:08] <distantBellicose> Dwarves? I think they prefer to be called "midgets."
[13:09] <speedingCyclone> No actual dwarves!
[13:09] <speedingCyclone> They have beards and mines and everything!
[13:09] <distantBellicose> Like Gimli? Haha, John Rhys Davies was awesome in that movie!
[13:09] <speedingCyclone> I found one named Gimli!
[13:09] <speedingCyclone> Well
[13:10] <speedingCyclone> I named him that because he forgot his last name.
[13:11] <distantBellicose> Midgets don't strike me as the forgetful type...
[13:12] <speedingCyclone> He was in a gas leak.
[13:12] <speedingCyclone> Poor man has amnesia.
[13:12] <distantBellicose> Man. That sucks. I can barely remember what I had for breakfast.
[13:13] <distantBellicose> I can tell you that I had Belgian waffles a week ago at 9:51 am. They were delicious!
[13:14] <speedingCyclone> I had pancakes today!
[13:14] <speedingCyclone> Sis brought them over!
[13:14] <speedingCyclone> Hopefully I can save Jack and get out of here soon so I can see her!
[13:14] <distantBellicose> Pancakes! Aw dang! Did you eat them with blueberries and stuff!
[13:15] <speedingCyclone> Just syrup.
[13:15] <distantBellicose> Man. You gotta put blueberries and raspberries on that stuff! It makes them so much better!
[13:15] <distantBellicose> Flavored syrups are a terrible substitute.
[13:15] <distantBellicose> I once had these *nasty* pancakes at an IHOP.
[13:16] <distantBellicose> Tried the blueberry syrup, see?
[13:16] <distantBellicose> It tasted like *plastic,* mingled with blueberries.
[13:16] <distantBellicose> It was the most godawful thing I'd eaten in years.
[13:16] <distantBellicose> Probably.
[13:17] <speedingCyclone> Ew!
[13:17] <distantBellicose> Yeah, Jack was with me. He had the steak it was equally vi-
[13:17] <distantBellicose> Oh. Wait. Jack.
[13:17] <distantBellicose> Where is he again?
[13:18] <speedingCyclone> He is in another Land!
[13:18] <distantBellicose> Another land? Huh. So I guess if you traveled far enough, you'd make it to him, right?
[13:19] <distantBellicose> Maybe you should find a map.
[13:19] <speedingCyclone> No no no.
[13:20] <speedingCyclone> I have to get to the circle in the sky, remember?
[13:20] <distantBellicose> How you figure?
[13:21] <speedingCyclone> My doll told me!
[13:21] <distantBellicose> Oh. You made your doll into an imaginary friend? I think you're a little old for that...
[13:21] <speedingCyclone> No no no!
[13:22] <speedingCyclone> I gave her to the sphere!
[13:22] <speedingCyclone> And then she became the sphere and started talking!
[13:22] <distantBellicose> Oh. Is it one of those porcelain dolls? Those things creep me out.
[13:23] <speedingCyclone> No no.
[13:24] <distantBellicose> Oh. Huh. Well, I guess it can help you more than I can.
[13:25] <speedingCyclone> It seems knowledgable about this game.
[13:25] <speedingCyclone> You should talk to your sphere guide!
[13:25] <distantBellicose> Mine's just a floating bullet.
[13:25] <distantBellicose> It's sort of weirding me out.
[13:25] <speedingCyclone> You gave it a bullet?
[13:26] <distantBellicose> Yup.
[13:26] <distantBellicose> It felt right.
[13:26] <distantBellicose> Jack told me to give it something, and it wouldn't be very "henchman-y" to question him.
[13:27] <speedingCyclone> Try giving it something more uh
[13:27] <speedingCyclone> Responsive.
[13:27] <distantBellicose> Huh. Okay.
[13:27] <distantBellicose> I'll give it some macaroni. Spheres like macaroni, like?
[13:27] <speedingCyclone> No no no.
[13:28] <speedingCyclone> What do you have thats humanlike?
[13:28] <speedingCyclone> Maybe an action figure?
[13:28] <distantBellicose> Well... Jack might have left some of his toys laying around.
[13:29] <speedingCyclone> Try giving it one of those and see if it talk!
[13:29] <distantBellicose> Oh! I know! Let's give it a robot! I'll try that when we're done here.
[13:30] <speedingCyclone> Sure!
[13:32] <distantBellicose> Anyway! I'm gonna talk to Mira! I'll see you around, what's-your-name!
[13:32] <speedingCyclone> Ikki!
[13:32] <speedingCyclone> Goodbye Cade.
[13:32] <distantBellicose> Later icky!
[13:33]  * distantBellicose has ceased espering speedingCyclone!
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