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  1. >be 19
  2. >meet cute player at server
  3. >he's all over me for some reason
  4. >some of the stuff he says seems sketchy, like getting banned for killing and shit
  5. >whatever, he has great hats and weps and im tired as balls
  6. >fuck yeah he starts being quiet
  7. >we look for some privacy
  8. >yeah trade_clocktown_b2a seems fine
  9. >gives me some kills
  10. >takes off his friendly mode and says he doesn't want it
  11. >we start to mess around
  12. >pretty easy kills, he's not even trying but watev shit is cash
  13. >start slamming him
  14. >he wraps his IP around me and begs to not kill him
  15. >not sure if want
  16. >he says I'm far worse and I do it for fun
  17. >fuckyeah.jpg
  18. >stab him, feels good man
  19. >after I pull my knife out he starts blacklisting the server
  20. >seems hot but I'm like wat
  21. >he tells me he's leaving the server
  22. >wants me to feel bad so I won't kill him ever
  23. >I flip the fuck out
  24. >Enter BEASTMODE
  25. >Hit his IP with a lightning screw uppercut
  26. >It crits his account so hard it permabans
  27. >he starts throwing up insults
  28. >I autochain into a sick 45 hit combo
  29. >he smashes through the server's map and onto some other players
  30. >Channel my ki into Lv.3 Final Crusher Blast
  31. >Obliterates his server
  32. >No survivors
  33. >1200 xp, Style S+ Skill S+ Damage S+
  34. >Fuck given rating 0.0%
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