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Mom: My NEETs!
Mom: Snack-time!

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Juushi: Snacks! Snacks!
Oso: To think mom would suggest snack-time.
(?): Did she receive some from the neighbors?
Oso: Mhh?
(Paper: Mother's Day
		You can still make it!
		Presents Catalogue
		Convey your gratitude)
(?): So that's what it is...
(?): It's today...
(?): No wonder, I thought it was odd she brought us snacks.

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Choro: What are we gonna do with this?
Totty: It's pretty cute that she's casually appealing to us like this.
Totty: OK, I dealt with it.
(Choro: This guy scary!)
Mom: Thanks for waiting!
(Oso: She's a step ahead of us!)
Mom: Huh? What's wrong everyone? / Is there something on my face?
Oso: It's some dirt! I'll take it off!

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Mom: You didn't just take of the dirt, you ripped something else off as well, right? It made a pretty loud sound.
Oso: In for some dirt, in for some hair.
[TL note: he's literally saying "If you eat the dirt, then include the pores too." which is a modification of "If you eat the poison, then include the plate too." (毒を食らわば皿まで) which means something along "In for a penny, in for a pound".]
(Oso: That's what they say.)
(Text: Hair)
(Choro: No-one says that, but nice job, Osomatsu-niisan!)
Mom: Oh my, thank you.
Mom: Oh no, Osomatsu!
Mom: You're a fully grown man, but you still have eye mucus on your face!
Oso: Mom, if you're gonna do that, use leat a tissue.
Mom: Huh? This is just like a tissue, right?
Mom: This big one isn't coming off that easily. / It keeps going deeper every-time I reach for it...
Oso: Mom, that's probably my eyeball.
Mom: I can't take it off if you close your eyes! / Look closely at this flyer.
Oso: You clearly said flyer!

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All: T-Thanks for the snacks!
Mom: You haven't eaten them yet! / My NEETs!
Totoko: Good day!
Mom: Yes, yes!
Mom: Oh my, Totoko-chan.
Totoko: I've come to deliver the fish you ordered.
Totoko: Ma'am?
Mom: A Mother's Day present from you would be nice too.
Totoko: Huh?

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Mom: There are 6 of them, surely must like the looks of at least one of them.
Totoko: They all look completely the same though.
Mom: The amount of pores on their faces differ if you look closely.
Mom: And you know, the thickness of their cornea too.
(Mom: I never checked, but it must be true.)
Totoko: Can I call the police?
Oso: Aah... / We're usually able to avoid dealing with this day, but this time was pretty dangerous.
Choro: No, the fact that we avoid dealing with it is what's weird. / We should at least do something this year...

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Totty: But we don't have any money.
(?): That's true.
Juushi: Then we'll go search for something nice that's free.
(?): Good idea, brother.
(?): Okay, but don't slack off.
Oso: Then we should do something too.
Choro: What are you gonna do, Osomatsu-niisan?
Oso: Let's think of something good while eating snacks.
Choro: Why?!
Oso: "Why?!" Because we missed our chance too eat snacks before!
Choro: That's not what I mean!

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Choro: This isn't the time for it!
Totty: So you won't eat them?
Choro: No, I'll eat 'em.
Oso: Of course you will.
Oso: Ah... What could be a good free present...?
Choro: Like a ticket for a free massage?
Totty: You can't do that if you're older than 20!! It's so uncool!
Kara: How about I create a song filled with gratitude for always taking care of us.
Choro?: That's more worthless than trash.
(Choro?): [TL note: sorry the small text is cut off.]
Oso: Then what can we do?!

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Choro: No! No! No! Why did you push the lid at that moment?!
Oso: So you won't drink it?
Choro: No, I'll drink it.
Oso: Of course you will.
Choro: Seriously, who's idea was it to create Mother's Day!
Choro: Show yourself! / I'll shove beans up your nose!
Choro: Think about how us NEETs feel!
((?): Yeah! Yeah!)
Juushi: We're home!
Oso: Welcome back, Ichimatsu and Juushimatsu! / Did you find something nice...?

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Oso: Ichimatsu, why did you wet yourself?!
((?): Did something happen?!)
((?): Eeeeh!)
Oso: I would have expected that more from Juushimatsu!
Mom: It doesn't matter what it is, a present is all about the feeling...
Mom: And yet, you're still so pathetic! / On top of that, incontinence?!
Kara: Wait, Mommy!

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Kara: Then I shall give you my feelings!
(Kara: I used my own body as an instrument to convey gratitude towards my mommy.)
(Kara: A splendid idea, if I say so myself.)
(Mom: Speechless)
Oso: Nice, Karamatsu!
Totty: We'll use that to convey our feelings too.

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Kara: Ichimatsu... That place won't make any sound!
(Kara: Ichimatsu!)
Mom: ..op it!
Mom: Stop it already!
(Kara: My feelings, they finally reached Mommy's heart.)
Mom: I can't accept these bizarre "feelings"! / I'll stop saying pretentious things that don't fit my personality!
Mom: Just limit the presents to physical things!
Ichi: She finally gave up, huh...
Oso: This is a win for us.
Totty: Mom

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Totty: Do you think... That you gave birth to a bunch of monsters that have no respect for their parents?
Totty: I gathered all the money that I have..
Totty: I was only able to buy one though...
(Oso/Kara/Choro: Todomatsu! That bastard! He's trying to get ahead of us! / You're so unfair!)
(Oso/Kara/Choro: That sneaky monster!)
(text: He got the jump on his older brothers...)
(Totty: Hehe... Give a little bit of happiness in the middle of despair, and the effect will double.)
(Totty: Sorry, but I'll be using you as my stepping stone.)
Text: I learned that from "Mother's Day That Will Make You Cry"
Cover: "Mother's Day That Will Make You Cry Episodes"

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Totty: I'll do my best so that I can buy lots of carnation flowers, and decorate the entire room with them. So please wait...
Totty: Eh?
((?): Her despair runs too deep. We've created an unspeakable monster...)
Mom: Just give me the cash... / These flowers... They'll just wilt anyway...
(?): H-Hyaaa!
(?): Mom... / We're sorry, Mom!
Text: To be continued in chapter 10!