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- >"ANOOOOON!"
- >Using your superior ninja reflexes you dodge another deadly projectile book from the purple unicorn.
- >"Get back here!" she yells as you do a sweet parkour move over the 5 inch tall table.
- >You always enjoyed messing with the pastel ponies.
- >But out of all of them Twilight had the best reactions.
- >She also looked kinda cute when she was mad.
- >Last night you sneaked in to the library and rearranged almost all the books in no particular order.
- >You then returned to the scene of the crime a few minutes ago just to see the reaction on her face.
- >And here you are now.
- >Turning to face your purple pursuer you quickly duck down to avoid a 'pocket' dictionary to the head.
- >You swear you see some steam come out of her nostrils as she huffs.
- >Giving her your best shit eating grin you take a step back...
- >Only to find out that the wall of bookcases it directly behind you.
- >Smiling triumphantly, Twilight begins to slowly advance.
- >Your eyes quickly dart around the room looking for a way out.
- >The thing about Twilight is that even though she may have the best reactions, she is also the most dangerous.
- >Getting caught isn't a pleasant experience.
- >Looking over your purple executioner you see that the door is still open.
- >Grinning like a madman you sprint towards the mare.
- >Clearly not expecting this action she halts her movement and stares wide eyed at you.
- >Not wanting to waste time you decide to 'leapfrog' over Twilight's head.
- >The jump wasn't perfect, but you still stick the land and continue your mad dash towards freedom as you leave a confused mare in your wake.
- >Once your outside you'll have to either hide or get somep0ny like Rainbow Dash or Pi-
- >SLAM
- >Your thoughts are cut off as the literal doorway to freedom shuts in front of you, enveloped in a purple aura.
- >Desperate for escape you grab the handle and pull as hard as you can.
- >Unfortunately it doesn't even budge.
- >"Going somewhere?" Twilight smugly taunts.
- >"Come on Anon, make it easy for the both of us."
- "Well Twilight that does sound like a NOVEL idea!" you shout as you throw her own ammunition back at her.
- >Of course the book wasn't actually meant to hit her.
- >You were an asshole, not a jerk.
- >The book does do it's intended job however and distracts her just long enough for you to run up the stairs.
- >If the door doesn't work you, figure the balcony is the next best thing.
- >"Arrgh! Anon when I get my hooves on you-!"
- >Uh oh.
- >You try to run further but you only make it as far as the bed before you get the all too familiar feeling of weightlessness wash over you.
- >Looks like your intellectual friend remembered she had magic.
- >As you float an inch off the ground Twilight menacingly walks up the stairs.
- >Once she reaches you she violently throws you onto the bed.
- >POMF
- "What are we gonna do on the bed Tw-"
- >You are quickly silenced as a hoof is jammed in your mouth.
- >"WE are not going to do anything. YOU are going to spend however long it takes to clean this library back to the way it was!"
- >"Am I clear?" she asks as she removes her hoof.
- >Not being able to do a whole lot against magic you proceed with your built in defense mechanism.
- "You're cute when you're ang-"
- >SMACK
- >Rubbing your now injured jaw, you realize jokes may not be the best idea in this situation.
- >"AM I CLEAR?" she asks again, emphasizing each word by hoofing you in the chest.
- >Luckily you still have one more trick up your sleeve.
- >Not so luckily, is that it may or may not lead to certain death.
- >Worth a shot right?
- >You quickly reach out and begin to scratch the base of her ear.
- >Twilight's expression quickly changes from aggression to pure bliss.
- >"Mmmnnnn~"
- >Within seconds she's putty in your hand and is trying desperately to lean in for more.
- >Not one to disappoint, you begin scratching slower yet more methodically.
- >A shiver runs down her spine as you continue your effective assault.
- >You take notice that one of her hind legs has begun to kick out against her will.
- >In her state of bliss and uncontrollable appendages Twilight quickly loses her balance and falls on top of you.
- >The proximity of your faces causes the pair of you to blush.
- >Before Twilight can take control of the situation you begin your assault once again.
- >"Oooh~"
- >You notice her hind leg begins to kick out again.
- >Continuing your assault for a few more minutes you eventually slow down so she can recompose herself.
- >She begins to breathe heavily, her warm breath washing over your face.
- >You begin running one finger slowly up and down her left ear to help calm her.
- "Now might be a good time to mention that I moved one of the objects on your desk a little, but I'm not going to tell you which one."
- >You quickly begin scratching again to avoid her wrath.
- >Once again you slow down to a stop once you think she's calm.
- >Sighing contently she lays her head down beside your own.
- >"I hate you."
- "Love you too Starbutt." you tease.
- >Grabbing your hand with her hoof, Twilight places it on her ear again.
- >Getting the message, you begin your patented technique, albeit a lot calmer this time.
- >The mare beside you begins to softly moan once more.
- >"You're lucky you're able to do this, else I'd have you thrown in the dungeon."
- "Really? I assumed my abilities would have me thrown in your 'personal' dungeon." you say as you waggle your eyebrows.
- >Twilight just shakes her head and rolls her eyes.
- >Suddenly you are struck with another idea.
- >Removing your hand from her ear you begin to lightly run the tips of your fingers along her belly.
- >The effect is instantaneous and Twilight suddenly begins squirming.
- >"N-no! Anon s-stop it!" she squeals, trying to worm her way out of your grasp.
- >Not giving up you quickly begin running both of your hands along her belly.
- >"A-aah! No! Ha, don- ha, s-s-stop!"
- >Overpowering her you pull her down beside you and then position yourself on top of her.
- >You continue the tickle attack for a few more moments.
- >Eventually you let up, giving her a chance to breathe.
- >Twilight instantly begins gasping for breath, trying to recover from your assault.
- >You take this moment to gaze into her purple eyes.
- >Strangely enough you hadn't noticed how beautiful they looked.
- >Twilight returns the sentiment, and gives you the same goofy grin that you're wearing.
- >It looks like she's trying to say something, but her lack of oxygen is making it difficult.
- "Hey Twi?"
- >She regulates her breathing slightly before answering.
- >"Y-yeah?"
- "Boop."
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