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  1. @Zamrock: im bringing
  2. @Zamrock: xtrashine
  3. @Zamrock: bck in here
  4. @xtraDOLLARshine: baby baby
  5. @xtraDOLLARshine: what it is
  6. @Zamrock: hehe bwoi
  7. #fingerscrossed: lol
  8. @xtraDOLLARshine: *bro fist*
  9. @Zamrock: xtra
  10. @xtraDOLLARshine: *hand shake*
  11. @Zamrock: i gotta
  12. @Zamrock: tell u somethin
  13. #fingerscrossed: LOL
  14. @xtraDOLLARshine: *hits the dougie*
  15. @Zamrock: i might fuck a fat chick
  16. @Zamrock: 2morrow
  17. @Zamrock: -
  18. @xtraDOLLARshine: ay man
  19. @Murkrow Saturn: ...
  20. %jacksoras: lol
  21. @xtraDOLLARshine: remember what i told u
  22. #fingerscrossed: gross
  23. @xtraDOLLARshine: a holes a hole
  24. %jacksoras: dont lose it in there
  25. #fingerscrossed: HAHAHAHA
  26. @xtraDOLLARshine: it dont matta
  27. @Zamrock: ahem
  28. @Zamrock: ahem
  29. @xtraDOLLARshine: i thot dis shet died
  30. @xtraDOLLARshine: it wudnt work for me
  31. @Murkrow Saturn: bang'n juicy pussy
  32. @xtraDOLLARshine: da utter day
  33. @Murkrow Saturn: nb
  34. +QueenOfLuvdiscs: just don't look at her
  35. +QueenOfLuvdiscs: ez
  36. @Zamrock: nigga it was packed
  37. %jacksoras: LOL
  38. @Zamrock: like and hour ago
  39. @xtraDOLLARshine: bag her face and fuck her right in the pussy
  40. @Zamrock: then every1 went to sleep
  41. %jacksoras: tinder <
  42. @xtraDOLLARshine: dude
  43. @xtraDOLLARshine: all the girls removed me on tinder
  44. @xtraDOLLARshine: right after my first line
  45. @Zamrock: QueenOfLuvdiscs I have to stick my dick in there...
  46. @Murkrow Saturn: i think he said she's fat not ugly lellll
  47. #fingerscrossed: hahaha
  48. @xtraDOLLARshine: 'ur body is 70% water and im thursty'
  49. @Zamrock: ofc i have to fuckin look at her
  50. @Zamrock: -
  51. #fingerscrossed: HAHAHAHAHAH
  52. %jacksoras: HAHAHA
  53. +QueenOfLuvdiscs: then put it in, then close them
  54. @Zamrock: LMAO Xtra
  55. #fingerscrossed: so fuckin good
  56. @Murkrow Saturn: fat>not ugly
  57. @xtraDOLLARshine: i have chat logs of them :@
  58. @xtraDOLLARshine: they either tell me
  59. @Draeden: lol Xtra
  60. @Zamrock: Xtra
  61. @xtraDOLLARshine: to grow up
  62. @xtraDOLLARshine: or remove me
  63. @Draeden: Holy shit
  64. @Zamrock: i got a match on tinder 2day
  65. #fingerscrossed: LOL
  66. @Zamrock: i got a gymnist
  67. #fingerscrossed: solid ideas
  68. @xtraDOLLARshine: rofl
  69. @Zamrock: mmmmmm
  70. @xtraDOLLARshine: dude
  71. @xtraDOLLARshine: i only swipe right
  72. @xtraDOLLARshine: u kno why
  73. @xtraDOLLARshine: A HOLES A HOLE NIGGA
  74. @Zamrock: LOL
  75. +QueenOfLuvdiscs: lol
  76. @Zamrock: my nigga
  77. #fingerscrossed: zamrock i have 231 girls rn.
  78. %Kiyo: LOL
  79. #fingerscrossed: none of them which are attractive
  80. #fingerscrossed: I was high when i swipped
  81. @Zamrock: -
  82. #fingerscrossed: worse idea ever
  83. #fingerscrossed: swipping when ur high
  84. @xtraDOLLARshine: lmao
  85. @xtraDOLLARshine: im swiping
  86. @Zamrock: can u pass
  87. #fingerscrossed: everything looks so good
  88. @xtraDOLLARshine: as we speak
  89. @Zamrock: a few of them
  90. @Zamrock: over to me?
  91. @Zamrock: i'm hungry...
  92. #fingerscrossed: lol
  93. @xtraDOLLARshine: SHIT I SET MY PREFERENCE TO 5 MILES AND JUST STARTED SWIPING
  94. @xtraDOLLARshine: who knows if i accidently got my neighbor
  95. @daftmau5: tinder is fucked. you never know which chick it is in the pic. Could be the fatty in the corner
  96. @xtraDOLLARshine: i didnt even look at the pics
  97. @Zamrock: NIgga i got girls fuckin
  98. @Murkrow Saturn: or ur mom
  99. @Zamrock: 47 miles away
  100. @Zamrock: swiping my picture right
  101. @xtraDOLLARshine: i only set mine to 5
  102. @Zamrock: they'll cum n drive over to me
  103. @xtraDOLLARshine: so i can ride my scooter
  104. @Zamrock: for a nice little fuck
  105. @xtraDOLLARshine: and fuck her right in the pussy
  106. +QueenOfLuvdiscs: lol
  107. @Zamrock: LOL scootin'
  108. @Zamrock: my nigga xtra
  109. @Murkrow Saturn: "so i can ride my scooter"
  110. @Murkrow Saturn: LELLLLLL
  111. @Zamrock: Xtra ik u got hoes just
  112. @Zamrock: holding on to ur bck
  113. @Zamrock: while u scootin
  114. @Zamrock: to ur place
  115. @Murkrow Saturn: LOL
  116. @xtraDOLLARshine: carry a first aid kid
  117. @xtraDOLLARshine: for the cement burns
  118. @Zamrock: do u give ur helmet to her so u look more like a badass
  119. @Zamrock: and she stays safe
  120. @Zamrock: like a gentleman
  121. @Zamrock: ?
  122. @xtraDOLLARshine: m'ladies are always caressed with tenderness and compassion
  123. @xtraDOLLARshine: with me
  124. TheCanadianWifier was unmuted by The Goomy.
  125. @Murkrow Saturn: hahaha
  126. %jacksoras: LOL
  127. @Zamrock: lmao
  128. @Zamrock: Xtra u know what scares me
  129. @Murkrow Saturn: damn, those were the days
  130. @xtraDOLLARshine: im on a roll today
  131. @Zamrock: i think i'm becoming you
  132. @Zamrock: u wanna know why?
  133. @xtraDOLLARshine: y cuh
  134. @Zamrock: my ass is becoming scruffy
  135. @Zamrock: -
  136. @xtraDOLLARshine: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
  137. @xtraDOLLARshine: soon
  138. @xtraDOLLARshine: ladies will give u
  139. @xtraDOLLARshine: a lil tap
  140. @Murkrow Saturn: growing hair zam?
  141. @xtraDOLLARshine: here n there
  142. @Zamrock: the way ladies like it
  143. @Zamrock: yn
  144. @xtraDOLLARshine: ah shit
  145. @Zamrock: i had hair MJ LOL
  146. @Murkrow Saturn: ass hair nb
  147. @xtraDOLLARshine: dont use the
  148. @xtraDOLLARshine: tweezers
  149. @xtraDOLLARshine: to pluck
  150. %jacksoras: LOL
  151. @Zamrock: LMAO
  152. @Murkrow Saturn: HAHAHAH
  153. @daftmau5: life advice
  154. @daftmau5: right there
  155. @Zamrock: ^
  156. @xtraDOLLARshine: captial TRUTH
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