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  1. Jan 22 14:28:16 <DamienLunas> Last time on Turfwars, the ribbonwood immortals fought to protect their territory from a savage dragon
  2. Jan 22 14:29:05 <DamienLunas> It refused to go down even after it was killed, and launched a single devastating attack which brought hope and arthur to the brink of death
  3. Jan 22 14:29:09 * Gorby|EyeDoctor is now known as Gorbash
  4. Jan 22 14:29:17 * Gorbash is now known as Saru
  5. Jan 22 14:29:50  Hope was sleeping, hugging Dixie tightly at the last time we saw her.
  6. Jan 22 14:30:26 <DamienLunas> Klark mended their wounds along with mira, and the five decided to stay here for a bit to recover their strength while they call over the orphanage to have some of this salamence steak.
  7. Jan 22 14:30:43  Arthur_Vesper chews on the food very slowly. He's given some to THE BIRD.
  8. Jan 22 14:31:18 <DamienLunas> After coming so close to death, are the immortals truly strong enough to defeat team ninja?
  9. Jan 22 14:31:29 <DamienLunas> or will they fail to live up to their name.
  10. Jan 22 14:31:32  Klark Chews his peice of steak slowly, offering bits to his Bear. Keeping an eye on Hope.
  11. Jan 22 14:31:36 <DamienLunas> We'll find out today on turfwars.
  12. Jan 22 14:32:00  Six wolfs his steak down, same as Jax. omnomnom!
  13. Jan 22 14:32:02 <DamienLunas> Hope's clothes are a bit ruined now. Specifically, the back of her shirt has a huge hole burnt through it.
  14. Jan 22 14:32:20  Saru is tearing into a salamence drumstick. Yes, an entire drumstick.
  15. Jan 22 14:32:48  Hope was wearing a jean jacket, too. ;_; Goodbye, jean jacket.
  16. Jan 22 14:33:04 <Klark> (Was she wearing her miners hat too?)
  17. Jan 22 14:33:11 <DamienLunas> Mira left to go tell the orphanage about the feast going on. When they arrive, you learn that she decided to take a nap in one of the beds. She's tired after a long day.
  18. Jan 22 14:33:15 <Hope> (Yes, but it probably fell off when she dived.)
  19. Jan 22 14:34:16  Hope is incredibly wearing, having been healed a good bit from a near death experience, and just slept part of it off.
  20. Jan 22 14:34:19 <Hope> *weary
  21. Jan 22 14:34:50 <DamienLunas> Hope's back has a bit of a large red mark where she was injured. It was repaired quickly by mira and klark's powers, but there still might be a scar there...
  22. Jan 22 14:35:18 <Six> "Welp, I sure hope these Stardust people appreciate this shit. 'Coz now we're pretty much too weak to do a whole lot about it, should we be attacked..."
  23. Jan 22 14:35:24  Hope feels around on her back to try and determine the extent of the damages.
  24. Jan 22 14:35:29 <Six> "At least for a few days, anyway."
  25. Jan 22 14:35:36 <Hope> "Now, now, Six..."
  26. Jan 22 14:35:41  Six shoves another large piece of steak in his mouth.
  27. Jan 22 14:36:03 <DamienLunas> you recoil at your own touch, hope. Your skin is still really raw, and you're not feeling your best after coming back from such a state.
  28. Jan 22 14:36:28 <Hope> "If we don't stake our lives for these people, how ca-*she hisses suddenly, at the touch* Agh...
  29. Jan 22 14:36:50 <Six> "I'm not saying we didn't do the right thing, just saying we're vulnerable. see?"
  30. Jan 22 14:37:03  Six gestures towards Hope as she hisses.
  31. Jan 22 14:37:24  Saru nods. "We'll have to be careful."
  32. Jan 22 14:37:33  Klark Literally shovels more meat to himself and his pokemon. "If you feel up to it Hope you should eat some."
  33. Jan 22 14:37:37 <Saru> "Maybe get the mustache guys to step up their patrols for a couple of days."
  34. Jan 22 14:37:54 <Hope> "...Yeah, okay. Thanks..."
  35. Jan 22 14:38:56 <Six> "We could try recruiting more active scouts, too. Our territory is getting pretty big."
  36. Jan 22 14:39:19  Hope hesitantly pulls off her jacket and shirt, trying not to rub the clothing against the scar. "I'm going to have to get some new clothes, too. I liked these..."
  37. Jan 22 14:39:31 <Arthur_Vesper> "But is the sort of person that would volunteer necessarily the sort of person best for it?"
  38. Jan 22 14:39:58  Klark Shrugs as he chews. "What other choice do we have?"
  39. Jan 22 14:40:23 <Six> "Why wouldn't they be? Willingness goes a long way."
  40. Jan 22 14:40:32 <DamienLunas> (damn can anyone remember what I named the caretaker of stardust county?)
  41. Jan 22 14:40:38 <Hope> (Nope)
  42. Jan 22 14:40:40 <DamienLunas> (also >takes off shirt and jacket)
  43. Jan 22 14:40:41 <Arthur_Vesper> "You might see. If anyone answers, that is."
  44. Jan 22 14:40:55 <Six> "Although, maybe we can pay them a few supplies weekly."
  45. Jan 22 14:41:03 <DamienLunas> (>everyone just goes on as usual)
  46. Jan 22 14:41:28  Hope attempts to rip the jacket and tie it into makeshift strips for a garment to cover herself without being near her back.
  47. Jan 22 14:41:54 <Hope> (Pfft, they've seen breasts before. It's not a big deal.)
  48. Jan 22 14:42:09 <Saru> "Scouts are a good idea."
  49. Jan 22 14:42:20 <Klark> (Too busy going carnivore status.)
  50. Jan 22 14:42:47 <Saru> "And we should probably talk to the people who are in charge in each territory."
  51. Jan 22 14:43:10  Hope eventually fashions up some sort of really tattered-looking cross between an open-back tank top and a bra from the jacket.
  52. Jan 22 14:43:12 <DamienLunas> Hope's glaceon, dixie, goes up and leans against her. "Gla..." she says looking a bit worried
  53. Jan 22 14:43:38 <Six> "Maybe we could get them to hire people themselves. Means we wouldn't have to pay for it, and they'd get a bit more independence and pride, too."
  54. Jan 22 14:43:39 <Klark> "We could ask around but alot of people may not have their own pokemon to help defend themselves."
  55. Jan 22 14:43:47  Hope slips it on, and hisses a slight by when Dixie's cold body presses up against part of her injury. "...Careful, girl." She smiles, though, and reaches down to pet her.
  56. Jan 22 14:43:49  Saru bites off another chunk of salamence. He offers a piece to Sai-fon. Helm's already digging in.
  57. Jan 22 14:43:59 <Six> "We can give them pokemon. At least, a few."
  58. Jan 22 14:44:20 <Saru> "Gotta be careful not to set up people who'd abuse the situation."
  59. Jan 22 14:44:32 <Arthur_Vesper> "Their responsibility to train, though. And if they're competent enough to in the first place, what are they doing without their own?"
  60. Jan 22 14:44:56  Klark nods again feeding little bits to his Diglette.
  61. Jan 22 14:45:05 <Six> "Everyone needs to start out somehwere."
  62. Jan 22 14:45:17 <Saru> "Getting your first one can be tough. It's easier after that."
  63. Jan 22 14:45:17 <DamienLunas> They all accept the delicious dragon steak in turn, despite some eating vegetables or dirt.
  64. Jan 22 14:45:31  Six becomes really trusting and optimistic when he has steak, apparently. Or maybe he just likes to contradict Arthur. Probably both.
  65. Jan 22 14:46:08  Hope gets some steak, herself.
  66. Jan 22 14:46:12 <DamienLunas> Dixie in the meantime tries to gently blow cold breath at hope's back. It stings a bit because of the cold, but eventually it starts feeling a little better.
  67. Jan 22 14:46:23 <Saru> (if Arthur said the sky was blue, Six would probably claim it was cyan or something just to avoid agreeing with him)
  68. Jan 22 14:46:37  Hope tenses up a little bit at the sensation.
  69. Jan 22 14:46:40 <Klark> (Azure man, Azure.)
  70. Jan 22 14:46:48 <DamienLunas> (Capri!)
  71. Jan 22 14:47:02 <Six> ("blue? are you retarded? we're in the fucking city, it's gray!")
  72. Jan 22 14:47:09 <Arthur_Vesper> "In our position, 'starting out' is risky. Station them deep in the territory, they'll be safe but not get much hands-on experience. Put them on the outskirts, they're at risk and we don't want to simply go 'throw people at them'. The only solution might not be the nicest, but if we can GET the people we NEED, instead of just asking..."
  73. Jan 22 14:47:33 <DamienLunas> Eventually the caretaker of Stardust County's orphanage arrives with a bunch of the little younglings in tow.
  74. Jan 22 14:48:09 <Six> "Are you implying we ought to force people to work for us?"
  75. Jan 22 14:48:13 <Hope> "For experience, there's plenty of wild pokemon to learn the ropes against. In varying degrees of strength."
  76. Jan 22 14:48:44 <DamienLunas> Tom and Sara, the young boy and girl who were attacked rush over as well with the caretaker.
  77. Jan 22 14:48:55  Arthur_Vesper shrugs. "The Stardust Squad is too young to retire, in my opinion. Disagree if you like, I am simply bringing up the most expedient option until we have a larger pool to draw from."
  78. Jan 22 14:49:24  Saru rubs his chin. "I wish we could get those guys to join up. But I'm not going to force them to fight."
  79. Jan 22 14:49:40  Klark Nods. "Would end badly."
  80. Jan 22 14:49:48 <DamienLunas> "Are you allright?"
  81. Jan 22 14:49:50 <Saru> "There's five of 'em, right?"
  82. Jan 22 14:49:58  Six stands up. "I agree with you. I said so myself, to their faces: I think they're cowards. But we don't force people do things. That's the whole reason I left .. er, I joined The Immortals."
  83. Jan 22 14:50:22 <Hope> She greets the caretaker. "Had better days, but... well." She smiles weakly. "We're alive."
  84. Jan 22 14:50:51  Klark Looks over to the caretaker and the kids, smiling and nodding.
  85. Jan 22 14:50:58 <Saru> "We beat that salamence, and now we're having him for dinner!"
  86. Jan 22 14:51:00 <DamienLunas> The boy and girl look around at the destruction, "Wow... I really did get off lucky."
  87. Jan 22 14:51:09  Six walks over to dead dragon and starts cutting up more steak sized pieces.
  88. Jan 22 14:51:13 <DamienLunas> The playground is pretty much wrecked.
  89. Jan 22 14:51:38 <DamienLunas> The jungle gym is more like a jungle bush
  90. Jan 22 14:51:44  Saru makes sure to tell the little ones the story of their victory over the deadly salamence, with plenty of emphasis on explosions.
  91. Jan 22 14:51:51 <DamienLunas> the sandbox is more sand than box
  92. Jan 22 14:51:58 <DamienLunas> by far
  93. Jan 22 14:52:33 <DamienLunas> That spinning thingy doesn't look like it's going to be fulfilling its vague purpose any time soon
  94. Jan 22 14:52:51 <DamienLunas> and you hope to high heaven that there wasn't anything on the other side of that see-saw
  95. Jan 22 14:53:01 <Hope> "...Guess it's gonna be harder to play here."
  96. Jan 22 14:53:01 <DamienLunas> if there was, it's gone.
  97. Jan 22 14:53:22 <DamienLunas> "Yeah... but maybe we should play more close to home from now on."
  98. Jan 22 14:53:47 <Hope> "That's a good idea." She nods, looking around. Maybe they can salvage some of this stuff for small amounts of scrap... maybe not.
  99. Jan 22 14:54:41 <DamienLunas> The former Stardust Squad arrives. "Hey, smells good."
  100. Jan 22 14:54:58 <Six> "Oh, you guys. We were just talking about you!"
  101. Jan 22 14:55:02  Six smiles.
  102. Jan 22 14:55:24 <DamienLunas> "Oh... really?"
  103. Jan 22 14:55:25 <Hope> "Hey."
  104. Jan 22 14:55:30  Saru studies them for a second, and counts on his fingers.
  105. Jan 22 14:55:36 <Saru> (how many territories do we have now?)
  106. Jan 22 14:55:42 <Hope> (Four)
  107. Jan 22 14:55:52 <Six> (immortal, bandido, moustache, stardust.)
  108. Jan 22 14:56:23  Klark Waves to the Squad a thoughtful look on his face.
  109. Jan 22 14:56:45 <DamienLunas> (Oh, bandito turf is now Rose County)
  110. Jan 22 14:56:53 <Six> "Yep. Just recalling how you totally bailed. I was saying you totally have the right to be useless cowards though."
  111. Jan 22 14:56:56  Six :D
  112. Jan 22 14:57:19  Hope grumbles at that remark.
  113. Jan 22 14:57:23 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  114. Jan 22 14:57:25  Arthur_Vesper stops chewing for a second, then continues.
  115. Jan 22 14:57:26  Saru tries to give Six a quelling look, but it was a pretty good line.
  116. Jan 22 14:57:38  DiceMaid-9001 (DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74) has joined #turfwars
  117. Jan 22 14:57:40 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  118. Jan 22 14:57:40 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
  119. Jan 22 14:57:53 <DamienLunas> (13 on ac 6 hit?)
  120. Jan 22 14:58:21 <Six> (no)
  121. Jan 22 14:58:38 <Hope> (You have a dex mod of 8?)
  122. Jan 22 14:58:48 <Six> (yep)
  123. Jan 22 14:58:53 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  124. Jan 22 14:58:54 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 6 [1d20=6]
  125. Jan 22 14:58:56 <Klark> (Well then.)
  126. Jan 22 14:58:56 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  127. Jan 22 14:58:58 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 2 [1d20=2]
  128. Jan 22 14:59:18 <DamienLunas> The girl in pink tries to slap six
  129. Jan 22 14:59:30 <DamienLunas> but six reflexively leans back
  130. Jan 22 14:59:59 <Hope> "Six, don't be like that." She groans and tries to lean back on her hands a little.
  131. Jan 22 15:00:02 <DamienLunas> "How rude can you jerks be? Don't you know how hard it's been for Jason to fight?"
  132. Jan 22 15:00:25 <Hope> "I'm sorry. Six doesn't speak for all of us."
  133. Jan 22 15:00:48  Hope leans forward again.
  134. Jan 22 15:00:55 <Six> "All I heard was 'bawbawbaw'. Fighting is hard for everyone, that's the point. It wouldn't be called fighting if it was easy."
  135. Jan 22 15:01:11  Saru frowns and stands between his group and the former S-Squad. "Six, let's not pick a fight here."
  136. Jan 22 15:01:28 <Saru> "But I do want to know what you S-Squad people are planning to do now."
  137. Jan 22 15:01:32 <DamienLunas> The girl quickly grabs a pokeball off Jason's belt.
  138. Jan 22 15:01:36 <DamienLunas> "Hey, wait don't!"
  139. Jan 22 15:01:38 <Hope> "I know how it is, watching things from the sidelines. And I can say the S-Squad did an admirable job for as long as they did, considering."
  140. Jan 22 15:01:46 <Saru> (who's Jason?)
  141. Jan 22 15:01:48 <DamienLunas> She tosses it on the ground and out pops Jason's magneton
  142. Jan 22 15:01:48 <Six> "I'm not trying to pick a fight, I'm just saying they totally bailed."
  143. Jan 22 15:01:49 <DamienLunas> (red)
  144. Jan 22 15:01:52  Klark Watches a hand straying close to his pokeballs.
  145. Jan 22 15:01:59 <DamienLunas> His magneton... is lying on the ground. It isn't moving.
  146. Jan 22 15:02:14  Saru is pleased only in that this alerts as to who the hell Jason is. He'll try to remember.
  147. Jan 22 15:02:29 <DamienLunas> Its eyes aren't even open.
  148. Jan 22 15:02:34 <Saru> "Wait... Is something wrong with it?"
  149. Jan 22 15:02:38 <Hope> "...is it still tired from the battle?"
  150. Jan 22 15:02:44 <Hope> "That was days ago..."
  151. Jan 22 15:02:57  Hope is very concerned.
  152. Jan 22 15:03:22 <DamienLunas> "We used Shin Hagane Poketter VII for 60 seconds."
  153. Jan 22 15:03:30  Klark Watches the unmoving magneton.
  154. Jan 22 15:03:36 <DamienLunas> "Jason's magneton won't recover for 6 days after that."
  155. Jan 22 15:04:05  Saru is look at the magneton closely. "That's definitely not good."
  156. Jan 22 15:04:08 <Klark> "Why?"
  157. Jan 22 15:04:29 <Hope> "See? They fought their hardest, Six. So hard that it puts their pokemon out of commission. You can't blame them for not wanting to keep on like that."
  158. Jan 22 15:05:08 <Hope> "To some of us, our pokemon are our dearest friends. To see them like that..." She looks at Jason. "I'm sorry, I can't imagine how that must feel."
  159. Jan 22 15:05:23 <Hope> "But I can understand the desire to protect them."
  160. Jan 22 15:05:38  Hope runs a hand along Dixie's fur.
  161. Jan 22 15:05:43 <DamienLunas> Jason looks too ashamed to say anything, but Billy, the boy in blue, explains it. "Every one second we fight with that form, He has to stay unconcious for 2 and a half hours. The first time it happened we thought it was dead."
  162. Jan 22 15:05:57 <Six> "Are you saying I don't think my pokemon are my friends? But as I said, it wouldn't be called fighting if it was easy. If it's worth fighting for, it's worth the hardships and sacrifices."
  163. Jan 22 15:06:20  Klark Looks to Billy, "And the rest of your pokemon?"
  164. Jan 22 15:06:25 <Hope> "Some people aren't as strong in that spirit. That doesn't mean they're cowards."
  165. Jan 22 15:06:32 <Six> "You don't just go 'oh, well, I guess I did my part, I'm done now kthnx!'. There's still people left to protect."
  166. Jan 22 15:06:45  Saru rubs his chin, ideep in thought. "Six is right... but so is Hope."
  167. Jan 22 15:06:46  Hope shakes her head.
  168. Jan 22 15:07:11 <DamienLunas> "The rest of our pokemon are out for half that time."
  169. Jan 22 15:07:18 <Arthur_Vesper> "You're legitimizing his idiocy again."
  170. Jan 22 15:07:22  Arthur_Vesper stands up.
  171. Jan 22 15:07:30 <Saru> "Who's idiocy?"
  172. Jan 22 15:07:47  Six shakes his head. "Strong in spirit? What's that got to do with it? It's about getting up even when you feel all is lost. Otherwise you shouldn't have started what you began."
  173. Jan 22 15:08:13 <Hope> "Between the banditos and two nasty-sounding teams, I don't think they had a choice."
  174. Jan 22 15:08:24 <Hope> "We were fortunate, where our territory is."
  175. Jan 22 15:08:32 <Arthur_Vesper> "I'm sorry, but I refuse to be present for more blatant nepotism. Someone such as him should have been removed from an organization that supposedly governs wisely ages ago."
  176. Jan 22 15:08:48 <Saru> (i dont know what arthur is on about)
  177. Jan 22 15:08:53 <Arthur_Vesper> "If you want to simply let old friends run the place, then say so instead of hiding behind stated ideals."
  178. Jan 22 15:08:58 <DamienLunas> (not 100% on it either)
  179. Jan 22 15:09:04 <Hope> "Arthur, you're not helping."
  180. Jan 22 15:09:10 <Arthur_Vesper> ("bluh bluh six is stupid and saru is stupid for not kicking him out")
  181. Jan 22 15:09:13 <DamienLunas> (Six is being a jerk but arthur is just confusing)
  182. Jan 22 15:09:17 <Saru> "Are you asking me to pick between you and Six, Arthur?"
  183. Jan 22 15:09:18 <Hope> "It's been a long day. We need to rest on this."
  184. Jan 22 15:09:29  Saru steps up right in Vesper's face.
  185. Jan 22 15:09:31 <Hope> "Ggh... my back is killing me."
  186. Jan 22 15:10:01 <Arthur_Vesper> "I am not the sort to leave a promising enterprise. He, however, simply drags us down in anything that does not involve fighting."
  187. Jan 22 15:10:03 <Six> "Arthur, weren't you saying the same thing a minute ago? Taking it a step further, even? That we should make these guys help whether they like it or not?"
  188. Jan 22 15:10:16 <Arthur_Vesper> "Yes. But I wasn't rubbing it in their faces."
  189. Jan 22 15:10:20  Klark Groans and offers Hope a hand.
  190. Jan 22 15:10:30 <Six> "So you were being a deceitful twit. At least I don't lie to people."
  191. Jan 22 15:10:33 <Saru> "If you ask me, I'd rather have Six's way than yours."
  192. Jan 22 15:10:55  Hope takes Klark's hand, and stands up. "Thanks..."
  193. Jan 22 15:11:07 <Arthur_Vesper> "Business is business, something such as this is for lack of a better word dickwaving."
  194. Jan 22 15:11:29 <Klark> "Rather that than slavery Arthur. I'm going home."
  195. Jan 22 15:11:32 <Six> "All I said is that they're cowards, and that I defend their right to be cowards. I don't see why everyone is making such a big deal out of it."
  196. Jan 22 15:11:46  Hope then glares at the three having an argument. "Could you three cut it out already?!"
  197. Jan 22 15:12:00 <Saru> "Six, enough. Hope, Arthur and I need to have this out."
  198. Jan 22 15:12:10 <Six> "As you say, boss."
  199. Jan 22 15:12:15  Six inclines his head at Saru.
  200. Jan 22 15:12:55 <Saru> "Six has always had my back. I trust him. We don't always see eye to eye, but that's a good thing. He makes me defend why I do things. Maybe he's an asshole about it, but he always says what he believes and backs it up."
  201. Jan 22 15:13:07 <Hope> "We're supposed to be working as a team, here, and throwing around condenscending terms at the citizens of the territories we protect isn't helping."
  202. Jan 22 15:13:29 <Arthur_Vesper> "I do the same. The difference is that I have tact when necessary."
  203. Jan 22 15:13:39 <Hope> "Let alone this in-fighting."
  204. Jan 22 15:14:15  Saru holds up his hands for silence from both Hope and Arthur.
  205. Jan 22 15:14:52  Hope listens.
  206. Jan 22 15:16:41 <Saru> "Maybe Six takes things too far sometimes, but at least I know where he stands. With you, 'tact' half the time seems to mean you only chime in to tell people when they're doing things wrong."
  207. Jan 22 15:17:29  Hope puts a hand on Klark's shoulder, leaning for support. Whoa.
  208. Jan 22 15:18:20 <Saru> "I need someone to help me find better ways to do things, but not by telling me it isn't perfect. I can't make it perfect. I need to know how to make it better."
  209. Jan 22 15:18:33 <Arthur_Vesper> "Perhaps, but what if they in fact are wrong?"
  210. Jan 22 15:19:33 <Arthur_Vesper> "Sooner or later, in order to make things better doing what makes you feel good about yourself will have to step aside for practicality, if only temporarily."
  211. Jan 22 15:19:59 <DamienLunas> (and the trope of the day is... http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint )
  212. Jan 22 15:20:03 <Saru> "If you think I'm doing things just because it makes me feel better about myself, then you don't know nearly as much as you think you do."
  213. Jan 22 15:20:08  Klark Offers an arm for Hope to hold onto, rasing a brow in question.
  214. Jan 22 15:20:45 <Arthur_Vesper> "As an observer from outside, there is only what I see. That, I believe, is the POINT of getting a new perspective."
  215. Jan 22 15:20:47  Hope shakes her head. She's just incredibly fatigued at this point.
  216. Jan 22 15:22:09  Saru shakes his head. "Me, I'd rather be true to my ideals and strive and fail than compromise them for practicality. And speaking of ideals..."
  217. Jan 22 15:22:32  Saru turns away from Arthur and walks back over to talk to the S-Squad people.
  218. Jan 22 15:23:39  Saru studies them closely, arms crossed. "When I said Six and Hope were both right, I meant it. I can see not wanting to have to put your pokemon, your friends, through that if you don't absolutely have to. It's too great a cost otherwise."
  219. Jan 22 15:24:25  Six coughs politely, and looks at Saru, as if asking permission to speak.
  220. Jan 22 15:24:42 <Saru> "But at the same time there's a place between that and stepping aside entirely. You can't keep using the gattai to fight because eventually you'll break under the strain. The answer isn't to give up, though."
  221. Jan 22 15:25:09 <Saru> "You need to find another way to fight. A better way. And you have a chance to do that now. You don't have to risk everything every time."
  222. Jan 22 15:25:33 <DamienLunas> Kimberly nods... "We only fought because it was the only way we could stay alive. And we're terrible at fighting alone..."
  223. Jan 22 15:25:37 <DamienLunas> Hope does in fact know this
  224. Jan 22 15:25:54 <DamienLunas> Because she mentioned that they were really weak until 3 months ago
  225. Jan 22 15:25:57 <Six> "We could train you."
  226. Jan 22 15:26:17 <Saru> "I know. But you're still strong. Like Six said, we can help you get stronger. And you don't have to fight the way the gangs have before."
  227. Jan 22 15:26:34 <Six> "I mean .. to fight the normal way. Then you'd become stronger, without having to rely on the gettai power. It seems a bit like cheating anyway. A short cut. Those never pay off."
  228. Jan 22 15:26:59 <Saru> "I agree with Six. And we need people to help protect the territories, not against other gangs, but against wilds, against people who just want to take advantage of them."
  229. Jan 22 15:27:31 <DamienLunas> The orange guy sneers at six, "Aren't you the guy with the pokemon that uses dead thing's bones to make itself fight better?"
  230. Jan 22 15:27:57  Six snaps his fingers.
  231. Jan 22 15:28:22  Saru makes sure he's between Six and Orange. "But if he didn't, he'd keep going. That's the difference."
  232. Jan 22 15:28:23 <Six> "They use bones anyway. And how do you know? You been spying on us or something?"
  233. Jan 22 15:28:35 <Six> "I only got that bone after defeating you lot anyway."
  234. Jan 22 15:29:56 <Saru> "Look. We don't neccessarily need just fighters either. We need people who can help us go around and take care of the people in our territory."
  235. Jan 22 15:30:08 <Saru> "Help them find food, solve whatever problems come up."
  236. Jan 22 15:30:49 <Hope> "It's true we can't do everything by ourselves..."
  237. Jan 22 15:30:54 <Saru> "I think you guys would do really well at that. You work together well, as far as I've seen you believe in the ideals we believe in, and you honestly want to make things better."
  238. Jan 22 15:31:06 <DamienLunas> The big guy in the yellow glares, "Of course we're doing that kind of stuff! Didn't we already say we'd keep being good neighbors to everyone here?"
  239. Jan 22 15:31:24 <Saru> "You did. But I mean in an official way."
  240. Jan 22 15:31:39 <Saru> "And not just in Stardust, in all of the territories."
  241. Jan 22 15:31:54  Hope shakes her head. This is going the wrong way.
  242. Jan 22 15:32:00 <Six> "Gah, whatever boss, let's just leave them alone. We offer to help them get stronger, and they still make excuses. We're clearly not going to change their minds."
  243. Jan 22 15:33:05 <Hope> "Look, please. It's been a long day. I almost got.. killed by that thing, from what you all told me. A lot of us got hurt. We're not in the best of moods, and I don't want that affecting the relationships between us and Stardust County."
  244. Jan 22 15:34:24 <DamienLunas> The girl in the green examines her nails idly, "She's right, Play nice Zack."
  245. Jan 22 15:34:55 <Hope> "If we need more manpower, we should look for volunteers."
  246. Jan 22 15:35:29 <Saru> "Was hoping to find some here, but you're right Hope. We did what we came to do, and we need to heal up."
  247. Jan 22 15:35:41  Klark Nods.
  248. Jan 22 15:36:28  Hope looks at the S-Squad. "Do you know anyone that WOULD be willing to step up and help more actively, in other territories too? We'd be really appreciative."
  249. Jan 22 15:36:41 <DamienLunas> "I'm sure if you ask around you'd find some people more than willing to risk their lives, but we're frankly a bit tired of that whole bag. We only came this far because the other choice was to die like dogs in the street."
  250. Jan 22 15:37:00 <DamienLunas> "Let's see though..."
  251. Jan 22 15:37:02 <DamienLunas> 1d100
  252. Jan 22 15:37:02 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d100: 79 [1d100=79]
  253. Jan 22 15:37:03 <DamienLunas> 1d100
  254. Jan 22 15:37:04 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d100: 63 [1d100=63]
  255. Jan 22 15:37:47 <DamienLunas> "Well there's that little boy who's always running around on the rooftops... maybe you know him?"
  256. Jan 22 15:38:03 <Hope> "The sound effects kid?"
  257. Jan 22 15:38:36 <Hope> "I've forgotten what his real name is..." She seems ashamed.
  258. Jan 22 15:39:36 <DamienLunas> "Tell me Jason, can you think of anyone so we can get them off our back?"
  259. Jan 22 15:39:37 <DamienLunas> 1d10
  260. Jan 22 15:39:38 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d10: 5 [1d10=5]
  261. Jan 22 15:39:40  Arthur_Vesper clears his throat. "Precisely the sort of person I was thinking of when I mentioned volunteers."
  262. Jan 22 15:39:57 <DamienLunas> 1d7
  263. Jan 22 15:39:59 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d7: 1 [1d7=1]
  264. Jan 22 15:40:07 <Six> "Haha, you're just mad coz the kid got the jump on you that one time."
  265. Jan 22 15:40:14 <Hope> "I'm sorry that we came across that way. :X"
  266. Jan 22 15:40:15  Six smugsnake.jpg
  267. Jan 22 15:40:19 <Saru> "I think he's just the kind of volunteer we need. Well, better if they aren't all just like him."
  268. Jan 22 15:40:43 <Hope> "I keep worrying that boy is going to get himself killed one of these days."
  269. Jan 22 15:41:02 <DamienLunas> "... There is one guy."
  270. Jan 22 15:42:13 <DamienLunas> "I think his name is Dex. He's sort of a loner though."
  271. Jan 22 15:43:13 <Saru> "Know where we can find him?"
  272. Jan 22 15:44:01  Kit has quit (Connection reset by peer)
  273. Jan 22 15:44:01 <DamienLunas> "Yeah... sort of lives in this hole in the ground."
  274. Jan 22 15:44:08 <DamienLunas> "I think it used to be a mine."
  275. Jan 22 15:44:12 <Six> (Quilts! Sound effects kid is named Quilts!)
  276. Jan 22 15:44:14  Kit (kittrezz@sux-9975105.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined #turfwars
  277. Jan 22 15:44:19 <Hope> "That's as good as anything. Thank you."
  278. Jan 22 15:44:20 <DamienLunas> (is he, six?)
  279. Jan 22 15:44:40 <Six> (yes. I searched through the logs when Hope mentioned him)
  280. Jan 22 15:44:52 <DamienLunas> (great.)
  281. Jan 22 15:45:14 <DamienLunas> "You're welcome I guess."
  282. Jan 22 15:45:36 <DamienLunas> They all get back to eating their steak. Eventually you've all had your fill and the carcass is looking notably lighter.
  283. Jan 22 15:47:17 <Hope> "...please don't think less of us. I guess it just takes someone who wasn't a fighter until recently to understand exactly what you all went through."
  284. Jan 22 15:47:18  Klark Stares at the former dragon, now hunk of meat.
  285. Jan 22 15:47:43 <DamienLunas> "It's allright."
  286. Jan 22 15:47:49 <DamienLunas> With the aid of some of you and your pokemon, the caretaker helps to cut up the remains and wrap them up so they can carry it back to their icebox.
  287. Jan 22 15:48:25 <Six> "We should get going. We should stop and see Martha on the way back, see if she has anything for Hope. Otherwise she's not gonna be able to sleep with those burns."
  288. Jan 22 15:48:29 <DamienLunas> Mira is sleeping soundly when you find her. Hope is having a little bit of trouble walking back, but she manages if you give her a little assistance.
  289. Jan 22 15:48:39 <DamienLunas> (Oh right!)
  290. Jan 22 15:49:07 <DamienLunas> The caretaker calls out her chansey, who hands hope a squishy egg.
  291. Jan 22 15:49:24 <Hope> "Hm?"
  292. Jan 22 15:49:34  Hope takes it, gently.
  293. Jan 22 15:49:43 <Hope> "Is this... a pokemon egg?"
  294. Jan 22 15:49:48 <DamienLunas> "Eat this. It's full of nutrients."
  295. Jan 22 15:49:54  Saru just gives Hope a piggy-back ride.
  296. Jan 22 15:50:00 <Hope> "Oh! Thank you!"
  297. Jan 22 15:50:03 <DamienLunas> It isn't in a shell, rather it's very soft and squishy.
  298. Jan 22 15:50:21  Hope omnomnoms while riding on Saru's back.
  299. Jan 22 15:50:28  Hope is sure to thank him.
  300. Jan 22 15:50:41 <Six> "I could make you a sleeping draught too, if have trouble falling asleep because of the pain."
  301. Jan 22 15:50:57 <Hope> "Thanks, Six. We'll see when we get back, I guess..."
  302. Jan 22 15:51:10  Hope makes sure she's recalled all of her pokemon.
  303. Jan 22 15:51:59 <Klark> "I'll try and fix up what I couldn't today tomorrow as well Hope. Maybe we can try and find a book or something on healing..."
  304. Jan 22 15:52:44 <Hope> "That'd be nice... I'd like to learn a little about the subject, myself. If find such a book, I bet it'd be on more practical applications, not your psychic powers."
  305. Jan 22 15:53:04 <DamienLunas> You all get back to the mansion late at night, and head off to bed after someone goes to tuck mira in.
  306. Jan 22 15:53:20 <DamienLunas> The rest of the night passes without incident
  307. Jan 22 15:53:22  Hope takes Six up on his offer of the liquid sleeping powder.
  308. Jan 22 15:53:32  Hope is sure to thank him.
  309. Jan 22 15:53:51 <DamienLunas> Hope's Umbreon looks worried when she comes home though
  310. Jan 22 15:54:13  Hope is just conscious enough to let out Dixie and snuggle up to Trixie before falling asleep.
  311. Jan 22 15:54:15 <DamienLunas> she crawls into bed with hope and licks her gently to try to comfort her. The daughter and son join in.
  312. Jan 22 15:54:34 <Hope> (You said we could go ahead and take our Seen level, right?)
  313. Jan 22 15:54:51 <DamienLunas> (yeah so you don't have to try to decide right there)
  314. Jan 22 15:55:00 <DamienLunas> Once the night is over
  315. Jan 22 15:55:01 <DamienLunas> Today is Friday, marked as a free day.
  316. Jan 22 15:55:15 <DamienLunas> The berries should finish developing soon
  317. Jan 22 15:55:31 <DamienLunas> Looks like you'll have another harvest before the fight with team ninja
  318. Jan 22 15:55:45 <Hope> (Is that who we decided to take on?)
  319. Jan 22 15:55:50  Hope feels a bit better when she wakes up, but she's still incredibly sore.
  320. Jan 22 15:56:03 <DamienLunas> (I'm pretty sure... and I hope so because I've spent all this time prepping them)
  321. Jan 22 15:56:06 <Hope> (Taking Litters)
  322. Jan 22 15:56:17 <DamienLunas> (interesting choice)
  323. Jan 22 15:56:35 <Arthur_Vesper> (eggs)
  324. Jan 22 15:56:39 <Hope> (It's just a way to squeeze more eggs out of freedays, really)
  325. Jan 22 15:56:41 <Klark> (Clarifying We are now level 17?)
  326. Jan 22 15:56:47 <DamienLunas> (yeah)
  327. Jan 22 15:57:51 <Klark> (Just going to take the Point from Hey Guys. May end up turning it into Detoxify in the fight though.)
  328. Jan 22 15:58:21 <DamienLunas> (I see)
  329. Jan 22 15:58:23 <Hope> (Oops, I forgot to split up the exp from last time)
  330. Jan 22 16:00:07 <DamienLunas> So free day, what do?
  331. Jan 22 16:01:17  Anon515 (Anonymous@sux-49D62C06.jan.bellsouth.net) has joined #turfwars
  332. Jan 22 16:01:21 * Anon515 is now known as AlsoHope
  333. Jan 22 16:01:26 <Klark> (I assume we want to make 'dem eggs. And maybe Hit up the merchant?)
  334. Jan 22 16:01:27 <AlsoHope> !dm9001 lastlines #20
  335. Jan 22 16:01:36  Hope has quit (Ping timeout)
  336. Jan 22 16:01:58 <AlsoHope> (Well first, I'm bumping Nix up to 25 with the exp from Salamence)
  337. Jan 22 16:02:01 <AlsoHope> (Some of it, anyway)
  338. Jan 22 16:02:27 <Saru> (yikes)
  339. Jan 22 16:02:34 <Saru> (finally this computer unfreezes)
  340. Jan 22 16:02:54 <AlsoHope> (And due to my Evolver stuff, Dragonair is available at level... 22)
  341. Jan 22 16:03:09 <AlsoHope> (Any change, DL?)
  342. Jan 22 16:03:20 <Saru> (what level are we?)
  343. Jan 22 16:03:25 <AlsoHope> (17)
  344. Jan 22 16:03:41 <DamienLunas> (No change, hope)
  345. Jan 22 16:03:43 <Saru> (er, better to say - we already did that seen level, right? this isnt a new one?)
  346. Jan 22 16:03:52 <Saru> (and brb, need to take care of a chore real quick)
  347. Jan 22 16:03:59 <Arthur_Vesper> 5#1d20+8
  348. Jan 22 16:03:59 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur_Vesper, 5#1d20+8: 16 [1d20=8], 18 [1d20=10], 21 [1d20=13], 16 [1d20=8], 25 [1d20=17]
  349. Jan 22 16:04:02 <AlsoHope> (We're still at 99 seen, but DL's letting us take it early)
  350. Jan 22 16:04:13 <Saru> (ah okay, so new level now then)
  351. Jan 22 16:04:53 <AlsoHope> (Yep)
  352. Jan 22 16:05:13 <DamienLunas> Arthur finds a battery powered pocket fan!
  353. Jan 22 16:05:14 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  354. Jan 22 16:05:16 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
  355. Jan 22 16:05:24 <Six> (took hey guys!)
  356. Jan 22 16:05:47 <DamienLunas> (such a useful feat. Unfortunately it's more useful if you take it first)
  357. Jan 22 16:05:49 <AlsoHope> (Nix learns Aqua Tail as well as being three levels overdue for evolution. :3c)
  358. Jan 22 16:06:09 <AlsoHope> (Except oops)
  359. Jan 22 16:06:14 <AlsoHope> (It already had Aqua Tail)
  360. Jan 22 16:06:43 <AlsoHope> (Nevermind that, then. The Dratini doesn't learn any new moves)
  361. Jan 22 16:07:13 <Six> (yeah, I shoulda taken it a long time ago. oh well.)
  362. Jan 22 16:07:49  Arthur_Vesper deals with the transfer of the Rotom in a place where an oven wouldn't do any damage by plopping out of midair.
  363. Jan 22 16:08:15 <DamienLunas> Arthur also finds an ultra ball that rolled out from under some furniture!
  364. Jan 22 16:08:46 <DamienLunas> Also, the oven does not appear. It actually stayed back there in the cursed pizza shop
  365. Jan 22 16:09:09 <DamienLunas> Rotom merely captcahlogues a ghost paradox clone of the item after possession
  366. Jan 22 16:09:20  AlsoHope will brew up the little boy eevee a tea from an HP Up.
  367. Jan 22 16:09:22 <Arthur_Vesper> (FROG ROTOM)
  368. Jan 22 16:09:23 <Arthur_Vesper> (GO)
  369. Jan 22 16:09:23  Six spends the day taking a nice roof-top jaunt through the territories with Eris.
  370. Jan 22 16:09:35 <DamienLunas> 1d100
  371. Jan 22 16:09:37 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d100: 26 [1d100=26]
  372. Jan 22 16:09:42  Arthur_Vesper otherwise trains. Hard. All his pokemon too.
  373. Jan 22 16:10:22 <DamienLunas> Arthur trains hard after he puts the rotom in the little hand fan. It learns to cut things up with wind
  374. Jan 22 16:10:44 <AlsoHope> (Hope is claiming an HP Up for the Eevee, any objections?)
  375. Jan 22 16:11:17  Saru is oddly absent for much of the day after he does his workout.
  376. Jan 22 16:11:37 <Six> (no. if there's still one left, I kinda want one for Eris, so that her hp isn't lower than her attack. if not, that)
  377. Jan 22 16:11:38 <Saru> 1d20+12
  378. Jan 22 16:11:39 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20+12: 22 [1d20=10]
  379. Jan 22 16:11:44 <Six> (that's cool*)
  380. Jan 22 16:11:46 <AlsoHope> (There would be one left)
  381. Jan 22 16:11:55 <Saru> (i have no idea what feat to take)
  382. Jan 22 16:12:04 <AlsoHope> (Also feeding babby Eevee 5k of the salamence experience)
  383. Jan 22 16:12:29 <AlsoHope> (Er)
  384. Jan 22 16:12:33 <AlsoHope> (Let's make that 2k)(
  385. Jan 22 16:12:34 <Six> (any objections to me using the last hp up then?)
  386. Jan 22 16:12:43 <AlsoHope> (None here)
  387. Jan 22 16:13:02 <Saru> (go fer it)
  388. Jan 22 16:13:15 <AlsoHope> (Gorbash, what kind of eevee did you want again)
  389. Jan 22 16:13:32 <Saru> (the water one i think i decided on)
  390. Jan 22 16:13:36 <DamienLunas> Hope, all the eevees seem insistent on making you take it easy.
  391. Jan 22 16:13:46 <Arthur_Vesper> (take it eevee)
  392. Jan 22 16:13:51  AlsoHope is trying her best despite her injuries. ;_;
  393. Jan 22 16:13:54 * AlsoHope is now known as Hope
  394. Jan 22 16:14:06 <Hope> "...hah. I guess you all are right."
  395. Jan 22 16:14:22  Hope keeps to her room after giving the eevee the boost.
  396. Jan 22 16:14:24  Six .. Eris sees the remaining vitamin and demands it! Six gives it to her, because she's the queen of everything.
  397. Jan 22 16:14:43 <DamienLunas> Queen Eris is pleased by six's gift
  398. Jan 22 16:15:12  Hope lays in her bed with the eevees, lazily.
  399. Jan 22 16:15:31  Hope on her stomach, of course. She runs a hand through Trixie's fur.
  400. Jan 22 16:15:36 <DamienLunas> Hope gets back to her room and the eevees yawn, causing hope to start falling asleep.
  401. Jan 22 16:15:46  Six spends the rest of the day on his jaunt then.
  402. Jan 22 16:15:51 <Hope> "I told you I'd take care of Dixie..." She lets out a biiiiiiig yaaaawn.
  403. Jan 22 16:15:55  Hope then goes to sleep.
  404. Jan 22 16:16:42 <Hope> (Inb4 I'm Damien's new PM buddy with Anise gone D=)
  405. Jan 22 16:17:06 <DamienLunas> Roll wisdom, hope
  406. Jan 22 16:17:20 <Hope> 1d20+6
  407. Jan 22 16:17:21 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 1d20+6: 17 [1d20=11]
  408. Jan 22 16:17:31 <Arthur_Vesper> (ahaaha)
  409. Jan 22 16:18:43 <Saru> 1d20+12
  410. Jan 22 16:18:44 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20+12: 28 [1d20=16]
  411. Jan 22 16:23:44 <Six> (welp)
  412. Jan 22 16:23:52 <DamienLunas> (oh right)
  413. Jan 22 16:23:55 <DamienLunas> (six roll a spot check)
  414. Jan 22 16:24:08 <Six> 1d20-2
  415. Jan 22 16:24:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d20-2: 16 [1d20=18]
  416. Jan 22 16:27:26 <Saru> 1d20-3
  417. Jan 22 16:27:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20-3: -2 [1d20=1]
  418. Jan 22 16:29:47 <DamienLunas> 1d3
  419. Jan 22 16:29:48 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d3: 1 [1d3=1]
  420. Jan 22 16:29:52 <DamienLunas> 1d2
  421. Jan 22 16:29:53 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d2: 1 [1d2=1]
  422. Jan 22 16:33:48 <DamienLunas> 1d3
  423. Jan 22 16:33:49 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d3: 1 [1d3=1]
  424. Jan 22 16:36:57 <DamienLunas> if you're curious
  425. Jan 22 16:36:59 <DamienLunas> saru and six are talking
  426. Jan 22 16:38:06 <DamienLunas> 1d2
  427. Jan 22 16:38:08 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d2: 2 [1d2=2]
  428. Jan 22 16:43:21 <DamienLunas> Saru and Six return from their little venture
  429. Jan 22 16:43:34 <DamienLunas> Saru is wearing a fake beard, top hat and monocle. He also has a cane.
  430. Jan 22 16:43:56  Arthur_Vesper doesn't even register them.
  431. Jan 22 16:44:04 <Six> (brb real quicks)
  432. Jan 22 16:44:53 <DamienLunas> Tell me when you're all ready to move on to the next day
  433. Jan 22 16:46:13  Saru takes some time to remove the beard.
  434. Jan 22 16:46:17 <Saru> (i think we're ready)
  435. Jan 22 16:46:29 <Hope> (Poor Hope, no babby eevees today)
  436. Jan 22 16:46:41 <Hope> (The only day I can breed. ;_;)
  437. Jan 22 16:46:57 <DamienLunas> (why no babby eevees hope?)
  438. Jan 22 16:47:14 <Hope> (Well, it makes more sense for her to stay in bed, really)
  439. Jan 22 16:47:24 <DamienLunas> (Nah, as long as she knows you're sleep)
  440. Jan 22 16:47:29 <DamienLunas> (She can go turn some trix for you :3c)
  441. Jan 22 16:47:35 <Hope> (Pff)
  442. Jan 22 16:47:49 <Hope> (Who'll be the lucky father this time?)
  443. Jan 22 16:47:57 <Arthur_Vesper> (What's the egg group?)
  444. Jan 22 16:48:05 <Arthur_Vesper> (On all of them)
  445. Jan 22 16:48:24 <DamienLunas> (eevee is in ground/field egg group)
  446. Jan 22 16:48:26 <Hope> (Field for all the eevees, aka ground in the games)
  447. Jan 22 16:48:34 <DamienLunas> (so any wailords, skitties, dittos, teddiursas)
  448. Jan 22 16:48:46 <Hope> (Bug for Pix and Beeatrice)
  449. Jan 22 16:48:47 <Arthur_Vesper> (I DID give you that ditto, right)
  450. Jan 22 16:49:04 <Hope> (No?)
  451. Jan 22 16:49:13 <Arthur_Vesper> (Consider it given now then)
  452. Jan 22 16:49:20 <Hope> (Water 1/Dragon for my male... Dratini? Dragonair? I asked DL earlier but he never answered on whether he evolved)
  453. Jan 22 16:49:21 <Arthur_Vesper> (Naughty nature, level 20, Inconsistent ability)
  454. Jan 22 16:49:34 <Hope> (=O)
  455. Jan 22 16:49:44 <Hope> (Inconsistent what)
  456. Jan 22 16:49:53 <Arthur_Vesper> (its gen5 thing?)
  457. Jan 22 16:50:03 <DamienLunas> (I told you no hope)
  458. Jan 22 16:50:06 <Hope> (I thought that was Eccentric)
  459. Jan 22 16:50:14 <DamienLunas> (yeah, DUMPASS)
  460. Jan 22 16:50:17 <Arthur_Vesper> (herp)
  461. Jan 22 16:50:27 <Arthur_Vesper> (inconsistent, eccentric, contrary)
  462. Jan 22 16:50:35 <Arthur_Vesper> (ALL THESE ABILITIES)
  463. Jan 22 16:50:45 <Hope> (And very well. I will have to just treat Nix as awesomely as the rest of my pokermans)
  464. Jan 22 16:50:46 <Six> (back)
  465. Jan 22 16:51:01 <Hope> (Anyway, who's breeding with Trixie)
  466. Jan 22 16:51:15 <Arthur_Vesper> (Is the dratini male?)
  467. Jan 22 16:51:18 <Hope> (Yes)
  468. Jan 22 16:51:25 <Arthur_Vesper> (Dratini/Swablu)
  469. Jan 22 16:51:27 <Arthur_Vesper> (GO)
  470. Jan 22 16:51:29 <DamienLunas> 1d3
  471. Jan 22 16:51:31 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d3: 2 [1d3=2]
  472. Jan 22 16:51:50 <Hope> (Okay, sure)
  473. Jan 22 16:51:56 <Hope> 1d100 Dratini/Swablu check
  474. Jan 22 16:51:57 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, Dratini/Swablu check: 38 [1d100=38]
  475. Jan 22 16:52:11 <Hope> (So close)
  476. Jan 22 16:52:34 <Arthur_Vesper> (none of the features that can subtract?)
  477. Jan 22 16:52:36 <Saru> (if im hoping for a Vespeon, what's a good combination?) i r still bad at this)
  478. Jan 22 16:52:39 <Hope> (Nope)
  479. Jan 22 16:52:46 <Hope> (And hm)
  480. Jan 22 16:53:07 <DamienLunas> (what's a vespeon)
  481. Jan 22 16:53:15 <Hope> (I think he means a Vaporeon)
  482. Jan 22 16:53:18 <Arthur_Vesper> (evolves via dick stone)
  483. Jan 22 16:53:19 <Hope> (Or Espeon)
  484. Jan 22 16:54:22 <Saru> (yes Vaporeon, sorry)
  485. Jan 22 16:54:36 <Hope> (I guess the father doesn't really matter so much since I'm a Hatcher)
  486. Jan 22 16:54:43 <Hope> (Just as long as it matches egg groups)
  487. Jan 22 16:55:04 <Hope> (We could use bear again if need be)
  488. Jan 22 16:55:52 <DamienLunas> (Or the ditto)
  489. Jan 22 16:55:57 <Hope> (Or the ditto. GOGOGO)
  490. Jan 22 16:56:01 <Saru> (Zhu is in the right egg group)
  491. Jan 22 16:56:12 <Hope> (Let's go ahead and use Zhu, then)
  492. Jan 22 16:56:25 <Hope> Zhu+Trixie, no roll. I'm using Breed. Haha. Also Litters.
  493. Jan 22 16:56:41 <Hope> 1d4 litters
  494. Jan 22 16:56:42 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, litters: 2 [1d4=2]
  495. Jan 22 16:57:20 <DamienLunas> When hope wakes up, there are 2 eggs that she isn't quite sure what the source is.
  496. Jan 22 16:57:30  Hope blinks at them.
  497. Jan 22 16:57:42  Hope ...decides to go back to sleep.
  498. Jan 22 16:57:49 <DamienLunas> 1d5
  499. Jan 22 16:57:50 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d5: 1 [1d5=1]
  500. Jan 22 16:58:02 <DamienLunas> not arthur.
  501. Jan 22 16:58:03 <DamienLunas> 1d4
  502. Jan 22 16:58:04 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d4: 3 [1d4=3]
  503. Jan 22 16:58:24 <Arthur_Vesper> (all this rolling)
  504. Jan 22 16:58:28 <DamienLunas> ... uh not klark. not yet.
  505. Jan 22 16:58:30 <DamienLunas> 1d2
  506. Jan 22 16:58:31 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d2: 2 [1d2=2]
  507. Jan 22 16:58:33 <Saru> (so many rollings)
  508. Jan 22 16:58:57 <DamienLunas> 1d3
  509. Jan 22 16:58:59 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d3: 2 [1d3=2]
  510. Jan 22 17:02:06 <DamienLunas> (Is everyone ready to move on)
  511. Jan 22 17:02:19 <Hope> 1d100 Pix and Bee
  512. Jan 22 17:02:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, Pix and Bee: 28 [1d100=28]
  513. Jan 22 17:02:45 <Hope> (Now I am. :3c)
  514. Jan 22 17:03:07 <Six> (yessu)
  515. Jan 22 17:03:36 <Saru> (yep)
  516. Jan 22 17:04:21 <DamienLunas> It's saturday!
  517. Jan 22 17:04:30 <DamienLunas> and the berries are ripe for the picking
  518. Jan 22 17:05:27 <DamienLunas> ... but the pickup is broken! yaaay!
  519. Jan 22 17:05:27  Hope feels absolutely great!
  520. Jan 22 17:05:40 <DamienLunas> Today is training day
  521. Jan 22 17:05:50  Hope for someone who was nearly dead two days ago anyway
  522. Jan 22 17:06:12  Hope studies the eggs.
  523. Jan 22 17:06:36  Saru enjoys training day! Even though it usually ends with him thrown out a window or smashed through a door.
  524. Jan 22 17:06:54 <Klark> (Sorry for going MIA some one fails at cooking and caused alarms and smoke)
  525. Jan 22 17:07:15  Hope apparently owns the ditto now.
  526. Jan 22 17:07:40 <DamienLunas> (no problem)
  527. Jan 22 17:07:45  Hope decides to ask it if it minds watching the eggs today.
  528. Jan 22 17:07:53  Hope and the babby Eevee too
  529. Jan 22 17:07:56  Six hates training day because uguuh effort
  530. Jan 22 17:08:00 <DamienLunas> "Ditto!"
  531. Jan 22 17:08:34 <Hope> "Well, that's an enthusiastic answer, anyway. Thanks. Hmm... what should I call you...?"
  532. Jan 22 17:08:44 <Saru> (Xerox)
  533. Jan 22 17:10:27  Hope thinks on that a moment. "Oh, well. I'm sure we can name you later."
  534. Jan 22 17:10:33 <Hope> "Thanks!"
  535. Jan 22 17:10:45  Hope grabs Trixie, Dixie, Nix, Pix, and Beeatrice's pokeballs.
  536. Jan 22 17:11:13 <Saru> (i still havent named my Waruvile... which is the primary reason i havent used him yet >.>)
  537. Jan 22 17:11:47 <DamienLunas> (You all get 3,000 exp)
  538. Jan 22 17:12:04 <DamienLunas> (So klark do you do anything special to the trees or not)
  539. Jan 22 17:12:07 <Hope> (Oh, that was simple)
  540. Jan 22 17:14:53 <DamienLunas> (so one is a memory berry, the rest are trash berres)
  541. Jan 22 17:15:07 <Hope> (Cool)
  542. Jan 22 17:15:19 <DamienLunas> (so 1 mem berry and 6 trash)
  543. Jan 22 17:17:52 <DamienLunas> (which brings you all up to 2 memory berries in total. Anyone want to use them?)
  544. Jan 22 17:18:10 <Saru> (what do the memory berries do again)
  545. Jan 22 17:18:11 <Hope> (Let's see)
  546. Jan 22 17:18:59 <Hope> (Move relearner)
  547. Jan 22 17:19:03 <DamienLunas> (they are heart scales)
  548. Jan 22 17:19:15 <DamienLunas> (so they can teach the missing kicks to hitmonlee)
  549. Jan 22 17:19:21 <DamienLunas> (or teach one of the missing orders to beeatrice)
  550. Jan 22 17:19:44 <DamienLunas> (or they can teach one of the slashes to gallade)
  551. Jan 22 17:19:47 <DamienLunas> (or other stuff like that)
  552. Jan 22 17:20:20 <Six> (I'm okay for now. Soon he'll learn hi jump kick. Brick Break would be nice to have eventually though.)
  553. Jan 22 17:21:05 <Hope> (Bee won't need defend order just yet)
  554. Jan 22 17:21:55 <DamienLunas> (then you can leave them alone for now)
  555. Jan 22 17:22:03 <DamienLunas> (Everyone ready to move onto final day and boss fight?)
  556. Jan 22 17:22:12 <Six> (yes please)
  557. Jan 22 17:23:21 <DamienLunas> Dawn of the FINAL DAY
  558. Jan 22 17:23:34 <DamienLunas> You've all rested up after your training.
  559. Jan 22 17:23:57 <DamienLunas> Mira seems to be tired. You figure it's best not to force her to do too much in that state, and leave without her.
  560. Jan 22 17:25:16 <DamienLunas> Team Ninja's Territory is through the northwest border of stardust county
  561. Jan 22 17:26:14 <Hope> (Urgh)
  562. Jan 22 17:26:19 <Hope> (Had to heat up some chili)
  563. Jan 22 17:26:24 <Saru> "All right! Forward, Immortals!"
  564. Jan 22 17:26:34 <Hope> (Time to apply XP REALLY quick)
  565. Jan 22 17:26:41 <Hope> "Right!"
  566. Jan 22 17:26:42 <Klark> (Last time I let any one try to make food without supervision.)
  567. Jan 22 17:26:52  Hope is still wearing that makeshift top.
  568. Jan 22 17:28:51 <DamienLunas> Saru leads you all into their territory. It's quiet. Very quiet.
  569. Jan 22 17:29:27 <DamienLunas> The whole place feels like it hasn't been touched in weeks. There isn't a pokemon or person in sight.
  570. Jan 22 17:31:00  Six walks immediately behind Saru. "This place feels wrong, boss."
  571. Jan 22 17:31:49 <Saru> "Yeah."
  572. Jan 22 17:32:04  Saru keeps his hand on the hilt of his machete.
  573. Jan 22 17:32:12 <Saru> "Where are the people?"
  574. Jan 22 17:33:16 <DamienLunas> perception?
  575. Jan 22 17:33:19 <Six> 1d20-2
  576. Jan 22 17:33:20 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d20-2: 1 [1d20=3]
  577. Jan 22 17:33:24 <Saru> 1d20-3
  578. Jan 22 17:33:25 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20-3: -1 [1d20=2]
  579. Jan 22 17:33:25 <Six> \m/
  580. Jan 22 17:33:32 <Six> (bahahaha)
  581. Jan 22 17:33:40 <Saru> (brofist)
  582. Jan 22 17:33:49 <Six> (*pounds it*)
  583. Jan 22 17:34:07 <Arthur_Vesper> 1d20
  584. Jan 22 17:34:08 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur_Vesper, 1d20: 9 [1d20=9]
  585. Jan 22 17:34:13 <Arthur_Vesper> 1d20+6 for the derps
  586. Jan 22 17:34:14 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur_Vesper, for the derps: 26 [1d20=20]
  587. Jan 22 17:34:18 <Klark> 1d20+1
  588. Jan 22 17:34:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20+1: 11 [1d20=10]
  589. Jan 22 17:34:47 <DamienLunas> Klark, you see something move over in the shadows in the corner of the alley
  590. Jan 22 17:34:54 <Hope> 1d20+6
  591. Jan 22 17:34:55 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 1d20+6: 23 [1d20=17]
  592. Jan 22 17:36:37 <DamienLunas> You all see it too
  593. Jan 22 17:36:44 <DamienLunas> which is to say
  594. Jan 22 17:36:50 <DamienLunas> hope and arthur do
  595. Jan 22 17:37:05  Klark Motions with he shovel.
  596. Jan 22 17:37:36  Arthur_Vesper blinks and follows.
  597. Jan 22 17:37:50 <Arthur_Vesper> "Picking up on the same thing, hm? Be careful."
  598. Jan 22 17:37:56  Hope stays where she is.
  599. Jan 22 17:38:16 <DamienLunas> Klark approaches then?
  600. Jan 22 17:38:35  Six holds Eris close with one arm, and keeps another near a dagger.
  601. Jan 22 17:39:00 <Klark> (Yes)
  602. Jan 22 17:39:26 <DamienLunas> Klark gets closer to the source of the movement...
  603. Jan 22 17:39:44  Hope watches behind them, just to make sure.
  604. Jan 22 17:40:13  Arthur_Vesper points somewhere in the air.
  605. Jan 22 17:40:19 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  606. Jan 22 17:40:21  Arthur_Vesper BBZBZBZBZBZBZ SHOCK WAVE
  607. Jan 22 17:40:21 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 20 [1d20=20]
  608. Jan 22 17:40:28 <Arthur_Vesper> 1d20 crit check
  609. Jan 22 17:40:29 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur_Vesper, crit check: 18 [1d20=18]
  610. Jan 22 17:40:41 <DamienLunas> (I stole your crit)
  611. Jan 22 17:40:46 <DamienLunas> (And way to not warn klark)
  612. Jan 22 17:40:51 <Arthur_Vesper> 3d10+4
  613. Jan 22 17:40:52 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur_Vesper, 3d10+4: 19 [3d10=4,4,7]
  614. Jan 22 17:40:58 <DamienLunas> Klark suddenly gets hoisted up into the air!
  615. Jan 22 17:41:19 <DamienLunas> His foot is caught in a rope and he starts to hang upside down
  616. Jan 22 17:41:31 <Klark> "..."
  617. Jan 22 17:41:52 <DamienLunas> 5 shadows descend from the rooftops and quickly surround him
  618. Jan 22 17:41:56 <Hope> "You okay, Klark?!"
  619. Jan 22 17:42:19 <DamienLunas> They all quickly pull out knives
  620. Jan 22 17:42:23 <DamienLunas> "Don't move."
  621. Jan 22 17:42:43 <Hope> :I
  622. Jan 22 17:42:51 <DamienLunas> They all stand in a circle around klark
  623. Jan 22 17:43:37 <Saru> (how high up is he?)
  624. Jan 22 17:43:49 <Klark> "This feels really weird..."
  625. Jan 22 17:43:52 <Arthur_Vesper> (Why do I feel like this is a "hey klark, start being psychic")
  626. Jan 22 17:43:56 <DamienLunas> The rope is attatched to the roof about 10 feet up
  627. Jan 22 17:43:58 <Arthur_Vesper> (No phasing or teleport?)
  628. Jan 22 17:44:18 <DamienLunas> Klark is hanging 10-X feet above the ground
  629. Jan 22 17:44:21 <DamienLunas> X being his height
  630. Jan 22 17:44:37 <DamienLunas> They all have knives out and are keeping a close eye on the lot of you
  631. Jan 22 17:44:57 <Klark> (Neither btw Art)
  632. Jan 22 17:45:17 <DamienLunas> (what features do you have anyway?)
  633. Jan 22 17:45:26 <DamienLunas> (you took one last level right? Which was that? Terrakinesis?)
  634. Jan 22 17:45:35 <Klark> (Yep Terra)
  635. Jan 22 17:45:54 <DamienLunas> "Hayato was right to set a trap for these Yatsus."
  636. Jan 22 17:46:08 <Saru> "Whatsus?"
  637. Jan 22 17:46:10 <Arthur_Vesper> "Don't you kisama tachi me."
  638. Jan 22 17:46:26 <Klark> 'What?"
  639. Jan 22 17:46:27 <DamienLunas> "You're in no position to be calling someone a kisama tachi, kisama!"
  640. Jan 22 17:47:09 <DamienLunas> "If you all just leave our territory nicely, we may just consider letting your friend go."
  641. Jan 22 17:47:13  Saru glances at Six, then flicks his eyes towards the rope Klark was caught by. Any chance of a knife throw?
  642. Jan 22 17:47:14  Hope wonders what the hell they've gotten themselves into.
  643. Jan 22 17:48:00 <DamienLunas> Good chance six could hit the rope, but it's possible klark would just fall onto the ground in the middle of them
  644. Jan 22 17:48:22 <DamienLunas> If they all surrounded him after he hit the ground, it might not be too good of a situation.
  645. Jan 22 17:48:29  Six nods his heads towards the frikken dudes surrounding Klark.
  646. Jan 22 17:48:30 <DamienLunas> Even worse if you throw and miss
  647. Jan 22 17:48:59 * Kit is now known as Lulu
  648. Jan 22 17:49:07 <DamienLunas> "What do you think you're planning, Kisama."
  649. Jan 22 17:49:14 <Saru> "If you let Klark down, we might consider not beating the crap out of you."
  650. Jan 22 17:49:15 <Hope> "Well, you have our attention."
  651. Jan 22 17:49:30  Klark Does an upsidedown nod.
  652. Jan 22 17:50:30 <DamienLunas> They all hold up their nice shiny kunai. "We're the ones making the demands here, Kisama."
  653. Jan 22 17:51:19  Aeros (nekodes@i.dunno.lol) has joined #turfwars
  654. Jan 22 17:51:36 <Hope> 1d20+7 I've Heard About This Place Before
  655. Jan 22 17:51:37 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, I've Heard About This Place Before: 27 [1d20=20]
  656. Jan 22 17:51:57 <Saru> (im trying to decide if we should just pile in)
  657. Jan 22 17:51:58  Arthur_Vesper considers and nods slowly.
  658. Jan 22 17:51:59 <Six> (Hope lived here. did she forget to mention that?)
  659. Jan 22 17:52:16 <Saru> (hm?)
  660. Jan 22 17:52:27 <Six> (jking, coz of nat 20 :P )
  661. Jan 22 17:52:30 <DamienLunas> Team Ninja is a very opportunistic team. They'll hide their citizens and wait to set traps for their opponents. They're dangerous fighters and dangerous trainers.
  662. Jan 22 17:53:31 <DamienLunas> They are reported to have learned their skills from a book about the "Koga Style Ninjutsu"
  663. Jan 22 17:53:45 <Hope> "...and what demands are those?" She stalls, giving the others time to think.
  664. Jan 22 17:54:04 <DamienLunas> "Don't you yatsus ever listen?"
  665. Jan 22 17:54:22 <DamienLunas> "We want you to take a hike and we'll drop your friend off somewhere else later."
  666. Jan 22 17:54:25 <Hope> (Oh, I see it now)
  667. Jan 22 17:54:33 <Hope> (Oops)
  668. Jan 22 17:54:35  Klark Slowly tries to bend upwards.
  669. Jan 22 17:54:46 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  670. Jan 22 17:54:48 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 10 [1d20=10]
  671. Jan 22 17:54:51 <DamienLunas> roll dex
  672. Jan 22 17:55:00 <Arthur_Vesper> (hey, hey DL, hey DL)
  673. Jan 22 17:55:04 <DamienLunas> (yes?)
  674. Jan 22 17:55:09 <Arthur_Vesper> (Can I/we telekinesis the knives out of their hands)
  675. Jan 22 17:55:36 <DamienLunas> (Even if you could, there'd be too many of them to target at once)
  676. Jan 22 17:55:43 <Saru> "You swear you'll release Klark unharmed and without taking his 'mons?"
  677. Jan 22 17:55:46 <DamienLunas> (But they're gripping their knives rather tightly.
  678. Jan 22 17:55:47 <Klark> 1d20
  679. Jan 22 17:55:48 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 20 [1d20=20]
  680. Jan 22 17:55:48 <Saru> (lie detector)
  681. Jan 22 17:55:56 <Klark> (=D)
  682. Jan 22 17:56:18 <DamienLunas> "We will, this time. But if you come knocking on our doorstep again, you might not be so lucky."
  683. Jan 22 17:56:38 <DamienLunas> Klark manages to bend his upper body while they're watching the other immortals closely for any sign of movement.
  684. Jan 22 17:57:01  Hope avoids looking at Klark
  685. Jan 22 17:57:24 <DamienLunas> Klark climbs up the rope and manages to hoist himself up to the top where the rope is connected to the building by a pole.
  686. Jan 22 17:57:44 <Saru> (they on the level?)
  687. Jan 22 17:57:54 <DamienLunas> (They don't seem to be lying)
  688. Jan 22 17:58:22 <DamienLunas> (however klark is close enough to either untie the rope or climb up to the top of the building.)
  689. Jan 22 17:58:40 <Saru> (up, up!)
  690. Jan 22 17:58:46  Hope is still troubled by these guys, they probably don't play fair at all
  691. Jan 22 17:58:58 <Klark> (Up it is)
  692. Jan 22 17:59:18 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  693. Jan 22 17:59:19 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 10 [1d20=10]
  694. Jan 22 17:59:29 <DamienLunas> Klark gets up to the top of the building unnoticed
  695. Jan 22 17:59:44 <Saru> "It's an interesting offer... but I think instead I'm going to kick your asses."
  696. Jan 22 17:59:49 <Saru> "Immortals, GO!"
  697. Jan 22 17:59:55 <DamienLunas> "Then we'll-"
  698. Jan 22 18:00:06 <DamienLunas> they look at the air expecting to see klark
  699. Jan 22 18:00:15 <DamienLunas> "Where'd that yatsu go?!"
  700. Jan 22 18:00:19 <Klark> <Sorry kids, not today.>
  701. Jan 22 18:00:22  Six throws a knife!
  702. Jan 22 18:00:33 <DamienLunas> roll it
  703. Jan 22 18:00:38  Hope whips out a pokeball, and out comes her trusted Umbreon.
  704. Jan 22 18:00:41 <Six> 2#1d20
  705. Jan 22 18:00:41 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 2#1d20: 17 [1d20=17], 11 [1d20=11]
  706. Jan 22 18:00:46 <DamienLunas> one hits
  707. Jan 22 18:01:07 <Six> 3d12+35
  708. Jan 22 18:01:08 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 3d12+35: 53 [3d12=6,4,8]
  709. Jan 22 18:01:25 <DamienLunas> 1d5
  710. Jan 22 18:01:26 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d5: 5 [1d5=5]
  711. Jan 22 18:01:48 <DamienLunas> The larger of the ninja takes a knife to the shoulder
  712. Jan 22 18:01:53  Saru charges in with his machete, going at the one Six threw his knife at.
  713. Jan 22 18:01:58 <DamienLunas> "URAAArgh! Onore!"
  714. Jan 22 18:03:08 <Saru> 1d20
  715. Jan 22 18:03:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
  716. Jan 22 18:03:21 <DamienLunas> He knocks away your second strike.
  717. Jan 22 18:03:40 <DamienLunas> "Don't get reckless, Hanzo! We've got to improve our position!"
  718. Jan 22 18:03:47 <DamienLunas> "Right, Sarutobi!"
  719. Jan 22 18:03:57  Arthur_Vesper paralyzes one as they leave.
  720. Jan 22 18:04:18  Arthur_Vesper or a bunch of them, thunder wave is a column apparently
  721. Jan 22 18:04:31 <DamienLunas> They all start running on the walls of the alley and circle around to the other side of you, tossing out five pokeballs.
  722. Jan 22 18:04:48 <DamienLunas> Arthur: You can't hit them without hitting hope and some others, as they stayed back.
  723. Jan 22 18:05:09 <DamienLunas> You're now cornered in the alley while they are on the other side with 5 pokemon standing in front of you.
  724. Jan 22 18:05:31 <DamienLunas> Shiftry, Scizor, Sneasel, Shedinja, Ninjask, and Swalot
  725. Jan 22 18:06:06 <DamienLunas> The pokemon are arranged in a semicircle spread out
  726. Jan 22 18:06:24 <DamienLunas> The ninjas seem to have gotten a good distance away from their pokemon
  727. Jan 22 18:06:37 <Hope> (Who are "Some others"?)
  728. Jan 22 18:06:55 <DamienLunas> (Arthur and Klark were closest)
  729. Jan 22 18:07:03 <DamienLunas> (which means six saru and hope would get hit by a column)
  730. Jan 22 18:07:14 <DamienLunas> "Bring it on!"
  731. Jan 22 18:07:18 <DamienLunas> Hope has a pokemon out
  732. Jan 22 18:07:22 <Hope> "Let's go, then."
  733. Jan 22 18:07:24  Arthur_Vesper tosses out Levanter. "Done."
  734. Jan 22 18:07:39 <Arthur_Vesper> (dex 10 speed 15 etc)
  735. Jan 22 18:07:46 <Saru> (Zhu is out as always)
  736. Jan 22 18:07:49 <Hope> (Dex 6, speed 12 Trixie)
  737. Jan 22 18:08:04 <DamienLunas> Klark is on top of the building, but is still reasonably close to the battle. Sending anyone out?
  738. Jan 22 18:08:25  Six lets out the not-often-used Smokes McGee, Ninja-Torkoal!
  739. Jan 22 18:08:40 <Six> (dex24/spd2)
  740. Jan 22 18:08:48 <Klark> (Sandile, and Diglett Spds 16 and 20 respectivly)
  741. Jan 22 18:08:48 <Saru> (Dex 22/Spd 4)
  742. Jan 22 18:09:04 <DamienLunas> Six threw a knife this round!
  743. Jan 22 18:09:11 <DamienLunas> Six doesn't get to let out smokes yet :(
  744. Jan 22 18:09:30 <DamienLunas> Six does however get to let queen Eris fight
  745. Jan 22 18:09:43 <DamienLunas> albeit at a severe type disadvantage...
  746. Jan 22 18:10:59 <DamienLunas> Six, Saru, Ninjas, Arthur, Klark, Hope
  747. Jan 22 18:11:01 <DamienLunas> then...
  748. Jan 22 18:11:36  Six gets to send out Smokes with Fast Draw!
  749. Jan 22 18:11:57 <DamienLunas> (good thinking)
  750. Jan 22 18:12:54 <DamienLunas> Ninjask 28, Weavile 21, Scizor 14, Shiftry 13, Shedinja 13, Swalot 10
  751. Jan 22 18:14:50 <DamienLunas> Six, Saru, Ninjas, Arthur, Klark, Hope | Ninjask 28, Weavile 21, Diglett 20, Sandile 16, Levanter 15, Scizor 14, Shiftry 13, Shedinja 13, Trixie 12, Swalot 10, Zhu 4, Smokes 2
  752. Jan 22 18:14:53 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Six, Saru, Ninjas, Arthur, Klark, Hope | Ninjask 28, Weavile 21, Diglett 20, Sandile 16, Levanter 15, Scizor 14, Shiftry 13, Shedinja 13, Trixie 12, Swalot 10, Zhu 4, Smokes 2
  753. Jan 22 18:15:01 <DamienLunas> WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE TURNS
  754. Jan 22 18:15:31 <DamienLunas> Ninjask's turn!
  755. Jan 22 18:15:40 <DamienLunas> Ninjas splits into four copies!
  756. Jan 22 18:15:43 <DamienLunas> He speeds up!
  757. Jan 22 18:16:43 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Six, Saru, Ninjas, Arthur, Klark, Hope | Ninjask 35, Weavile 21, Diglett 20, Sandile 16, Levanter 15, Scizor 14, Shiftry 13, Shedinja 13, Trixie 12, Swalot 10, Zhu 4, Smokes 2
  758. Jan 22 18:17:03 <DamienLunas> Weavile stares at the potential targets...
  759. Jan 22 18:17:32 <DamienLunas> oh right, but before all this
  760. Jan 22 18:17:33 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  761. Jan 22 18:17:35 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 16 [1d20=16]
  762. Jan 22 18:17:44 <DamienLunas> Shiftry uses fake-out on Zhu!
  763. Jan 22 18:17:55 <DamienLunas> 2d10+17
  764. Jan 22 18:17:56 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 2d10+17: 27 [2d10=5,5]
  765. Jan 22 18:18:33 <DamienLunas> Weavile follows up by charging at Levantr with dark claws
  766. Jan 22 18:18:36 <DamienLunas> 1d20 night slash
  767. Jan 22 18:18:37 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, night slash: 1 [1d20=1]
  768. Jan 22 18:18:45 <Hope> (COUNTERSLASH)
  769. Jan 22 18:18:48 <Hope> (PARRY)
  770. Jan 22 18:18:50 <Hope> (PIROUET)
  771. Jan 22 18:18:56 <DamienLunas> Its reckless and dishonorable strike is parried by Levantr!
  772. Jan 22 18:19:01 <DamienLunas> Diglett's turn!
  773. Jan 22 18:19:28 <Arthur_Vesper> "If you're going to aim over there, you have to have more finesse about it."
  774. Jan 22 18:19:52 <Klark> "Cali, FREE FALL THE PLANT!"
  775. Jan 22 18:20:09 <Klark> 1d20
  776. Jan 22 18:20:09 <DamienLunas> shwoop
  777. Jan 22 18:20:10 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 4 [1d20=4]
  778. Jan 22 18:20:26 <DamienLunas> the diglett dissapears from sight
  779. Jan 22 18:20:46 <DamienLunas> *rumble rumble*
  780. Jan 22 18:20:47 <Arthur_Vesper> "...Hm."
  781. Jan 22 18:20:51 <DamienLunas> POW
  782. Jan 22 18:20:57 <DamienLunas> A sound like a gunshot resounds through the air
  783. Jan 22 18:21:13 <DamienLunas> as something shoots out of the ground and the shiftry vanishes
  784. Jan 22 18:21:25 <DamienLunas> there's a small hole where shiftry used to be standing
  785. Jan 22 18:21:32 <DamienLunas> "... What the hell was that?!"
  786. Jan 22 18:21:51 <Arthur_Vesper> "I...let's just brush over that."
  787. Jan 22 18:21:54 <DamienLunas> "Don't lose your composure, Iga. It's just a trick!"
  788. Jan 22 18:22:06  Klark Grins.
  789. Jan 22 18:22:08 <DamienLunas> Sandile's turn klark
  790. Jan 22 18:22:26 <Klark> "Bek! Thunderfang that multibug!"
  791. Jan 22 18:22:36 <Klark> 1d20
  792. Jan 22 18:22:37 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
  793. Jan 22 18:22:57 <Klark> (1d4 1 or 4 equals real bug?)
  794. Jan 22 18:23:24 <DamienLunas> (4)
  795. Jan 22 18:23:32 <Klark> 1d4
  796. Jan 22 18:23:33 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d4: 2 [1d4=2]
  797. Jan 22 18:23:42 <DamienLunas> "Hah, too slow!"
  798. Jan 22 18:23:53 <DamienLunas> Levanter's turn
  799. Jan 22 18:24:15 <Arthur_Vesper> (The way you listed pokemon before speeds, that's the order they're in from left to right?)
  800. Jan 22 18:24:34 <Arthur_Vesper> (So Shiftry is on one end, Swalot on the other?)
  801. Jan 22 18:24:59 <DamienLunas> (yes, but the sneasel is in melee now)
  802. Jan 22 18:25:15 <Arthur_Vesper> (So how many could a pass move hit, starting from Swalot)
  803. Jan 22 18:25:41 <DamienLunas> (pass move could hit swalot and the 3 remaining ninjasks
  804. Jan 22 18:25:57 <Arthur_Vesper> 4#1d20 shadow sneak then
  805. Jan 22 18:25:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur_Vesper, shadow sneak then: 15 [1d20=15], 18 [1d20=18], 9 [1d20=9], 10 [1d20=10]
  806. Jan 22 18:26:16 <Arthur_Vesper> 2#2d10+20 for damage on swalot and real ninjask
  807. Jan 22 18:26:17 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur_Vesper, for damage on swalot and real ninjask: 29 [2d10=1,8], 32 [2d10=9,3]
  808. Jan 22 18:26:33 <DamienLunas> 3d10
  809. Jan 22 18:26:35 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 3d10: 19 [3d10=8,4,7]
  810. Jan 22 18:26:43 <Hope> (Oh god it IS pass)
  811. Jan 22 18:27:22 <DamienLunas> The ninjask...
  812. Jan 22 18:27:26 <Hope> (Don't forget the d10s every time a copy is hit)
  813. Jan 22 18:27:31 <Arthur_Vesper> (he did 3d10)
  814. Jan 22 18:27:35 <Arthur_Vesper> (I assume that was that)
  815. Jan 22 18:27:37 <Hope> (Ohright)
  816. Jan 22 18:27:47 <DamienLunas> The ninjask stays up, but its shadowy clones fade away.
  817. Jan 22 18:28:14 <DamienLunas> The swalot is hit, but absorbs most of the damage with its bulk.
  818. Jan 22 18:28:23 <DamienLunas> Scizor's turn!
  819. Jan 22 18:29:54 <DamienLunas> "Not good... okay, slash them scizor!"
  820. Jan 22 18:29:58 <DamienLunas> 2#1d20
  821. Jan 22 18:30:00 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 2#1d20: 15 [1d20=15], 15 [1d20=15]
  822. Jan 22 18:30:13 <DamienLunas> Scizor scores a hit on Levanter as it passes by to its real target, smokes.
  823. Jan 22 18:30:48 <DamienLunas> 5d10+21
  824. Jan 22 18:30:50 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 5d10+21: 37 [5d10=2,2,2,7,3]
  825. Jan 22 18:30:51 <DamienLunas> 5d10+21
  826. Jan 22 18:30:53 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 5d10+21: 55 [5d10=7,6,1,10,10]
  827. Jan 22 18:31:01 <DamienLunas> 37 and 55 damage respectively
  828. Jan 22 18:31:02 <Six> (ouch)
  829. Jan 22 18:31:17 <DamienLunas> Shiftry is off in who knows where
  830. Jan 22 18:31:20 <DamienLunas> Shedinja's turn!
  831. Jan 22 18:31:39 <DamienLunas> It swoops by and does the same thing, but with a tinge of dark shadows
  832. Jan 22 18:31:43 <DamienLunas> 2#1d20
  833. Jan 22 18:31:44 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 2#1d20: 6 [1d20=6], 13 [1d20=13]
  834. Jan 22 18:32:03 <Hope> "Trixie, Side Change."
  835. Jan 22 18:32:10 <Arthur_Vesper> (with?)
  836. Jan 22 18:32:29 <DamienLunas> (oh also derp)
  837. Jan 22 18:32:34 <DamienLunas> (slash is 2d20)
  838. Jan 22 18:32:35 <Hope> The Umbreon suddenly switches places with ..Smokes?
  839. Jan 22 18:32:54 <DamienLunas> 2@2d20+21 real slash damage
  840. Jan 22 18:32:57 <Arthur_Vesper> (Also you can't interrupt an interrupt)
  841. Jan 22 18:33:00 <DamienLunas> 2#2d20+21 real slash damage
  842. Jan 22 18:33:02 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, real slash damage: 31 [2d20=9,1], 54 [2d20=17,16]
  843. Jan 22 18:33:04 <DamienLunas> (it's not an interrupt)
  844. Jan 22 18:33:12 <Arthur_Vesper> (THEN WHAT IS IT)
  845. Jan 22 18:33:13 <Six> (lol)
  846. Jan 22 18:33:20 <DamienLunas> Hope shows her allegiance to six
  847. Jan 22 18:33:27 <DamienLunas> allowing smokes to dodge the shadow claw
  848. Jan 22 18:33:30 <Arthur_Vesper> (shadow sneak still has the interrupt keyword, side change is out-of-turn and thus an interrupt)
  849. Jan 22 18:33:36 <Arthur_Vesper> (anyhow)
  850. Jan 22 18:33:38 <DamienLunas> which Levanter takes in full force
  851. Jan 22 18:33:46 <Arthur_Vesper> (ohhhh)
  852. Jan 22 18:34:01 <DamienLunas> 2#2d20+22
  853. Jan 22 18:34:02 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 2#2d20+22: 44 [2d20=17,5], 28 [2d20=1,5]
  854. Jan 22 18:34:07 <DamienLunas> (ow.)
  855. Jan 22 18:34:15  Hope wishes she could have saved both.
  856. Jan 22 18:34:24 <DamienLunas> Trixie is completely undamaged, but Levanter takes a heavy hit and goes down
  857. Jan 22 18:34:30 <Arthur_Vesper> (goes down?)
  858. Jan 22 18:34:39 <DamienLunas> (from 88 damage?)
  859. Jan 22 18:34:51 <DamienLunas> (after a previous 37?)
  860. Jan 22 18:34:54 <DamienLunas> (still not down really?)
  861. Jan 22 18:34:56 <Arthur_Vesper> (Why did I have it in my head that fighting resists ghost)
  862. Jan 22 18:35:14 <DamienLunas> (because you're an idiot who doesn't know the difference between ghost and dark. GB2G1)
  863. Jan 22 18:35:14 <Hope> (I derped and thought ghost misses fighting)
  864. Jan 22 18:35:19 <DamienLunas> (hahaha oh wow)
  865. Jan 22 18:35:38 <Hope> (That is Hope's excuse too)
  866. Jan 22 18:35:47 <DamienLunas> Shedinja takes out the gallade, but the little torkoal is still up
  867. Jan 22 18:35:53 <DamienLunas> Trixie's turn is skipped
  868. Jan 22 18:36:11 <Hope> "...Sorry, Arthur."
  869. Jan 22 18:36:28 <DamienLunas> The injured Hanzo glares, "Body Slam the turtle!"
  870. Jan 22 18:36:29 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  871. Jan 22 18:36:31 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
  872. Jan 22 18:37:01 <Hope> (Oh boy)
  873. Jan 22 18:37:11 <Hope> (This is a time when it would have been good for Torkoal to be Fire/Rock)
  874. Jan 22 18:37:21 <Six> (they really do not like Smokes McGee.)
  875. Jan 22 18:37:34 <DamienLunas> 2d20+12
  876. Jan 22 18:37:36 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 2d20+12: 33 [2d20=15,6]
  877. Jan 22 18:37:49 <DamienLunas> (they're smart and actually focusing down the one thing that can really hurt them)
  878. Jan 22 18:38:07 <DamienLunas> Zhu is flinched!
  879. Jan 22 18:38:08 <Six> Smokes is still up! Though just barely!
  880. Jan 22 18:38:10 <DamienLunas> Smokes's turn!
  881. Jan 22 18:38:15 <Arthur_Vesper> (Am I correct in assuming I can send Ostria out in whatever form I like?)
  882. Jan 22 18:38:40 <Arthur_Vesper> (out of normal/fan/heat/whatever else i captchalogue)
  883. Jan 22 18:38:44 <DamienLunas> (Has to be fan form)
  884. Jan 22 18:38:53 <Arthur_Vesper> (works just as well)
  885. Jan 22 18:38:56 <Six> (The only fire move I have is ... ember, so he's not really that much of a threat. And fire spin i guess which never hits :c)
  886. Jan 22 18:39:01 <Six> 1d20 ember on scizor
  887. Jan 22 18:39:01 <DamienLunas> (It's not on the top of the stack arthur :P)
  888. Jan 22 18:39:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, ember on scizor: 3 [1d20=3]
  889. Jan 22 18:39:08 <Six> (motherfucker)
  890. Jan 22 18:39:17 <Hope> (Can we get a prob control in the house)
  891. Jan 22 18:39:22 <Arthur_Vesper> 1d20 sure
  892. Jan 22 18:39:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur_Vesper, sure: 19 [1d20=19]
  893. Jan 22 18:39:44 <Klark> (Welp)
  894. Jan 22 18:39:56 <Saru> (:C)
  895. Jan 22 18:40:00 <DamienLunas> Biiig hit!
  896. Jan 22 18:40:03 <DamienLunas> and a burn
  897. Jan 22 18:40:11 <Arthur_Vesper> (also remind me to look for another modus on the next scavenge day)
  898. Jan 22 18:40:13 <DamienLunas> roll damage to see if you're a coldblooded killer.
  899. Jan 22 18:40:26 <Klark> (Mower?)
  900. Jan 22 18:40:37 <Six> 2d10+12+1d6
  901. Jan 22 18:40:38 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 2d10+12+1d6: 29 [2d10=4,7; 1d6=6]
  902. Jan 22 18:41:03 <Six> (116 with x4)
  903. Jan 22 18:41:13 <DamienLunas> Even if he got def before SE
  904. Jan 22 18:41:17 <DamienLunas> That thing is DOWN.
  905. Jan 22 18:41:24 <DamienLunas> But not before ONE LAST SHOT!
  906. Jan 22 18:41:36 <DamienLunas> 1d20 bullet punch on... trixie
  907. Jan 22 18:41:37 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, bullet punch on... trixie: 5 [1d20=5]
  908. Jan 22 18:41:51 <Hope> She shrugs it off with her tanktastic defense, assuming it can miss.
  909. Jan 22 18:41:51 <DamienLunas> nope.avi
  910. Jan 22 18:42:06 <DamienLunas> it throws a last punch before burning up and collapsing.
  911. Jan 22 18:42:11 <DamienLunas> Hanzo returns it.
  912. Jan 22 18:42:16 <DamienLunas> New turns!
  913. Jan 22 18:42:32 <DamienLunas> Six, Saru, Ninjas, Arthur, Klark, Hope | Ninjask 35, Weavile 21, Diglett 20, Sandile 16, Levanter 15, Shiftry 13, Shedinja 13, Trixie 12, Swalot 10, Zhu 4, Smokes 2
  914. Jan 22 18:42:37 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Six, Saru, Ninjas, Arthur, Klark, Hope | Ninjask 35, Weavile 21, Diglett 20, Sandile 16, Levanter 15, Shiftry 13, Shedinja 13, Trixie 12, Swalot 10, Zhu 4, Smokes 2
  915. Jan 22 18:42:50 <Six> 2#1d20 kniiives
  916. Jan 22 18:42:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, kniiives: 16 [1d20=16], 14 [1d20=14]
  917. Jan 22 18:42:58 <Six> (same guy as before)
  918. Jan 22 18:43:30 <DamienLunas> (roll damage)
  919. Jan 22 18:43:40 <Six> 2#3d12+35
  920. Jan 22 18:43:40  Hope does not advance with her crowbar, as much as she would like to for them daring to harm Klark, but...
  921. Jan 22 18:43:41 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 2#3d12+35: 52 [3d12=2,3,12], 50 [3d12=9,5,1]
  922. Jan 22 18:44:17 <DamienLunas> he looks at six with vengance in his eyes.
  923. Jan 22 18:44:23 <DamienLunas> "Kisama! I'll cut your face of-"
  924. Jan 22 18:44:26 <DamienLunas> *thunk thunk*
  925. Jan 22 18:44:29  Six grins.
  926. Jan 22 18:44:40  Hope lets Nix into the fray.
  927. Jan 22 18:45:05 <Hope> "Draaaa-!"
  928. Jan 22 18:45:15 <Saru> (how many ninjas are still up?)
  929. Jan 22 18:45:24 <DamienLunas> The man with two swords who controls the shedinja and ninjask dashes towards Six.
  930. Jan 22 18:45:29 <DamienLunas> "I'll be your opponent then."
  931. Jan 22 18:45:31 <DamienLunas> (oh, 4)
  932. Jan 22 18:45:38  Arthur_Vesper swaps out for...Scirocco!
  933. Jan 22 18:45:43 <Saru> "Not so fast!"
  934. Jan 22 18:46:02  Saru meets the sword guy and takes a swing with his machete.
  935. Jan 22 18:46:40 <Saru> 1d20
  936. Jan 22 18:46:41 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]
  937. Jan 22 18:46:48 <DamienLunas> hits
  938. Jan 22 18:46:53 <Arthur_Vesper> (speed is 20)
  939. Jan 22 18:47:00 <DamienLunas> (how much for nix)
  940. Jan 22 18:47:02 <Saru> 2d20+6+9
  941. Jan 22 18:47:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 2d20+6+9: 27 [2d20=8,4]
  942. Jan 22 18:47:25 <Hope> (5)
  943. Jan 22 18:47:43 <Saru> (be nice if i could roll over a 10 on a d20 :I)
  944. Jan 22 18:47:50 <DamienLunas> Six, Saru, Ninjas, Arthur, Klark, Hope | Ninjask 35, Weavile 21, Diglett 20, Sirrocco 20, Sandile 16, Shiftry 13, Shedinja 13, Trixie 12, Swalot 10, Nix 5, Zhu 4, Smokes 2
  945. Jan 22 18:47:52 <Saru> (for damage i mean)
  946. Jan 22 18:47:54 <Klark> (Imma rockthrow those bugs. When it is my turn.)
  947. Jan 22 18:48:00 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Six, Saru, Ninjas, Arthur, Klark, Hope | Ninjask 35, Weavile 21, Diglett 20, Sirrocco 20, Sandile 16, Shiftry 13, Shedinja 13, Trixie 12, Swalot 10, Nix 5, Zhu 4, Smokes 2
  948. Jan 22 18:48:17 <DamienLunas> "Urgh, cut by such sloppy swordsmanship... I'll show you what real kenjutsu is about."
  949. Jan 22 18:48:18 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  950. Jan 22 18:48:19 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 19 [1d20=19]
  951. Jan 22 18:48:28 <DamienLunas> Critical hit!
  952. Jan 22 18:48:59 <Six> (Can I try and jump in front of that?)
  953. Jan 22 18:49:23 <Saru> (dont worry about it, ive got plenty of HPs)
  954. Jan 22 18:49:39 <DamienLunas> 60+14
  955. Jan 22 18:50:27 <Saru> (87 hps left)
  956. Jan 22 18:50:45 <DamienLunas> "Once more!"
  957. Jan 22 18:50:46 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  958. Jan 22 18:50:48 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]
  959. Jan 22 18:50:57 <Hope> (Who is using what there)
  960. Jan 22 18:51:04 <DamienLunas> 3d20+14
  961. Jan 22 18:51:04 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 3d20+14: 23 [3d20=2,2,5]
  962. Jan 22 18:51:10 <Hope> (Oh)
  963. Jan 22 18:51:18 <DamienLunas> He cuts saru deep with his twin katanas
  964. Jan 22 18:51:35  Hope grits her teeth, watching the ninjask carefully. Caaaarefully...
  965. Jan 22 18:51:40 <Six> "Ah! Saru! Damnit, get back!"
  966. Jan 22 18:51:40 <DamienLunas> "First think you need to learn is that Katanas are just better than regular gaijin swords like that."
  967. Jan 22 18:51:41 <Saru> (68 remain)
  968. Jan 22 18:52:05 <DamienLunas> "The rest of you deal with the poser."
  969. Jan 22 18:52:10 <DamienLunas> 3#1d20
  970. Jan 22 18:52:10 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 3#1d20: 4 [1d20=4], 16 [1d20=16], 2 [1d20=2]
  971. Jan 22 18:52:22  Saru grunts in pain but doesn't back down. "Hell, this isn't even a sword. Just some scrap with an edge. More than enough for the likes of you, though."
  972. Jan 22 18:53:03 <DamienLunas> 2d20+14 damage to six
  973. Jan 22 18:53:05 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, damage to six: 34 [2d20=4,16]
  974. Jan 22 18:53:32 <DamienLunas> You dodge two of the small shurikens
  975. Jan 22 18:53:45 <DamienLunas> but get hit with a huge blade that is haphazardly thrown by the owner of the scizor.
  976. Jan 22 18:54:12 <DamienLunas> "Hurt my Scizor, will you? You will fall to the blades of Benkei!"
  977. Jan 22 18:54:17 <DamienLunas> Arthur's turn
  978. Jan 22 18:54:45 <Arthur_Vesper> 1d20 let's just take down the ninjask. crit check, no miss
  979. Jan 22 18:54:46 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur_Vesper, let's just take down the ninjask. crit check, no miss: 17 [1d20=17]
  980. Jan 22 18:54:48 <Six> "Anyone that falls by that blade is merely going to be tripping over it, the way you're recklessly throwing it!"
  981. Jan 22 18:54:52 <Arthur_Vesper> 3d10+4
  982. Jan 22 18:54:52 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur_Vesper, 3d10+4: 19 [3d10=2,6,7]
  983. Jan 22 18:55:35 <Klark> 2d20 One at Jask one at Shed?
  984. Jan 22 18:55:36 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, One at Jask one at Shed?: 10 [2d20=8,2]
  985. Jan 22 18:55:52 <Arthur_Vesper> (>attacking shedinja with trainer turns)
  986. Jan 22 18:55:57 <DamienLunas> (hold up)
  987. Jan 22 18:56:07 <DamienLunas> (I almost forgot something)
  988. Jan 22 18:56:10 <DamienLunas> 1d20+5
  989. Jan 22 18:56:11 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20+5: 12 [1d20=7]
  990. Jan 22 18:56:14 <DamienLunas> (nope)
  991. Jan 22 18:56:19 <DamienLunas> (wait, yes)
  992. Jan 22 18:56:21 <DamienLunas> 1d20+5
  993. Jan 22 18:56:23 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20+5: 8 [1d20=3]
  994. Jan 22 18:56:24 <DamienLunas> 1d20+5
  995. Jan 22 18:56:25 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20+5: 24 [1d20=19]
  996. Jan 22 18:57:03 <DamienLunas> The shedinja quickly manages to take the hit for it's brother
  997. Jan 22 18:57:06 <DamienLunas> when Arthur attacks it
  998. Jan 22 18:57:16 <DamienLunas> However one of the ninjas stumbles a little when it happens
  999. Jan 22 18:58:30 <DamienLunas> "I didn't think he'd make it in time..."
  1000. Jan 22 18:58:40 <DamienLunas> Hope uses her turn to send out dratini
  1001. Jan 22 18:58:45 <DamienLunas> Ninjask's turn!
  1002. Jan 22 18:59:33 <DamienLunas> It moves so fast it looks as if it's teleporting
  1003. Jan 22 18:59:36 <Saru> (fast bug is fast)
  1004. Jan 22 18:59:38 <DamienLunas> and it tries to hit zhu
  1005. Jan 22 18:59:40 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1006. Jan 22 18:59:41 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 1 [1d20=1]
  1007. Jan 22 18:59:42 <Hope> "Now! Nix! Show them your speed!"
  1008. Jan 22 18:59:49 <Hope> 1d20 Extreme Speed
  1009. Jan 22 18:59:50 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, Extreme Speed: 7 [1d20=7]
  1010. Jan 22 18:59:51 <Saru> (hahaha!)
  1011. Jan 22 19:00:01 <Hope> (AC 2)
  1012. Jan 22 19:00:06 <DamienLunas> hits
  1013. Jan 22 19:00:12 <DamienLunas> barely
  1014. Jan 22 19:00:14  Klark has quit (Ping timeout)
  1015. Jan 22 19:00:31 <DamienLunas> (oh nooo)
  1016. Jan 22 19:00:38 <DamienLunas> (roll extremespeed damage :<)
  1017. Jan 22 19:00:45 <Saru> (oh noes :C)
  1018. Jan 22 19:00:49  Six remembers getting smacked in the face by that thing and does not envy the bug.
  1019. Jan 22 19:01:14  Anon812 (Anonymous@sux-94E7153C.jan.bellsouth.net) has joined #turfwars
  1020. Jan 22 19:01:21 <Anon812> (One sec)
  1021. Jan 22 19:01:27 <Anon812> (Net fail at a critical time)
  1022. Jan 22 19:01:29 * Anon812 is now known as AlsoHope
  1023. Jan 22 19:01:33 <AlsoHope> !dm9001 lastlines #20
  1024. Jan 22 19:01:39 <DamienLunas> roll damage
  1025. Jan 22 19:01:54 <AlsoHope> 5d10+16
  1026. Jan 22 19:01:54 <DiceMaid-9001> AlsoHope, 5d10+16: 44 [5d10=3,7,5,7,6]
  1027. Jan 22 19:02:15 <AlsoHope> Nix dashes forward in an equal blur.
  1028. Jan 22 19:02:18 <DamienLunas> The ninjask is intercepted by the golden dragon!
  1029. Jan 22 19:02:41 <DamienLunas> 1d20+5
  1030. Jan 22 19:02:42 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20+5: 24 [1d20=19]
  1031. Jan 22 19:02:49  Saru ... Zhu doesn't even notice this happen, these guys are moving so damn fast.
  1032. Jan 22 19:02:50 <DamienLunas> (wait, can't interrupt an interrupt)
  1033. Jan 22 19:02:53 <AlsoHope> (>interrupting an interrupt)
  1034. Jan 22 19:02:57 <AlsoHope> (Okay good =D)
  1035. Jan 22 19:03:05  Hope has quit (Ping timeout)
  1036. Jan 22 19:03:10 * AlsoHope is now known as Hope
  1037. Jan 22 19:03:14 <DamienLunas> Musashi looks shocked, "My ninjask was beaten in speed?"
  1038. Jan 22 19:03:23 <Hope> The dratini SLAMS its tail into the bug and moves back to Hope's side just as quickly.
  1039. Jan 22 19:04:06 <DamienLunas> "Go sneasel! You can't miss those fire types with this attack!"
  1040. Jan 22 19:04:08  Hope smiles.
  1041. Jan 22 19:04:32 <DamienLunas> 3#1d20 aerial ace on zhu smokes anddratini
  1042. Jan 22 19:04:34 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, aerial ace on zhu smokes anddratini: 14 [1d20=14], 16 [1d20=16], 10 [1d20=10]
  1043. Jan 22 19:04:38 <DamienLunas> dratini is a fire type now
  1044. Jan 22 19:04:59 <DamienLunas> 3#3d10+19 flying damage
  1045. Jan 22 19:05:00 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, flying damage: 35 [3d10=3,9,4], 36 [3d10=10,6,1], 30 [3d10=2,7,2]
  1046. Jan 22 19:05:02  Hope is confused?
  1047. Jan 22 19:05:08 <DamienLunas> (it's not)
  1048. Jan 22 19:05:41 <Hope> Nix takes a hard hit!
  1049. Jan 22 19:05:49 <Hope> He's much more fragile than Trixie!
  1050. Jan 22 19:06:05 <DamienLunas> (still up though?)
  1051. Jan 22 19:06:13 <DamienLunas> (I think he has to be, right?)
  1052. Jan 22 19:06:15 <Hope> (Yeah)
  1053. Jan 22 19:06:18 <Saru> (is it Def before or after doubling?)
  1054. Jan 22 19:06:30 <Six> "Smokes! Not yet! Show them what you're made of!"
  1055. Jan 22 19:06:32 <DamienLunas> (we're doing after for now.)
  1056. Jan 22 19:06:33 <Hope> (Stark said before, but most games do it after)
  1057. Jan 22 19:06:42 <DamienLunas> (wait stark actually said before?)
  1058. Jan 22 19:06:43 <Six> (Smokes is down, not yet!ing)
  1059. Jan 22 19:06:49 <Saru> (Zhu is BARELY up)
  1060. Jan 22 19:06:51 <Hope> (I asked him about it like yesterday)
  1061. Jan 22 19:06:58 <Arthur_Vesper> (He was ON yesterday?)
  1062. Jan 22 19:07:01 <DamienLunas> (We'll fix that starting next game)
  1063. Jan 22 19:07:03 <Hope> (Don't bother switching in the middle of the fight or anything)
  1064. Jan 22 19:07:18 <Hope> (Ok, good)
  1065. Jan 22 19:08:09 <DamienLunas> (gosh you know what would help? if klark actually had his sheet up on the wiki like the good players)
  1066. Jan 22 19:08:28 <DamienLunas> (so You use not yet, six)
  1067. Jan 22 19:08:37 <Six> (indeed.)
  1068. Jan 22 19:08:38 <Saru> (i r gud playr)
  1069. Jan 22 19:08:43 <DamienLunas> (what do you USE)
  1070. Jan 22 19:08:47 <DamienLunas> (roll it bro)
  1071. Jan 22 19:09:04 <Six> 1d20 ember :B
  1072. Jan 22 19:09:05 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, ember :B: 8 [1d20=8]
  1073. Jan 22 19:09:18 <Hope> (I'll upload Hope's shit soon)
  1074. Jan 22 19:09:19 <DamienLunas> hits weavile
  1075. Jan 22 19:09:33 <Six> (that was at sneasel)
  1076. Jan 22 19:09:39 <DamienLunas> it's a weavile I'm just dumb
  1077. Jan 22 19:09:40 <Six> (er, weavile)
  1078. Jan 22 19:09:51 <DamienLunas> and I think I said sneasel once or twice
  1079. Jan 22 19:09:57 <Six> 2d10+12+1d6
  1080. Jan 22 19:09:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 2d10+12+1d6: 28 [2d10=5,8; 1d6=3]
  1081. Jan 22 19:10:36 <DamienLunas> The weavile takes a strong fiery hit
  1082. Jan 22 19:11:10 <DamienLunas> Since klark isn't here
  1083. Jan 22 19:11:17 <DamienLunas> he doesn't get to see this next part
  1084. Jan 22 19:11:25 <DamienLunas> actually I'll be fair. Sirroco, go.
  1085. Jan 22 19:11:29 <DamienLunas> Your turn arthur
  1086. Jan 22 19:12:40 <Arthur_Vesper> 1d20 nitro charge on shedinja
  1087. Jan 22 19:12:41 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur_Vesper, nitro charge on shedinja: 13 [1d20=13]
  1088. Jan 22 19:12:50 <Arthur_Vesper> 4d6+14 does it even matter
  1089. Jan 22 19:12:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur_Vesper, does it even matter: 26 [4d6=6,3,2,1]
  1090. Jan 22 19:13:02 <DamienLunas> Shedinja uses shadow sneak!
  1091. Jan 22 19:13:03 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1092. Jan 22 19:13:03 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 2 [1d20=2]
  1093. Jan 22 19:13:11 <Arthur_Vesper> (whooosh)
  1094. Jan 22 19:13:20 <DamienLunas> it misses like an idiot, charging right into the horse's face
  1095. Jan 22 19:13:24 <DamienLunas> hurrr im a hoers
  1096. Jan 22 19:13:41 <DamienLunas> shedinja clatters to the ground, because his HP is either "Yes" or "No."
  1097. Jan 22 19:14:06 <DamienLunas> Suddenly, you all hear a faint sound of something whistling through the air
  1098. Jan 22 19:14:54 <DamienLunas> The shiftry and the diglett crash back to earth with the force of a meteorite, slamming shiftry onto the ground as the diglett dives back under like it's water.
  1099. Jan 22 19:15:04 <DamienLunas> 3d10+12
  1100. Jan 22 19:15:05 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 3d10+12: 27 [3d10=2,5,8]
  1101. Jan 22 19:15:32 <Hope> (trolololo)
  1102. Jan 22 19:16:06 <DamienLunas> The shiftry looks stunned as he shakes his head around
  1103. Jan 22 19:16:15 <DamienLunas> but he regains his composure
  1104. Jan 22 19:16:47 <DamienLunas> sandile decides to bite the nearest thing. shiftry. nak.
  1105. Jan 22 19:16:48 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1106. Jan 22 19:16:50 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 5 [1d20=5]
  1107. Jan 22 19:17:28 <Saru> (THATS HIS NAME)
  1108. Jan 22 19:17:33 <DamienLunas> 3d10+10
  1109. Jan 22 19:17:35 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 3d10+10: 25 [3d10=9,5,1]
  1110. Jan 22 19:17:56 <DamienLunas> the shiftry is minorly damaged. Nak.
  1111. Jan 22 19:18:26 <DamienLunas> it fires razor leaves at the diglett!
  1112. Jan 22 19:18:27 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1113. Jan 22 19:18:28 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]
  1114. Jan 22 19:18:38 <DamienLunas> 3d10+17
  1115. Jan 22 19:18:39 <Hope> (Bye bye Diglett. ;_;)
  1116. Jan 22 19:18:40 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 3d10+17: 33 [3d10=8,2,6]
  1117. Jan 22 19:18:47 <DamienLunas> yeah that diglett's gone.
  1118. Jan 22 19:18:52 <DamienLunas> Klark returns it presumably
  1119. Jan 22 19:18:59 <DamienLunas> Shedinja is down
  1120. Jan 22 19:19:02 <DamienLunas> Trixie is not even out
  1121. Jan 22 19:19:04 <DamienLunas> it's swalot's turn
  1122. Jan 22 19:19:09 <Hope> Trixie IS out
  1123. Jan 22 19:19:16 <Hope> Hope didn't switch.
  1124. Jan 22 19:19:17 <DamienLunas> oh
  1125. Jan 22 19:19:19 <Hope> She just has both out.
  1126. Jan 22 19:19:30 <DamienLunas> The swalot spits some sludge at zhu
  1127. Jan 22 19:19:32 <DamienLunas> 1d20 bluh
  1128. Jan 22 19:19:33 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, bluh: 1 [1d20=1]
  1129. Jan 22 19:19:39 <DamienLunas> HUGE MISS BLUH BLUH
  1130. Jan 22 19:19:41 <Saru> (YES)
  1131. Jan 22 19:19:52 <DamienLunas> The swalot vomits uncontrollably on the ground. Oh god who thought this was a good idea for a pokemon.
  1132. Jan 22 19:20:07 <DamienLunas> Nix moved, Zhu's turn.
  1133. Jan 22 19:20:12 <Saru> (Zhu has all of 9 aitchpees right now)
  1134. Jan 22 19:20:39 <Saru> (who should i go after...)
  1135. Jan 22 19:20:47 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Six, Saru, Ninjas, Arthur, Klark, Hope | Weavile 21, Sirrocco 20, Sandile 16, Shiftry 13, Swalot 10, Nix 5, Zhu 4
  1136. Jan 22 19:20:55 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Six, Saru, Ninjas, Arthur, Klark, Hope | Weavile 21, Sirrocco 20, Sandile 16, Shiftry 13, Trixie 12, Swalot 10, Nix 5, Zhu 4
  1137. Jan 22 19:21:17 <Saru> 5#1d20 Arm Thrust Weavile
  1138. Jan 22 19:21:18 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, Arm Thrust Weavile: 10 [1d20=10], 16 [1d20=16], 11 [1d20=11], 14 [1d20=14], 11 [1d20=11]
  1139. Jan 22 19:21:27 <Saru> (so many 11s today)
  1140. Jan 22 19:21:28 <DamienLunas> roll to see if you're a murderer
  1141. Jan 22 19:21:50 <Saru> 5d8+1d8+11
  1142. Jan 22 19:21:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 5d8+1d8+11: 39 [5d8=4,2,8,1,5; 1d8=8]
  1143. Jan 22 19:22:06 <Saru> (i always imagine this as the E Honda attacl)
  1144. Jan 22 19:22:39 <DamienLunas> You manage to spare its life as zhu slaps weavile's shit
  1145. Jan 22 19:22:47 <DamienLunas> it goes down handily.
  1146. Jan 22 19:23:03 <DamienLunas> Torkoal is down so...
  1147. Jan 22 19:23:24 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Six, Saru, Ninjas, Arthur, Klark, Hope | Sirrocco 25, Sandile 16, Shiftry 13, Trixie 12, Swalot 10, Nix 5, Zhu 4
  1148. Jan 22 19:23:28 <DamienLunas> Six's turn
  1149. Jan 22 19:24:09  Six lets out Jax!
  1150. Jan 22 19:24:16  Six with Quick Switch!
  1151. Jan 22 19:24:35 <DamienLunas> Musashi is tearing into saru pretty hard with his katana
  1152. Jan 22 19:24:56 <Six> (can I use my other action to be ready to intercept any attacks on Saru?)
  1153. Jan 22 19:25:17 <DamienLunas> (If you want.)
  1154. Jan 22 19:25:23  Six does that then!
  1155. Jan 22 19:25:37 <Six> (/done)
  1156. Jan 22 19:25:54  Saru takes another slash at this sword guy.
  1157. Jan 22 19:25:55 <Saru> 1d20
  1158. Jan 22 19:25:55 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20: 14 [1d20=14]
  1159. Jan 22 19:25:58 <DamienLunas> hits
  1160. Jan 22 19:26:03 <Saru> 2d20+6+9
  1161. Jan 22 19:26:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 2d20+6+9: 32 [2d20=16,1]
  1162. Jan 22 19:26:16 <DamienLunas> he's taken a few good hits, but not quite like you.
  1163. Jan 22 19:26:30 <DamienLunas> "I'll show you how a real swordsman fights!
  1164. Jan 22 19:26:39 <DamienLunas> 2#1d20
  1165. Jan 22 19:26:41 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 2#1d20: 17 [1d20=17], 12 [1d20=12]
  1166. Jan 22 19:27:29 <Saru> (Dex mod is 6, so)
  1167. Jan 22 19:27:31 <DamienLunas> He crosses his swords and slices at saru
  1168. Jan 22 19:27:41 <DamienLunas> (those will hit)
  1169. Jan 22 19:27:46  Six intercepts!
  1170. Jan 22 19:27:59 <DamienLunas> (I'd say roll dex but you're a ninja.)
  1171. Jan 22 19:28:07 <DamienLunas> (and I think you have a license to be a ninja as a class feature)
  1172. Jan 22 19:28:25 <Hope> (You should see what Steve does)
  1173. Jan 22 19:28:29 <DamienLunas> 7d10+14
  1174. Jan 22 19:28:31 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 7d10+14: 48 [7d10=1,7,9,1,1,6,9]
  1175. Jan 22 19:28:32 <DamienLunas> 2d20+14
  1176. Jan 22 19:28:33 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 2d20+14: 34 [2d20=11,9]
  1177. Jan 22 19:28:41 <Six> (well, technically only if its flips. So .. in order for it to work .. I have to -flip into the path of the blades-)
  1178. Jan 22 19:28:46 <Six> ( <:3c )
  1179. Jan 22 19:29:01 <Six> (ninja: powered by nonsensium)
  1180. Jan 22 19:29:16 <DamienLunas> Six flips in front of Saru and takes the hits. "Hmph, fool."
  1181. Jan 22 19:29:22 <DamienLunas> 3#1d20
  1182. Jan 22 19:29:23 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 3#1d20: 20 [1d20=20], 1 [1d20=1], 1 [1d20=1]
  1183. Jan 22 19:29:41 <Saru> (hah, classic)
  1184. Jan 22 19:29:54 <Arthur_Vesper> (welp)
  1185. Jan 22 19:30:13 <DamienLunas> 2d20+14
  1186. Jan 22 19:30:15 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 2d20+14: 45 [2d20=14,17]
  1187. Jan 22 19:30:20 <DamienLunas> wait no
  1188. Jan 22 19:30:31 <DamienLunas> it's automatic 57 damage
  1189. Jan 22 19:30:43 <Six> (not 54?)
  1190. Jan 22 19:30:49 <DamienLunas> 54 right
  1191. Jan 22 19:31:10  Six takes the hits like a champ.
  1192. Jan 22 19:31:28 <DamienLunas> One of them throws a shuriken which sears his clothes
  1193. Jan 22 19:31:39 <DamienLunas> but he stands up still.
  1194. Jan 22 19:31:51 <DamienLunas> They's done
  1195. Jan 22 19:31:53 <DamienLunas> Arthur's turn
  1196. Jan 22 19:32:11 <Arthur_Vesper> 1d20 gust onnnnn SHIFTRY
  1197. Jan 22 19:32:12 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur_Vesper, gust onnnnn SHIFTRY: 15 [1d20=15]
  1198. Jan 22 19:32:18 <Arthur_Vesper> 2d10+4 :I
  1199. Jan 22 19:32:18 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur_Vesper, :I: 21 [2d10=10,7]
  1200. Jan 22 19:32:34 <DamienLunas> (arthur why not air cutter)
  1201. Jan 22 19:32:38 <DamienLunas> (I thought you took tha)
  1202. Jan 22 19:32:47 <Arthur_Vesper> (nope)
  1203. Jan 22 19:32:51 <Arthur_Vesper> (I took thunder wave anyway :3)
  1204. Jan 22 19:33:03 <DamienLunas> (:|)
  1205. Jan 22 19:33:20 <Arthur_Vesper> (air cutter is next level and after that...i can just hope right)
  1206. Jan 22 19:33:27 <Arthur_Vesper> (for tailwind or something)
  1207. Jan 22 19:33:49 <DamienLunas> The shiftry barely hangs on...
  1208. Jan 22 19:34:07 <DamienLunas> Hope's turn
  1209. Jan 22 19:34:32 <Hope> "Are you okay, Nix? Take a rest, alright?" She returns him. Turn done.
  1210. Jan 22 19:34:46 <DamienLunas> Sirroco's turn, arthur
  1211. Jan 22 19:34:58 <Six> (Jax speed is 7, btw)
  1212. Jan 22 19:35:20 <Arthur_Vesper> 1d20 double kick to finish shiftry
  1213. Jan 22 19:35:20 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Six, Saru, Ninjas, Arthur, Klark, Hope | Sirrocco 25, Sandile 16, Shiftry 13, Trixie 12, Swalot 10, Jax 7, Zhu 4
  1214. Jan 22 19:35:21 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur_Vesper, double kick to finish shiftry: 12 [1d20=12]
  1215. Jan 22 19:35:27 <Arthur_Vesper> 1d12+14
  1216. Jan 22 19:35:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur_Vesper, 1d12+14: 19 [1d12=5]
  1217. Jan 22 19:35:42 <DamienLunas> Sirrocco rushes forwards and kicks shiftry outta there.
  1218. Jan 22 19:35:58 <DamienLunas> "Hmph, an eye for an eye, is it?"
  1219. Jan 22 19:36:08 <DamienLunas> (wait disregard)
  1220. Jan 22 19:36:14 <DamienLunas> sandile's turn
  1221. Jan 22 19:36:16 <DamienLunas> 1d20 nak
  1222. Jan 22 19:36:17 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, nak: 18 [1d20=18]
  1223. Jan 22 19:36:30 <DamienLunas> it naks the hell out of swalot and bites it.
  1224. Jan 22 19:36:59 <DamienLunas> 3d10+10
  1225. Jan 22 19:37:01 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 3d10+10: 17 [3d10=4,1,2]
  1226. Jan 22 19:37:26 <DamienLunas> Swalot promptly flips the fuck out at the little thing nakking on it, causing it to panic and not hear its orders
  1227. Jan 22 19:37:49 <DamienLunas> Trixie's turn
  1228. Jan 22 19:38:27 <Hope> "Okay, Trixie..."
  1229. Jan 22 19:38:42 <Hope> "Faint! Attack!"
  1230. Jan 22 19:38:45 <Hope> 1d20 crit check
  1231. Jan 22 19:38:46 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, crit check: 15 [1d20=15]
  1232. Jan 22 19:38:49 <Hope> Nope
  1233. Jan 22 19:38:57 <Hope> 3d10+5+1d8
  1234. Jan 22 19:38:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 3d10+5+1d8: 20 [3d10=4,5,3; 1d8=3]
  1235. Jan 22 19:39:04 <Hope> (Oh wow)
  1236. Jan 22 19:39:22 <Hope> Trixie rushes in with a no-miss attack against the Swalot.
  1237. Jan 22 19:39:40 <DamienLunas> The swalot gets smacked but is still trying to shake off the little croc so it does not retaliate
  1238. Jan 22 19:39:41 <DamienLunas> Jax's turn
  1239. Jan 22 19:40:08 <Six> 1d20 smackin' some bitches with mah pimp cane
  1240. Jan 22 19:40:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, smackin' some bitches with mah pimp cane: 8 [1d20=8]
  1241. Jan 22 19:40:20 <Six> (bone club on swalot)
  1242. Jan 22 19:40:29 <Six> (ac 5)
  1243. Jan 22 19:40:33 <DamienLunas> barely hits!
  1244. Jan 22 19:40:50 <Six> 2d20+25+1d8
  1245. Jan 22 19:40:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 2d20+25+1d8: 61 [2d20=15,16; 1d8=5]
  1246. Jan 22 19:41:44 <DamienLunas> He marowaks it outta the park! The bone club strikes the swalot and it tumbles away deflating slightly.
  1247. Jan 22 19:41:55 <DamienLunas> "No good... we're all out of pokemon already!"
  1248. Jan 22 19:42:33 <Arthur_Vesper> "Don't tell me this is going to end in another crazy desperation move."
  1249. Jan 22 19:42:34  Hope waits to see their reaction.
  1250. Jan 22 19:42:50 <Hope> "The way these things go, we have to deal with their leader next..."
  1251. Jan 22 19:43:04 <DamienLunas> "You think the end is here already?" says a voice from behind arthur.
  1252. Jan 22 19:43:18 <Arthur_Vesper> "It is now!"
  1253. Jan 22 19:43:32 <Six> "Ah, right on cue. Perfect."
  1254. Jan 22 19:44:24 <DamienLunas> "Your true fight is only now beginning." says their leader, dressed in all red instead of black.
  1255. Jan 22 19:45:01 <Hope> "Sounds good."
  1256. Jan 22 19:46:20 <DamienLunas> The three remaining ninjas drag their fallen comrade off. Even Musashi sheathes his swords dissapointed.
  1257. Jan 22 19:46:35 <DamienLunas> "You did well, Musashi-San."
  1258. Jan 22 19:46:40 <DamienLunas> "Thank you, Hayato-Sama."
  1259. Jan 22 19:48:06  Hope turns to face the leader. Hmm.
  1260. Jan 22 19:48:11  Hope puts her crowbar away.
  1261. Jan 22 19:48:18  Arthur_Vesper coughs out a 'yarou' quietly while snickering.
  1262. Jan 22 19:48:37 <Arthur_Vesper> "Coverage, you understand. Anyway, we starting this?"
  1263. Jan 22 19:48:52 <DamienLunas> The man in red jumps over all your heads calls out his pokemon. It is a strange floating bug creature with a cross mark on its head and flowing bandage-like carapace.
  1264. Jan 22 19:49:06 <DamienLunas> "Very well."
  1265. Jan 22 19:49:36  Hope hmmms at this thing. If only Mira was here.
  1266. Jan 22 19:50:17 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Hayaro, Six, Saru, Arthur, Klark, Hope | Acellgor Sirrocco 25,, Trixie 12, Jax 7, Zhu 4
  1267. Jan 22 19:50:59 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Hayaro, Six, Saru, Arthur, Klark, Hope | Acellgor 31, Sirrocco 25, Trixie 12, Jax 7, Zhu 4
  1268. Jan 22 19:51:49 <DamienLunas> Hayato pulls out a sword and quickly dashes over to Six and Saru! He seems to be almost 3 times faster than the other ninjas!
  1269. Jan 22 19:51:52 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1270. Jan 22 19:51:54 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]
  1271. Jan 22 19:51:55 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1272. Jan 22 19:51:56 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 5 [1d20=5]
  1273. Jan 22 19:52:18 <Saru> (but also 3x derper)
  1274. Jan 22 19:52:20 <DamienLunas> "Not a bad start."
  1275. Jan 22 19:52:48  Six moves in tandem with Saru to block the blows.
  1276. Jan 22 19:53:29 <DamienLunas> Six's turn
  1277. Jan 22 19:54:02  Six reaches into his coat, throwing two daggers as his hand come back out!
  1278. Jan 22 19:54:06 <Six> 2#1d20
  1279. Jan 22 19:54:07 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 2#1d20: 9 [1d20=9], 13 [1d20=13]
  1280. Jan 22 19:54:27 <Six> "Heh. Not bad yourself."
  1281. Jan 22 19:54:31 <Six> (assuming those don't hit)
  1282. Jan 22 19:54:33 <DamienLunas> He dodges both easily. "Not quite!"
  1283. Jan 22 19:55:06  Six now only has one knife left!
  1284. Jan 22 19:55:27  Saru follows up with his own blade.
  1285. Jan 22 19:55:28 <Saru> 1d20
  1286. Jan 22 19:55:28 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]
  1287. Jan 22 19:56:17 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1288. Jan 22 19:56:18 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
  1289. Jan 22 19:56:20 <DamienLunas> hits
  1290. Jan 22 19:56:24 <Saru> 2d20+15
  1291. Jan 22 19:56:25 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 2d20+15: 51 [2d20=19,17]
  1292. Jan 22 19:56:36  Six grins.
  1293. Jan 22 19:57:10 <DamienLunas> He avoids cuts by blocking with his armguards, but it's still a savage blow. Saru really uses it more like a club anyway.
  1294. Jan 22 19:57:27 <DamienLunas> "I underestimated you."
  1295. Jan 22 19:58:13 <DamienLunas> Arthur's turn
  1296. Jan 22 19:58:43  Arthur_Vesper maneuvers around so as to not hit anybody else when he aims for the ninja's legs.
  1297. Jan 22 19:58:46 <Arthur_Vesper> (bam, paralyzed)
  1298. Jan 22 19:59:19 <DamienLunas> (using thunder wave on him?)
  1299. Jan 22 19:59:33 <Hope> (inb4 massage therapist)
  1300. Jan 22 20:00:16 <DamienLunas> (arthur are you using thunder wave on him)
  1301. Jan 22 20:00:35 <Arthur_Vesper> (yes.)
  1302. Jan 22 20:00:52 <DamienLunas> (because you really can't hit him with thunder wave from here without hitting your allies since one is right up in his grill.)
  1303. Jan 22 20:01:04 <Arthur_Vesper> (oh really)
  1304. Jan 22 20:01:10 <Arthur_Vesper> 1d20 shock wave crit check then
  1305. Jan 22 20:01:11 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur_Vesper, shock wave crit check then: 3 [1d20=3]
  1306. Jan 22 20:01:12 <DamienLunas> (Columns as near as I can figure)
  1307. Jan 22 20:01:17 <Arthur_Vesper> 3d10+4
  1308. Jan 22 20:01:17 <DamienLunas> (are sort of like really wide beams)
  1309. Jan 22 20:01:18 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur_Vesper, 3d10+4: 12 [3d10=4,1,3]
  1310. Jan 22 20:01:29 <Arthur_Vesper> ("wide beams" makes sense)
  1311. Jan 22 20:01:50 <DamienLunas> "Muda da!"
  1312. Jan 22 20:01:57 <DamienLunas> He guards with his bracers
  1313. Jan 22 20:02:32 <Hope> (What is he, The Shredder?)
  1314. Jan 22 20:02:36 <DamienLunas> (damage reductions)
  1315. Jan 22 20:02:42 <DamienLunas> (not that he needed it)
  1316. Jan 22 20:02:47 <Hope> (I'm imagining him as the Shredder now)
  1317. Jan 22 20:02:50 <DamienLunas> (that thing can intercept immediately)
  1318. Jan 22 20:02:55 <DamienLunas> (and it would have soaked up all the damage)
  1319. Jan 22 20:02:57 <DamienLunas> Hope's turn
  1320. Jan 22 20:03:10 <DamienLunas> (Picture more like a more menacing FF3 ninja)
  1321. Jan 22 20:03:16  Hope tosses a pokeball into the middle of her allies.
  1322. Jan 22 20:03:31 <Hope> "Let's go, Kumiho!" she yells as the newly christened Ditto pops out.
  1323. Jan 22 20:03:36 <Hope> Speed 19
  1324. Jan 22 20:03:41 <DamienLunas> who does it transform into?
  1325. Jan 22 20:03:48 <Hope> Acellgor.
  1326. Jan 22 20:04:01 <Hope> Because I am very unsure about trying to copy Hayato
  1327. Jan 22 20:04:44 <DamienLunas> It transforms into the accelgor.
  1328. Jan 22 20:04:47 <Hope> (inb4 I offended their Japanese sensibilities with korean words)
  1329. Jan 22 20:05:06 <DamienLunas> "An imposter? Show her the difference between us!"
  1330. Jan 22 20:05:09 <DamienLunas> 1d20 sludge bomb
  1331. Jan 22 20:05:10 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, sludge bomb: 13 [1d20=13]
  1332. Jan 22 20:05:13 <DamienLunas> hits
  1333. Jan 22 20:05:43 <DamienLunas> 3d20+21
  1334. Jan 22 20:05:45 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 3d20+21: 58 [3d20=12,20,5]
  1335. Jan 22 20:05:51 <Hope> (Oh ouch)
  1336. Jan 22 20:05:56 <Hope> (That's a death save right there)
  1337. Jan 22 20:06:07 <Saru> (holy crap)
  1338. Jan 22 20:06:28 <Hope> 1d100 Ditto dies in the first battle I use it in
  1339. Jan 22 20:06:29 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, Ditto dies in the first battle I use it in: 84 [1d100=84]
  1340. Jan 22 20:06:31 <DamienLunas> (Hope)
  1341. Jan 22 20:06:35 <Hope> (Hm?)
  1342. Jan 22 20:06:39 <DamienLunas> (you do realize this is not gen 1 and bug isn't weak to poison right)
  1343. Jan 22 20:06:45 <Hope> (Oh)
  1344. Jan 22 20:06:48 <Hope> (DERP)
  1345. Jan 22 20:06:57 <DamienLunas> (HONESTLY)
  1346. Jan 22 20:06:59 <Hope> And just as soon as the ditto comes out, it is knocked the fuck out.
  1347. Jan 22 20:07:13 <Hope> (Still -3 HP)
  1348. Jan 22 20:07:34 <Hope> "That is a good difference."
  1349. Jan 22 20:07:46 <DamienLunas> Sirrocco's turn
  1350. Jan 22 20:07:47  Hope frowns.
  1351. Jan 22 20:08:07 <DamienLunas> (battle moves aren't refreshed sadly)
  1352. Jan 22 20:08:39 <Arthur_Vesper> "Get ready, we're going to pull THAT again."
  1353. Jan 22 20:08:54 <Arthur_Vesper> (It occurs to me that the shock wave should've been drawn to her, hurp derf)
  1354. Jan 22 20:09:05 <Arthur_Vesper> (anyway charge)
  1355. Jan 22 20:09:19 <Arthur_Vesper> (do i still get the special attack increase since it didn't do any damage)
  1356. Jan 22 20:09:29 <DamienLunas> (nope.)
  1357. Jan 22 20:09:48 <DamienLunas> Trixie's turn
  1358. Jan 22 20:09:59 <Hope> (Okay, how is the Accelgor positioned?)
  1359. Jan 22 20:10:03 <Hope> (In regards to allies)
  1360. Jan 22 20:10:22 <DamienLunas> (not close to allies)
  1361. Jan 22 20:10:37 <Hope> "Trace, then move in and zap it with Confuse Ray!"
  1362. Jan 22 20:10:44 <DamienLunas> (doesn't miss, right?)
  1363. Jan 22 20:10:52 <Hope> Trixie weaves between Hope's legs, maneuvering for a better position.
  1364. Jan 22 20:10:53 <Hope> (Right)
  1365. Jan 22 20:11:17 <DamienLunas> She fires off a confuse ray at the creature making it seem like it can't control its own speed
  1366. Jan 22 20:11:25 <Hope> She looks deep into the Accelgor's mind, copying its ability.
  1367. Jan 22 20:11:27 <DamienLunas> however then it bites down on a small green berry.
  1368. Jan 22 20:11:29 <DamienLunas> You copied
  1369. Jan 22 20:11:31 <DamienLunas> unburden
  1370. Jan 22 20:11:54 <Hope> "What?!"
  1371. Jan 22 20:12:20 <DamienLunas> Hayaro, Six, Saru, Arthur, Klark, Hope | Acellgor 39, Sirrocco 25, Trixie 12, Jax 7, Zhu 4
  1372. Jan 22 20:12:28 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Hayato, Six, Saru, Arthur, Klark, Hope | Acellgor 39, Sirrocco 25, Trixie 12, Jax 7, Zhu 4
  1373. Jan 22 20:12:47 <DamienLunas> Accelgor seems to be moving even faster after that move. Uh oh.
  1374. Jan 22 20:13:26  Hope grimaces.
  1375. Jan 22 20:14:19 <DamienLunas> Jax's move, go six
  1376. Jan 22 20:14:48 <Six> "Jax! Your strongest attack! c'mon, hit!"
  1377. Jan 22 20:14:53 <Six> 1d20 Stone Edge
  1378. Jan 22 20:14:54 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, Stone Edge: 2 [1d20=2]
  1379. Jan 22 20:15:05  Six has quit (Quit: )
  1380. Jan 22 20:15:07  Six (clockwork.@sux-80C7B337.lightspeed.stlsmo.sbcglobal.net) has joined #turfwars
  1381. Jan 22 20:15:14 <Hope> (lol 2)
  1382. Jan 22 20:15:16 <Six> (dicemaid you cunt.)
  1383. Jan 22 20:15:35 <Hope> (*coughprobability-*
  1384. Jan 22 20:15:42 <Hope> (*is assassinated*)
  1385. Jan 22 20:15:45 <DamienLunas> "Too slow to even dream about hitting my Mikiru!"
  1386. Jan 22 20:15:48 <Arthur_Vesper> (Klark has uses, no?)
  1387. Jan 22 20:15:55 <Hope> (Nay)
  1388. Jan 22 20:16:00 <Arthur_Vesper> 1d20 FIIIINE
  1389. Jan 22 20:16:01 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur_Vesper, FIIIINE: 2 [1d20=2]
  1390. Jan 22 20:16:05 <Hope> (He did not get all the typical psychic shi-)
  1391. Jan 22 20:16:08 <Arthur_Vesper> (dicemaid.)
  1392. Jan 22 20:16:11 <Arthur_Vesper> (DICE. MAID.)
  1393. Jan 22 20:16:14 <Saru> 1d20
  1394. Jan 22 20:16:15 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20: 1 [1d20=1]
  1395. Jan 22 20:16:20 <Six> (it's a 2. she insists.)
  1396. Jan 22 20:16:22 <Saru> (fffffuuuu not even)
  1397. Jan 22 20:16:24 <Arthur_Vesper> (NOT EVEN A GODDAMN SHINY)
  1398. Jan 22 20:16:25 <Six> (bahaha.)
  1399. Jan 22 20:17:21 <DamienLunas> Zhu's turn
  1400. Jan 22 20:17:27 <DamienLunas> go saru hahaahahahahahaha
  1401. Jan 22 20:17:41 <Saru> Zhu paws the ground, smoke coming from his nostrils, and then he charges!
  1402. Jan 22 20:17:42 <Saru> 1d20
  1403. Jan 22 20:17:43 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
  1404. Jan 22 20:17:57 <DamienLunas> (nitro charge huh?)
  1405. Jan 22 20:18:54 <DamienLunas> (that will hit)
  1406. Jan 22 20:19:21 <Saru> 3d10+1d8+23+6d10
  1407. Jan 22 20:19:21 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 3d10+1d8+23+6d10: 80 [3d10=7,9,4; 1d8=3; 6d10=4,9,3,7,1,10]
  1408. Jan 22 20:19:32 <Saru> "Zhu! Show him our fighting spirit!"
  1409. Jan 22 20:19:47 <Saru> (also spd 5 now :B)
  1410. Jan 22 20:20:50 <DamienLunas> Zhu charges and tears into Hayato
  1411. Jan 22 20:21:04 <DamienLunas> "Guaagh!"
  1412. Jan 22 20:21:27 <Hope> (Oh, I thought you used it on the accelgor)
  1413. Jan 22 20:21:29 <DamienLunas> "K-Koga ninpou, Kawarimi no Jutsu"
  1414. Jan 22 20:21:36 <Saru> (i did?)
  1415. Jan 22 20:21:43 <DamienLunas> Accelgor is now standing where Hayato was
  1416. Jan 22 20:21:50 <Saru> (oh)
  1417. Jan 22 20:22:38 <DamienLunas> "And now you've dropped your guard."
  1418. Jan 22 20:22:54 <DamienLunas> 1d20 at arthur
  1419. Jan 22 20:22:56 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, at arthur: 9 [1d20=9]
  1420. Jan 22 20:23:14 <DamienLunas> 7d10+28
  1421. Jan 22 20:23:16 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 7d10+28: 64 [7d10=8,3,9,2,5,6,3]
  1422. Jan 22 20:23:58 <Arthur_Vesper> (59 left)
  1423. Jan 22 20:24:05 <DamienLunas> (you used your third probability control)
  1424. Jan 22 20:24:10 <DamienLunas> (You were at 10% for that)
  1425. Jan 22 20:24:15 <Arthur_Vesper> (third?)
  1426. Jan 22 20:24:17 <Hope> )What)
  1427. Jan 22 20:24:21 <DamienLunas> (yeah you used it 3 times)
  1428. Jan 22 20:24:22 <Arthur_Vesper> (I used my second)
  1429. Jan 22 20:24:22 <Hope> (That was his second)
  1430. Jan 22 20:24:23 <Six> (he used two.)
  1431. Jan 22 20:24:38 <Arthur_Vesper> [10:16pm] Saru: 1d20
  1432. Jan 22 20:24:39 <Arthur_Vesper> [10:16pm] DiceMaid-9001: Saru, 1d20: 1 [1d20=1]
  1433. Jan 22 20:24:43 <Six> (the third roll was garu :V)
  1434. Jan 22 20:24:44 <DamienLunas> (you used one before)
  1435. Jan 22 20:24:47 <Saru> (yeah)
  1436. Jan 22 20:24:51 <Arthur_Vesper> (One, not two)
  1437. Jan 22 20:25:00 <Arthur_Vesper> (the perception was you're doing it wrong)
  1438. Jan 22 20:25:03 <DamienLunas> (ohhh)
  1439. Jan 22 20:25:18 <Saru> (of course Arthur has You're Doing It Wrong ;3)
  1440. Jan 22 20:25:19 <DamienLunas> (saru tried to shiny check and confused me >:|)
  1441. Jan 22 20:25:45 <Saru> (sowwy <:3c)
  1442. Jan 22 20:26:44 <DamienLunas> "Get ready for it, Mikiru"
  1443. Jan 22 20:26:49 <DamienLunas> (go, arthur)
  1444. Jan 22 20:27:16 <DamienLunas> (or wait)
  1445. Jan 22 20:27:21 <DamienLunas> (go six)
  1446. Jan 22 20:28:35 <DamienLunas> six it's your turn
  1447. Jan 22 20:28:48 <Six> (*bah, sorry)
  1448. Jan 22 20:29:09 <Six> 1d20 stab!
  1449. Jan 22 20:29:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, stab!: 14 [1d20=14]
  1450. Jan 22 20:29:17 <Six> (curses)
  1451. Jan 22 20:29:19 <DamienLunas> (stabbing who?)
  1452. Jan 22 20:29:33 <Six> (ninjadude)
  1453. Jan 22 20:29:45 <DamienLunas> (Hayato? Oh so you're throwing?)
  1454. Jan 22 20:29:56 <DamienLunas> (He swapped places with accelgor if you remember)
  1455. Jan 22 20:30:02 <Six> (nope, moving to him and stabbing. it's my last knife)
  1456. Jan 22 20:30:17 <DamienLunas> (Also interesting note, you do as much damage with a knife as any other throwing item I think)
  1457. Jan 22 20:30:33 <Hope> (I THROW MARBLES)
  1458. Jan 22 20:30:36 <DamienLunas> (roll damage though)
  1459. Jan 22 20:30:40 <Six> (I know. I could take a turn to pick up a rock or something, but)
  1460. Jan 22 20:31:04 <Six> 1d8+8+1
  1461. Jan 22 20:31:04 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d8+8+1: 15 [1d8=6]
  1462. Jan 22 20:31:27 <DamienLunas> he gets a small gash on his arms
  1463. Jan 22 20:31:41 <DamienLunas> Saru's turn
  1464. Jan 22 20:31:57  Saru moves in to continue hitting this red guy with his machete.
  1465. Jan 22 20:31:59 <Saru> 1d20
  1466. Jan 22 20:31:59 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20: 20 [1d20=20]
  1467. Jan 22 20:32:10 <DamienLunas> (ooh, max damage)
  1468. Jan 22 20:32:14 <Saru> (55 damage is max)
  1469. Jan 22 20:32:28 <Hope> (Way to waste my crit. ;_; I actually do more damage than Saru)
  1470. Jan 22 20:32:28  Six was clearly setting Saru up. Clearly.
  1471. Jan 22 20:32:55 <DamienLunas> Hayato gets sliced by saru's sword, distracted by the tiny dagger.
  1472. Jan 22 20:33:00 <DamienLunas> Arthur's turn
  1473. Jan 22 20:33:20  Arthur_Vesper starts building up energy between the zebra and him.
  1474. Jan 22 20:33:26 <Arthur_Vesper> (thundershock but LIGHTNING ROD)
  1475. Jan 22 20:33:34 <DamienLunas> (okay)
  1476. Jan 22 20:33:40 <DamienLunas> (Hope's turn)
  1477. Jan 22 20:34:16  Hope unfastens her crowbar again and moves in towards Hayato.
  1478. Jan 22 20:34:19 <Hope> 1d20 Crowbarrin
  1479. Jan 22 20:34:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, Crowbarrin: 11 [1d20=11]
  1480. Jan 22 20:34:35 <DamienLunas> He dodges it swiftly.
  1481. Jan 22 20:34:51 <DamienLunas> "This battle is too dangerous for someone as injured as you!"
  1482. Jan 22 20:34:59 <DamienLunas> (Sirrocco's turn)
  1483. Jan 22 20:35:18  Hope blinks, surprised that he cares.
  1484. Jan 22 20:35:24 <Arthur_Vesper> 1d20 crit check on shockwave, on the snail
  1485. Jan 22 20:35:25 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur_Vesper, crit check on shockwave, on the snail: 1 [1d20=1]
  1486. Jan 22 20:35:39 <Arthur_Vesper> 3d10+16 anyway, doubled
  1487. Jan 22 20:35:40 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur_Vesper, anyway, doubled: 25 [3d10=5,3,1]
  1488. Jan 22 20:35:51 <Arthur_Vesper> (dicemaid :I)
  1489. Jan 22 20:36:17 <DamienLunas> The snail barely looks affected by it as it weaves back and forth
  1490. Jan 22 20:37:35 <DamienLunas> Trixie's turn
  1491. Jan 22 20:37:57 <Hope> "Alright, girl... Give Zhu a hand!"
  1492. Jan 22 20:38:11 <Hope> Helping Hand, Zhu's next attack gets +1d20 damage.
  1493. Jan 22 20:38:45 <DamienLunas> Jax's turn six
  1494. Jan 22 20:39:18 <Six> "Jax! Think of something! Use your head!"
  1495. Jan 22 20:39:24 <Six> 1d20 headbutt :B
  1496. Jan 22 20:39:25 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, headbutt :B: 5 [1d20=5]
  1497. Jan 22 20:39:35 <Six> (nope.avi)
  1498. Jan 22 20:39:35 <DamienLunas> hits
  1499. Jan 22 20:39:41 <Six> (really? oh.)
  1500. Jan 22 20:39:50 <DamienLunas> wait
  1501. Jan 22 20:39:51 <DamienLunas> nope
  1502. Jan 22 20:40:01 <DamienLunas> I forgot :3c
  1503. Jan 22 20:40:06 <Hope> (?)
  1504. Jan 22 20:40:07 <DamienLunas> It shifts out of the way easily
  1505. Jan 22 20:40:09 <DamienLunas> Zhu's turn
  1506. Jan 22 20:40:12 <Six> (you raised my hopes and dashed them expertly sir! well done!)
  1507. Jan 22 20:40:17 <Hope> (It's AC 2, and it has 39 speed)
  1508. Jan 22 20:40:20 <Arthur_Vesper> (headbutt is AC3, no?)
  1509. Jan 22 20:40:25 <Hope> (No)
  1510. Jan 22 20:40:31 <Six> (no)
  1511. Jan 22 20:40:38 <DamienLunas> (it's ac 2)
  1512. Jan 22 20:40:40 <DamienLunas> (but it misses)
  1513. Jan 22 20:40:47 <Arthur_Vesper> (does this fucker have 40 def)
  1514. Jan 22 20:40:50 <DamienLunas> (zhu's turn)
  1515. Jan 22 20:40:55 <DamienLunas> (You mean 20 defense?)
  1516. Jan 22 20:41:08 <Saru> 1d20 ember
  1517. Jan 22 20:41:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, ember: 14 [1d20=14]
  1518. Jan 22 20:41:16 <Arthur_Vesper> (OH)
  1519. Jan 22 20:41:32 <DamienLunas> roll damage
  1520. Jan 22 20:41:36 <Saru> 2d20+1d20+1d8+12+6d10
  1521. Jan 22 20:41:37 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 2d20+1d20+1d8+12+6d10: 78 [2d20=11,17; 1d20=6; 1d8=3; 6d10=6,8,2,9,3,1]
  1522. Jan 22 20:41:59 <DamienLunas> (2d20+1d20?!)
  1523. Jan 22 20:42:06 <DamienLunas> (why is it that much?)
  1524. Jan 22 20:42:07 <Saru> (due to helping hand)
  1525. Jan 22 20:42:12 <DamienLunas> (why 2d20?)
  1526. Jan 22 20:42:15 <DamienLunas> (ember is 2d10)
  1527. Jan 22 20:42:26 <Saru> oh whoops, typo)
  1528. Jan 22 20:42:30 <Saru> 2d10+1d20+1d8+12+6d10
  1529. Jan 22 20:42:30 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 2d10+1d20+1d8+12+6d10: 62 [2d10=5,4; 1d20=5; 1d8=7; 6d10=8,4,7,2,6,2]
  1530. Jan 22 20:42:45 <DamienLunas> It looks a little hurt as some of its skin peels away, but it's still up and weaving back and forth as fast as ever.
  1531. Jan 22 20:43:08 <DamienLunas> It really... only looks a little hurt.
  1532. Jan 22 20:43:19 <Hope> (Holy god)
  1533. Jan 22 20:43:39 <DamienLunas> Hayato smiles, "Koga Ninpou: Utsusemi no Jutsu"
  1534. Jan 22 20:44:07 <Saru> "Stop talking gibberish!"
  1535. Jan 22 20:44:43 <Hope> "It's another language. Like the banditos?"
  1536. Jan 22 20:44:55 <DamienLunas> "Fine then, I'll use a technique you can get."
  1537. Jan 22 20:45:22 <DamienLunas> He flips out of your range and throws a purple ball into the air which expands into a gigantic ball of sludge
  1538. Jan 22 20:45:28 <DamienLunas> 1d20 "Gunk Shot!"
  1539. Jan 22 20:45:29 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, "Gunk Shot!": 18 [1d20=18]
  1540. Jan 22 20:46:05 <DamienLunas> 5d20
  1541. Jan 22 20:46:06 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 5d20: 56 [5d20=9,19,12,6,10]
  1542. Jan 22 20:46:37 <DamienLunas> +14
  1543. Jan 22 20:46:41 <DamienLunas> (wait)
  1544. Jan 22 20:46:49 <Arthur_Vesper> (who does this hit)
  1545. Jan 22 20:47:06 <DamienLunas> (oh, hits everyone who just hit him in melee)
  1546. Jan 22 20:47:13 <Arthur_Vesper> (so i'm safe)
  1547. Jan 22 20:47:17 <DamienLunas> (so saru, six, hope, arthur if he didn't move)
  1548. Jan 22 20:47:23 <DamienLunas> (did arthur move?)
  1549. Jan 22 20:47:29 <Arthur_Vesper> (I've been out of melee)
  1550. Jan 22 20:47:31 <Saru> (im... still up. with 2 hps)
  1551. Jan 22 20:47:37 <DamienLunas> (he stabbed you last turn arthur)
  1552. Jan 22 20:47:55 <Arthur_Vesper> (oh right. still.)
  1553. Jan 22 20:48:02 <Arthur_Vesper> (Had to have moved to get close to thundershock?)
  1554. Jan 22 20:48:21 <DamienLunas> (btw saru what level does your pignite need to evolve)
  1555. Jan 22 20:48:25 <DamienLunas> (What do you mean arthur)
  1556. Jan 22 20:48:28 <DamienLunas> (Thundershock is ranged)
  1557. Jan 22 20:48:38 <Saru> (36 according to the thing on PTA forums)
  1558. Jan 22 20:48:43 <Arthur_Vesper> (I mean I am no way standing near that crazy ninja guy)
  1559. Jan 22 20:48:47  Six has taken exactly an entire buttload of damage!
  1560. Jan 22 20:49:00 <DamienLunas> (Is six still up?)
  1561. Jan 22 20:49:05 <DamienLunas> (what level is he now saru?)
  1562. Jan 22 20:49:07 <Six> (yes)
  1563. Jan 22 20:49:12 <Saru> (30)
  1564. Jan 22 20:49:19  Hope gasps as she's covered in the gunk. FUCKING OW.
  1565. Jan 22 20:49:28 <Saru> (he's also barely hanging on with 9 hps)
  1566. Jan 22 20:49:57 <Arthur_Vesper> (also gunk shot poisons on 11-20)
  1567. Jan 22 20:50:12 <DamienLunas> (jesus, is it supposed to do that?)
  1568. Jan 22 20:50:13 <Hope> (18 HP left)
  1569. Jan 22 20:50:15 <Arthur_Vesper> (also also, in during this guy is the real pokemon)
  1570. Jan 22 20:50:23 <Hope> (Gunk shot is powerful)
  1571. Jan 22 20:50:30 <Arthur_Vesper> (gunk shot is AC7 and center)
  1572. Jan 22 20:50:42 <Hope> (Aeroblast crits on 11-20 but does 1d20 damage less)
  1573. Jan 22 20:50:48 <DamienLunas> (Arthur, if you got hit, how much hp do you have?)
  1574. Jan 22 20:50:48 <Hope> (So this is sort of similar)
  1575. Jan 22 20:51:12 <Arthur_Vesper> (-7)
  1576. Jan 22 20:51:20 <Hope> (He's not near the guy)
  1577. Jan 22 20:51:23 <Hope> (He said that already)
  1578. Jan 22 20:51:28 <Arthur_Vesper> (but yes)
  1579. Jan 22 20:51:29 <Six> (if one of you had high dex I could try to 'hey look out' you, but probably not worth it...)
  1580. Jan 22 20:51:42  Hope accidentally ingests some of the gunk. Ew.
  1581. Jan 22 20:52:03 <DamienLunas> (Arthur's still up then.)
  1582. Jan 22 20:52:11 <Six> (oh, important note: do I manage to shield Eris from the gunk, or do I have to take her share of the damage too?)
  1583. Jan 22 20:52:20 <Arthur_Vesper> (SURE WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE KLARK WORKING)
  1584. Jan 22 20:52:29 <DamienLunas> (She can avoid it. She hasn't been fighting)
  1585. Jan 22 20:52:32 <Saru> (yeah, healing would be really nice here and now)
  1586. Jan 22 20:53:57 <DamienLunas> (it's six's turn)
  1587. Jan 22 20:54:04 <Six> (hmmm)
  1588. Jan 22 20:54:24 <Hope> (How many antidotes do we have?)
  1589. Jan 22 20:54:45  Six moves to pick up one of the throwing stars from earlier, and throws it at ninjaman!
  1590. Jan 22 20:54:51 <Six> 1d20
  1591. Jan 22 20:54:52 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
  1592. Jan 22 20:55:02 <Six> (sadness.)
  1593. Jan 22 20:55:26 <DamienLunas> He dodges it without even moving his legs.
  1594. Jan 22 20:56:00 <Saru> (ugh, i dunno... if he hits me again im done, but he can also lolrange so)
  1595. Jan 22 20:57:30 <Six> (nono guys I have a SEKERETU WEEPON.)
  1596. Jan 22 20:57:37 <Saru> (suggestions?)
  1597. Jan 22 20:57:50 <Six> (of course dicemaid will probably fuck me sideways, but...)
  1598. Jan 22 20:58:04 <DamienLunas> (I know something good saru could do but... he needs to think of it."
  1599. Jan 22 20:58:07 <DamienLunas> )*
  1600. Jan 22 20:58:56 <Saru> (blugh... i could Intuitive Logic it)
  1601. Jan 22 20:59:27 <DamienLunas> (what do you mean, saru?)
  1602. Jan 22 20:59:37 <Arthur_Vesper> (One more turn of charging and I could shock his shit BUT...)
  1603. Jan 22 20:59:37 <DamienLunas> (Why couldn't you keep attacking?)
  1604. Jan 22 20:59:53 <Saru> (the reason im hesitant on that is that ive only got 2 hp left)
  1605. Jan 22 21:00:10 <DamienLunas> (What's to stop him from attacking you anyway? But really I wouldn't do either of those things)
  1606. Jan 22 21:00:22 <DamienLunas> (wait... well maybe I would.)
  1607. Jan 22 21:00:35 <DamienLunas> (no I probably wouldn't)
  1608. Jan 22 21:00:38 <Saru> (i have no idea what this other thing you refernece would be)
  1609. Jan 22 21:01:03 <DamienLunas> (how sad.)
  1610. Jan 22 21:01:14 <Saru> (this counts as a gym battle, right?)
  1611. Jan 22 21:01:24 <DamienLunas> (What, you gonna try to use back off?)
  1612. Jan 22 21:01:46 <Saru> (again, when i say i have not the first clue what else i could try, i mean that whole heartedly)
  1613. Jan 22 21:01:47 <Arthur_Vesper> (READ YOUR SHEET WELL.)
  1614. Jan 22 21:03:06 <Saru> (look, im okay with DL being vague because he's the GM, but if other players see something obvious that im missing please tell me)
  1615. Jan 22 21:03:21 <Arthur_Vesper> (protip i do not have your sheet)
  1616. Jan 22 21:03:27 <DamienLunas> http://paradoxhaze.wikidot.com/saru
  1617. Jan 22 21:03:28 <Arthur_Vesper> (but it's probably on there?)
  1618. Jan 22 21:03:51 <Arthur_Vesper> (potions?)
  1619. Jan 22 21:04:13 <Saru> (i was thinking of just giving one to Zhu so he stays up)
  1620. Jan 22 21:04:16 <DamienLunas> (1 potion wouldn't keep him up from another attack)
  1621. Jan 22 21:04:20 <Saru> (wait, can trainers use them?)
  1622. Jan 22 21:04:39 <DamienLunas> (either of you would go down from another attack even after a potion I think)
  1623. Jan 22 21:04:46 <Saru> (yeah)
  1624. Jan 22 21:04:50 <Arthur_Vesper> (no body focus?)
  1625. Jan 22 21:05:02 <Six> (could you do weird ranger things?)
  1626. Jan 22 21:05:03 <DamienLunas> (Nope, his features pretty much won't help him here)
  1627. Jan 22 21:05:11 <Hope> (protip: Body Focus can work on other people or pokemon)
  1628. Jan 22 21:05:13 <Hope> (Looking at Six)
  1629. Jan 22 21:05:38 <Saru> (i dont have it, i felt like i had looked at before and hadnt qualified, but now i look at it and i do. thats annoying)
  1630. Jan 22 21:06:01 <Saru> (im drawing a complete blank so im just gonna go hit this guy again)
  1631. Jan 22 21:06:24 <Six> (uh, I believe in you always helps)
  1632. Jan 22 21:06:24 <DamienLunas> (okay, roll it)
  1633. Jan 22 21:06:34 <Saru> (i already used it twice)
  1634. Jan 22 21:06:35 <Saru> 1d20
  1635. Jan 22 21:06:36 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20: 1 [1d20=1]
  1636. Jan 22 21:06:37 <DamienLunas> (He doesn't have another u-wait)
  1637. Jan 22 21:06:44 <Saru> (and of course)
  1638. Jan 22 21:06:57 <DamienLunas> (saru what was the first thing you used I believe in you on)
  1639. Jan 22 21:07:07 <Saru> (Nitro Charge)
  1640. Jan 22 21:07:11 <Hope> (Hayato, as I recall)
  1641. Jan 22 21:07:18 <Arthur_Vesper> (also i believe in you doesn't require a roll does it)
  1642. Jan 22 21:07:18 <DamienLunas> (ah, yeah so that did hit...)
  1643. Jan 22 21:07:19 <Hope> (And then the second was on an ember against acellgor)
  1644. Jan 22 21:07:21 <Saru> (it hit Hayato due to ninja shenanigans)
  1645. Jan 22 21:07:36 <DamienLunas> (You do have another usage.)
  1646. Jan 22 21:08:01 <DamienLunas> Arthur's turn
  1647. Jan 22 21:08:01 <Saru> (i only have 2, i used it a second time on the Ember on the acellgor)
  1648. Jan 22 21:08:09 <DamienLunas> (You have another usage)
  1649. Jan 22 21:08:18 <Hope> (:3c)
  1650. Jan 22 21:08:19 <Hope> (Plooot)
  1651. Jan 22 21:08:29 <Saru> (fair nough)
  1652. Jan 22 21:08:39 <DamienLunas> (Not quite plot hope)
  1653. Jan 22 21:09:29 <Arthur_Vesper> (more thundershock charging up)
  1654. Jan 22 21:09:31  Saru comes at the ninja with his blade again, but trips in the sludge and missed terribly.
  1655. Jan 22 21:09:41 <DamienLunas> Hope's turn
  1656. Jan 22 21:10:15  Hope chokes on the poison (-1/8 HP lol) but she stands firm...
  1657. Jan 22 21:10:54 <Hope> "I may be injured, but I won't be up long like this anyhow... It's the nature of the Ribbonwood Immortals to not give up, to keep pressing ourselves... And rise from the ashes."
  1658. Jan 22 21:10:55 <DamienLunas> Hope doing anything else?
  1659. Jan 22 21:11:00  Hope grips her crowbar and swings.
  1660. Jan 22 21:11:01 <Hope> 1d20
  1661. Jan 22 21:11:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 1d20: 14 [1d20=14]
  1662. Jan 22 21:11:08 <Six> (this poison is gonna kill me in three turns. that's assuming no other damage though...)
  1663. Jan 22 21:11:13 <DamienLunas> Hope's determination is rewarded
  1664. Jan 22 21:11:17 <DamienLunas> (three turns?)
  1665. Jan 22 21:11:20 <Hope> 7d10+6
  1666. Jan 22 21:11:20 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 7d10+6: 42 [7d10=1,7,3,10,3,10,2]
  1667. Jan 22 21:11:49 <DamienLunas> (and it's 1/10th hp hope)
  1668. Jan 22 21:12:01 <Hope> (Oh)
  1669. Jan 22 21:12:14 <Hope> (Well, good. I'm up for two more turns instead of one more)
  1670. Jan 22 21:12:15 <Six> (still 3 turns~)
  1671. Jan 22 21:12:33 <DamienLunas> (wait, is saru down?)
  1672. Jan 22 21:12:50 <Saru> (is it 1/8th of total? i dont know how these things work)
  1673. Jan 22 21:12:53 <Hope> (Oh, if he is, I had a different thought in mind)
  1674. Jan 22 21:12:55 <DamienLunas> (1/10th of total)
  1675. Jan 22 21:13:01 <Saru> (then im down)
  1676. Jan 22 21:13:10 <DamienLunas> (different thought?)
  1677. Jan 22 21:13:13 <Hope> (:| Can I take back the crowbar)
  1678. Jan 22 21:13:18 <Hope> (I'll keep the speech)
  1679. Jan 22 21:13:22 <DamienLunas> (what do you want to do?)
  1680. Jan 22 21:13:30 <DamienLunas> (actually hold on)
  1681. Jan 22 21:13:32 <Arthur_Vesper> (control klark.)
  1682. Jan 22 21:13:32 <DamienLunas> (PM it to me)
  1683. Jan 22 21:14:44 <DamienLunas> accelgor's turn
  1684. Jan 22 21:14:56  Hope will keep the crowbar for now. :(
  1685. Jan 22 21:15:12  Saru collapses due to poison.
  1686. Jan 22 21:15:37  Saru is still trying to move in to hit the ninja when he does, determined to go down swinging.
  1687. Jan 22 21:15:50 <DamienLunas> "Take out the horse first!"
  1688. Jan 22 21:15:53 <DamienLunas> 1d20 bug buzz!
  1689. Jan 22 21:15:55 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, bug buzz!: 15 [1d20=15]
  1690. Jan 22 21:16:11 <DamienLunas> 3d20+21
  1691. Jan 22 21:16:13 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 3d20+21: 49 [3d20=10,3,15]
  1692. Jan 22 21:16:30 <Arthur_Vesper> (still up by a good bit)
  1693. Jan 22 21:16:47 <DamienLunas> Sirrocco's turn
  1694. Jan 22 21:16:48 <Arthur_Vesper> (well, 25)
  1695. Jan 22 21:17:16 <Six> interrupt!
  1696. Jan 22 21:17:27 <Six> 1d20 Leech Seed please hit oh god
  1697. Jan 22 21:17:28 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, Leech Seed please hit oh god: 15 [1d20=15]
  1698. Jan 22 21:17:45 <Arthur_Vesper> "Get out of there and try and pick them off with the next shot, try and avoid its attacks as much as you can while we charge!"
  1699. Jan 22 21:17:47 <DamienLunas> The leech seed lands!
  1700. Jan 22 21:17:54 <Arthur_Vesper> (charge and get the fuck away)
  1701. Jan 22 21:17:57 <DamienLunas> or wait...
  1702. Jan 22 21:17:58 <Arthur_Vesper> (at overland 6)
  1703. Jan 22 21:18:32 <DamienLunas> It... dissapears?
  1704. Jan 22 21:19:06 <Six> (sonuvabitch what)
  1705. Jan 22 21:19:55 <DamienLunas> "A master level ninjutsu technique which allows one to replace themselves with double team copies without the opponent even noticing."
  1706. Jan 22 21:20:36 <Six> ( ... )
  1707. Jan 22 21:20:38 <Six> (it better be taking those 1d10s in damage ;-;)
  1708. Jan 22 21:20:45 <DamienLunas> (of course. I'll even roll them right here)
  1709. Jan 22 21:20:46 <DamienLunas> 3d10
  1710. Jan 22 21:20:48 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 3d10: 22 [3d10=10,7,5]
  1711. Jan 22 21:21:02 <DamienLunas> (and also, THAT is why saru has another use of I believe in you.)
  1712. Jan 22 21:21:13 <DamienLunas> (if I considered that a hit, that'd just be fucking mean. I'd be an asshole.)
  1713. Jan 22 21:21:21 <DamienLunas> Trixie's turn
  1714. Jan 22 21:21:32  Hope looks around for the Accelgor.
  1715. Jan 22 21:21:37 <DamienLunas> The real one finally appears
  1716. Jan 22 21:21:43 <Saru> (doesnt really matter since im down :P)
  1717. Jan 22 21:22:25 <Hope> "Okay, put everything you got into this, Trixie! Bite attack!"
  1718. Jan 22 21:22:34 <Hope> 1d20 Trixie moves in and gnashes her teeth, angrily.
  1719. Jan 22 21:22:35 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, Trixie moves in and gnashes her teeth, angrily.: 10 [1d20=10]
  1720. Jan 22 21:22:44 <DamienLunas> Trixie hits with the bite!
  1721. Jan 22 21:22:50 <DamienLunas> roll damage
  1722. Jan 22 21:22:53 <Hope> 3d10+5+1d8
  1723. Jan 22 21:22:54 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 3d10+5+1d8: 29 [3d10=9,4,5; 1d8=6]
  1724. Jan 22 21:23:42 <Arthur_Vesper> "Flashy reveals still won't do anything, not compared to INFINITE RAW UNBRIDLED POWER." He starts laughing. Maybe all the shocks are getting to him.
  1725. Jan 22 21:23:54 <Hope> (Anyway why would you be an asshole for letting leech seed hit the accelgor)
  1726. Jan 22 21:24:16 <DamienLunas> This one makes contact. It's definitely the real one. And it doesn't seem to like getting hit.
  1727. Jan 22 21:24:17 <Arthur_Vesper> (No he would be an asshole for letting i believe in you be wasted on a double team)
  1728. Jan 22 21:24:19 <Six> (he means the I believe in you)
  1729. Jan 22 21:24:24 <DamienLunas> (Yeah, that would just be a dick move)
  1730. Jan 22 21:24:29 <DamienLunas> (it shouldn't be able to be wasted on that)
  1731. Jan 22 21:24:38 <DamienLunas> Jax's turn
  1732. Jan 22 21:24:42  Hope slumps to her knee.
  1733. Jan 22 21:26:13 <Six> (I made eris go)
  1734. Jan 22 21:26:16 <DamienLunas> Oh
  1735. Jan 22 21:26:20 <DamienLunas> Zhu's turn
  1736. Jan 22 21:26:27 <DamienLunas> Zhu... doesn't know what to do D:
  1737. Jan 22 21:26:33 <DamienLunas> he tries to repeat the last order he was given
  1738. Jan 22 21:26:34 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1739. Jan 22 21:26:35 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]
  1740. Jan 22 21:26:52 <DamienLunas> (wow, barely hits)
  1741. Jan 22 21:27:03 <DamienLunas> roll damage saru
  1742. Jan 22 21:27:12 <Saru> 2d10+12+1d8
  1743. Jan 22 21:27:12 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 2d10+12+1d8: 19 [2d10=4,2; 1d8=1]
  1744. Jan 22 21:27:49 <DamienLunas> The accelgor seems to be quite heavily damaged by that burning attack.
  1745. Jan 22 21:27:59 <DamienLunas> "Don't worry Mikiru, I'll end this for you soon enough."
  1746. Jan 22 21:28:06 <DamienLunas> 1d20 attacking arthur
  1747. Jan 22 21:28:07 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, attacking arthur: 14 [1d20=14]
  1748. Jan 22 21:28:21 <DamienLunas> 7d10+28
  1749. Jan 22 21:28:22 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 7d10+28: 69 [7d10=5,2,7,7,6,4,10]
  1750. Jan 22 21:28:52 <Arthur_Vesper> (annnd down)
  1751. Jan 22 21:28:59 <DamienLunas> Six's turn
  1752. Jan 22 21:28:59  Hope watches this.
  1753. Jan 22 21:29:07 <Saru> (not having Klark is really really bad now)
  1754. Jan 22 21:29:20 <DamienLunas> (yeah, it might be.)
  1755. Jan 22 21:29:20 <Six> 1d20 sleep-powder on the damn bug because why not
  1756. Jan 22 21:29:20 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, sleep-powder on the damn bug because why not: 3 [1d20=3]
  1757. Jan 22 21:29:21 <Arthur_Vesper> "One last shot. Make it count, alright? No chance of...missing..."
  1758. Jan 22 21:29:51 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1759. Jan 22 21:29:52 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
  1760. Jan 22 21:30:16 <DamienLunas> Six can't catch the bug, and Arthur goes down.
  1761. Jan 22 21:30:29 <DamienLunas> Does hope do anything
  1762. Jan 22 21:30:41  Hope swings again at Hayato.
  1763. Jan 22 21:30:43 <Hope> 1d20
  1764. Jan 22 21:30:44 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 1d20: 4 [1d20=4]
  1765. Jan 22 21:30:57  Hope is far too hurt to do anything useful, however, and stumbles backwards instead.
  1766. Jan 22 21:31:05 <DamienLunas> "It's useless. Just give up."
  1767. Jan 22 21:31:06 <Hope> She's succumbing to the poison. (2 HP left)
  1768. Jan 22 21:31:30 <DamienLunas> Accelgor's turn!
  1769. Jan 22 21:32:05 <Saru> (do i keep taking damage from poison if you're down?)
  1770. Jan 22 21:32:13 <DamienLunas> (nah)
  1771. Jan 22 21:32:31 <DamienLunas> "The zebra is done without its master. Attack the one swinging the bone."
  1772. Jan 22 21:32:34 <DamienLunas> 1d20 energy ball
  1773. Jan 22 21:32:35 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, energy ball: 7 [1d20=7]
  1774. Jan 22 21:32:48 <Arthur_Vesper> (zebraika is int 4, one more shot)
  1775. Jan 22 21:32:50 <DamienLunas> 5d10+21
  1776. Jan 22 21:32:51 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 5d10+21: 53 [5d10=8,8,6,4,6]
  1777. Jan 22 21:32:55 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1778. Jan 22 21:32:57 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]
  1779. Jan 22 21:33:05 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1780. Jan 22 21:33:06 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 2 [1d20=2]
  1781. Jan 22 21:34:08 <DamienLunas> 1d100
  1782. Jan 22 21:34:10 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d100: 27 [1d100=27]
  1783. Jan 22 21:34:18 <DamienLunas> The zebra... can't figure out what to do but charge up more!
  1784. Jan 22 21:34:32 <DamienLunas> Trixie's turn.
  1785. Jan 22 21:34:33 <Arthur_Vesper> (charge is eot)
  1786. Jan 22 21:34:37 <Arthur_Vesper> (it can only attack)
  1787. Jan 22 21:34:46 <DamienLunas> (how many attacks does it have then)
  1788. Jan 22 21:35:11 <Arthur_Vesper> (6 valid ones)
  1789. Jan 22 21:35:15 <Six> (welp, there goes Jax)
  1790. Jan 22 21:35:17 <DamienLunas> 1d6
  1791. Jan 22 21:35:19 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
  1792. Jan 22 21:35:20  Hope gives Trixie a weak smile, and pulls off her belt, pokeballs and all.
  1793. Jan 22 21:35:24 <DamienLunas> (what was that)
  1794. Jan 22 21:35:25 <Arthur_Vesper> (hey, hey DL)
  1795. Jan 22 21:35:27 <Hope> "Trixie, take these... and run home."
  1796. Jan 22 21:35:28 <Arthur_Vesper> (gues what 3 is)
  1797. Jan 22 21:35:31 <Arthur_Vesper> (SHOCK. WAVE.)
  1798. Jan 22 21:35:36 <Arthur_Vesper> 1d20 crit check
  1799. Jan 22 21:35:37 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur_Vesper, crit check: 6 [1d20=6]
  1800. Jan 22 21:35:40 <Arthur_Vesper> (doesn't matter)
  1801. Jan 22 21:35:44 <DamienLunas> (oh snap)
  1802. Jan 22 21:35:48 <Arthur_Vesper> 3d10+22 doubled
  1803. Jan 22 21:35:49 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur_Vesper, doubled: 31 [3d10=1,1,7]
  1804. Jan 22 21:35:54 <Arthur_Vesper> (dicemaaaaaiiiid)
  1805. Jan 22 21:36:03 <Saru> (damn you DM)
  1806. Jan 22 21:36:26 <DamienLunas> (oh man you're gonna hait me for this.)
  1807. Jan 22 21:36:46 <DamienLunas> "PROTECT!"
  1808. Jan 22 21:37:17 <DamienLunas> The creature stops the attack just in time with a swirling movement.
  1809. Jan 22 21:37:18 <Saru> (blargh)
  1810. Jan 22 21:37:29 <DamienLunas> Trixie shakes her head... she doesn't want to leave hope alone.
  1811. Jan 22 21:37:58  Hope looks at the ground. "...I see..."
  1812. Jan 22 21:38:46 <DamienLunas> (anything she can try to do this turn?)
  1813. Jan 22 21:38:52 <DamienLunas> (now that he's used protect)
  1814. Jan 22 21:39:02 <Six> (oh, err, can I act with Eris, since Jax fainted? <:3c)
  1815. Jan 22 21:39:23 <DamienLunas> (you can.)
  1816. Jan 22 21:39:23 <Hope> (Nothing else)
  1817. Jan 22 21:39:31  Hope just hugs the umbreon, then, with nothing else able to be done.
  1818. Jan 22 21:39:43 <Six> 1d20 Stuuuun spoooore pleeeease
  1819. Jan 22 21:39:44 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, Stuuuun spoooore pleeeease: 18 [1d20=18]
  1820. Jan 22 21:40:01 <Hope> (Protect nulls status ailments)
  1821. Jan 22 21:40:04 <DamienLunas> (yup)
  1822. Jan 22 21:40:08 <Hope> (Also you just paralyzed me and trixie)
  1823. Jan 22 21:40:10 <DamienLunas> (wanna take that back?)
  1824. Jan 22 21:40:17 <Six> (oh, damnit, I didn't see that)
  1825. Jan 22 21:40:20 <Six> (yeah)
  1826. Jan 22 21:40:29 <DamienLunas> (It wouldn't have, it's a blast. It's easier to aim those cross Meiuos than the big beam ones like thunder wave)
  1827. Jan 22 21:40:39 <Six> (I'll use.. growth? :V)
  1828. Jan 22 21:41:10 <DamienLunas> Hayato's turn.
  1829. Jan 22 21:41:12 <DamienLunas> "Fall."
  1830. Jan 22 21:41:13 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1831. Jan 22 21:41:14 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 20 [1d20=20]
  1832. Jan 22 21:41:21 <Saru> (ooogh)
  1833. Jan 22 21:41:24 <DamienLunas> He stabs six straight through the chest
  1834. Jan 22 21:41:48 <Six> (oh my.)
  1835. Jan 22 21:41:55 <DamienLunas> Hope, you feel your vision growing weaker.
  1836. Jan 22 21:42:11 <DamienLunas> Your whole world starts to blur...
  1837. Jan 22 21:43:38 <Arthur_Vesper> (the :I thing is, this would've been easymodo had the ENTIRE SOLUTION TO THE ENCOUNTER not gone and had terrible internet)
  1838. Jan 22 21:43:49 <Arthur_Vesper> (onore beard.)
  1839. Jan 22 21:43:56 <Saru> (sadness)
  1840. Jan 22 21:44:01 <Six> (woe)
  1841. Jan 22 21:44:07 <DamienLunas> (Hope.)
  1842. Jan 22 21:44:11 <Six> (also if DM hadn't been a cunt.)
  1843. Jan 22 21:44:20 <Saru> (thats typical though)
  1844. Jan 22 21:44:25 <Six> (also how much damage did that crit do)
  1845. Jan 22 21:44:44 <DamienLunas> (no way enough to kill you. Should have been what... 98?)
  1846. Jan 22 21:44:48 <DamienLunas> (less maybe?)
  1847. Jan 22 21:44:53 <Saru> (she's being a megacunt in my D&D game as we speak as well. the party psion just crit missed three enemies on a single attack)
  1848. Jan 22 21:45:39  Hope seems to stir, saying something.
  1849. Jan 22 21:45:47 <Hope> "My life isn't as important as his. Or Dixie's, or Trixie's. But as long as I can contribute something to this, I don't want to die!"
  1850. Jan 22 21:46:04 <DamienLunas> As soon as she shouts out
  1851. Jan 22 21:46:09 <DamienLunas> a blinding light starts to flash
  1852. Jan 22 21:46:19 <Arthur_Vesper> (dat berry)
  1853. Jan 22 21:46:20 <DamienLunas> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxXkZzJUDh4
  1854. Jan 22 21:46:26 <DamienLunas> It's emanating from Saru's bag.
  1855. Jan 22 21:46:29 <Arthur_Vesper> (So do we gattai)
  1856. Jan 22 21:46:46 <DamienLunas> Hayato recoils as he drops his sword and clutches his hands over his eyes.
  1857. Jan 22 21:46:52 <DamienLunas> "MY EYES!"
  1858. Jan 22 21:46:59 <DamienLunas> "Urgggh... what is this light!"
  1859. Jan 22 21:47:04 <DamienLunas> It's not too bright for hope though.
  1860. Jan 22 21:47:07 <DamienLunas> It seems warm and inviting.
  1861. Jan 22 21:47:15 <DamienLunas> It makes her feel like she has enough strength to carry on.
  1862. Jan 22 21:47:51  Hope crawls to her hands and knees, and starts instinctively going for Saru's bag.
  1863. Jan 22 21:47:54 <DamienLunas> "What... what kind of technique was that..."
  1864. Jan 22 21:48:06 <DamienLunas> Hope opens saru's bag, and a small little berry tumbles out.
  1865. Jan 22 21:48:18 <DamienLunas> a thick metallic husk is left behind as it tumbles into her hand
  1866. Jan 22 21:48:24 <DamienLunas> and Trixie walks over to hope.
  1867. Jan 22 21:48:40 <Hope> "T-this is... the stardust fruit... no, the miracle berry."
  1868. Jan 22 21:49:13 <DamienLunas> "Bree..."
  1869. Jan 22 21:49:21 <Hope> "This is the spirit of the Ribbonwood Immortals... Trixie, eat this."
  1870. Jan 22 21:49:32  Hope moves to give her the berry.
  1871. Jan 22 21:49:45 <DamienLunas> Trixie leans forward and takes the berry from your hand, swallowing it.
  1872. Jan 22 21:49:58 <DamienLunas> Immediately she begins to shine with a bright light
  1873. Jan 22 21:50:05 <DamienLunas> You don't understand at first...
  1874. Jan 22 21:50:14 <DamienLunas> This light...
  1875. Jan 22 21:50:21 <DamienLunas> It looks like the light of evolution...
  1876. Jan 22 21:50:35  Hope can only watch
  1877. Jan 22 21:50:35 <DamienLunas> Umbreon starts to grow
  1878. Jan 22 21:50:53 <DamienLunas> Immediately she takes on a more familliar form to your heart.
  1879. Jan 22 21:51:07 <DamienLunas> She looks like how she did when she was an eevee when you first got her
  1880. Jan 22 21:51:12 <DamienLunas> but much bigger.
  1881. Jan 22 21:51:15 <DamienLunas> And much more brave.
  1882. Jan 22 21:51:19 <DamienLunas> "Thank you."
  1883. Jan 22 21:51:30 <DamienLunas> You see her mouth open and she speaks these words to you.
  1884. Jan 22 21:51:36  Hope is astonished.
  1885. Jan 22 21:51:44 <DamienLunas> Hayato has recovered from the blinding light
  1886. Jan 22 21:51:48 <DamienLunas> "What is that..."
  1887. Jan 22 21:51:54 <DamienLunas> "An eevee? But... why?"
  1888. Jan 22 21:52:00 <Saru> (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAlztMvvNkk&feature=related)
  1889. Jan 22 21:52:18 <DamienLunas> "It... it doesn't matter. It still can't match your speed mikiru!"
  1890. Jan 22 21:52:35 <DamienLunas> "Use focus blast!"
  1891. Jan 22 21:52:36 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1892. Jan 22 21:52:37 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
  1893. Jan 22 21:53:13 <DamienLunas> 5d20+23
  1894. Jan 22 21:53:14 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 5d20+23: 62 [5d20=1,19,3,5,11]
  1895. Jan 22 21:53:16  Hope watches in horror as the command is given
  1896. Jan 22 21:53:27 <DamienLunas> "Don't worry. I won't let any of us die."
  1897. Jan 22 21:53:32 <DamienLunas> And trixie sprouts wings and takes flight.
  1898. Jan 22 21:53:47 <DamienLunas> She meets the attack head on, and resists it.
  1899. Jan 22 21:53:52 <Hope> "My god..."
  1900. Jan 22 21:55:18 <DamienLunas> "Now hope, believe in me."
  1901. Jan 22 21:55:20 * Lulu is now known as Kit
  1902. Jan 22 21:55:27 <Hope> "R-right!"
  1903. Jan 22 21:55:32  Hope attempts to climb to her feet.
  1904. Jan 22 21:55:42 <DamienLunas> Hayato is in complete shock
  1905. Jan 22 21:56:05 <Hope> "Trixie... spread your wings and fly!"
  1906. Jan 22 21:56:08 <DamienLunas> "T-this must be a dream."
  1907. Jan 22 21:56:30 <Hope> 1d20 Aerial Ace crit check
  1908. Jan 22 21:56:30 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, Aerial Ace crit check: 17 [1d20=17]
  1909. Jan 22 21:56:38 <DamienLunas> Damage
  1910. Jan 22 21:57:07 <Hope> 3d10+5+1d8 pass attack
  1911. Jan 22 21:57:07 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, pass attack: 22 [3d10=9,3,3; 1d8=2]
  1912. Jan 22 21:57:32 <DamienLunas> Trixie soars towards the bug
  1913. Jan 22 21:57:45 <DamienLunas> Spiraling around him and eventually causing a deep cut with her claw
  1914. Jan 22 21:57:55 <DamienLunas> finally bringing him down.
  1915. Jan 22 21:58:08 <DamienLunas> The Accelgor slumps do the ground unable to do any more battle.
  1916. Jan 22 21:58:31  Hope has taken the husk of the miracle berry in hand, holding it tightly.
  1917. Jan 22 21:58:59 <DamienLunas> Hayato has fallen over backwards once Trixie finishes landing
  1918. Jan 22 21:59:25 <DamienLunas> "Science... ninjitsu... magic... none of these things can explain this... then what..."
  1919. Jan 22 21:59:32 <Hope> "This is no technique... this is a miracle."
  1920. Jan 22 22:00:06 <DamienLunas> Trixie starts to walk over to hope as another glow happens and she turns back into an umbreon.
  1921. Jan 22 22:00:26 <DamienLunas> "I'll need to sleep for a bit... so take care of me and my children, okay?"
  1922. Jan 22 22:00:38 <DamienLunas> she says before she reverts, trotting back into your arms.
  1923. Jan 22 22:01:37  Anon718 (Anonymous@sux-DA59347A.jan.bellsouth.net) has joined #turfwars
  1924. Jan 22 22:01:37 <DamienLunas> She yawns and lays against you, falling into a deep sleep.
  1925. Jan 22 22:01:40 <Anon718> (What a time to disconnect)
  1926. Jan 22 22:01:42 * Anon718 is now known as AlsoHope
  1927. Jan 22 22:01:45 <AlsoHope> !dm9001 lastlines #20
  1928. Jan 22 22:02:09 <AlsoHope> "I will, I will... I promise.
  1929. Jan 22 22:02:12 <AlsoHope> "Trixie, thank you..."
  1930. Jan 22 22:02:19  AlsoHope sobs into the Umbreon's fur.
  1931. Jan 22 22:02:25 <DamienLunas> Hayato takes a few moments to recover from his shock. He turns to his men, "A-Administer the antidotes and get them back up. We've lost."
  1932. Jan 22 22:02:39 <DamienLunas> "We've lost to truly our betters."
  1933. Jan 22 22:02:44  Hope has quit (Ping timeout)
  1934. Jan 22 22:02:51 * AlsoHope is now known as Hope
  1935. Jan 22 22:03:21 <DamienLunas> "Iga, Benkei, Sarutobi, Musashi, go tend to their wounds. I'll heal hanzo's."
  1936. Jan 22 22:04:01 <DamienLunas> They all walk over to the fallen members of the team. Hayato hands Hope a small vial.
  1937. Jan 22 22:04:07 <DamienLunas> "Drink this, it's the antidote to that poison."
  1938. Jan 22 22:04:21  Hope feels weary, but does as she's told.
  1939. Jan 22 22:04:26 <Hope> "...Thank you."
  1940. Jan 22 22:04:32 <DamienLunas> The rest of them all pour something down their throats as well and start to bind their wounds and hit their pressure points to get them back up
  1941. Jan 22 22:04:36 <DamienLunas> (you've all been body focused)
  1942. Jan 22 22:05:03 <DamienLunas> (feel free to wake up.)
  1943. Jan 22 22:05:39  Saru jerks back up and looks around.
  1944. Jan 22 22:06:21  Saru ... Zhu has come over to worriedly check on his master. "We - we won! Hope, how?"
  1945. Jan 22 22:06:36  Hope manages to sob out only two words.
  1946. Jan 22 22:06:37  Arthur_Vesper coughs and brushes all the burny stuff away.
  1947. Jan 22 22:06:39 <Hope> "A miracle."
  1948. Jan 22 22:06:57 <DamienLunas> Hope is holding the opened husk of the miracle berry.
  1949. Jan 22 22:07:01  Saru stares at her for a second, then checks his pockets and comes up empty of miracle berries.
  1950. Jan 22 22:07:07 <DamienLunas> Hayato brings hanzo to his feet.
  1951. Jan 22 22:07:28 <DamienLunas> They all line up before you
  1952. Jan 22 22:07:35 <DamienLunas> and bow deeply with their heads to the ground.
  1953. Jan 22 22:07:46 <DamienLunas> "We yield to your might, ribbonwood immortals."
  1954. Jan 22 22:07:50  Hope stands up, still holding Trixie, and sniffs.
  1955. Jan 22 22:08:15  Saru gets up and helps anyone else who's still down back to their feet.
  1956. Jan 22 22:08:16 <DamienLunas> "In all honesty, we had planned to commit ritual suicide if we lost to your team, as we did not believe you could defeat the shi ten ou."
  1957. Jan 22 22:08:43 <DamienLunas> "But after what I have seen today, I believe that there is still hope."
  1958. Jan 22 22:08:54 <Hope> "..."
  1959. Jan 22 22:09:02 <DamienLunas> "We will serve you however you wish, o masters."
  1960. Jan 22 22:10:09  Hope hugs Trixie tight, and looks at them, hesitantly, before looking at Saru.
  1961. Jan 22 22:10:15 <Arthur_Vesper> "Find a problem then immediately find a solution, hm? I'd call it suspicious if magic didn't apparently exist."
  1962. Jan 22 22:10:32 <DamienLunas> (Arthur was unconcious while it happened)
  1963. Jan 22 22:10:47 <Arthur_Vesper> (He's talking about the whole "we don't have enough capable people" thing)
  1964. Jan 22 22:10:48  Saru bows back to the Ninjas. "We won, but it took a miracle for it to happen."
  1965. Jan 22 22:10:53 <Arthur_Vesper> (YOU KNOW AT THE BEGINNING OF THE EPISODE)
  1966. Jan 22 22:11:02  Hope bows at Saru's lead.
  1967. Jan 22 22:11:23  Arthur_Vesper scratches his head. "Can't complain about being alive, though."
  1968. Jan 22 22:11:26 <DamienLunas> (oh that thing)
  1969. Jan 22 22:11:30 <Saru> "But I say we go forward and make our OWN miracles from now on. I don't care if it's the Shi Ten Ou or demons from hell itself in our way, we're going to unite this city."
  1970. Jan 22 22:11:41 <Saru> "And we'd be honored to have you at our sides when we do it."
  1971. Jan 22 22:11:53 <DamienLunas> "Thank you, Saru-dono."
  1972. Jan 22 22:12:03 <DamienLunas> "Let us call out our people now that the battle is over."
  1973. Jan 22 22:12:12 <Saru> "Of course."
  1974. Jan 22 22:12:26 <DamienLunas> The man blows into a strange looking instrument that makes a loud bellowing sound
  1975. Jan 22 22:12:48 <DamienLunas> All of a sudden walls start sliding up and people start crawling out of the floor like nothing's any different."
  1976. Jan 22 22:12:58  Hope is quite silent.
  1977. Jan 22 22:13:01 <DamienLunas> Well except for the two people who came up into the middle of you with a shogi board.
  1978. Jan 22 22:13:26 <DamienLunas> "You moved that." "Oh come off it I did not!" "You did! How else can it get onto that space"
  1979. Jan 22 22:13:42 <Saru> "Another miracle."
  1980. Jan 22 22:14:01 <Hope> "Trixie changed back into an Eevee..."
  1981. Jan 22 22:14:10 <DamienLunas> "You're just mad because I'm winning." "Oh there's a lark. YOU winning."
  1982. Jan 22 22:14:24 <Hope> "And then became an amazing beast with beautiful wings..."
  1983. Jan 22 22:14:34 <Hope> "And I saw those wings, in my dream yesterday."
  1984. Jan 22 22:14:41  Hope stares at the husk, a moment.
  1985. Jan 22 22:14:44 <Hope> "..."
  1986. Jan 22 22:15:11 * Kit is now known as TF2Kit
  1987. Jan 22 22:15:43 <Hope> "I can do it, now. I... I just know I can. My Elemental Evolution ability..."
  1988. Jan 22 22:16:04  Hope closes her eyes.
  1989. Jan 22 22:16:21 <Arthur_Vesper> "Ah, ah, ah. Remember the Magneton?"
  1990. Jan 22 22:16:24  Hope pictures them perfectly, the ones from the dream. Seventeen eevees, each a different type.
  1991. Jan 22 22:16:40 <Arthur_Vesper> "Keep on doing that and it'll probably just sleep more."
  1992. Jan 22 22:16:50  Saru nods. "We can't rely on this. We have to get stronger."
  1993. Jan 22 22:16:52 <Hope> "I know. I don't have any intention of doing that to Trixie."
  1994. Jan 22 22:16:54 <DamienLunas> Hope, you can remember that same kind of warm glow that the miracle berry gave off and transfer that warm feeling to your pokemon. You can now evolve your eevee to any type.
  1995. Jan 22 22:17:00 <Hope> "But that wasn't what I was talking about, either."
  1996. Jan 22 22:17:12 <Hope> "...You'll see."
  1997. Jan 22 22:17:27 <Arthur_Vesper> (sort of want jolteon and/or flyeon?)
  1998. Jan 22 22:18:40 <DamienLunas> 1d100
  1999. Jan 22 22:18:41 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d100: 60 [1d100=60]
  2000. Jan 22 22:18:46 <DamienLunas> 2d10
  2001. Jan 22 22:18:47 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 2d10: 10 [2d10=4,6]
  2002. Jan 22 22:19:20 <DamienLunas> Hayato shows you what they have. 10 berries worth of ancient japanese secrets!
  2003. Jan 22 22:19:25 <DamienLunas> He also gives you a double team TM!
  2004. Jan 22 22:19:25  Hope finally returns Trixie.
  2005. Jan 22 22:19:56 <Saru> "Can you show me how to do that thing with the pressure points?"
  2006. Jan 22 22:20:31 <DamienLunas> "I will teach you all any of my Ninjitsu techniques if you are willing to learn."
  2007. Jan 22 22:20:55 <Six> "That easy? I thought those were guarded secrets or something."
  2008. Jan 22 22:21:19 <Saru> "If you call what we just went through easy, Six, I don't want to know what you think is hard."
  2009. Jan 22 22:22:13 <DamienLunas> "You will need all the help you can get to defeat the Shi Ten Ou"
  2010. Jan 22 22:22:14 <Hope> (Question here)
  2011. Jan 22 22:22:19 <DamienLunas> (yes?)
  2012. Jan 22 22:22:24 <Hope> (Does anything say we HAVE to attack on our given day?)
  2013. Jan 22 22:22:38 <DamienLunas> (the fact that you can't attack until next week?)
  2014. Jan 22 22:22:44 <Saru> "Who are the Shi Ten Ou?"
  2015. Jan 22 22:23:01 <Hope> (Well, given our current situation, it's probably prudent to build up a little)
  2016. Jan 22 22:23:09 <DamienLunas> "They control the territory to the north of here. They are the most fearsome and ruthless gang in the entire city."
  2017. Jan 22 22:23:42 <Hope> "..." She gets out her notebook. "What is their day of attack?"
  2018. Jan 22 22:24:05 <DamienLunas> "Their name means the Four Heavenly Kings. Four guardians of heaven. One of the East, one of the South, one of the West, one of the North."
  2019. Jan 22 22:24:12 <Six> "Should we really be setting out sights on them next?"
  2020. Jan 22 22:24:26 <Hope> "I'm more worried about defending territory..."
  2021. Jan 22 22:24:39 <Arthur_Vesper> "With all of these guys? Really?"
  2022. Jan 22 22:24:48 <DamienLunas> "I would still avoid them if at all possible. All who fail do not live well to tell the tale."
  2023. Jan 22 22:25:05 <Six> "We still have the poisoned punks to worry about, then their border.."
  2024. Jan 22 22:25:16  Hope grimaces.
  2025. Jan 22 22:25:18 <DamienLunas> "These people are nothing like the poisoned punks."
  2026. Jan 22 22:25:35 <DamienLunas> "Each singular member is as strong as their entire team combined. Ours as well."
  2027. Jan 22 22:25:50 <Hope> "We'll take your warnings to heart. I can tell you're not exaggerating."
  2028. Jan 22 22:25:58 <Saru> "No wonder everyone seems so worried about those guys."
  2029. Jan 22 22:26:01 <DamienLunas> "They force their citizens to work for them as slaves and treat them as gods."
  2030. Jan 22 22:26:02 <Six> "Which is exactly why I think we should stomp the punks into the curb before we go after these Shit-en-ou"
  2031. Jan 22 22:26:46 <Arthur_Vesper> "Negotiations not an option, then."
  2032. Jan 22 22:26:48 <DamienLunas> "Their people have built them a massive tower from which they rule. If you challenge them and lose, they throw you off the floor you lost on after beating you unconcious."
  2033. Jan 22 22:27:14 <Hope> "So it sounds like they don't even bother trying to conquer other territories."
  2034. Jan 22 22:27:16 <Saru> "Those guys have to go down then."
  2035. Jan 22 22:27:23 <Six> "Definitely."
  2036. Jan 22 22:27:47 <DamienLunas> "They have little need to conquer other territories, Hope-Dono"
  2037. Jan 22 22:27:57  Hope nods.
  2038. Jan 22 22:28:01 <Hope> "All the more dangerous."
  2039. Jan 22 22:28:17 <Hope> "They would HAVE to be incredible to maintain things like that."
  2040. Jan 22 22:28:19 <DamienLunas> "So long as they know the other territories are not willing to challenge them, they will be content to sit in their tower and strengthen their control."
  2041. Jan 22 22:29:06 <DamienLunas> "They have been known to attack for fun, or simply to keep everyone else afraid of them."
  2042. Jan 22 22:29:17  Hope frowns. She scratches out a line that reads "scavenge explosives, blow down tower", then scribbles "probably reinforced" on it.
  2043. Jan 22 22:29:52 <DamienLunas> "They say Seiryu of the East releases the vicious dragons he has trained into the wild as entertainment. They kill to try to earn his respect back."
  2044. Jan 22 22:30:16 <Hope> "Wait..."
  2045. Jan 22 22:30:17 <Six> "That sounds familiar."
  2046. Jan 22 22:30:20 <Arthur_Vesper> "...So he does."
  2047. Jan 22 22:30:20 <Hope> "No, it couldn't be."
  2048. Jan 22 22:30:36  Saru clenches his fists "That bastard!"
  2049. Jan 22 22:30:39  Hope takes on a serious look.
  2050. Jan 22 22:30:49 <Hope> "I think we may have killed one of his dragons." she says, quietly.
  2051. Jan 22 22:31:11 <Hope> "That injury you saw on my back- that's where I got it."
  2052. Jan 22 22:31:14  Arthur_Vesper throws his arms up. "What reason is there to doubt it was his? We've been given a good enough excuse to wait on fighting them until we're sure we can do this as-is."
  2053. Jan 22 22:31:18 <DamienLunas> "I see. Then you know that they are fearsome beasts that will not stop fighting even after it has long since endangered their lives."
  2054. Jan 22 22:31:49  Hope frowns, and nods.
  2055. Jan 22 22:31:57 <DamienLunas> "Arthur-Dono speaks the truth. You must avoid attacking the Four Heavenly Kings if you are not completely prepared for the consequences."
  2056. Jan 22 22:32:24  Arthur_Vesper looks around as if waiting to be contradicted.
  2057. Jan 22 22:32:29  Saru nods. "We'll have to train more, prepare more."
  2058. Jan 22 22:32:47 <Saru> "We need to take those guys down, as soon as we can, but it doesn't help anyone if we fail and die."
  2059. Jan 22 22:32:54  Six said basically the same thing earlier, so he can't contradict Arthur without contradicting himself. Damn!
  2060. Jan 22 22:33:08 <DamienLunas> "You must cleave their head cleanly in one stroke, or they shall bite off your own."
  2061. Jan 22 22:33:49 <DamienLunas> "Shall I show you to our orphanage and our shop before you return home, saru-dono?"
  2062. Jan 22 22:34:38 <Saru> "That would be for the best."
  2063. Jan 22 22:35:18  Hope feels incredibly weary. That battle, and her injury from before, and the shock of the miracle are a lot to take in.
  2064. Jan 22 22:35:25 <DamienLunas> He shows you quickly to the orphanage, and the caretaker Megumi heals your pokemon with the machine, her mamanbou feeding it power.
  2065. Jan 22 22:36:20 <Arthur_Vesper> (isn't it officially alomomola)
  2066. Jan 22 22:36:24 <DamienLunas> While you move, Hayato tries to point out all the hiding spots you'll need to know about
  2067. Jan 22 22:36:28 <DamienLunas> (you're absolutely right)
  2068. Jan 22 22:37:10 <DamienLunas> "That wall's false, that ceiling's false, that tatami has a trapdoor under it, That towel has smoke bombs hidden in it."
  2069. Jan 22 22:37:30 <DamienLunas> "And don't open that box."
  2070. Jan 22 22:37:45 <Six> "What's in that box?"
  2071. Jan 22 22:37:59 <DamienLunas> "My lunch."
  2072. Jan 22 22:38:08 <Six> "Oh."
  2073. Jan 22 22:38:15  Saru stops as he is already reaching for the box.
  2074. Jan 22 22:38:58 <DamienLunas> Megumi hands you back all your pokemon. "Do you want to meet the shopkeeper? Or are you too tired?"
  2075. Jan 22 22:39:05  Hope makes a note of everything, writing the hidey hole locations in CODE
  2076. Jan 22 22:39:18 <Hope> "...It's been a long day."
  2077. Jan 22 22:39:39 <Saru> (as a player im running down)
  2078. Jan 22 22:40:07 <Six> (I'm pretty much dead)
  2079. Jan 22 22:40:17 <DamienLunas> (Yeah I figured.)
  2080. Jan 22 22:41:23 <DamienLunas> "Well then you should go and rest. We can take care of the rest for you. Get back to your house and sleep so that you may be prepared in the morning."
  2081. Jan 22 22:41:35 <Hope> "Thank you, Ms. Megumi."
  2082. Jan 22 22:41:41 <DamienLunas> And so, the ribbonwood immortals headed on back to their mansion by the sea
  2083. Jan 22 22:41:41 <Saru> "Thank you."
  2084. Jan 22 22:41:58 <DamienLunas> Their beds comfort them after this long and dangerous day
  2085. Jan 22 22:42:24 <DamienLunas> What have they gained from this experience? What is the secret of the miracle berry?
  2086. Jan 22 22:42:57 <DamienLunas> Will six and arthur ever see eye to eye?
  2087. Jan 22 22:43:04 <DamienLunas> All those questions will be answered...
  2088. Jan 22 22:43:08 <DamienLunas> right now!
  2089. Jan 22 22:43:32 <Hope> (wut)
  2090. Jan 22 22:43:56 <DamienLunas> 21,200
  2091. Jan 22 22:44:02 <DamienLunas> experience points
  2092. Jan 22 22:44:07 <DamienLunas> and one trainer level
  2093. Jan 22 22:44:15 <Arthur_Vesper> NOW I have air cutter
  2094. Jan 22 22:44:15 <Saru> wow
  2095. Jan 22 22:44:17 * Arthur_Vesper is now known as Mons
  2096. Jan 22 22:44:22 <Saru> now i have Body Focus
  2097. Jan 22 22:44:26 <DamienLunas> Hope's Umbreon can now transform into...
  2098. Jan 22 22:44:35 <DamienLunas> Eevee Level X
  2099. Jan 22 22:44:44 <Hope> Ooh a card games reference
  2100. Jan 22 22:44:49 <Saru> did that use to have a Con req? i swear i looked at it and went "damn, thats nice, but i dont meet the reqs"
  2101. Jan 22 22:44:59 <Mons> It sid
  2102. Jan 22 22:45:01 <Mons> did, rather
  2103. Jan 22 22:45:09 <Mons> But MA TECHNICALLY doesn't need con
  2104. Jan 22 22:45:11 <Mons> or shouldn't
  2105. Jan 22 22:45:17 <DamienLunas> +5 to all stats during the transformation and the ability to instantly typeshift herself and her moves in response to a move
  2106. Jan 22 22:45:19 <Mons> So it was yelled about until fix
  2107. Jan 22 22:45:22 <Saru> it doesnt anymore, so im def taking it
  2108. Jan 22 22:45:44 <DamienLunas> but for every round she spends in Level X, she has to sleep for 1 day
  2109. Jan 22 22:45:50 * Hope is now known as Kain
  2110. Jan 22 22:46:24 <DamienLunas> And probably not, but perhaps a bit of respect can be acquired between the two.
  2111. Jan 22 22:47:04 <Kain> Man
  2112. Jan 22 22:47:07 <DamienLunas> Next time on turfwars: The Terror of the Shi Ten Ou!
  2113. Jan 22 22:47:11 <Kain> I wish Umbreon learned some better moves
  2114. Jan 22 22:47:17 <Kain> But that's cool.
  2115. Jan 22 22:47:19 <Kain> Thanks. =D
  2116. Jan 22 22:47:21 <DamienLunas> "There'll be plenty of fanservice next time as well!"
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