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- damn No No
- - "Damn you!" you swear at yourself.
- dance No No
- - You sweep yourself across the floor, dazzling yourself with your footwork.
- dang No No
- - "Dang it, yourself!" you swear.
- dead? No No
- - Carefully watching yourself, you ask aloud in a whisper, "You dead?"
- defiance No No
- - You raise your middle finger in crude defiance to yourself.
- deny No No
- - "I deny it!" you scream at yourself.
- die No No
- - "YOURSELF MUST DIEEEEEEEEEE!", you scream.
- disbelief Yes Yes
- - Your jaw drops open as you stare at yourself in disbelief.
- distract No No
- - You point behind yourself while crying out, "Look, over there!" hoping to distract yourself.
- done No No
- - "Done!", you announce proudly at yourself.
- doom No No
- - "Doom..." you intone somberly at yourself.
- drift No No
- - You stare past yourself's head, drifting away from the conversation.
- drool No No
- - You sidle up to yourself and drool on yourself.
- drunkdance No No
- - You drag yourself along by the arms as you teeter and totter in a drunken parody of some dance, stomping heavily on your toes far too often.
- earprotect Yes Yes
- - You clap your hands over yourself's ears, protecting your innocence from the awful truth.
- eatbooger No No
- - Looking at yourself, you reach deep into your nose to pick the largest, tastiest morsel, pull the results out, place them on your tongue and chew happily on them.
- eek No No
- - Your eyes widen at yourself and you let forth a loud "Eek!"
- eep No No
- - "Eep!", you scream in fright at yourself.
- egg No No
- - You egg on yourself.
- embrace No No
- - You embrace yourself with great ardour.
- entwine Yes Yes
- - You lay your head gently on yourself's shoulder, entwining your fingers with yours.
- envy No No
- - You look enviously at yourself.
- excellent No No
- - Eyeing yourself sadistically, you tap your fingers together and murmur, "Excellent..."
- excellent! No No
- - "Excellent!" you say to yourself, a huge grin on your face.
- exhale No No
- - Looking towards yourself, you exhale a long and pensive breath.
- eye No No
- - You give yourself the once-over, eyeing yourself suspiciously.
- eyebrow No No
- - You raise an eyebrow at yourself.
- eyecross Yes Yes
- - You look at yourself and cross your eyes, making a ridiculous face at yourself.
- eyeshift No No
- - You shift your eyes over yourself, suspicious about exactly what yourself has been doing.
- eyetwitch No No
- - Staring at yourself causes your eye to twitch and your eyelid to flutter.
- facepalm No No
- - You roll your eyes towards yourself and smack your forehead with your palm.
- fakesmile No No
- - You grace yourself with your most manicured, charming and utterly false smile.
- fan Yes No
- - You reach over to yourself and fan yourself with your hand, trying to keep yourself cool.
- fidget Yes Yes
- - You fidget impatiently, staring at yourself.
- flail Yes Yes
- - You cast a pleading look at yourself, flailing about helplessly.
- flap No No
- - You run around and around yourself, flapping your arms madly.
- flare No No
- - You flare your nostrils at yourself.
- flex No No
- - You flex your muscles at yourself, in an attempt to intimidate yourself.
- flickbooger No No
- - You pick your nose and flick the results at yourself.
- flip No No
- - You flip the bird at yourself.
- flirt No No
- - You flirt wittily with yourself.
- flutter No No
- - You flutter your eyelashes at yourself.
- fondle No No
- - You reach over and fondle yourself erotically.
- fool No No
- - You narrow your eyes at yourself and hiss, "You fool..."
- frag No No
- - "Go frag yourself!" you roar at yourself.
- friendlove No No
- - Giving yourself a friendly hug, you say "Love you!"
- frolic Yes Yes
- - You frolic playfully with yourself.
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