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My name is John and I've been a Nintendo fan for my entire life, so imagine my surprise and joy when I found a Mario game that I had never heard of before at a garage sale down the street from my house. The cartridge was blank but clear as day on the thing was a piece of paper, with the name 'SUPER MARIO 64 2' written on it in black market. It was only 90 cents so I felt obligated to purchase it, I took it up to the old man behind a wooden table and gave him the money he was asking for. Before I could turn around and leave he grabbed me by the arm, and still to this day his words haunt me, you'll find out why they do later on.

"Listen kid, you don't want that game, my son died while playing that."

"It's a new Mario game, I don't give a fuck OLD MAN."

"Be warned then, if you feed that game after midnight you'll regret it."

"Pfft, whatever you senile old geezer."