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- >Still Day 2 in Equestria
- >Brushing char and ashes off your body.
- >"I'm still sorry about that, I, uh, have no control."
- >You find it odd that he doesn't have control over something he does like that.
- >However, you remember the flame brought something with it.
- "So, you can spit fire, and letters come out?"
- >"Yeah, I'm a direct line between Celestia and Twilight."
- >...
- >"...though she doesn't seem to be helping much lately."
- >You can say that again.
- >Transporting a creature from another dimension should be of most importance.
- >Anywhere.
- >Oh well. You're here, you have food, you have company.
- >Besides, this whole ordeal has been pretty entertaining!
- >What would you be doing right now if not here?
- >Surfing the internet?
- >Boring.
- >This place is exciting!
- >It has fucking TALKING HORSES.
- >And dragons, albeit short and adorable, still fucking dragons.
- >It even has magic n' shit.
- >Its awesome!
- >And once you have had your fill, you'll see to getting a way out of here.
- >Sound like a plan!
- >The only immediate issue you see is getting more clothes.
- >Twilight said that she was going to get someone to help with that though.
- >What could these things know about clothes?!?
- >Everyone's naked!
- >Okay, enough with the interal monologue crap.
- >Fine, screw you too.
- >You're me.
- >Whatever.
- >Gotta find a nice way to pass the time.
- >Or a bathroom.
- "So little dude, what do you do for fun around here?"
- >"Well, usually first I get all the chores Twilight wants me to do out of the way."
- >He puts a claw up to his chin.
- >"Then I..."
- >Silence.
- "Then you...?"
- >Still nothing.
- >"I...for fun, I...go...um..."
- >What's up with him? He can't think of anything to do for fun?
- >Maybe he just doesn't want to say.
- >You see him strain.
- >"Uhm...I usually...nnnhh..."
- >Oh my god.
- >He actually can't think of anything he does on his own for fun.
- >He really is a slave!
- >Gotta stop this kid before he explodes!
- "Nevermind, nevermind. Different question."
- >He takes a deep breath of relief.
- >You could have sworn he was going to pop a gasket with that one.
- "What are your chores around here?"
- >That he can relate to!
- "OH! You see, I start with the bookshelves..."
- >Meanwhile, at Carousel Boutique
- >A white marshmellow with purple hair was sorting fabrics.
- >Wait, this isn't from Anon's view.
- >A white p0ny with purple mane was sorting fabrics.
- >"Ahh, this silk will be for the gowns...and this cloth will make perfect hoods for the overcoats!"
- >As she rambles on about each and every material and their predestined purpose, Twilight knocks on the door.
- >"Just a second~"
- >The white p0ny places down the fabrics neatly and walks over to the door.
- >She swings it open, preparing for her grand entrance.
- >"Welcome to the Carousel Boutique! I'm Rari-"
- >She stops, recognizing the p0ny in front of her.
- >"Oh, hello there Twilight!"
- >She blushes slightly at expending such a wonderful entrance on her already excellent friend.
- >However, she notices that Twilight isn't looking too wonderful herself.
- >"Twilight, darling, what happened? Are you alright?"
- >She starts scanning Twilight up and down, noticing the rustled mane and coat.
- >"We need to style your mane, right aw-"
- >"Not now Rarity!"
- >That instantly stops Rarity's makeover lust.
- >"Look, there is something very very strange in my house right now and it needs clothes."
- >...
- >"There's a weird thing...that needs clothes?"
- >Twilight groans.
- >"Just grab a lot of fabrics and come with me."
- >Rarity squeaks back inside to get some materials.
- >"...and then I sweep the floors a THIRD time!"
- >Holy fuck, maids don't clean as much as this kid.
- >"Isn't that awesome?!?"
- >This poor soul.
- "Yeah, it really is... a lot."
- >"And that's not even half of it! Then, I-"
- >He's cut off by Twilight and a white marshmellow walking into the treehouse-library.
- >The white one's horn is glowing a vibrant blue, matching the floating bags of material near it.
- >Great, another magic marshmallow.
- >Oh enough with the 'it' and 'marshmallow', you know it's a freakin' p0ny.
- >Anything that can talk deserves to be treated with respect.
- >You never let me have any fun!
- >STOP THIS NOW.
- >Instantly, you wave.
- >Good manners are a habit!
- "Hello there."
- >The white marshme-P0NY drops all her bags with a shrill gasp.
- >Oh great, this one's just outright afraid of you.
- >"Oh...my..."
- >Yep, being an alien still sucks.
- >"We NEED to get you out of those clothes!"
- >She instantly runs to you with measuring tape in her teeth.
- >"My my, you're a tall one!"
- >Whoa, she's not afraid. Or freaked out.
- "Uh, yeah...you aren't, you know, scared?"
- >You sound like an idiot asking that.
- >"You may look like nothing I've seen before, deary.."
- >She starts levitating the tape.
- >"But you have manners, wear clothes, and desperately need a new set."
- >She pulls your arms up with magic so she can measure.
- >"Besides, Twilight asked me to help. If she trusts you near me, you must be fine."
- >Fair enough, you suppose.
- "Well, thank you! I'm Anon."
- >She does what you suppose is a curtsey, in p0ny form.
- >"Rarity. So, I have to ask, what are these?"
- >She tugs at your denim jeans.
- "Oh, those are pants."
- >Twilight and Rarity both give you a look of utmost confusion.
- >"...pants?"
- >This is gonna be a pain.
- "You don't know anything about pants?"
- >"Well, I had a doll named Smarty Pants..."
- "Was it wearing pants?"
- >"Well...now that you mention it...I never knew why it had those things on."
- >Okay, so pants do exist! Apparently as doll clothes.
- >Rarity then chimes in.
- >"Then there's my gentleman friend, Fancypants."
- "Does HE wear pants?"
- >"I never knew pants were a thing!"
- >She ponders what she just said.
- >"Now that you mention it, I never understood his name..."
- >I guess pants really are a...rarity.
- >The puns fucking stop now.
- >"Don't worry about it however, it should be no problem to make new ones."
- >That's a relief.
- >"Just give me those and I'll copy them the best I can."
- >Wait.
- "You mean, just give them to you?"
- >"Yes, dear! I'll make you brand new ones, and they'll be much more fabulous!"
- >This mare wants to get in your jeans.
- >Literally.
- "Oh, well they can wait then."
- >You'd like to keep your pants.
- >"What's the matter? I'll fix them and give them back, I promise!"
- >You remember they are all naked, technically.
- >They have no concept of nudity.
- >Fuuuuuck.
- "It's fine, really. I'd, uh, like to keep these on."
- >Rarity shrugs.
- >"Are you sure? Do you not think I can do it, that my work won't be..."
- >She starts getting teary eyed.
- >"...good enough?"
- >Holy shit she layed that on thick.
- >Is she going to get depressed because you want to stay decent?!?
- "No, no! I'm certain you'd do a fantastic job."
- >She lights up like she never even started with the waterworks.
- >"Wonderful! then I'll just be taking these~"
- >Her horn starts to glow.
- >That oh so familiar floating feeling overtakes you.
- >You're being levitated. Again.
- >Fuck.
- >You feel you pants get pulled down off of you, and you land back on the floor with a thud.
- >She immediately takes her prize and lays them out on the floor, measuring them and inspecting them carefully.
- >Dazed, you sit back up.
- >We can see who wears the pants in this arguement.
- >WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT PUNS.
- >Well now you're pantsless.
- >Luckily you still have your comfy plaid boxers!
- >"More pants?"
- >You hear Rarity as she notices your boxers.
- >"I guess I'll be taking those too!"
- "NOOOOO!"
- >It's been an hour since Rarity showed up to help with your clothing issue.
- >Which means you've been without pants or boxers for 59 minutes.
- >Crazy bitches stealin' your underwear!
- "How's it coming along?!"
- >You yell from inside the bathroom.
- >"It would be a lot easier if you came out here and helped me~"
- >Rarity's been attempting to construct pants.
- >Sounds like she could actually use your help on getting a few things right.
- >Like hell you're going out there in your birthday suit!
- >At least you have a shirt on.
- >For now.
- "I'm certain it will be fine!"
- >Spike and Twilight have been discussing what to do with you.
- >Luckily they are within earshot of the bathroom, so you catch most of it.
- >"First of all, we need to set some ground rules for this thing."
- >"It's a he, Twilight."
- >"How do you know? It could be genderless!"
- "I'M A GUY."
- >"How do I know?!? I have no idea what dictates male/female in your species!"
- >This is exactly what you are trying to hide.
- "JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT."
- >"Fine, you're a guy."
- >Glad that's over.
- >"I want scientific proof later though!"
- >Yeah fucking right.
- >"Anyways, 'he' is going to sleep in a large container, I'll get it to use a litter box, we'll take it for walks twice a day..."
- >Twilight doesn't seem to understand that you are a sentient being.
- >Even fucking Rarity gets it.
- >Is she that worried you're going to murder everything?
- >You walk over to the bathroom door to make sure Twi can hear you.
- "Look, I don't know why you think I'm a wild animal!"
- >No response.
- "...I can sleep in a normal bed, eat normal food, use the bathroom, and I don't need freakin' walks."
- >"Look, Anon, I-"
- "I even have a name! How many wild animals give themselves names?"
- >At that moment, the bathroom door swings open.
- >"Here you are, Anon, try these o-"
- >With lightning speed, you swipe the clothes from her magical levitato-cloud, and slam the door shut.
- "DID ANYONE TEACH YOU TO KNOCK?!?"
- >Rarity remains silent outside the door.
- >"Well, wild animals don't get embarassed, I'll give you that!"
- >Twilight chuckles at her own joke.
- >Really? THIS is what it took for her to get it?
- >Psycho p0nies, you swear.
- >After a minute, you come out of the bathroom in all new attire.
- >A nice black button-down shirt, with new, albeit oddly proportioned, blue jeans.
- >You put your old charred shirt in a pile with Rarity's leftover fabrics.
- "These are wonderful, thank you Rarity."
- >"Of course, Anon. I must say, you look smashing in them."
- >You can't tell if she's admiring her own handiwork or not.
- >Either way, you take the complement.
- >"I wish had brought some gems with me, those 'pants' would go lovely with some sapphires!"
- >No they wouldn't.
- >And gems? Aren't those a bit expensive?
- >Maybe not here.
- "Nono, it looks just fine."
- >You did notice that there is a severe lack of underwear though.
- >"Oh, I almost forgot, these too."
- >She levitates another piece of clothing to you.
- >Boxers!
- >Made entirely of denim.
- >AnonFacepalm.png
- >"Thank you so much, Rarity!"
- >Twilight gives her friend a goodbye.
- >"It was a pleasure! Very nice to meet you, Anon."
- >She curtseys once more.
- "You as well."
- >She walks over to Spike.
- "And goodbye my little Spikey Wikey!"
- >She picks him up and gives him a big hug.
- >Setting him down, she trots out of the library.
- >Spike's in a daze, staring at Rarity while she walks away, tongue sticking out like a dog.
- >Aww, widdle dwagon has a cwush on Wawity!
- "Spike, you left your jaw on the floor."
- >He shakes his head and collects himself.
- >"W-what? I wasn't staring or anything..."
- "No, of course not...hey, she's coming back!"
- >"REALLY?!?" He shoots up and runs to the door.
- >Seeing there's no one outside, he turns back at you.
- >You have the biggest shit eating grin on right now.
- >"Not funny."
- "To you."
- >Twilight walks over to you.
- >"Spike, can you clean this up?"
- >She motions towards some of the mess left by Rarity.
- >"Sure thing, Twilight!"
- >He skips over to the mess and starts sweeping it up.
- >It's like chores are the only interesting thing for him to do!
- >Poor guy.
- >Twilight then turns her attention to you.
- >"Alright, Anon, time to get down to business."
- >She magically pulls you up a chair, and puts you in it.
- >This magic manipulation shit is going to get old fast.
- "Uhh...what's this?"
- >"If you aren't a wild animal, I'm not going to treat you like one."
- >That's a start.
- >"But I do need to learn as much as I can about you!"
- "That seems fair. So you're gonna just ask me stuff?"
- >Twilight nods.
- >"More or less. I don't think you're going to lie to me."
- >Good! She's no longer insanely obsessed with the fact you might just kill everyone.
- "Alright. But I should get to ask YOU things as well!"
- >Twilight shrugs.
- >"I suppose that's fine. What do you want to know?"
- >You ponder. What DO you want to know about this place?
- "Well, how about this. Other than p0nies and dragons, what other sentient beings are there?"
- >"Well, there are Buffaloes, Donkeys, Cows, Dogs..."
- >So generic farm animals.
- >"...Griffons, Changelings, Sea Serpents, Minotaurs..."
- >And now it's suddenly D&D.
- >Wonderful.
- >"...and that's about it. Now it's my turn!"
- "Go right ahead."
- >"How does your species determine between male and female?"
- "..."
- >It's going to be a long fucking day.
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