Anon in Costco (Shitty comedy sketch)

>Day Costco in Equestria
>Somehow the Ponies have a Costco as well
>Your membership card is even still good.
>Devouring samplers with Rainbro when Pinkie Pie flies up
>"Ohmigosh Anon you gotta come see they have a fudge booth!"
>Go get a free sample of fudge.
>Tastes a little like hay, but it's free fudge.
>Enjoying delicious random foods, when something catches your eye.
>You wander over to the mix-and-match 6-packs of muffins.
>Mouth salivating
>Slowly, gingerly, grab a double chocolate and blueberry package.
>With your treasures in tow, you begin your escape, when-
>Pinkie pie
>Right the fuck outta nowhere
>"Oh hey anon they have-"
>She spies your muffins.
>You spy her brownie bites
>She glares at your muffins
>You lean away
>She shifts her gaze to you
>Shh, no words, only fear now.
>Spin around, punch a pony off of his cart, and sprint down the isle with your treasures held close to your bussom.
>Pinkie pie hot on your heels, gaining fast.
>Shove the cart and hop in
>Careen down the isle, ponies scattering wildly.
>With a crash,myour cart hits the register and you are sent onto the conveyor belt.
>Head hits scanner
>Scanner beeps.
>You cost over nine thousand bits.
>"May I see your membership card?"
>Hand it over
>You now cost fifteen bits.
>Buy muffins, and guard them with your life on the way home.
>Today was a Costco day.