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“I ranked #1 last seaon. What league did you make? You see pal, that’s who I am, and you’re nothing. Nice guy? I don’t give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna play here in diamond - push! You think this is harass? You think this is harass, you cocksucker? You can’t take this, how can you take the harass you get on Metalopolis? You don’t like it, leave. I can go out there tonight with the strats you’ve got and make myself #1 in Diamond. Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can YOU? Go and do likewise. A-I-D-A. Get mad you son of a bitches. get mad. You want to know what it takes to win at Starcraft? It takes BRASS BALLS to win at Starcraft. Go and do likewise gents. Wins are out there. You pick it up, it’s yours. You don’t, I got no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those 1v1s tonight and win, WIN. It’s yours. If not you’re gonna be livecasting my games. And you know what you’ll be saying - a bunch of losers sittin’ around in an irc room. ‘Oh yeah. I used to be a pro Starcraft player. It’s a tough racket.’ These are the new builds. These are the Varinn builds. And to you they’re diamond, and you don’t get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They’re for winners. I’d wish you good luck but you wouldn’t know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer you question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Jaedong and Flash asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and ban your fucking ass because a loser is a loser."

“Fuck you. That’s my name. You know why, mister? You Void Ray cheesed to get here. I used an eight hundred APM Korean build. THAT’S my name. And your name is you’re wanting. You can’t play in the man’s leauge, you can’t push them - go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to GG on the line which is chatted. You hear me you fuckers? A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Clicking. Always be clicking. ALWAYS BE CLICKING. A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention - Do I have you attention? Interest - Are you interested? I know you are, because it’s fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision - Have you made your decision, for Aiur? And Action. A-I-D-A. Get out there - you got the scrubs coming in. You think they came in to get out of the rain? A guy don’t walk on the lot lest he wants to win. They’re sitting out there waiting to give you their expansion. Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? What’s the problem, pal?”