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- >Be Anon
- >Day 413 in Equestria
- >The tally marks on your wall are getting out of hand
- >No matter how hard you try, you just can't have a glass of chocolate milk to save your life
- >Every time you mix up a glass, it's like every pony in a ten mile radius magnetizes to it, runs right on in, knocks it over, and then just leaves
- >Especially Twilight Sparkle
- >God you hate Twilight Sparkle
- >All you want is just one fucking glass of chocolate milk
- >Maybe once a week
- >Hell, once a month works at this point
- >Carefully, you board up all of your windows and doors
- >You reinforce the roof and walls
- >Sandbags and tables everywhere
- >You buckle the chinstrap of your homemade brain bucket and get the milk out of the fridge
- >And the chocolate syrup
- >Allll of the chocolate syrup
- >You steadily pour the milk, as if handling highly reactive chemicals
- >It's basically the same thing
- >Fuck that, you're sure this is almost alchemy
- >Next you uncap the syrup
- >Slowly, surely you pour it into the glass
- >As it drips through the creamy white liquid, you can feel it
- >It has begun
- >The house begins shaking
- >You can hear violent thuds against the walls, windows, and doors
- >You quickly stir the chocolate into the milk, turning the concoction a healthy brown
- >A table you nailed up over the door clatters to the ground
- >They're almost through!
- >You grab your hammer and nails and leap over to it, attempting to rebuild the barricade before they bust through
- >And then you hear it
- >A whirring noise
- >Like...A drill
- >You drop everything and turn to find your worst fears confirmed
- >Twilight Sparkle used magic to drill up through your floor and was now standing next to your kitchen table and the milk
- >She reaches her hoof up
- >"NOOOOOOO!" you scream as you dive at her in an overly dramatic slow motion
- >But it's too late
- >She touches the glass
- >It tips
- >All is lost
- >Your table now soiled in the remains of your beloved drink
- >Twilight just gives you a blank stare before leaving through her tunnel
- >Oh how you hate her
- [Chocolate Milk Thread Killer: 8/30/14 12:15am]
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