FR part 1

>Day fear and loathing in Equestria
>Be anon, the one human that seems to have been thrown into horseland.
>Things are adjusting as you get slowly settled into your new world and home.
>Rarity is getting you fitted for a new suit
>"Just hold still for a few more, darling. Almost finished tacking this"
"Thanks again for this, I didn't feel my old clothes were fitting for a visit with Princess Cletess- clertesh-"
>"It's Celestia, dear"
"oh, right.."
>"You seem nervous, everything all right?"
"Well it's been a bit awkward since I got drunk that one time and tried to ride Princess Luna at the Gala whilst screaming about flying and addressing my people. I'm not sure if she's forgiven me for that"
>She almost dropped her scissors and quill from laughing then quickly regained her composure
"OH yes, um that. Well I think she is quite the forgiving princess, just make a new impression!"
>Butter quiet enters the scene
>Oh please not her
>You don't have a real problem with her, other than she is into some kinky shit...
>And she's obsessed with you
>Like the one time where she broke into you house and replaced your silverware with sex toys while laying on your kitchen table on a plate with a sign that said 'all u can eat'
>"Oh... H-Hi Anon. I was walking by and I thought come in for a closer look... At the outfit I mean"
>You are currently in nothing but boxers
>Her wings are rising
>you've always wondered what that meant.
>And you're getting a pretty good idea of what it means now.
>She's also content in eyeing a certain area of your anatomy
>Nope
"Rarity, uh, I think we could use a break, how about I pay for lunch as a thank you for the work?"
>"Well I suppose we could do with a quick break. why not"
>"Mind if I tag along?" Flutters asks, almost knocking over Rarity
>"Well sure, I suppose that's no trouble, right anon?"
>Why?
>Only awkwardness will ensue
"No trouble, it's fine." you say regretting it instantly

>Fast forward to the restaurant
>You're not really hungry, so you just get a salad
>Now that you think of it, you've never tried a salad here
>Looks delicious though
>"Anon! those- uh I mean uhm.."
>You pause
"yes?"
>She has that look going
>The look of almost-cute autistic mischief
>"N-nevermind.."
>Not falling for her bullshit, you order a new salad
>One that is untainted with whatever she did to it
>Rarity seems to be unaware of this ponies closet insanity
>She continues to stare at you intently whilst you eat your salad slowly (damn good greens), checking each bite for some pills or liquid
>everything seems to... be in, fantastic, colorful, and liqui-
>AND ON FIRE
>OH SHIT
>BY THE NINE, THE DAEDRA ATTACKITH THY SWEET VILLAGE
>THIS IS THE WORK OF MALOG BAL! THE LORD OF ASSHOLES
>THE PORTAL HAS BEEN OPENED, THEY ENTER TAMRIEL!
>The daedra demons hide from the holy light of the sun
"I PROCLAM THAT THE DEMONS WILL FALL TO ME, FOR I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!"
>The demons are finding hiding places in the souls of the ponies around you
>Anon instantly regrets leveling up his smithing
>OH THE HUMANITY
>ER, PONYMANITY!
>A BOOMING VOICE ECHOS
>"ANON! THIS IS YOUR MOTHER SPEAKING!"
"Momma! What is happening?"
>"NO TIME, YOU MUST CLEANSE THESE CITIZENS WITH THIS FUCKING BADASS SWORD"
>She creates a sword from the sun itself and floats it down to you
>It smells of rainbows, sunny delight and joy
>"ONE FINAL THING, ANON. THIS SWORD AFFECTS THE DEMONIC SPAWN ONLY, SO YOU NEED NOT WORRY OF CASUALTIES"
"OH, COOL MOM! YOU'RE THE BEST!!"
>Your Mother transforms into a motorcycle and drives off
>It's up to Anon, and Anon alone to stop this catastrophe
"THERE'S NO TIME TO WASTE!"
>Anon starts to check every pony he sees, and smites the vermin that dwell within with mighty swings




>You are now Rarity
>Darling
>Anon is treating you to lunch for designing that fabulous tuxedo he requested
>Fluttershy is also there, as she invited herself
>What can you expect? she lost a bit of her sanity when he came around
>But you understand why
>Anon has a great personality, a charming smile.. an exotic body...
>Come to your senses darling, he's not even of the same species! but that just makes him a bit of a-
>Rarity
>"Rarity?"
>Anon is looking at you with a concerned face
"Oh I apologize dear, I seem to have drifted off in thought for a second. What is it?"
>"I was just asking when the Princess would be stopping by in Ponyville, because I really want to patch things up and make a better impression"
"Ah, yes she should be by with Twilight in a couple of hours, lets wrap this up and head back, as I have some final fitments to do."
>A few minutes pass, and you notice that Anon stopped eating, and seems to be looking up at the sky with a strange expression
"Uh, dear? Are you alright?"
>"I BROCCOLI THAT THE DILBERT WILL FALL ON ME! I AM THE CHEETOS!"
>Before you can even respond, he takes off all his clothing and jumps on the table
>Fluttershy seems to be a little more than aroused at the sight of an unclothed Anon
>Everypony is staring in shock and awe.
"Anon! put you things on and get down from there! You're embarrassing yourself! AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, ME!"
>After yelling something about 'sunny delight' and his mother, he does the unthinkable
>He starts masturbating and runs towards the first pony he sees
>The mayor of all ponies
>Anon pulls up her tail and feels around inside her vagina, then proclaims that 'the DEMONS are present'
>Before the poor mare can interject, Anon starts thrusting on her, while making whoosh noises
"Fluttershy! what did you do to him!"
>You look over to find the mare playing with herself while watching this
"FLUTTERSHY!"
>"I-I was going to tell him about the mushrooms, I swear! i-nfff ohh my"
"STOP PLEASURING YOURSELF AND EXPLAIN THIS INSTANT! THIS IS A DISASTER!"
>"The m-mushrooms oh yes thisissooHOT, they cause a reaction in certain animals when they eat them"
>You turn your attention to the Drug induced anon
>He seems to have moved on from the mayor, as is now chasing bon bon around a table, raging erection in tow
>Meanwhile, it seems fluttershy has 'finished'
"We simply MUST get him contained! Help me get him back t-"
>"We'll take him back to my place, I have the perfect remedy to this"

(FF to fluttershy home)


>Be completely exhausted after dragging Anon all the way to flutterhouse, all while keeping Fluttershy from touching and rubbing all over Anon
>"BUT I MUST SLAY THE DEMONS!"
>"I think you've slain quite enough 'demons' darling"
>"YOU ARE KEEPING ME FROM MY WORK YOU MARSHMALLOW SHE-DEVIL"
>As soon as you walk in, the smell of mare juices and animals hits you
>The floor is scattered with clopfics and drawings of anon
>Must get lonely at times out here
>Sit Anon in the living room, and take Flutters to kitchen
"Ok, so! How do we fix him"
>Flutters has that mischievous smile stretched across her face
"Now be serious! This is already bad enough, but THE PRINCESS is coming to ponyville today!"
>"You're right, I'm going to need some ingredients, but we can fix him"
>She hands you a list of things you need for some type of soup
>"All the things we need are in the back garden, do take your ti- do hurry!"
>You head to the garden, thinking only of Celestia's reaction to all this
>On the way back, you hear yelling and some sustained groaning
>Ohcelestiapleasenotnow
>You set the herbs down and peer into the living room
>Fluttershy is riding Anon, and he's making the woosh sounds again
>"oh YES, but there's more demons to the left! a-and just. a-a bit deeperrooooooohh"
>You drag Flutters off of Anon as she orgasms yet again
>You hear Anon yell something about levelling up from the other room as you place fluttershy in the kitchen
"Now please, just make this stuff so we can get the normal Anon back and go about planning an explanation to everypony back there."
>"I was close that time.."
>You sigh
>Fluttershy. Horny little thing.
>You return to the living room to keep an eye on Anon
>Oh no
>The window is wide open
"FLUTTERSHY WHY DO YOU NOT LOCK YOUR WINDOWS!"
>"In case Anon wants to come inside"