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Twilight Sparkle Gets a Hornjob

Sep 28th, 2012
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  1. >Day TWILIGHT SPARKLE in Equestria
  2. >Ever since you landed face-first in Ponyville, you’ve worked odd jobs around the town,
  3. >helping with your hands here and there, and today, you find yourself in Ponyville’s library,
  4. >assisting the resident librarian with manual labor too strenuous for Spike’s tiny frame.
  5. >”Anonymous, I need you to check the ledger one more time before I stamp this order.
  6. >It’s on my desk in my room. Think you could look at it for me?”
  7. “Certainly, Twilight.”
  8. >You hoof it upstairs, pun intended, and turn the corner to Twilight’s bedroom,
  9. >stepping inside and glancing around for the official shipping document crucial to the library’s future inventory.
  10. >You see a violet scroll on her bed, and instinctively reach for it –
  11. >but as you unfurl the thing, you realize you’ve made a horrible mistake.
  12. >This is… some sort of sexual guide for Unicorns, and though the captions describe it ably,
  13. >one look at the illustrated diagram tells you all you need to know:
  14. >that pony is sucking on that other pony’s horn!
  15. >What in the world is Twilight… Twilight…
  16. >hmm
  17. >There’s no way she’s possibly fulfilled this
  18. >and she IS a very research-oriented type of mare
  19. >screw logistics! You crumple the parchment in your hand and scamper out of the room,
  20. >giddy with the risk and wild irresponsibility of what you’re considering
  21. >As you stomp down the stairs, you realize it’s too late to change course,
  22. >and you approach Twilight with a confident foot forward.
  23. “I had a question about this, actually…”
  24. >Still blissfully unaware, the purple pony levitates the scroll from your hand,
  25. >and as she casually unrolls it, a fiery blush blazes across her cheeks
  26. >”W-where did you find –“
  27. “It was laying out in your room.”
  28. >You sit down next to her, placing a fist on your chin and grinning like a mischievous child.
  29. >”U-um… this isn’t… uhh, it’s just research!”
  30. “Twilight, that’s not research any more than an encyclopedia.”
  31. >You slink in close to the flustered mare’s face, scanning over her beautiful mulberry coat and sapphire mane.
  32. “You… haven’t had experience with this sort of thing, have you?”
  33. >”U-um… uh, well… the ledger –“ she rubs a nervous hoof against the back of her neck,
  34. >which you boldly-yet-delicately grab, a confident and assured gentleman to this panicking pony.
  35. “Relax, that order doesn’t have to be sent until tomorrow, Twilight.”
  36. >”I-I guess –“
  37. “Are you truly… curious about such a practice?”
  38. >You gesture towards the crumpled parchment,
  39. >and she visibly gulps at seeing the featureless giver bathing their tongue over the recipient’s sparkling horn,
  40. >clearly imagining how it must feel to be serviced in such an intimate manner.
  41. “Spike’s helping Rarity and Sweetie Belle for the day. We’ll have no interruptions.”
  42. >Her eyes dart from you, to the diagram, to the clock, back again to you.
  43. >”Well… maybe we could…”
  44. >And you’re in.
  45. ***
  46. >A few minutes later, you’re lying on her bed, the two of you clearly unsuited for sappy romance,
  47. >and considering your ‘research’-oriented play for intimacy,
  48. >it doesn’t look like that’s even on her mind. No matter. This is exciting!
  49. >”S-so, Anonymous, these diagrams state that you should –“
  50. >as she’s reading the instructional parchment, you seize your chance,
  51. >reaching forward and sliding the flat head of your tongue fully along the length of her horn.
  52. >”AAAaaah!” her gasp is practically non-sapient, a feral, instinctual reflex courtesy of pony evolution
  53. >You imagine her eyes are great hollow saucers, but you’d be loath to stop and check,
  54. >running the hard, pointed organ beneath your tongue,
  55. >luxuriating in the magical tingling it emits in response to your courageous ministrations.
  56. >”A-A-Anon…” the poor girl’s mustered enough cognizance to speak – how adorable.
  57. “Sssshhhh…” you whisper softly, never ceasing your insistent tongue-bathing,
  58. >as you gently lower her onto her side and fall down next to her,
  59. >positioning yourself so that you’ve got unfettered access to her potent, yet sensitive natural catalyst.
  60. >Glancing down, her eyes are shaky and weak willed, clearly submitted to your servicing.
  61. >Funny, that she could pop your head like a cherry in any other circumstance than this;
  62. >but, as you draw her unicorn horn into your mouth,
  63. >clasping over it with your Human lips and sucking like a baby,
  64. >the only magic she’s emitting is a gentle, involuntary trickle.
  65. >Almost as if you’d sucked another sensitive organ – but, that’s another story for another day.
  66. >The task at hand requires your full attention, and you service Twilight Sparkle as well as you ever have,
  67. >bouncing the pointy horn into and out of your throat as your tongue dances across its smooth exterior.
  68. >If the magical emissions are any indication, she’s certainly getting quite aroused from this.
  69. >You wonder about the safety of a powerful wizard’s horngasm,
  70. >whether her ‘peak’ will send a thousand volts of magical force tunneling into your jaw.
  71. >Pish-posh, fortune favors the bold!
  72. >With that foolhardy sentiment in mind, you deepthroat her with gusto,
  73. >at least as deep as you can manage, and now she’s even moaning in a clearly sexual delight.
  74. >Well, if you’re going to kill yourself in a blast of Arcane power,
  75. >you might as well feel Twilight’s snuggly mane in your last moments.
  76. >You take her head in your hands and run your hands through her brilliant deep-blue hair,
  77. >luxuriating in the stylish magician’s locks as you give her Unicorn horn an extra-strong sucking.
  78. >Almost… she’s quaking beneath your fingertips…
  79. >the horn is perceptibly warm, almost electric between your cheeks,
  80. >and you grab her by the head and push down, assaulting her with your tongue, your cheeks, your throat,
  81. >as Twilight Sparkle is forced over the edge –
  82. >”AAAAAhhh! Oh, oh, oh!” her body seizes in pure pleasure,
  83. >and a flood of warm, vitalizing energy flows through her horn and into your body.
  84. >You seize up, though not in any sexual fashion.
  85. >It’s as if every dopamine receptor in your brain were simultaneously pried open,
  86. >and a torrent of pure, mindless glee assaulted every cell in your body –
  87. >love, sex, friendship, victory, and an all-consuming satisfaction:
  88. >you can’t even describe the feeling, so limpid analogies will have to suffice.
  89. >Pulling yourself from her horn, you giggle and twitch, still too jacked-up to even think.
  90. >And, clutching her mane and grinning like a fool, you pass out.
  91. ***
  92. >”Anonymous?”
  93. “H-hm~”
  94. >”Hey. Wake up.” A flat hoof is booped against your nose, drawing you from your slumber in Twilight Sparkle’s bed.
  95. “Oh. Hey Twilight.”
  96. >How deadpan, for the nearly supernatural event you’d just went through.
  97. >”Um, it’s gotten late. I uh, I think you should head home.”
  98. “Oh. Yeah.”
  99. >”But, uh, t-that was fun! I guess…”
  100. “Yeah. Fun.”
  101. >Understatement of the century. At least you’re still clothed.
  102. >Shuffling out of her bedroom, you give the thoroughly-pleasured Twilight Sparkle a wave,
  103. >before descending the stairs and stepping out into the night.
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