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life has no guarantees

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  1. [09:31:00] Comrade Mario: ok
  2. [09:31:04] Comrade Mario: u know wat else is good
  3. [09:31:07] Comrade Mario: can openers
  4. [09:31:09] Comrade Mario: can i borrow urs
  5. [09:31:14] Heyward: Yes.
  6. [09:31:16] Comrade Mario: ok
  7. [09:31:20] Heyward: What do you need it for?
  8. [09:31:25] Comrade Mario: that is none of your concern ok
  9. [09:31:54] Heyward: Will you return it in the same condition I lend it to you in and in a reasonable amount of time?
  10. [09:32:04] Comrade Mario: probably
  11. [09:32:19] Heyward: I need a guarantee before I give you my can opener.
  12. [09:32:29] Comrade Mario: life has no guarantees
  13. [09:33:35] Comrade Mario: ok heyward
  14. [09:33:45] Comrade Mario: In the event that the can opener gets damaged or lost
  15. [09:33:55] Comrade Mario: You will be given one potato
  16. [09:34:20] Heyward: How can I be sure that this potato is sufficent reimbursement?
  17. [09:36:24] Heyward: Ok, you can help write the contract then.
  18. [09:36:29] Comrade Mario: ok
  19. [09:36:44] Heyward: I need it printed out and signed in red or blue ink.
  20. [09:36:46] Comrade Mario: the potato is a good reimbursement as your can opener is probably used
  21. [09:36:54] Comrade Mario: a new can opener costs roughly 10-17 dollars
  22. [09:36:59] Comrade Mario: since the can opener is probably used
  23. [09:37:09] Comrade Mario: The appropriate market value for a used can opener would be
  24. [09:37:10] Comrade Mario: 1 dollar
  25. [09:37:18] Heyward: It is used but fully functional.
  26. [09:37:24] Heyward: I would say $3
  27. [09:37:33] Comrade Mario: ok
  28. [09:37:38] Comrade Mario: one potato costs 33 cents
  29. [09:37:43] Heyward: So this should be a very good potato.
  30. [09:37:50] Comrade Mario: you'll be given
  31. [09:37:51] Comrade Mario: 9 potatos
  32. [09:37:54] Heyward: Ok.
  33. [09:38:19] Heyward: In the event that the can opener is lost or damaged.
  34. [09:38:51] Comrade Mario: Comrade Mario will be required effective immediately to cover the loss and obtain 9 potatos for Heyward.
  35. [09:39:28] Heyward: I need to insure the quality of the potatoes too.
  36. [09:39:29] Comrade Mario: In the circumstance that the potatos cannot be given, Comrade Mario will purchase insurance for his new can opener
  37. [09:39:50] Comrade Mario: The potatos that you will obtain will be from Poland
  38. [09:39:59] Comrade Mario: Poland is renowned for great farmland
  39. [09:40:30] Heyward: The replacement can opener should be of the same model and functionality as the previous one.
  40. [09:40:47] Comrade Mario: Sure
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