Vimbert writing method

Gather round, bronies, for I shall reveal unto you the time-tested Vimbert Writing Planning Process. I’ll use my well-known story Distorted Perspective to illustrate each step.

Step 1: Think of the stupidest idea you can. In example, “Princess Celestia gets turned male by Discord and spends most of the story performing comedic attempts to rape a male guard she thinks is Twilight Sparkle.”

Step 2: Come up with a brief outline. In example, “Twilight never shows up, the guard is bisexual, and have it suddenly turn srs at the end.”

Step 3: Drink heavily or get no more than 4-5 hours of sleep for three to four days. In example, I had gotten 3 hours of sleep for the past 5 days before vomiting Distorted Perspective onto a word processor.

Step 4: Write everything in one go one morning while bored at work.

Step 6 is profit.