Mega Cheapo Mart Grand Prix of Vuoria

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[19:36] Commentator: testing
[19:36] Commentator: Allo, and welcome to today's FCAR Grand Prix(bearbeitet)
[19:37] Commentator: Bought to you by me, P.C. Plod
[19:37] Rokiux: yay
[19:37] Masked: Got here just in time, I see
[19:37] Rokiux: um
[19:37] Rokiux: Priz?
[19:37] Commentator: This is me second job
[19:37] Commentator: Hanyway
[19:38] Commentator: Our hevent today will take place in the beautiful city of Neo Scunthorpe, in sunny, sunny Vuoria
[19:38] Commentator: And is, of course, sponsored by Mega Cheapo Mart
[19:38] Commentator: Mega Cheapo Mart: It may be made from acorns but it's perfectly good coffee
[19:39] Arrem: Did someone say FAUTO?
[19:39] Masked: Ah, yes, Mega Cheapo Mart. Olaf Olafsson used to do commercials for them
[19:39] Commentator: Now, let's review the results of the Mega Cheapo Mart Vuoria Grand Prix Mega Cheapo Kwolifying
[19:40] Arrem: GO DOG
[19:40] Arrem: SO SCHWÄRMTEN UNSERE ELTERN VON DER GUTEN ALTEN ZEIT
SIE LIEGT SO FERN UND WEIT, DIE ALTE AUTOZEIT
DOCH WAR SIE WIRKLICH BESSER, DIESE GUTE ALTE ZEIT
ALS ARREMS DOG HAT ZU DAS ZIEL WIRKLICH SCHNELL GEEILT!
[19:40] Commentator: In pole Position is everyone's favourite flock of Goats, driving that car wat wos made of a plane or something
[19:41] Commentator: I'm not grate at commentating, me
[19:41] Commentator: but the old commentator has a nasty case of jaundice
[19:41] Commentator: following him is Lolz R. Funni, in the fatmobile
[19:41] Commentator: then , starting in third place, is Arrem's 'orrible little dog creature
[19:42] Commentator: someone should really euthanise the poor thing
[19:42] Arrem: GO DOG GO
[19:42] Commentator: at this point it's a crime against nature
[19:42] Arrem: I see the bribe did the trick.
[19:43] Masked: It was clearly my Captain Sensible train that made this FCAR happen(bearbeitet)
[19:43] Commentator: following the awful dog greature is Rebound's Beard on Wheels
[19:43] Commentator: then. Toworn in the Tow Truck
[19:43] Commentator: Geekerjoy The First in the Tea Trolley
[19:43] Commentator: Then, it's the Yeti mobile
[19:44] Commentator: and bloomin' ell 'ow long does this list go on for?
[19:44] Commentator: /u/a_flock_of_goats with Flyin' High!
/u/Lolzrfunni with The Fatmobile
/u/arrem with... ugh... dog
/u/l2el3ound with Beard on Wheels
/u/toworn with Tow Truck
/u/geekerjoy1 with The Tea Trolley
/u/sasquatch606 with Yeti Mobile
/u/AberrantWhovian with The Dustbuggy
/u/TheAllStarrBand with Muffin mobile
/u/redis213 with Representor Reptillian
/u/Szkieletor with The Spookymobile
/u/Theelout with Stronkmobile
/u/Dragonsword with Out Of place Horse
/u/Bleekicker with Upvote Express
/u/Eliminioa with GMP-Mobile
/u/cdos93 with bro do you even MS Paint? (BDYEMSP)
/u/OneSidedPolygon with Back to the Winkle
/u/InfamousUnicorn with Arrow of Freedom
/u/JJJHeimer_Schmidt with Orange Juicer
/u/ProphetofPain with The EveryThingIsHeresymobile
/u/meshugganah with Marsh tentomobile
/u/NaughtierPenguin with The Prime Directive
/u/Zwoosh, with "vroom"
/u/I_Am_Telekinetic with Team Tele
Doc Periwinkle with The Sciencemobile
/u/Sahdee with A Pictograph Story
/u/ProphetofPain with The Emerald
/u/AUZZ13_BL1TZ with Mobile Mobile
/u/Luukilo with Queens Gory Glory
Nurse Rock with The Redheart
/u/FroDude258 with Fromobile
/u/Remnance627 with "Faster Than The Flash, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Speedy Gonzales Put Together-Mobile"
/u/PadawanJuriste with Paddycar
/u/rokiux with the Commiemobile
/u/CTR0 with Found It In The Back
/u/Agent_STEELHOOVES with The PBI Party Van (#1)
[19:44] Commentator: here's the whole thing
[19:44] Commentator: I should never have accepted this job
[19:44] Commentator: it's bloomin' rubbish
[19:44] Commentator: I could be patrolling the streets if it wasn't for this
[19:44] Rokiux: rubbish can't bloom
[19:45] Commentator: look, the point is that we're 'aving a race so let's just get it over with shall we?
[19:45] Arrem: HEY MR COMMENTATOR
[19:45] Commentator: They're paying me 50 pence for this, you know
[19:45] Commentator: but - THE RACE
[19:45] Rokiux: yaaaaaay
[19:45] Commentator: ahemmmgifghkdhfencksyfosbjfdgtvrdu
[19:45] Commentator: The lights are lit
[19:45] Commentator: The cars are car-ing
[19:46] Commentator: We're ready to commence the MEGA CHEAPO MART GRAND PRIX OF VUORIA!
[19:46] Commentator: bloody awful place for a race, if you ask me
[19:46] Commentator: 'Ang about
[19:47] Commentator: I've just realised that /u/ProphetofPain has entered two cars! What a tracesty!
[19:47] Commentator: NO! DON'T START THE RACE! WE NEED TO ARREST HIM!
[19:47] Commentator: bloomin' ell
[19:47] Commentator: they've only gone and started the race they 'ave
[19:47] Masked: Arrest him? Screw that, shoot him
[19:47] Commentator: I supposed I had better commentate
[19:47] Commentator: Into the first corner, the dog instantly crashes!
[19:47] Commentator: He's impaled by Szkieletor's car!
[19:47] Rokiux: yaay
[19:48] Commentator: Oh the humanity. Or is it Dogmanity?
[19:48] Proffers: I came at the best time
[19:48] Proffers: HAHAHAHAHA
[19:48] Rokiux: yes
[19:48] Commentator: I told you this was a rubbish venue! There's Ice all over the bleedin' track!
[19:48] Commentator: Remnance crashes off at the second corner!
[19:48] Commentator: It's absolute chaos
[19:48] Arrem: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[19:49] Arrem: THAT'S OBVIOUSLY FOKKEN RIGGED
[19:49] Commentator: only one car is managing to have some semblence of control
[19:49] Arrem: WORST FCAR EVER
[19:49] Arrem: 0/10 WOULD WATCH
[19:49] Proffers: BEST FCAR
[19:49] Commentator: ALLSTARR, IN THE MUFFIN MOBILE, IS NOW LEADING THE RACE!
[19:49] Proffers: FUCKING DOGS
[19:49] Rokiux: wew
[19:49] Arrem: WORST FCAR EVER
[19:49] Commentator: 'Ang about, what's this?
[19:49] Arrem: I EVEN BRIBED HIM
[19:49] Commentator: It';s the PBI! They're bloomin' coming to shut us all down for fraud and gross financial miscondutct and other such things
[19:50] Masked: Boooo
[19:50] Proffers: THE VALUE OF THE RPCK DINAR HAS DROPPED LAD!
[19:50] Commentator: But the FCAR Thugs™ are fighting back!
[19:50] Commentator: It's chaos!
[19:50] Commentator: Nurse Rock crashes into Agent Steelhooves! The both go off!
[19:50] Commentator: Rokiux and Szkieletor collide!
[19:50] Arrem: WELL THATS FINE
[19:50] Arrem: BECAUSE 1RPCK DINAR IS STILL WORTH MORE THAN THE ENTIRE USA
[19:50] Commentator: Paddy crashes teh Paddycar into Cdos!
[19:50] Rokiux: noooo
[19:50] Rokiux: damn poles
[19:50] Proffers: HAHA SURE
[19:51] Proffers: THE DINAR IS DIRT
[19:51] Masked: It's your fault for trying to make a car commonwealth
[19:51] Commentator: A Mega Cheapo Mart bill board has collapsed into a van of PBI officers!
[19:51] Arrem: YEH WELL
[19:51] Commentator: Theelout crashes the Stronkmobile¬!
[19:51] Arrem: RPCK DOESN'T AVE DOZZER TRUMP INYERFACE H8ORS
[19:51] Commentator: The PBI men are storming me bloomin commentator box!
[19:51] Commentator: It's chaos!
[19:51] Proffers: No!
[19:51] Commentator: GET OUT OF ME BLOODY BOOTH
[19:51] Rokiux: ooo, drama
[19:51] Commentator: I'M TRYING TO COMMENTATE
[19:52] Commentator: FACKORFFF
[19:52] Arrem: YES
[19:52] Arrem: ARREST THE SILLY LAD
[19:52] Commentator: The Fromobile crashes into Foggy!
[19:52] Arrem: AND END THIS RIGGED THING
[19:52] Abe: Hey if you're usually a cop don't you have a baron?
[19:52] Abe: Baton
[19:52] Arrem: GO PBI GO
[19:52] Abe: Same thing in Apple aurocorrect
[19:52] Commentator: Zwoosh crashes into The Horse!
[19:52] Commentator: The tea trolley goes off at turn number 7!
[19:52] Commentator: THERE'S ICE ALL OVERE THE ROAD
[19:53] Commentator: WHAT CHAOS
[19:53] Commentator: WHAT DRAMA
[19:53] Commentator: I TOLD YOU TO FACKORFF FROM ME COMMENTATOR BOT YE BLOODY USELESS PBI TWITS
[19:53] Commentator: NOW THE ENTIRE VENUE IS FALLING DOWN
[19:53] Commentator: THE RPCK DINAR IS NOW SUFFERING 500% INFLATION!
[19:53] Commentator: SAHDEE CRASHES INTO THE TOW TRUCK!
[19:53] Commentator: LUUK HIS TELE!
[19:53] Commentator: REDIS CRASHES INTO CTR!
[19:53] Commentator: BOTH OF PROPHET'S CARS HAVE BEEN APPREHENDED BY SPEICAL BRANCH!
[19:53] Commentator: SPECIAL BRANCH OFFICERS AND PBI OFFICERS ARE FIGHTING OVER SUSPECTS!
[19:54] Proffers: Oh damn it!
[19:54] Arrem: HA
[19:54] Rokiux: this race is chaos
[19:54] Commentator: I BLOODY WELL TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ME BLOODY BOOTH!
[19:54] Arrem: INYERFACE DOG H8R
[19:54] Proffers: Fucking cops!
[19:54] Arrem: ARREST ARREST ARREST
[19:54] Abe: What insurance company pays for all these crashed cars every race?
[19:54] Arrem: COMMENTATOR 4 GOLI OTOK 2017
[19:54] Commentator: AUZZIE BLITZ CRASHES INTO SZKIELETOR'S SPOOKYMOBILE
[19:54] Commentator: DOC PERIWINKLEC RASHES INTO THE GMP MOBILE
[19:54] Proffers: A pack of ramen costs 5000 RPCK dinar at this point!
[19:54] Arrem: "U MOJE DOBA, KOMENTATOR BI TUCAO KAMENJE NA 40°C." - DRUG TITO
[19:54] Commentator: THE BRIDGE NEXT TO TURN 11 IS FALLING DOWN!
[19:55] Proffers: Shut your dirty whore mouth arrem!(bearbeitet)
[19:55] Commentator: CHAOS!
[19:55] Arrem: NOTHING CAN HARM THE RPCK DINAR
[19:55] Rokiux: good god
[19:55] Commentator: DESTRUCTION!
[19:55] Commentator: THE ENTIRE FIELD HAS BEEN WIPED OUT!
[19:55] Commentator: THE RACE IS A DISASTER
[19:55] Commentator: BUT AMONGST THE CHAOS, ONE SINGLE CAR SURVIGVES
[19:55] Commentator: ALLSTARRBAND, IN THE MUFFIN MOBILE, CHARGES FOR THE FINISHING LINE!
[19:55] Arrem: INB4 LOLZ
[19:55] Arrem: BOOOOOOOOO
[19:55] Arrem: RIGGED
[19:55] Arrem: AS
[19:55] Arrem: FUCK
[19:56] Arrem: LIKE WAT
[19:56] Commentator: THE CHEQUERED FLAG IS OUT!
[19:56] Rokiux: WHAT
[19:56] Arrem: THE RIGGEDDEST RIGGED RIGGERY
[19:56] Abe: My car never even crashed
[19:56] Rokiux: RIGGED
[19:56] Abe: I bet the PBI took it
[19:56] Commentator: HE CROSSES THE LINE!
[19:56] Proffers: Booooooooooooooooo
[19:56] Arrem: STAR WON LIKE 70 FCARS
[19:56] Arrem: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[19:56] Rokiux: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[19:56] Arrem: THIS IS WHY WE NEED FAUTO
[19:56] Arrem: ES IST EINFACH DIE BESTE
[19:56] Arrem: KEINE RIGGING
[19:56] Arrem: HOWEVERDEFOKYOUSAYRIGGING
[19:56] Commentator: ALLSTAR WINS THE MEGA CHEAPO MART VUORIA GRAND PRIX!!
[19:56] Proffers: Fucking special branch!!!
[19:56] Arrem: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[19:56] Arrem: DOWN WITH COMMENTATOR
[19:57] Arrem: DOWN WITH THE PBI
[19:57] Commentator: WHAT A RACE! WHAT AN EVENT!
[19:57] Arrem: I BELIEVE THIS IS A PERFECT TIME FOR A COMMUNIST COUP
[19:57] Commentator: I'M BLOOMIN' WELL OFF BEFORE THE PBI ARREST ME
[19:57] Arrem: IN FACT
[19:57] Rokiux: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[19:57] Arrem: SAHDEE ISN'T EVEN HERE
[19:57] Commentator: AND I'M TAKING THIS SUITCASE OF BRIBE MONEY WITH ME