“Hail all before me
I, the talented (name), son of the great Queen (moms name)  the family-mediator
And King William the Task-Motivator
Born in the eastern part of the United States
Dare you to produce a better boast then thee
I am here to speak of my super surreal skills,
Transcended by none. When it comes to my dexterity to play basketball, few
Compare. I have made every shot in which way from full court to lay ups.
I have even dunked over 20ft furious flames!  And yes I survived!
They call me the hoop-slayer.
I have played many men and won them all
The orange ball freely flutters to the net every time