Livin' La Vida Culo Blanco Chapter III

Livin' La Vida Culo Blanco - Or How I Learnt to Stop Worrying and Love the Glorious White Arse: Chapter III

>You are Fluttershy. It's been four days since your last encounter with Anonymous.
>Yes, he may be married to Princess Celestia but that still doesn't mean he can't be yours.
>You've been with Zecora since then, collecting herbs, spices and other natural flora.
"S-so, are we still looking for the spotted parsley?
>"Yes, the parsley is rare, but you can find it in this part of the forest and even on the Badland Prairies."
>You were originally quite shocked by the fact that Zecora didn't always speak in rhymes but now, you've come to appreciate it. It can be quite difficult to speak like that all the time.
"Well, what does it look like?"
>"The plant's leafs are very distinctive. The leafs maybe green but they have sky blue spots on it. Hence their name, spotted parsley"
>Your eyes scan the grasslands you're wandering through, as are Zecora's. A few minutes later, you spot a small scrub of grass plants with little blue freckles. You quiz her about it.
"Is this it?"
>"Yes it is. Grab a few bunches and follow me back to my hut."
>You obey her and collect them with your mouth, wry not to swallow it and spit it into your saddlebag and follow Zecora back to her hut on the fringes of the forest.
>Once in her hut, she finishes making the special stuff and packs the resulting mixture in vials. She speaks of warning of the special stuff.
>"Now, heed this warning. This mixture is powerful, used by my ancestors before to add some spice in their life. It works well in a heated liquid, like tea or hot water. Put in two teaspoons into the teapot and you're good to go. But be careful, it is powerful. Anymore than that and it'll do more damage than good."
"O-okay then, I'll be careful."
>She chuckles at the response. "Good, be careful with it. Now, leave she-devil, before the spirits get angry of your presence."
>Scared by that fact of angering dead spirits, you leave in a hurry, back to your cottage and think back on recent days.
>You visited Anonymous a few days back and he said no to your plans of extra-marital affairs.
>So, you decided to make other plans to get him to love you the only way think: a damn good sexxing.
>So, that's why you've been visiting Zecora; to get a hold of an ancient Zebra aphrodisiac, known as "Parsiarta". You been researching it through your own book collection. Going to Twilight about this could be risky and could leave too many loose ends.
>You rest the vials on the table and climb the stairs to bed. And sleep about tomorrow being a good day.
>You are now Anonymous. You were travelling through Ponyville alone for once. You just spent the best part of the morning, in some sort of coffee morning with Twilight.
>After spending four hours you'll never get back, you visit the Sugarcube Corner and after getting your face stuffed with sweet treats, you head to Rarity's Boutique. In need of her services.
>You open her door with the bell dinging, alerting anyone of your presence.
>"Ah, Anonymous, darling! What can I do for you?" She says whilst sauntering down the stairs.
"Hey-up, Rar. I need you again, you and your expert magic to work wonders on something."
>"And, what does need my special magic, today?"
>You decide to show it to her in all its glory.
>It's your tuxedo suit, you filthy son-of-a-bitch. There are some rips and splits in it, among other damage.
>"Oh my, what happened to it?
"Well, one thing happened after another and here we are."
>You nervously chuckle as Rarity inspects the suit. "I'll put it down to average wear and tear."
"Thanks" you reply.
>"There are three buttons missing and there unusual markings on the collar. I'll say nothing of it."
"Again, thanks. When do you think it'll be ready?"
>"Tomorrow, possibly. I've still got designs to do."
"Fine, fine. I'll see you later."
>"Goodbye, sweet prince" she says in a coy and coquette voice as you close the door.
"What was that all about? Anyway..."
>You continue your walk around Ponyville. The town is beautiful in the winter, snow had fallen and had given the town a beautiful white sheen.
>It was still fairly warm out, not warm enough to wander without a coat but still warm.
>You continue your trek and you bump into Fluttershy. She instantly acts meek and quiet, common to her character and unlike the Fluttershy you last saw.
>"Oh, um, hi, Anon. Umm... I would like to apologise for what I said a few nights back. So, I'm sorry."
>You can't help but feel some sincerity from her. You pat her on the head and scratch behind her ear. She likes that as she coos.
>"Anon, please stop it." She giggles out.
"Okay, okay. Anything else?"
>"To...umm... to show no more hard feelings, could we have a cup of tea together and allow me to sleep easy?"
Sure, why not? My timetable is clear for now. To show that bygones are bygones.
>"Okay!" She perks up at that comment and the two of you walk to her cottage.
>Once in, you sit on her small sofa and wait for her to reappear from the kitchen.
>You are now Fluttershy.
>You managed to entice Anon in with your girlish charm and your kettle of water boils and pour it into the pot.
>You begin to think, was it in the teacup or the teapot? The special stuff, in the teacup or teapot?
>The teapot or teacup?
>The teapot or teacup?
>The teapot or teacup!?!
>That's it! The teacup, 2 teaspoons in the teacup; small amount for a small container.
>You spoon in the correct dose into the cup and mix it with the tea in it.
>You put the cups, the teapot and a plate of biscuits on a tray and pass it through into the living room with Anon and pass him his cup, so you don't mistake them.
>He takes a quick sip of it and winces, "a little sweet, isn't it? How much sugar is in this?"
"Oh, not much" you smile back as he takes another sip.
>"Now, to business." He grabs a biscuit and dunks it into the tea and takes a chunk out of it.
"Yes, Anon. I want to apologise more privately about my actions..."
>He takes another quick gulp of tea.
"You see, I haven't been feeling myself..."
>He chews what remains of the biscuit and swallows it with another mouthful of tea. His left eye twitches.
>"And our encounter a few nights back, I wasn't being myself..."
>He finishes the tea and his right hand begins to shake. He's tries to talk but he splutters.
>"Well...umm... thanks for the...err... tea and... ummm..."
>He tries to stand but his legs are all wobbly. And yet, he tries to not to hide this drug enhanced hard-on.
>Both your lips are beginning to drip at that though of... you know...
>You are now Anonymous.
>At least, you think you are.
>Your vision's all blurry, and your pupils are now the size of saucers and your mind feels like it's melting into banana pudding.
>Blood and adrenaline begins to pump throughout your system and into your swelling erection.
>You need to fuck.
>You need it NOW!!!
>You throw off your unbuckled trousers and rip off your underwear; freeing your boner massive and swollen purple.
>You have to fuck.
>Almost on cue, a yellow pony plants herself on your cock and you accept it, you need it badly.
>YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
>You think she’s trying to say something to you, but to your ears she's just mumbling.
>Like hell it matters.
>You need to fuck.
>This is what you need to do.
>You don’t even notice when she floods your member with her juices of an orgasm.
>It’s not your own therefore it doesn't matter.
>You are close.
>You feel it well up in you.
>She's mumbling again, you can't hear it.
>You blow your load, letting out an animalistic roar, into her as she cries out in ecstasy.
> She collapses to the floor in bliss and yet, you still need it.
>She didn't use all the sexual energy you have.
>NEED
>MOAR
>You charge out of there. The yellow pony mumbles something, you don't hear as you vault out of the door and latch yourself onto the nearest pony and start to stroke and kiss.
>You are now Lyra Heartstrings. You hear some unusual noises from Flutters' cottage. Not really surprising, she does care for animals.
>You see a tall creature charge out. It’s that Anonymous human thing. With the beautiful hands.
>He instantly sees you and charges himself onto you and starts to caress and kiss you.
“Oh, Anonymous. What are you doing? I like it though.”
>He says nothing as he continues to stroke and reaches lower and lower until...
“OH, Anonymous. “
>He teases you by stroking the tip of his member with the creases of your marehood and without warning, he trusts in, hilting himself, without any objection from you as your mind is too full of pleasure.
>He continues to trust in and out with you groaning in pleasure, it feels so good. But you can’t help but feel that this wasn’t right.
>That thought was forced out by your brain as it gets flooded by ecstasy as you climax.
>Somehow, that pushes him into overload and makes him climax, and collapse to the side of you.
>”Anon, that was lovely. Why don’t we relax and sit here, watching the twilight of the dusk?”
>He suddenly sits and stands and says something sinisterly.
>”TWILLLLIGHHTTTTT!”
>And runs off into the distance.

>You are now Anonymous.
>You failed to be completely pleased by that minty green pony.
>She mumbled something but you didn’t catch all of it. She said something like twilight...
>CLICK. TWILIGHT....
>You need to fuck her...
>You loudly shout her name and charge off to her tree house.
>You barge through her door to find her sat on her sofa reading something.
>You can make that she’s visibly shocked by your presence but you manage to calm her down by stroking her mane and kiss her on the neck. This one moans excitedly as your gently tuck her tail.
>YES. THIS PURPLE ONE WANTS IT
>You stand and pivot, looking down at the pony.
>She tries to say something but you gently push her back onto the sofa, and roll her onto her front, pinning her head and front onto the cushions.
>You insert yourself into her abruptly; she isn’t shocked because her marehood is already well lubricated.
>This one feels better; it feels so tight and velvety like a glove.
>She wraps her tail around your waist, moaning loudly.
>THIS ONE WANTS IT, NOW!
>You thrust into her madly.
>You put your nose into her mane and inhale loudly, it smells slightly fruity and citrus like. Weird.
>BUT YES
>OH, JESUS H. CHRIST, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
>With a final thrust you push yourself deep inside of her and spill your seed into her womb.
>However, in an instant, a powerful blinding light blinds you and Twilight in the middle of the room.
>It’s Princess Celestia, and my, my, is she looking pissed.
>Not surprising really, considering you, her husband, is inside of her student, Twilight Sparkle.
>You’re shocked and slide out and collapsed onto the ground and pass out. Not necessarily in bliss.
>You rise a few hours later, head pounding, mouth dry and stomach queasy.
>You try to stand on uneasy legs and realise you’re not wearing pants.
“Oh, my head is splitting ... where are my trousers?”
>”I could ask you the same thing.” You hear a voice.
>It belonged to Celestia. She was standing in the corner of a room; that was Twilight’s spare bedroom.
>”What were you doing with my student, Twilight?” Her face was stoic and serious.
“I was doing what with whom? What was I doing?”
>”Don’t give me that crap. I caught you defiling Twilight Sparkle” She began to sound upset.
“What? I was having sex with Twi? I wasn’t... I would never...
>”Don’t give that. I honestly thought you were different. I thought you were something else but now, I see you for what really are; another male who wants to put his wick everywhere.”
“Don’t say that.” Tears were welling up in both your eyes. “I would never cheat on you...”
>She interrupts you. “But you were I saw you. I teleported to Twilight’s because my hooves hurt from the pregnancy. And I caught you. I want to be alone for the time being, I shall not expect you tonight.”
“Don’t go, please.” You start to cry.
>”Don...Don’t make this harder than it is” she beings to sniffle and cry as she closes the door.
>You start to bawl into the pillow of the bed, crying about the loss of your love.
> Some time later, you find your trousers, crumpled lazily on the bottom of the bed, and some shoes and walk down the stairs.
>You see Twilight slumped in a chair in the kitchen, drinking tea.
“Hey”
>”Hey” she says meekly, you guess that Tia give her a bollocking as well.
“Look I apologise for whatever I did, I wasn’t with it.” You say to her.
>She lifts her head up, “It’s alright. I knew it wasn’t like you to do that, something wasn’t right.”
“I’m going out for a walk. I don’t know when I’ll be back.”
>You leave through her front door before she said anything. It was grey now, with hints of blue in the skies.
>>You trek through Everfree Forest, with your head held low.
>It was slightly foggy in the forest.
>She was leaving you, you just knew it. It broke your heart and made your legs go numb at the thought.
>You began to weep, SHE WAS LEAVING YOU.
>Your chest felt tight, your breathing became rapid and pain began in your arms.
>Your vision blurred as you stumbled about. You tried to get your balance back by leaning on a tree. You try to suppress the pain before continuing.
>You try to walk on but you trip on a branch, causing the chest pain to come back in a huge wave, radiating throughout your body.
>You let out a howl of pain.
>You collapse to your knees and fall, flat on your face as the pain consumes you and takes your consciousness away.
“Celestia... don’t...go...”
>You manage to say before passing out. In the middle of a forest. With no help.

End Chapter III