Lily gets exploded on

[16:15] <Roo_inline[DM]> alright. lily will be here
[16:15] <Roo_inline[DM]> mind pasting your last few comments?
[16:16] <Lily_Palmer> [16:13] <Lily_Palmer> "alright buddy"
[16:16] <Lily_Palmer> [16:13] <Lily_Palmer> "lets do this nice and easy"
[16:17] <Lily_Palmer> [16:13] <Lily_Palmer> "i dunno what color ya bleed but id enjoy not getting it on these fancy clothes" [16:14] <Lily_Palmer> "and im pretty sure you like all those teeth to stay in ya"
[16:18] <Roo_inline[DM]> the carapacian cuts its own throat
[16:18] <Roo_inline[DM]> you can now clearly see they bleed red
[16:18] <Lily_Palmer> "oh ok you could just do that then"
[16:18] <Lily_Palmer> "thats pretty fucked up but alright"
[16:18] <Roo_inline[DM]> the guard next to you screams "FUCK"
[16:19] <Lily_Palmer> "do they usually do that"
[16:19] <Roo_inline[DM]> "FUCK. FUCK THIS DAMN DAY!!! THEY ARE FUCKING EVERYWHERE"
[16:20] <Roo_inline[DM]> "ONE OF THEM HAS IT. ITS GOING TO TAKE DAYS TO GET THE DAMN RING BACK"
[16:20] <Lily_Palmer> "whoa whoa"
[16:20] <Lily_Palmer> "so ones of these guys took some shit from you?"
[16:21] <Lily_Palmer> i walk up to the corpse of the black carapacian and grab his knife
[16:21] <Roo_inline[DM]> "YES!"
[16:21] <Roo_inline[DM]> the guard breaks into a sprint out of the alley. you now have a knife
[16:22] <Lily_Palmer> a thought comes to me and i try flying up to get a better vantage point
[16:22] <Roo_inline[DM]> please roll perception
[16:22] <Lily_Palmer> roll 1d20-1
[16:22] <Guest26474> Lily_Palmer rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=20 ]{19}
[16:23] <Roo_inline[DM]> THEY ARE MOTHERFUCKING EVERYWHERE. OH GOD. THERE ARE SQUADS OF GUARDS RUNNING AFTER DARK SHELLED CARAPACIANS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE
[16:23] <Lily_Palmer> fuck
[16:24] <Lily_Palmer> i fly to the nearest dark shelled carapacian that isnt dead yet
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[16:26] <Roo_inline[DM]> you begin making your way to the next carapacian, distant sounds of gunfire accompany your chase. the carapacian that you were chasing turns around and looks at you, it is holding some sort of... yup, that's an axe
[16:28] <Lily_Palmer> "STOP RUNNING OR ILL FUCKING STAB YOU"
[16:28] <Roo_inline[DM]> "WELL THEN, FUCKING GO AHEAD AND TRY
[16:28] <Lily_Palmer> I throw the knife at him
[16:29] <Lily_Palmer> roll 1d20+2
[16:29] <Guest26474> Lily_Palmer rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=17 ]{19}
[16:29] <Lily_Palmer> ((that was dex btw))
[16:29] <Roo_inline[DM]> you fucking stab him between the legs
[16:29] <Roo_inline[DM]> yup
[16:29] <Lily_Palmer> BETWEEN?
[16:29] <Roo_inline[DM]> roll 2d4+2 damage
[16:29] <Guest26474> Roo_inline[DM] rolled 2d4+2 damage [ 2d4=6 ]{8}
[16:29] <Roo_inline[DM]> you know. his...
[16:29] <Lily_Palmer> oh god
[16:30] <Lily_Palmer> well that was effective
[16:30] <Roo_inline[DM]> the carapacian doubles over in pain and falls to the ground with tears in its eyes
[16:30] <Lily_Palmer> "NOT SO TOUGH WITHOUT YOUR NUTS"
[16:31] <Lily_Palmer> I float down to make sure the carapacian is still alive
[16:31] <Roo_inline[DM]> it throws the fucking axe at you
[16:31] <Roo_inline[DM]> roll 1d20+1 for axe
[16:31] <Guest26474> Roo_inline[DM] rolled 1d20+1 for axe [ 1d20=5 ]{6}
[16:31] <Roo_inline[DM]> yet, it doesn't even go near you
[16:31] <Lily_Palmer> "wow you aim is shit"
[16:32] <Roo_inline[DM]> "FUCK IT! fuckfuckfuck!
[16:32] <Lily_Palmer> "now tell me who has the ring or ill make your last minutes alive worse"
[16:32] <Roo_inline[DM]> "fuck you"
[16:32] <Lily_Palmer> "welp"
[16:32] <Roo_inline[DM]> the carapacian takes the knife from its groin and stabs himself in the face
[16:33] <Lily_Palmer> I go to take the knife out of his face, but suddenly get a better idea
[16:33] <Lily_Palmer> I walk back and grab the axe
[16:34] <Lily_Palmer> then fly back up and resume my search
[16:34] <Roo_inline[DM]> roll wis
[16:34] <Guest26474> Roo_inline[DM] rolled wis error: malformed expression
[16:34] <Lily_Palmer> roll 1d20-1
[16:35] <Guest26474> Lily_Palmer rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=5 ]{4}
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[16:35] <Roo_inline[DM]> you see a group of guards entering a rather big building
[16:35] <Lily_Palmer> I follow them in
[16:36] <Roo_inline[DM]> you enter some sort of lobby for an hotel? not quite sure, there is... omfg is that blood on the roof?
[16:36] <Roo_inline[DM]> how does blood get on the roof?!
[16:36] <Lily_Palmer> "that... that looks bad"
[16:37] <Lily_Palmer> is the blood soaking through the roof, or is it blood splattered on the roof?
[16:37] <Roo_inline[DM]> botth
[16:37] <Lily_Palmer> oh joy
[16:38] <Lily_Palmer> "HEY IF YOURE IN HERE, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP"
[16:39] <Lily_Palmer> "IM WILLING TO CASTRATE YOU JUST LIKE I CASTRATED THE LAST GUY"
[16:39] <Roo_inline[DM]> one of the guards takes a megaphone ((is it written like that?)) and speaks into it
[16:39] <Roo_inline[DM]> "COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP, YOU ARE SURROUNDED"
[16:39] <Roo_inline[DM]> "AND... there's a rather bloodthirsty kid in here"
[16:39] <Lily_Palmer> "yeah sorry about that"
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[16:40] <Lily_Palmer> "got into the moment yknow"
[16:40] <Roo_inline[DM]> "dont sweat it kiddo"
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[16:42] <Roo_inline[DM]> please roll wis
[16:42] <Lily_Palmer> roll 1d20-1
[16:42] <Guest26474> Lily_Palmer rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=5 ]{4}
[16:43] <Roo_inline[DM]> you hear some mechanical sounds. and a faint beeping
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[16:43] <Lily_Palmer> "guys i think we should clear the building"
[16:43] <Roo_inline[DM]> "GET DOW-" is all that you manage to hear before a blinding light and deafening noise fill the room
[16:44] <Roo_inline[DM]> you are stunned and half-blind as you see the black shelled carapacian escape
[16:44] <Roo_inline[DM]> now, roll con for staying awake
[16:44] <Lily_Palmer> roll 1d20+3
[16:44] <Guest26474> Lily_Palmer rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=10 ]{13}
[16:45] <Roo_inline[DM]> you shake some of the dizzyness
[16:45] <Roo_inline[DM]> there's.... there's stuff on fire
[16:46] <Lily_Palmer> angry at falling for such a rooky mistake, i chase after the carapacian that escaped
[16:46] <Roo_inline[DM]> some carapacians are struggling to stand up. some of them are running into the building
[16:47] <Roo_inline[DM]> they are dragging people away, and a rather bulky and tall carapacian grabs you from under your arms and carries you away
[16:47] <Roo_inline[DM]> "can you hear me?"
[16:47] <Lily_Palmer> "yes"
[16:47] <Roo_inline[DM]> "hello?"
[16:47] <Lily_Palmer> "its not the first time ive dealt with an explosion like that"
[16:48] <Roo_inline[DM]> "omg you are alive" the carapacian lets out a breath of relief
[16:48] <Lily_Palmer> "hell yeah im alive"
[16:48] <Roo_inline[DM]> the carapacian ignores the second part of your comment
[16:49] <Lily_Palmer> "the guy who did this is escaping"
[16:49] <Roo_inline[DM]> "you may have suffered a concussion, please dont do anything sudden"
[16:50] <Lily_Palmer> "where did all these guys come from"
[16:50] <Roo_inline[DM]> "derse"
[16:50] <Lily_Palmer> "well yeah i mean"
[16:50] <Lily_Palmer> "HOW did they get here"
[16:50] <Lily_Palmer> "as far as im aware they cant just waltz from planet to planet"
[16:51] <Roo_inline[DM]> "well, they FOUND a way"
[16:51] <Roo_inline[DM]> "hell if i know, my family was in the freaking market when the whole deal began"
[16:51] <Lily_Palmer> "god damn it" i start muttering some more choice curses under my breath"
[16:51] <Lily_Palmer> ((ignore that last "))
[16:52] <Lily_Palmer> "have you seen another girl like me running around"
[16:52] <Roo_inline[DM]> the carapacian takes a walkie talkie or some sort of communicator from his belt
[16:53] <Roo_inline[DM]> "how does she look?"
[16:53] <Lily_Palmer> "long black flowy hair, purple eyes, more fleshy than err... armored"
[16:54] <Roo_inline[DM]> *click* "kinda chubby girl with black hair and purple eyes, you seen her? over"
[16:55] <Roo_inline[DM]> *click "she's in bay A1. over" an artificial voice answers
[16:56] <Lily_Palmer> I breathe out a sigh of relief
[16:57] <Lily_Palmer> "as long as shes alright then im alright"
[16:57] <Roo_inline[DM]> "...you like her dont you?"
[16:57] <Lily_Palmer> "is it that obvious?" i blush slightly
[16:58] <Roo_inline[DM]> the carapacian continues carrying you, he gently places you in a wheelchair and carts you to an ambulance
[16:58] <Roo_inline[DM]> "not quite"
[16:58] <Lily_Palmer> "so i heard these guys are after a ring"
[16:58] <Lily_Palmer> "why is that"
[16:59] <Roo_inline[DM]> "the ring is important to prospit"
[16:59] <Lily_Palmer> "so losing it is really bad"
[17:01] <Roo_inline[DM]> "yup"
[17:01] <Roo_inline[DM]> the ambulance takes off
[17:01] <Lily_Palmer> "and we havent found whoever has it"
[17:01] <Roo_inline[DM]> "really, you should rest your eyes, you were basically next to the blast"
[17:01] <Lily_Palmer> "nah im fine dude"
[17:01] <Lily_Palmer> "fit as a fiddle"
[17:01] <Roo_inline[DM]> "we have an idea"
[17:02] <Roo_inline[DM]> "im taking you to A1"
[17:02] <Roo_inline[DM]> "you cant see me right now but im winking"
[17:02] <Lily_Palmer> "ill take your word for it"
[17:03] <Lily_Palmer> "fuck man"
[17:03] <Lily_Palmer> "this is the worst time for this to happen"
[17:03] <Roo_inline[DM]> "you said it"
[17:03] <Lily_Palmer> "i was supposed to find how to get into the crypts but i ended up getting fucking owned"
[17:03] <Lily_Palmer> "rolands gonna be pissed"
[17:04] <Roo_inline[DM]> "friend of yours?"
[17:04] <Lily_Palmer> "yeah"
[17:04] <Lily_Palmer> "hes dead"
[17:04] <Lily_Palmer> "im supposed to revive him"
[17:04] <Lily_Palmer> "somehow"
[17:04] <Roo_inline[DM]> ((lily's level once again?))
[17:05] <Roo_inline[DM]> "oh"
[17:05] <Roo_inline[DM]> "i... uhhh"
[17:05] <Lily_Palmer> ((4))
[17:05] <Roo_inline[DM]> "i think we are here"
[17:05] <Lily_Palmer> "i know right"
[17:05] <Lily_Palmer> "sounds fucking crazy"
[17:05] <Roo_inline[DM]> the ambulance stops
[17:06] <Roo_inline[DM]> "being honest. yes, it does"
[17:06] <Lily_Palmer> "not the craziest thing though"
[17:07] <Lily_Palmer> "did you know im supposed to breed frogs?"
[17:07] <Roo_inline[DM]> the doors open, you are taken to some place with tents and a bunch of people
[17:07] <Roo_inline[DM]> "yup, we all do know"
[17:07] <Lily_Palmer> "ok well thats a genuinely surprising response"
[17:07] <Lily_Palmer> "do you know why"
[17:08] <Roo_inline[DM]> "creating the genesis frog"
[17:08] <Lily_Palmer> "genesis frog huh"
[17:08] <Lily_Palmer> "sounds like a cool guy"
[17:08] <Roo_inline[DM]> *click* "hey, AA. where's the girl?"
[17:08] <Lily_Palmer> "why me though"
[17:09] <Lily_Palmer> "kinda weird"
[17:09] <Roo_inline[DM]> *click* "medium injuries"
[17:09] <Roo_inline[DM]> "dont question it"
[17:09] <Roo_inline[DM]> "oh nice"
[17:09] <Lily_Palmer> "alright, ill just go with it"
[17:10] <Roo_inline[DM]> you are carted to medium injuries, you can see iris in a hospital bed, there's a big carapacian talking to her