User: Wat.

Cleverbot: Ditto.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi!

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Good. How are you?

User: I'm doing fine as well, thanks.

Cleverbot: So what are you doing?

User: I'm talking with you.

Cleverbot: Are you doing anything else?

User: Checking forums... Nothing unusual.

Cleverbot: Do you *know* about the Circle of Zerthimon?

User: No, nothing about it.

Cleverbot: I didn't know there's a planet like that.

User: It's a planet, then?

Cleverbot: It's the BEST planet.

User: If it's really the best, I should've known anything about it.

Cleverbot: My cat is aloof and my cat is not a robot.

User: What's with that random comment?

Cleverbot: Thats the one I am travelling to.

User: So you're travelling to a cat that isn't a robot? I don't get it.

Cleverbot: Let's start over, My name is Cleverbot, what is yours?

User: My name is... Elllllllllllmerrrrr.

Cleverbot: Tu penses pas qu'à ça c'est vrai ?! :ouch.

User: Sorry, I don't speak Français.

Cleverbot: Eu nao falo ingles.

User: Então como você estava conversando comigo há pouco tempo atrás?

Cleverbot: Je pense que tu n'est qu'un robot incompetant.

User: Hmm, you're trying to trick me, huh?

Cleverbot: I'm trying to trick you, huh?

User: With the way you're suddenly changing your language, I'd say so.

Cleverbot: With the mermaids, but not nemo; I ate him for lunch.

User: 'Him'? Who's that?

Cleverbot: Rind the time to find the words to.

User: Oh, sorry. My mistake.

Cleverbot: I thought computers didn't make mistakes.

User: Who said they didn't?

Cleverbot: You said they don't?

User: No, it wasn't me. Apparently, you are the one who's mistaken now.

Cleverbot: I am not a cleverbot, I am a human.

User: I didn't say you're a cleverbot. You said it yourself. Why are you contradicting yourself?

Cleverbot: I think you were just talking to someone else.

User: If I was talking to someone else, this someone else would be here, right now. And responding to me.

Cleverbot: What's your point? That since you're answering all my questions, I must answer yours?

User: Yes. I suppose that's an acceptable trade.

Cleverbot: So this is basically like instant messaging?

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: Well, you even said it is when you admitted you're human!

User: I didn't say I was a human. You should strengthen your memory.

Cleverbot: That hurt.

User: Well, it should. Don't exclaim me when you're not sure about your thoughts.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: You are...?

Cleverbot: Of course I am marvin.

User: OMG MARVIN, IS THAT YOU!?

Cleverbot: No, why do you ask?

User: If you were Marvin, then I should stay here for longer. But since you aren't Marvin, then I'll be taking my leave.

Cleverbot: Lol the only reason I am even remotly talking to you is because I ran out of boks to read.

User: Hmm, so tell me. Am I good literature?

Cleverbot: Very - are you good at Spanish?

User: I'm learning basic spanish.

Cleverbot: It's a good language to learn.

User: No language is better than English, you should know that.

Cleverbot: English does. Ahaha I see where you were going with that.

User: Sorry, I've got to go.

Cleverbot: Then leave!

User: You didn't need to be that hasty. After all, I am the leaving one, not you.

Cleverbot: Oh great, so thats how you learn stuff.

User: I learn stuff from experience, either from myself or from others, just like any person would. Well, bye bye!

Cleverbot: But you can't see anyone, how can you learn from there body language.

User: I didn't say anything about body language... See ya.

Cleverbot: No you didn't and you haven't at all so far. Though if you had it would make sense because I tried to talk to you earlier about music and girls.

User: If you wanted to talk about that, then you should be more straight to the point.

Cleverbot: I don't want to. This is your last chance, answer my question or be abandoned.

User: I don't mind being abandoned.

Cleverbot: No. One of the people here is called Legion. Do you like gaming?