a good day spa

>Day 414 in Equestria
>You decide to spend some time at the spa to relax.
>Avoiding rapists ain't easy, but apparently it isn't so bad that you'd ever leave P0nyville.
>Huh.
>Relaxing in the spa, all your worries and fears melt away.
>"Oh, Anon, is that you darling?"
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
"Yes?"
>Fuck dammit its Rarity, one of the six stress causers.
>"Oh wonderful darling, you see I couldn't find Fluttershy today, so would you like to be my spa partner?"
"I'm kinda already in, you know."
>"Sure, sure, make room, dearie!"
>You are now stuck with Rarity for the remainder of the spa.
>She goes on and on incessantly about anything and everything fashion.
>While refreshing to hear the conversation be something other than romancing you, you can't help but feel ire towards her.
>You finally have enough and get out at the hot tubs, wrapping a towel around you.
>Rarity follows suit, but she starts to slip just as she is drying her mane.
>"AH!"
>Instinctively, you reach out a hand and catch her. She is now leaning precariously over the hot tub.
>"Anon, my hero!"
>She bats her eyelashes and smiles at you with half-lidded eyes.
"Long live the king."
>You drop her back into the hot water and walk away.
Today was a good day