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- >"Anonymous, the jury finds you guilty of being a doodie head toward Miss Cheerilee."
- >You look over at the jury of fillies trying not to laugh.
- "This can't be legal!"
- >"Nothing's more honest than the words of young ones, Anonymous. You have two choices now. You can go to prison for a year, or serve community service for a day."
- >You're a bit taken back by the stupidity of what Princess Celestia just said.
- "I choose community service."
- >She smiles.
- >"Your community service is tomorrow at the school house. You shall be Miss Cheerilee's assistant in teaching."
- "WHAT?!"
- >You stand next to Cheerilee as she teaches the kids that got you into this fucked up situation.
- >"Anonymous, could I please have the chalk?"
- "You've got hooves don't you?"
- >She raises an eyebrow at you.
- >"Community service."
- "Ugh..."
- >You grab the chalk that was no more than two feet away from her and hand it to her.
- >She grabs it with her mouth and throws it across the floor in front of her.
- >"Oh, my mistake. I seem to have dropped it."
- >She gives you a shit eating grin.
- "Like shit you dropped it! You tossed it!"
- >She gives you a glare.
- >You relax a little.
- >She smiles.
- >"Could you please get that for me?"
- >With a groan, you walk over and bend down to pick it up.
- >You feel a snout come in very close to your crotch and inhale deeply.
- >Jesus Christ, she's insane.
- >That's the reason you were taken to court.
- >Not because you harassed her as Princess Celestia has been led to believe.
- >Not because you were a doodie head.
- >It's because this bitch is crazy, but no one believes your side of the story.
- >You stand up and turn to her.
- >She wears a goofy smile on her face having just smelled your rear.
- >You hand her the chalk again, but this time she takes it in her hoof and smiles at you while blushing slightly.
- *
- >"Thank you. You can be seated now."
- >She points to the tiny chair next to her desk.
- "You're kidding, right?"
- >She shakes her head.
- "Why can't I sit at that chair?"
- >You point to the one that's actually reasonably sized.
- >"Because that's your chair. I'm sorry Anonymous, do you have a problem with your chair? I could call the Princess..."
- >Sit on the chair and glare at her.
- >"Great!"
- >She turns around, lifting her tail so that you can see everything she has to offer.
- >She wiggles her ass a bit as she teaches the fillies about the many shapes there are in the world.
- "This is wrong on so many levels..."
- >She turns to you.
- >"What is? My shapes?"
- "No—"
- >"Then stand up and show the class the correct way to draw shapes."
- "Uhhh... Okay."
- >You stand and take the chalk from Cheerilee.
- >"First draw a circle."
- >You draw a crude circle on the board with the chalk.
- >"Now draw another circle right next to that one.
- >Doing as she says, you draw another circle to the right of the first one.
- >Cheerilee rubs her body up against yours as she speaks.
- >"Now draw an oval between them."
- >You look down at her and lower your voice.
- "I'm not drawing a dick, Cheerilee. There are children here."
- >"Oh, okay. I guess I'll just tell Princess Celestia that—"
- >Before she can finish, you draw the oval between them.
- >She bites her lip and inhales sharply.
- *
- "You're fucking crazy..."
- >She ignores you and turns to the fillies.
- >"Now class, what can you tell me about these three shapes?"
- >She can't be serious.
- >Diamond Tiara and Snips raise their hooves.
- >"Yes Snips?"
- >"It's an upside down face!"
- >You look at it again and smile.
- >These young ones are so innocent...
- >"Good guess! Diamond Tiara?"
- >"It looks like a penis!"
- >You close your eyes and sigh.
- >Cheerilee beams at the young one.
- >"Correct! And do you know what we do with the penis?"
- >Diamond Tiara is stumped.
- >You glare at Cheerilee.
- >She isn't actually going to do this, is she?
- >She turns to you.
- >"Well, why don't we have Anon help us out?"
- >She reaches for your pants with a hoof.
- >"Anonymous, the jury finds you guilty of assault and having stinky gross poopy breath."
- >You leer at the fillies in the jury failing to stifle their giggles.
- >"You can either stay on house arrest for seven years or spend one year in prison."
- >Uh uh.
- >She's not getting you again with that bullshit.
- "I choose house arrest."
- >Now at home on the couch.
- >Princess Shitlestia said you can't leave your house for anything that's not an emergency.
- >She also said that a care taker would be designated for you to do shopping and other things that you need.
- >If anything, that sounds like a good thing.
- >You get to spend all your time indoors, someone does everything for you, and you don't have to worry about Cheerilee for seven years.
- >The doorbell rings and you call to the door.
- "Come in!"
- >It opens.
- >Cheerilee's voice is heard, "Why hello Anonymous! I'll be your care taker!"
- >Turn and stare blankly at her as she stands in the doorway with a maid outfit on.
- >Fucking Celestia.
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