Group 4 Session 44b

<uSeaGM> **Group 4 Short Session 44b is a go!**
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<uSeaGM> Milia gave everypony wings! Some enjoy them while others resemble a fluffy puce spritebot with a broken gyroscope... and for the only native flyer in the group the reaction is very strange indeed...
<uSeaGM> AtomBell lays flat across her marefriend's leg, still grimacing, "Gah! Did I lay on something?"
<uSeaGM> <Spectre> "I don't think so." She tries to look underneath Atom for anything
<uSeaGM> AtomBell twists, trying to get a look at her back
<uSeaGM> AtomBell just ends up biting down on her leg <Ow... my wings are... really sore.>
<uSeaGM> Spectre applies kisses to Atom's wings as best she can
<uSeaGM> AtomBell feels a little better
<uSeaGM> <AtomBell> "Do.... they look okay?"
<uSeaGM> Artifica looks over AtomBell.
<uSeaGM> AtomBell 's wingbases smoke with ethereal zebra power.....
<uSeaGM> <Watch_Tower> Her Lip also sports a REALLY bushy mustache :3
* Watch_Tower returns to survey his hoofty work.
<Spectre> "Your wings look all smoky, Atom. And I mean literally. They look like they're smoking."
* Milia blinks, observing the smoldering pegasus' wings carefully. "Yeah, that sounds like something I'd cause..." <...why do I want a cigarette all of a sudden?...>
* NomABerry is still wearing the top hat, the monocle and the magical mustaches, so she still is the group's backup doctor "i know how to fix it! we put together a posse and we ride in the sunset with a cool music theme"
* NomABerry "with the classical good ending scene, everything should go back to normal"
* Spectre facehoof
* Watch_Tower is sadden by the lack of reactions of the mustache.
<Watch_Tower> (for the*)
* Milia nods thoughtfully at Berry's sage advice. "Yes...yes...that sounds proper. It's still light out, too, so we could totally do it today!"
* NomABerry "alrigh, first we need a posse!.... ah... what is a posse?"
* AtomBell is now known as AtomBell[Weather]
* Milia taps a hoof to her chin. "I think it's just a bunch of ponies who always hang around each other all the time...and I'm pretty sure they have to smoke and drink a bunch and commit crimes."
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* Milia jostles her saddlebags full of whiskey and cigarettes a couple times. "Two outta three ain't bad..."
<Watch_Tower> "I think we're a posse."
<Watch_Tower> "Sans crimes at least."
* Kkat is now known as Artifica
* Artifica considers, "No, I don't think they have to commit crimes.  A posse can be folks who round up criminals too."
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* NomABerry "but i dont' want to smoke...."
* Milia beams a wide grin to the unicorn. "Oh, perfect then! Now we just need a cool theme song."
* NomABerry sadfaces "i guess this means that atom can't be saved..."
* Artifica snuggles Berry.  "That's okay.  Not all the members of the posse have to smoke."
<Spectre> "Could the take the fact that my marefriend's wings are smoking like they're on fire the slightest bit seriously?
* NomABerry "well, if atom's life is on the bet, i'll smoke for her!"
* NomABerry takes a look at spectre "okay, we can panic and cry or look for a real medic...."
* NomABerry "i'll ask around for a doctor" starts looking for somepony with a decent understanding of medicine in the manor
<Spectre> "Thank you!" Spec calls after Berry
* Artifica nods to Spectre. "I'm sorry.  I'd use my healing... but I'm not sure what would happen.  I don't want to heal her the wrong way."
<Watch_Tower> "Well...if she seems stable why don't we let her get some rest?"
* Milia raises her hooves, in a concilliatory gesture. "I ain't touching her, my crazy-ass zebra gobbledygook already did enough. My next potion or talisman would probably turn her into smooze or something."
* Artifica nods, hoping that agreeing is at least doing something useful.  "How can I help?"
* Watch_Tower moves to move Atom onto his back without using magic.
<Watch_Tower> "Anypony know where there is a comfy bed?"
<Watch_Tower> "I'll set her there."
* Spectre could easily have moved Stom but kay
* AtomBell[Weather] is now known as AtomBell
<uSeaGM> In her search, NomABerry finds the doctor-colt with his trailing white coat. If you need something wrapped in bandages he's the foal for the job!
* NomABerry is not really suure that a doctor colt is good enough, but he's the best she could find "doctor, doctor, we have a case od a pony with smoking wings!"
* Watch_Tower might be traveling slowly so that we wind up with a mustached Atom Mummy.
<uSeaGM> "Silly filly!" the colt replies. "Ponies don't have wings!"
* AtomBell is unconcious or something again
* Artifica lacks confidence in this doctor....
* NomABerry "yes they do, duh!"
* NomABerry "i shot lotta pegasi back in the dayts and not only they had wings but tasted like chicken... and it is a different taste from griffins"
* AtomBell 's wings twist and warp before becoming basically bat like.  Anyway I write it it'll sound ham fisted so there, it just happens.
* Artifica blinks, stepping back.  "AtomBell!"
<uSeaGM> The colt looks at AtomBell. "See, vut you have here iz a bat." He nods knowingly.
* Milia 's eyes go wide. "IDIDN'TDOIT." <Crap, I totally did it...>
* Watch_Tower quickly sets Atom down and watches. "oh crap"
* NomABerry takes a long look at atom's new wings and makes a face "ah.... she's scary"
* Milia trots up to Spectre, placing a hoof on her back. "Uh...I think my voodoo turned your marefriend into a batpony...sorry about that..."
* AtomBell remains unconcious like a champ
* NomABerry "can you unvoodoo her, doctor? milia? someone?"
<Watch_Tower> "uhh...I can try a spell."
<Watch_Tower> "knocks out magic...,but I dunno if it'll work."
* Spectre blinks. How the hell did she not notice that? "Actually I don't mind but uhh...is it permanent? Just curious."
* NomABerry "i hope it's not or we will need a bonesaw and it's going to be messy and we need our doctor all in one piece1"
* Artifica blinks, shocked.  Then rushes to AtomBell's side, checking pulse and breathing.  Followed by temperature and pupils.
<Spectre> "You're not cutting my marefriends wings off Berry."
<Watch_Tower> "Yeah, that wouldn't be a good thing."
* NomABerry whispers to the doctor colt "will she sleep hanging from te ceiling, upside down?"
* AtomBell has no idea of her condition, she's unconcious!
* Milia opens her mouth to speak, but doesn't have an answer. "Uh...I can...try to mix something up. Funny story, though! I kinda...sorta...learned the recipe to the flight talisman in my sleep..."
<Watch_Tower> "Sounds like how I've learned a few spells...well that and experimentation."
* NomABerry just don't give her scales and petrifying gaze too....
<NomABerry> ""
<Spectre> "Shouldn't we wait for Atom to wake up and decide before we start trying to reverse it?"
<Watch_Tower> "Yeah that sounds good."
* NomABerry "ah... that's a good idea too, spectre"
* Milia nods at Spectre. "Merely theorizing! Don't mind me."
* NomABerry "so we need her to be awake" approaches AtomBell and starts the awakening sequence omega: facelicking!
* NomABerry -LICK-
* AtomBell was already waking up when Berry put her plan into action. "Cerberus, do-," she sighs and gets lickked.
<AtomBell> *licked.
* Watch_Tower reminds Atom and Berry to the presence of a stash
* NomABerry "trots back happy with the results of procedure omega"
<NomABerry> *without the ""
* Milia hesitantly approaches Atom. "Uh...heya, Doc...how do you, uh, feel there?...Any different?"
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* AtomBell catches sight of her mustache and faints again or something
<Watch_Tower> "uhh..."
* Watch_Tower catches AtomBell unless Spectre does
* Spectre catches Atom "This is why we can't have nice things."
<Watch_Tower> "I'd argue that it is a very nice moustache
<Spectre> Mustaches are itchy and not condusive to kissing."
<Watch_Tower> "It'll disappear." He was pretty sure.
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<Watch_Tower> "We should...probably get going."
* NomABerry "actually i like mustaches, they make me look manly"
* Milia swallows nervously, nodding. "Y-yeah...we've got a job to do, after all. She'll...come around eventually." the zebra mutters, shooting a worried glance to Atom.
<Milia> <I hope...>
* Watch_Tower mustaches Berry
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<Watch_Tower> <She will be...>
<Watch_Tower> <She's mostly just in shock.>
<Watch_Tower> "Yo Dog I heard you like Mustaches."
* Watch_Tower grins
* Artifica has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
* NomABerry since the mood doesn't seem to be good for more jokes, decides to stop playing silly and simply follow the others
* Milia rolls her eyes as she trots out the front door. "Stallions and their love of facial hair..."
* Watch_Tower has none naturally.
* Watch_Tower leads the way to somewhere!...quickly falling back to let the others do who know where they are going.
<uSeaGM> "Follow the roads North-East to reach the Junkyard," Jeeves calls after them.
<Watch_Tower> "Thanks Jeeves."
* Watch_Tower waves and sets off
* Milia waves a hoof and calls out to Jeeves. "Got it! Thanks, dude!"
<Watch_Tower> "Really cool guy."
* Milia chuckles. "...yeah. I had him pegged way wrong."
* Arcane_Scroll is now known as Arcane_Scroll[A]
* Watch_Tower grins. "I never knew him any other way."
* Spectre is carrying Atom as she follows ponies
<Milia> "In my defense, though, he DID TK me by the ear when he saw me smoking a cigarette and started ranting at me about proper etiquette..."
<uSeaGM> Our party sets off again, this time leaving the farm land behind to head northeast towards the Junkyard. Around them the landscape is a series of rolling hills with sparse vegetation that stretch off into the distance. A mountain looms on the horizon which seems to be where they're headed.
* Milia sticks her nose up in snooty indignance. "I'm PERFECTLY dainty just the way I am, thank you very much! Anypony who says otherwise can just go sodomize themselves with the business end of an AMR!"
<Watch_Tower> "so close to Dainty."
* Milia flicks her tail at Watch Tower. "Hush, you."
* Watch_Tower chuckles.
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<uSeaGM> Fields gradually become replaced by trees, stunted green pines that huddle together as if for warmth. On one side its actually thick enough to be called a forest.
* Watch_Tower can't see the forest for the trees
* Milia would slap him for that one.
* Watch_Tower totally thought it
* Milia slaps him for that one.
* Watch_Tower laughs. "can't tell me to watch my motuh."
* Milia snorts. "No, but smacking you works just as well!"
* Spectre is just thinking of dirty thoughts about Atom's new wings
* Spectre really is a perv with a lot of fetishes
<uSeaGM> With the threat of snipers still at the back of your mind, seemingly everyone spots a raised rocky outcropping half way up a wooded hill that partially peaks through the trees. You find yourselves thinking that that would be a decent place for a sniper to be... relatively well hidden but with a view of the open path... and then you notice an unnatural shape amongst the rocks... some kind of hut?
* Spectre floats her rifle up and looks at the shape through her scope
* Watch_Tower is doing his best to ignore them thoughts. <Don't think dirty thoughts about Spec's marefriend...even if she keeps....>
* NomABerry is quite distracted along the way and doesn't seem to pay attention to anything
* Milia turns her attention to the mountainous terrain they're crossing into. More specifically, the small domicile in the distance. <Heads up...> her eyes glance over to Spectre, noticing she's already got her rifle out. <...anything?>
* Watch_Tower shakes his head seeing the hut. <I can get over there and check it out.>
<Spectre> "Definitely a pony made structure. Looks abandoned though, if how overgrown it is is any indication."
* Milia relaxes a bit, not realizing she had tensed up instinctually. "Huh...makes sense..."
<Spectre> "Old guard outpost or something, maybe."
* Milia perks up. "Well, wasteland law dictates we must now go check it out and loot it!"
<Watch_Tower> "Think there might be any snipers?"
<Spectre> "Didn't see anything."
<Milia> "If there were, they're taking their sweet time taking a shot at us, considering we WERE just in an open field, and are now in a forest."
<Watch_Tower> "I think...I'l check." Watch closes his eyes taking a deep breath and telepo0rts up to the hut. (zen casting teleport)
<Watch_Tower> <If I get shot you know...don't run out>
* Milia winks. "Not exactly favorable pot shot conditions, hm? Uh, oh...he's gone."
<Milia> <You know we could have just WALKED over there.>
* Milia does exactly that.
<Watch_Tower> <Better safe than sorry.>
* NomABerry simply watches as the others approach the hut their way and decides not to mention her stealth skills. bragging is bad, right?
<uSeaGM> Watch_Tower appears next to the rundown, rusty shack and manages to find footing on the hill's rugged slope.
<Watch_Tower> <careful the footing is not the best>
* Milia begins to bound up the terrain like some sort of mountain goat. <Yeah, yeah, we'll be fine. If all else fails, I'll just sprout some wings or something!>
* Watch_Tower examins the hut up close. <Seems a Tree fell on the hut. Roof is all caved in>
* NomABerry frowns "you want me to check the place?"
* Watch_Tower trots about the hut.
<uSeaGM> Our group leaves the path and weaves through the trees, heading deeper into the forest. Trees press in on every side blocking light from above and branches crack underhoof as they travel.
* Spectre stops Milia and Berry with a leg.
* Milia stops with a jolt. "Woah, what's up?"
<Spectre> <Shush. There's something else out here.>
<Milia> <Oh, fun...any idea what?>
<Spectre> <Nope. Just herd more snapping twigs than there should have been.>
<uSeaGM> After the sudden stop everyone on the forest floor hears it... wood clacking on wood very quietly. The sound lasts for a moment.
* NomABerry is stopped abruptly "what the-"
* NomABerry shuts up and takes a look around "we better get back to the path...."
<Milia> <Might be too late for that...>
<Watch_Tower> <...alright I really hope thats not what I think it is...>
<Watch_Tower> <anypony know if timber wolves are common in this area?>
<uSeaGM> Then the smell hits them, foul breath like rotting wood.
<Milia> <What, in a forest?  What the hell do you->
* NomABerry sighs and flattens on the ground, looking for a decent cover
* Milia gags a bit.
<Milia> <-...think?!>
* Watch_Tower instantly regrets not having purchased incindiary grenades when he was getting ammo.
* NomABerry retrieves her laser pistol with her tail
<uSeaGM> With its prey alerted, the forest growls.
<uSeaGM> **End of Session**
* Spectre thinks better of her location and pulls out her riot shotgun instead
* Watch_Tower loads his plasma rounds into his launcher