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- Guide to Being A Champ in Pointless "Educational" Institutions
- Disclaimer: Different habits work for different people. YMMV.
- In the following guide I will document the various habits and
- philosophies that have helped me academically succeed. The habits simply apply
- to the organization and assimilation of information (i.e. studying). With
- respect to the philosophies, they form more abstract rules/points/etc to which
- I feebly attempt to adhere.
- KEY: [HHx] := habit #x
- [PPx] := philosophical point #x
- [SSx] := section #x
- Section 1 - Generalized advice [SS1]
- [PP1]: Form good personal habits outside of academics. First and foremost,
- this habit eliminates the bulk of excuses you could use to avoid doing
- real academic work. More specifically, shower at least once a day,
- brush and floss every morning and night. If you shave, keep yourself
- clean-shaven. Get all of your chores done as soon as they come
- up.
- "What the Englishman said about survival was this: 'If you stop taking pride
- in your appearance, you will very soon die.' He said that he had seen
- several men die in the following way: 'They ceased to stand up straight,
- then ceased to shave or wash, then ceased to get out of bed, then ceased
- to talk, then died.' [...] The Englishman said that he, when captured,
- had made and kept the following vows to himself: To brush his teeth twice
- a day, to shave once a day, to wash his face and hands before every meal
- and after going to the latrine, to polish his shoes once a day, to exercise
- for at least half an hour each morning and then move his bowels, and to look
- into a mirror frequently, frankly evaluating his appearance, particularly
- with respect to posture." - Kurt Vonnegut, _Slaughterhouse Five_
- [HH1]: Create quantifiable goals. Seriously, do it. Personally, when I read
- textbooks and work through them, I form a quota of how many problems
- I will do and how many pages or chapters per day I will read.
- Furthermore, make sure you have some sort of overarching end for
- your studying as a whole. Split this objective into smaller sub-
- objectives until you complete what you started.
- [HH2]: Ensure an efficient working space. If you're studying seriously,
- you're sitting down in a chair in front of a desk with a nice light
- source.
- [HH3]: Stay calm and schedule your work. Assign your objectives to days and,
- optionally, timeslots. On the whole, you should be able to create a
- sensible plan for completing the work for any given week. If you panic,
- your plans will fall apart. In short: create a good plan and stick to
- it.
- [PP2]: Live adaptively and efficiently. Some people lack stable
- schedules, and they believe that this lack of stability destroys
- the possibility of an organized lifestyle. This is not so. You simply
- must redistribute time to account for disturbances. What's more, you
- should try to take advantage of human laziness in order to get more
- done. Leave your work within arm's reach as much as possible and
- make sure it's easy to get to work without a hassle.
- [PP3]: Realize that very little will come to you without hard work and
- perseverence, etc. This is what will allow you to academically surpass
- the *vast* majority of people. Beyond soul-crushing, gut-wrenching,
- hard work, you'll discover that working smarter helps. As such,
- it can help a lot to optimize your process AFTER you've started working
- hard.
- [PP4]: Learn how to cut losses. This means not simply acceptance of failure,
- but acceptance of failure at the correct time. This ability is key to
- keeping up your energy and avoiding overworking. If you overwork, it'll
- hit you very hard. Find out how to push yourself while still exercising
- caution.
- [PP5]: As mentioned in the first philosophical point, you must exercise.
- While it may seem like a waste of time, the stress release is well
- worth it. Such a variety of sports and workouts exist that you should
- be able to find at least one you like. Not only will the exercise help
- you unwind, it will help with developing discipline that you may apply
- in other areas.
- [HH4]: Always have some intellectually stimulating activity on your plate.
- Personally, I always make sure that I'm reading at least one classic
- literature or philosophy book at any time. You can study some subject
- in your free time if you'd like, or take up chess, or perhaps writing.
- Activities like these keep you on your toes and help with developing
- intellectual prowess at all times. You will actually see yourself
- becoming smarter over time, provided you keep to this habit.
- [PP6]: Realize the true nature of your academic work. In secondary school, you
- are generally going to be tasked with assimilating useless information
- en masse. Memorize what you need to memorize for exactly as long you
- need to use it and no longer. The information itself will likely never
- prove of use to you. More importantly, learn what you need to
- learn. Teachers already know this; they realize that the skills you
- gain from manipulating this information comprise the real sources of
- value. Learn to analyze information and to notice patterns. Learn to
- explain why certain patterns carry importance and how one may compose
- patterns in many studies in order to create a more effective end
- product.
- [HH5]: Develop a good workflow. Most people do well with an on-off pattern.
- Work for 45 minutes, rest for 15, something like that. If you fail to
- recognize the importance of rest and relaxation, you will crash hard.
- [HH6]: Take notes and do exercises in the textbook. If you don't do at least
- one of the two, you're not going to remember anything you study.
- Section 2: Subject-specific Advice
- Social Studies
- Social studies is more or less a study of cause and effect. Create a mental
- web of causality to track historical events. Try to take notes linking
- people, events, geography, trade, technology, and other factors together. Once
- you have created a sufficient web, you should be able to start at any point
- in the web and use connections to find the information you desire. Try to read
- between the lines as much as is reasonable. The textbook will only tell you
- relatively undisputed information; you must make your own conjectures about
- how people reacted to events and the nature of culture and collective
- consciousness at a given time period. Try to empathize with the people of the
- time period you study. Understand *why* they did what they did and the
- feelings that drove them to act as they did. Societal standards hold a crucial
- significance. What is acceptable and what is unacceptable in a given time
- period? Very rarely is history as black-and-white as the textbook says. As for
- assignments, you should really know how to write well for a history class.
- Generally you should abandon the ornate writing style of English in favor of
- packing as much information as possible into history essays.
- English
- Revise your essays until you cannot see through the red ink. More importantly,
- get others to revise your essays until you cannot see through the red ink.
- The teacher will probably ask you for incredibly minute details on the author
- in his/her quizzes and tests, so be prepared. When you're reading poetry, look
- out for hidden meaning and try to understand how the author enhances his/her
- poetry with literary devices. Take a poet's work in context of the period of
- time in which the poet composed it. You will inevitably have to work with
- tie-ins to history in English, unless you work with contemporary literature.
- As for prose, you should scour the work for hidden meaning. Because prose
- permits longer works, the author will likely employ more subtlety in
- expressing hidden meaning. If you're working with a narrative, understand the
- importance of the plot's pace and the story's character development. Character
- portraits in novels act as a red flag for foreshadowing and other important
- details. Work on your diction for essays and take into account your sentence
- lengths. Mix in a variety of short, medium, and long sentences in order to
- foster a sense of rhythm in your work. Accept that good writing remains hard
- to quantify; you will have to laboriously refine your work with the help of
- your peers until it seems good.
- Math & Science
- Work towards a very solid understanding of formal definitions and then use
- those definitions dynamically to fit the work teachers present to you. When
- you see a definition, function, formula, etc., plug a bunch of different data
- into the statement to see how it works and what it implies. For the physical
- sciences, understand the physical implications of mathematical formulae.
- Understand that scientific models are just that and that they are subject to
- revision. Scientific models consist of really good analogies; they rarely
- flawlessly model real-life interactions. However, in all likelihood the models
- you see will reflect 99% of real-life interactions. If you learn these models,
- definitions, etc., you will generally succeed. If you fail to comprehend the
- foundations of any science, you will not be successful in your studies.
- Algebraic manipulation in mathematics seems to me particularly important.
- Realize that the physical sciences generally consist of systems, interactions
- interal systems, and interactions external to systems. Take into account that
- mathematics problems in secondary school will provide you with all the data
- (not necessarily definitions/formulae) necessary to complete the problem,
- whereas physical science problems in secondary school will not always provide
- you the data necessary to solve a problem. As regards these physical science
- problems, in a word, infer.
- Foreign Language
- I hope you enjoy rote memorization of vocabulary. Accept that gaining a full
- knowledge of every dialect of a language approaches insanity. Instead, focus
- on a single dialect and understand its nuances well. Learn colloquial phrases;
- you will actually use them when speaking with natives, to great effect. Try to
- memorize as many words as you can and *use* them. Read literature written in
- the language you learn. Write essays in the language you learn. Work on
- different linguistic contexts: how would you use the language when writing a
- formal letter versus speaking with friends? Strive to acquire good
- pronunciation skills. Sounding like a native will impress not only teachers
- but also those who you speak to using the language. Rules of syntax tend to be
- hard to understand, because they seem to arise from nothing. Make an attempt
- to research the origin and nature of confusing linguistic rules in order to
- clear the fog. Most importantly, find something you like that primarily uses
- the language you learn and then immerse yourself in that thing. Immersion
- overtakes every other learning method by a mile in terms of efficiency.
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