Where do you try heading first?
Blanca
She isn't sure.
What, if anything, interesting is going on?
WallisDM
Well there is the current open garden, wherever the minotaur camp leads, or back on the walls
Mostly in the garden are green frogs and fountains
Blanca
She guesses she'll go check back in with the minotaur camp
WallisDM
Hark! The camp is gone! Dang nomadic minotaurs with their moving and what not. There are 4 paths around the camp area and one has distinct dirty prints of cow people
Blanca
She figures that the cow people can look after themselves, so she looks at the other paths for anything at all of note.
WallisDM
That leaves 3 paths, 2 along each horizontal wall and one taken by minotaurs
Blanca
Yeah, but she was looking for anything of note
Where am I? What does the place look like?
Are there any harpies?
Lizard Wizards?
Am I still in stone or garden?
Paths going in what direction?
Where would it take me?
Can I look down each path and decide suddenly that I'm not blind to everything around me?
WallisDM
Stone, a large sqare space. Basically they are to your left, upper left, minotaurs took right, and upper right
Left heading west and right to the east
And yes you can look down
Blanca
I do that for the left path, the upper left path, and the upper right path
Looking in them, that is.
WallisDM
You see, a turn, a fountain with a path behind it, and a fountain with a path behind it respectively
Blanca
Blanca guesses she'll roll something to make a decision. What would I roll to decide which path would be the most interesting?
WallisDM
Sure go for it
Blanca
What would I rollWhat would I rollWhat would I rollWhat would I rollWhat would I rollWhat would I rollWhat would I rollWhat would I rollWhat would I rollWhat would I rollWhat would I rollWhat would I rollv
WallisDM
wisdom or intelligence
Blanca
!roll 1d20+2 intelligence for figuring out which path would be the most interesting
Tyche[Dice]
Blanca rolled : 1d20+2 intelligence for figuring out which path would be the most interesting --> [ 1d20=19 ]{21}
WallisDM
YOu deduce the upper left
Blanca
She takes this path, ready for interesting things to happen to her
WallisDM
You see brown frogs around the fountain
behind the fountain is the
HALF HYDRA
Blanca
:oooo
She inspects it.
WallisDM
A DREADED FORCE THAT SPELLS DEATH WITH ITS EVERY SOMEWHAT DEVELOPED STEP. THIS BEAST IS LIKE A HYDRA BUT NOT AN ADULT YET
AND MY GOD IS IT A TOUGH OPPONENT
Blanca
Oh boy.
What is it, just a tiny hydra?
WallisDM
Its about as tall as you
Blanca
Blanca asks it what it's name is.
WallisDM
"HISS SCREECH ROAR" It says poetically
Blanca
Blanca claps her appreciation of the obviously angry person, and equips her weapons in self defense.
WallisDM
"HISS SNAP SNAP"
Do you accept his challenge?
Blanca
Sure
WallisDM
Roll danknitiative
Blanca
!roll 1d20
Tyche[Dice]
Blanca rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{1}
WallisDM
!rol 1d20+3
!roll 1d20+3
Tyche[Dice]
WallisDM rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{13}
WallisDM
You are already having trouble and fumble with your weapons, which kills you immediately
PSYCHE
WallisDM
What is your Intelligenmce mod
Blanca
2
for now
4 str
WallisDM
Crap this doesnt have defences other than AC does it
Blanca
physical resistance and mental resistance is a thing
for psionics, or rather
magic
WallisDM
what is your mental
Blanca
that target physical things
or mental things
19
WallisDM
oh golly
The Half Hydra tries to Wave Blast you
!roll 1d20+8
Tyche[Dice]
WallisDM rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{13}
WallisDM
It doesnt work
Then it tries Snapping its jaw at you
!roll 1d20+6
Tyche[Dice]
WallisDM rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{11}
Blanca
14 ac
WallisDM
End turn
Blanca
Blanca shrugs off the attacks with little a care in the world, however, she is quite certain that as soon as the hydra gets lucky it's going to hurt.
She runs at it, filled with determination
And conks it in the stomach with her pick
!roll 1d20+5
Tyche[Dice]
Blanca rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{6}
WallisDM
Miss
Blanca
She fails to conk it in the stomach with her pick
She uses her minor to do at least SOME damage to it
Her new spicy weapon shoots a blast of unavoidable missile at the hydra's face
It takes 6 damage
WallisDM
hE GROWLS AT YOU
Whoops
He growls at you
Blanca
end turn
btdubs
WallisDM
Well
Now it champs down on you
!roll 1d20+6
Tyche[Dice]
WallisDM rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{19}
WallisDM
!roll 1d8+6
Tyche[Dice]
WallisDM rolled : 1d8+6 --> [ 1d8=8 ]{14}
WallisDM
And for its minor it snorts bubles out of its nose
Blanca
Classy
WallisDM
End turn
Blanca
Blanca is a lot of things.
Smart
Loyal
One thing she isn't, is crazy
That bite hurt
But she's committed.
An apparently nothing in this 'game' is real!
Why shouldn't she strife?
WallisDM
I appreciate that
Blanca
!roll 1d20+5
Tyche[Dice]
Blanca rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{7}
Blanca
!roll 1d20+1
Tyche[Dice]
Blanca rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{13}
Blanca
Missing her first attack, she throws another, hoping for a not shitty luck streak
WallisDM
AC 12
Blanca
!roll 1d8
Tyche[Dice]
Blanca rolled : 1d8 --> [ 1d8=1 ]{1}
Blanca
She deals one damage
and ends her turn
WallisDM
vERY IMPRESSIVE
shit im sorry
playing morrowind
Anyways
!roll 1d20+8 to int blast
Tyche[Dice]
WallisDM rolled : 1d20+8 to int blast --> [ 1d20=5 ]{13}
WallisDM
miss
!roll 1d20+6 to fin slap
Tyche[Dice]
WallisDM rolled : 1d20+6 to fin slap --> [ 1d20=17 ]{23}
WallisDM
!roll 1d6+6 as fin slap
Tyche[Dice]
WallisDM rolled : 1d6+6 as fin slap --> [ 1d6=5 ]{11}
WallisDM
End
Blanca
She fakes out to the left before throwing her right axe right in the hydra's face, using the not blunt side
!roll 1d20+5
Tyche[Dice]
Blanca rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{23}
Blanca
!roll 2d8+4
Tyche[Dice]
Blanca rolled : 2d8+4 --> [ 2d8=2 ]{6}
Blanca
Wow.
She guesses she hit, but there is no way the gods hate her with these rolls
Anyway, she uses a minor to spend one of her heals
!roll 1d6+2+2
Tyche[Dice]
Blanca rolled : 1d6+2+2 --> [ 1d6=5 ]{9}
Blanca
!roll 1d6
Tyche[Dice]
Blanca rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=2 ]{2}
Blanca
She ends her turn there
WallisDM
Surprise attack
!roll 1d20+6
Tyche[Dice]
WallisDM rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{11}
WallisDM
Swing and Miss
!roll 1d20+6
Tyche[Dice]
WallisDM rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{12}
WallisDM
Missed agaiun
Blanca
!roll 1d20+5
Tyche[Dice]
Blanca rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{23}
Blanca
Luck turning around, Blanca sends another blow deep into the side of the baby hydra!
!roll 2d8+4
Tyche[Dice]
Blanca rolled : 2d8+4 --> [ 2d8=7 ]{11}
Blanca
Haha! Did a decent blow there!
She winds back around and makes another attack against the beast
!roll 1d20+1
Tyche[Dice]
Blanca rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{2}
Blanca
And stumbles and nearly drops her weapon
WallisDM
Close
Careful yound padawan
hydra hails you you
!roll 1dwo+6 to hail
Tyche[Dice]
WallisDM rolled : 1dwo+6 to hail --> error: malformed expression
WallisDM
!roll 1d20+6
Tyche[Dice]
WallisDM rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{22}
WallisDM
!roll 1d6+6 gtom intensive hailing
Tyche[Dice]
WallisDM rolled : 1d6+6 gtom intensive hailing --> [ 1d6=2 ]{8}
WallisDM
!roll 1d20 to call the salon about shock therapy
Tyche[Dice]
WallisDM rolled : 1d20 to call the salon about shock therapy --> [ 1d20=3 ]{3}
WallisDM
He takes 4 shock damage
Blanca
Success!
Blanca decides to do something different!
WallisDM
 He is nearing DEFEEt
Blanca
Climb up on the hydras back!
WallisDM
:o
roll climbin for fun
Blanca
!roll 1d20+10
Tyche[Dice]
Blanca rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{24}
WallisDM
You have enough fun to climb up
Blanca
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aib4TMTZyvE
I GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK
And perform the best most reasonable event that could ever be done.
I start to make a giant ice cube of sorts above the hydra
If he doesn't interrupt me in his next turn
Imma drop it
End
WallisDM
roll some for dank hydra refridgeration
Blanca
"If he doesn't interrupt me in his next turn"
WallisDM
 ehopd
Well he reaches his only head back to snip at yiu
BRB
Blanca
k
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WallisDM
ALRIGHT
His neck is short
Blanca
Yeah?
Welcome back
WallisDM
So he extendo necks himself
!roll 1d20 to extend neck
Tyche[Dice]
WallisDM rolled : 1d20 to extend neck --> [ 1d20=1 ]{1}
WallisDM
oh god
Blanca
Ha!
Take that you overgrown lizard!
WallisDM
Is self decapitation a thing? Because that is what just happened
He grows his head back but also takes 8 damage becauss brutal
And being an adolescent he cant fully support a second head
So it doesnt grow very fast
End Turn
Blanca
And in the meantime
Blanca finishes creating her giant brick of ice
And lets it go, letting gravity do the work
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Blanca
She also jumps off the hydra's back, because that's a place she doesn't wanna be when the ice falls
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WallisDM
whoops
Blanca
And in the meantime
Blanca finishes creating her giant brick of ice
And lets it go, letting gravity do the work
She also jumps off the hydra's back, because that's a place she doesn't wanna be when the ice falls
WallisDM
So you are.. smashing it?
Blanca
Smashing the hydra
with a giant block of ice
yes
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Blanca
Who is that?
WallisDM
i don't understand
 thats me
my phone just added a second me
Blanca
I conjured a block of ice, using my at will conjuring magic
Above the hydra
WallisDM
And crush the hydra? Amazing
id say something this big is smashing for 3d8 damage
Blanca
Okay
WallisDM
So roll that maestro
Blanca
!roll 3d8 damage for hitting the hydra with a giant brick of ice
Tyche[Dice]
Blanca rolled : 3d8 damage for hitting the hydra with a giant brick of ice --> [ 3d8=8 ]{8}
Blanca
of course
WallisDM
i
you
that
i was giving you the kill
but uh
The hydra keeps on chugging
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WallisDM
Any attacks you wanna do
Blanca
Well, assuming that finishing conjuring a magical brick in the air didn't take my major action
I'm going to attack him with my ice picks
pick
WallisDM
go for it
i dare you
Blanca
!roll 1d20+5 for finishing the beast
Tyche[Dice]
Blanca rolled : 1d20+5 for finishing the beast --> [ 1d20=13 ]{18}
Blanca
!roll 2d8+4 damage
Tyche[Dice]
Blanca rolled : 2d8+4 damage --> [ 2d8=13 ]{17}
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WallisDM
jesus christ
why does it do that
Blanca
I hit and dealt 17 damage
WallisDM
Hydra is dead in peace
Press F to pay respect
Blanca
Blanca celebrates her victory over the baby hydra, hoping that a much bigger one isn't anywhere around here.
WallisDM
It isnt...for now
However
You did not pay respect
So HYDRAIC IMBALANCE occurs, bringing the Hydra back with 1 HP
And it's his turn
!roll 1d20+6
Tyche[Dice]
WallisDM rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{15}
WallisDM
i forgot your ac
so it misses
!roll 1d20+6
Tyche[Dice]
WallisDM rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{22}
WallisDM
that hits
!roll 1d8+6
Tyche[Dice]
WallisDM rolled : 1d8+6 --> [ 1d8=7 ]{13}
WallisDM
End Turn
Being a zombie the hyrda has 1 Ac
Blanca
14 ac
WallisDM
oh
well it misses because i said so
Blanca
Well
She gets annihilated by that attack
WallisDM
even if you fuck this up you cant fuck this up
wait
shit
whag
Blanca
Good thing
That blanca has her filled with determination feat
WallisDM
yeah no kidding
that's suddenly really amazing
Blanca
She no longer becomes unconscious when at 0 lifepoints, and can take turns as per usual
Death saving throws continue to have to be rolled at the end of turns
WallisDM
go ahead and do stuff
or heal
or something
Blanca
Using her second wind, she slams the pick into the side of it's head, immediate vengeance for it's actions
!roll 1d20+5
Tyche[Dice]
Blanca rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{13}
Blanca
!roll 2d8+4
Tyche[Dice]
Blanca rolled : 2d8+4 --> [ 2d8=15 ]{19}
WallisDM
now
pay respect
Blanca
And refuses to pay respect to the monster
Using her minor to use her last charge of heal
!roll 1d6+2
Tyche[Dice]
Blanca rolled : 1d6+2 --> [ 1d6=4 ]{6}
Blanca
!roll 1d6+2
Tyche[Dice]
Blanca rolled : 1d6+2 --> [ 1d6=5 ]{7}