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Keeper of America (keeper of of the reaper parody)

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  1. Right side: Trump!
  2.  
  3. Left side: Clinton!
  4.  
  5. Right side: Trump!
  6.  
  7. Left side: Clinton!
  8.  
  9. (The song starts)
  10.  
  11. Donald: Please vote me the Keeper of America.
  12.  
  13. I wanna be the Keeper of America!
  14.  
  15. The skinny white bombs are mine to own,
  16.  
  17. To do with as I see fit!
  18.  
  19. Give them to me and I promise my war won't quit!
  20.  
  21. Hillary: I disagree about the Keeper of America.
  22.  
  23. It should be me who's the Keeper of America.
  24.  
  25. Usa's not a toy for a racist bigot ,
  26.  
  27. Who can't even make mexico pay his wall!
  28.  
  29. If Trump wins, then we all surely lose!
  30.  
  31. Tumblr: Don't I get a say in the Keeper of America?
  32.  
  33. I'll make you all pay for the Keeper of America!
  34.  
  35. All my rage is bound up in this cage held back by these iron bars!
  36.  
  37. I'll never get rid of these mental scars!
  38.  
  39. Bernie: I don't care who's the Keeper of America!
  40.  
  41. I'm losing my hair over Keeper of America!
  42.  
  43. A mountain of stress is crushing my chest!
  44.  
  45. I'm going blind in one eye and it's all because of that stupid guy! (points at Fred Fredburger)
  46.  
  47. Jeb bush: (while eating some nachos) Don't worry, I found some nachos! Yes!
  48.  
  49.  
  50. Donald (rapping): Time to build it up, old school style!
  51.  
  52. Donald: Usa is the corner in my Wall!
  53.  
  54. Hillary: Usa's the chocolate in my diaper.
  55.  
  56. Donald: Usa is the conditioner in my hair!
  57.  
  58. Hillary: Usa's the Tumor in my brain.
  59.  
  60. Donald: Usa's the picnic in my plane!
  61.  
  62. Hillary: Usa is the cushion on my chair.
  63.  
  64. Donald: (with a French accent) Usa is the renaissance in my fair!
  65.  
  66. Hillary: Usa is the Fake smile in my face.
  67.  
  68. Donald: Grim is the stain in opponent's face!
  69.  
  70. Hillary: Somehow I knew you were gonna go there.
  71.  
  72. All: We don't need a Keeper of America!
  73.  
  74. I wanna see the Keeper of America!
  75.  
  76. Jeb Bush (over others): I just want some nachos.
  77.  
  78. Tumblr: All this singing is triggering me!
  79.  
  80. All: Why not just have a civil war?
  81.  
  82. Jeb Bush (over others): Now I miss my nachos.
  83.  
  84. Bernie: My ulcer's eating away at my guts!
  85.  
  86. All: That would be a real, big laugh!
  87.  
  88. Hillary: I totally hate
  89.  
  90. That we have to debate
  91.  
  92. Donald: That whether it's me or you!
  93.  
  94. All: It's obvious to everyone here,
  95.  
  96. It's obvious to everyone here,
  97.  
  98. It's obvious to everyone that.
  99.  
  100. Jeb Bush: I have to go poo poo!
  101.  
  102. (Everyone stops singing)
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