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Twilight meets anon parents

Jan 4th, 2016
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  1. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbU3zdAgiX8
  2. >you can barely hear the music coming from inside your house, you could turn it up a little but this is your lazy day, besides, music that low gives a small atmosphere to your backyard and you like it
  3. >nothing beats slow music, a hammock and a starry night
  4. >also, your soon to be wife, laying on top of you while you pet her mane
  5. >it was weird, she appeared out of nowhere while you were watching Technicolor pone on Netflix
  6. >just like “poof”, a bright white flash, you passed out, you woke up, TV was broken, Wii U on the floor, and 6 ponies and a dragon, all sitting around you
  7. >that was a weird day, but some years have passed, you got used to it pretty quickly, the show disappeared though, it was like it never existed at all, just gone
  8. >everypony else took their own path, but both of you are still in contact with them, spike and twilight were the only ones that stayed with you, they took a liking on you that you never expected, but you didn't complain…at all
  9. >nobody did actually, it was like if everybody else didn't actually see a colorful pony, it was more like if they saw a regular woman, but you know for a fact that everybody sees a pony, neither twilight nor you understands it yet, but you stopped wondering about that a long time ago
  10.  
  11. >”hmmmm…dont stop anon, it feels so good” said twilight, with a really relaxed tone and a little moaning
  12. >she really likes it when you scratch behind her ears and slowly pet her mane
  13. Ooh, sorry honey, I kind of lose track of where I was…it’s such a relaxing night
  14. >”it is, isn’t it? You think we could do these more often? It feels like it takes all the stress away…just laying on you…under the starry night, Uuh! probably a good book too!”
  15. Heh, sure, I could use this more often too
  16. >both of you exhale at the same time, hearing the now silent night since the music has stopped and the occasional cricket
  17. >”…you think your parents like me, anon?”
  18. Hmm? Of course they will, you are perfect twily, there is nothing about you that nobody would not like, sure they can be a little stiff sometimes, but they are actually pretty cool once you get to know them
  19. >”are you sure about it? I don’t want to cause any trouble”
  20. Don’t be silly, they´ll love you, don’t stress about it
  21. >”im just a little nervous about the whole weeding next month, this will be the first time that i´ll meet them in person, I have only talk to them through phone or texts…which reminds me, we need to buy you a better cellphone, everybody has those shiny and efficient apple-jack phones and you still have that dinosaur”
  22. Calm down twilight, everything will be fine, you´ll see, and no, I do not want another phone, this is way better than anything else that has come out in the last half decade
  23. >”humm, whatever you say “Mr. Fat thumbs”” she says as she lowers her head on your chest
  24. You´ll thank me when this old dinosaur save us one day, just wait
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  27.  
  28. >you wake up at the smell of eggs being cooked…is that…oh yeah, that’s bacon, this seems like the start of a good morning
  29. >hoping off of the hammock and letting the blanket aside, you walk inside your cozy home
  30. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baNbyst7aW0
  31. >music is playing like yesterday, slow and low, just like you like it
  32. >twilight is sitting in the couch, reading the newspaper
  33. >spike is the one thats actually cooking, guess that explain the bacon
  34. >he is wearing his pink “Kiss the chef” apron and that tall chef hat
  35. Morning spike
  36. >”sup dude, had a nice night?”
  37. Ooh it was great, you should try it sometime, takes all the stress away
  38. >”maybe later, gotta clean and catch up with my upload schedule”
  39. Close to the million subs?
  40. >”just a couple of hundred and i´ll be getting my YouTube badge!”
  41. Heh, neat, good look with that
  42. >”thanks, breakfast will be ready in a few minutes”
  43. Great, I’ll be with twilight in the meantime
  44.  
  45. >twilight is taking a sip of her coffee with her magic while holding her newspaper with her hooves
  46. >you sneak up behind the couch and tickle her ribs, making her laugh and do a weird combination of spitting her coffee and choking on it
  47. >”coooaaagh! Coff coff! Anocoff! Nnn! Stop! Coff coff”
  48. >that paper is now unreadable
  49. Hehe, sorry I couldn’t resist
  50. >she slaps you in the face with the newspaper
  51. >”you know i hate when you do that!”
  52. You love it and you know it
  53. >you say as you sit at her side and cuddle up with her
  54. >she sighs as she lets the paper on the coffee table and cuddles up with you and pouts
  55. >”no, i dont”
  56. Yes you do
  57. >you boop her muzzle
  58. >she goes cross-eyed as you do that and blushes
  59. >”fine, you win” she kisses your cheek as she gets up and goes to the table where Spike had just placed the last plate
  60. >”hope you guys are hungry, cuz i know i am”
  61.  
  62. Ooh i am!
  63. >”me too, lets see, what do we have here…eggs, toast, orange juice…bacon…uuh and some lettuce!”
  64. >she quickly goes for the toast and the lettuce, making a quick sandwich
  65. >you and spike go for the eggs and bacon
  66. >”how can you guys EAT that? Its disgusting”
  67. Don’t judge until you try it, honey
  68. >”yeah twilight, you have to try it eventually, you´ll love it
  69. >he places 5 bucks on the table
  70. >”ooh you wanna bet? Fine, you are on”
  71. >she places another 5 bucks on the table and you grab them
  72. Great, we got a bet, i´ll keep the treasure until then
  73. >everyone goes silent for a couple of minutes before spike breaks the silence
  74. >”so *munch munch* when are you guys going out? *munch munch*
  75. Next week, its a 2 days drive all the way to my parents home and we have 2 weeks to get everything ready for the wedding
  76. >”gee, that sounds boring”
  77. >”spike, are you sure you don’t want to come with us? It’s our wedding, I´d loved if you could be there with us…”
  78. >”i would love to, but im afraid I can’t, there is just too much to do I barely have any time for myself!”
  79. Maybe you could take a small vacation? I mean, internet is not going anywhere anytime soon, I don’t think it would affect that much, would it?
  80. >”easy for you to say, you don’t make a living out of it, but don’t worry, even if I can’t join you in the wedding you will definitely be getting my surprise”
  81. >ooh you are intrigued now
  82. What surprise?
  83. >”if i told ya it wouldn’t be a surprise anymore anon”
  84. Fine, but it better makes up for you not being in the wedding you little lizard
  85. >”heh, don’t worry anon, it will” he says before filling his mouth with what’s left of his bacon and drinking some orange juice
  86. >”now, if the happy couple allows me, i have to get the cleaning done before getting to work” he picks up the dishes and goes to the kitchen
  87. >you hear the dishwasher turn on and the jingle of spike´s camera, you have to look at his channel sometime
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