Thread bumper shorts [ongoing]

I only do these when the threads are in dire need of reading material.

I know it's not the greatest either. >_>


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>Chilling with Rarity
>She making cloths n' shit
>You're fucking around with all of her supplies.
>"Anonymous! Please refrain from touching my materials."
>You turn to her, giving her the most retarded face you can conjure.
>Leaning in closer to her, you whisper.
"....Rarity."
>"Y-yes..?" she says nervously
>You grab her by the horn and pull her up, face to face with you.
>She gulps
"Eat.."
"A bag of.."
"BABYDICKS."
>You throw her out the second story window of the boutique.
>"WAHAHA!"
>She lands on Spike who.. for some reason was standing outside like John Cusac with a boombox playing some corny ass love song.
>Leaping out of the window you screech like a platypus before taking off with the speed of 20 autistic toads.
>Today was a fabulous day.