-buy game
-play game
-make new character and world
-spawn
-wonder what to do
-chop trees
-make a house
-aimlessly wander
-find corruption
-die
-find snow
-die
-find cave
-die
-go mining again
-mine successfully for 3 days straight
-make weapons and armor
-"what now?"
-search the internet for clues
-fight your first boss
-die
-make an arena this time
-win
-fight more bosses
-die some more
-win some more
-fight skeletron
-die a bunch
-finally win
-explore the dungeon
-die
-loot
-fight the wall of flesh
-release the spirits of light and dark
-die
-find the hallow
-go underground
-mine
-die
-mine successfully
-make pickaxes and a mythril anvil
-make armor
-die
-fight the mechanical bosses
-die
-try again
-win
-get sum life fruits
-get sum chlorophyte
-make chlorophyte weapons and armor
-die
-find a plantera bulb
-break a plantera bulb
-fight plantera
-die
-try again
-you succeed
-enter temple
-die
-enter temple again
-loot temple
-fight golem
-die (embarrasing...)
-fight golem again
-succeed
-fight the moons
-die
-succeed
-find truffle worms
-fight duke fishron
-die
-fight him again
-win
-go to dungeon
-die
-loot dungeon
-become OP
-kill cultists
-die
-lunatic creatures are invading
-fight pillars
-kill pillar after pillar
-die
-kill final pillar
-moonlord spawns
-kill moonlord
-win
-repeat