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Kate the ladybug (challenge oneshot)

Oct 3rd, 2013
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  1. Being Kate
  2.  
  3. >Today's just a day like anyother except for the fact that
  4. >"This is the day in which my undying love for Norman will be known by him" my voice is full of conviction as my heart is with passion
  5. >"Yeah right, just keep saying that; just like you do every day" Flybitch flies near me
  6. >"Stupid Flybitch mind your own business. Don't you have a pile of shit to stand on?" hehe, I'm so witty
  7. >"I'm sorry, there's just one piece of shit here and you're already standing on it" I look under my feet and remember I slept on Norman's forehead tonight
  8. >"Well, fuck you bitch, no one insults my Norman!" I yell at her
  9. >I'd fly up there to beat her up, but I don't want to distance myself from him, so I guess I'll let her go this time
  10. >"Enjoy your shit! See you later loser" says Flybitch whil flying towards the room's window
  11. >"Ouch!" she crashes against the invisible walls of the window
  12. >"SERVES YOU RIGHT BITCH!"
  13. >A while later
  14. >Some hours pass, we're now at the place where Norman eats with his female friends
  15. >"Why the long face sugar cube?" asks one of Norman's potential mates to another
  16. >"Nothing really, it's just that I can't find inspiration to create my new collection" says the other one
  17. >"Uhhm... You know, I heard that catching a ladybug is sure to bring you good look. Maybe, a ladybug could give you the inspiration you need"
  18. >So I can give good luck to humans?
  19. >If Norman catches me he's sure to be happy, I should have heard of this before
  20. >Stomach grumbles. Time for aphids
  21. >Outside
  22. >"In this way, I Aphrodisios the Conqueror hereby declare this land as Aphidia, our promised land of glo-"
  23. >Mmm, this fat aphid was delicious, and I kinda enjoy how all the other aphids got scared and starded running away after my snack
  24. >Just when I wasat the peak of my pleasure, the Flybitch flies by
  25. >"Hi there ladybug, how come you look so cheerful right now? did you finally drop your sick human fetish?" the nerve this bitch has
  26. >"My fetishes are none of your business, you shit dweller"
  27. >Suddenly I remember what the yellow girl said before. Time to brag
  28. >"You know Flybitch, I can give make Norman happy even if he doesn't know how much I love him"
  29. >"Cheh, as if" Look at her burn in jealousy and envy
  30. >"We ladybugs can give luck to humans, what can flies give to humans other than illnesses and poverty?" I say in the most smug way possible "I only need to let him catch me"
  31. >"Implying he'll ever want to soil his hands by touching you" Okay, these are not tears
  32. >"You'll see, he'll catch me and he will be a happy man because of me; then, he'll fall in love with me and we'll live happily ever after" I yell at her
  33. >"He'll never care abo-" A door opens and hits Flybitch
  34. >"Serves you right bitch" I shout triumphantly
  35. >"Time to catch a ladybug" says the voice of the one who opened the door. To my pleasant surprise, it's Norman
  36. >Great, time to be caught, let's act natural. I stay on the same leaf where I'm eating aphids, he'll look for me in the place I'm supposed to be afterall
  37. >These alphids are really good stuff, I should come here more often
  38. >"This one looks like a good catch, but it's eating right now, so I'll better not bother it for now"
  39. >"No, wait Norman, please don't go away without me"
  40. >"Hahaha, serves you right bitch" says Flybitch after recovering her consciousness
  41. >"Just as the dipteran of dubious reputation said; I, Aphsal from the house of Aphra, must state that this unfavorable fate is certainly well deserved by you. Oh, destroyer of civilizations"
  42. >"I think I still have space in my stomach for you"
  43. >"My loud mouth has brought my demise upon me, I regret noth-" *chomp*
  44. >Time to move out and be caught by Norman
  45. >That's the plan; however, each time I enter his line of sight, something happens
  46. >When I flied in front of him, I was being chased by a bird. Luckily he became my gallant savior
  47. >On another chance, Flybitch flew infront of his eyes just to keep him away from me
  48. >The fucking bitch
  49. >Okay, I give up. I guess Norman will never catch me
  50. >Suddenly, a human hand captures me
  51. >I know this warmth, it's Norman's
  52. >Oh my God, I'm so happy right now
  53. >Norman carefully deposits me inside a flask which contains a leaf with some alphids and then he locks me inside by capping the flask with a holey lid
  54. >He really thinks of everything
  55. >"Aphidkind, we have finally obtained our promised land, this new country shall be called Aphidopia. In here we'll live in peace thanks to the protection offered by its invisible walls"
  56. >"My lord, the invisible barriers have been breached by a coccinelid"
  57. >"Is there no hope for the aphids other than being eaten by these orange mons-"
  58. >Norman really got me the tastiest aphids
  59. >Once my appetite is sated, I raise my eyes to notice that Norman is standing in front of a white female, it's one of his potential mates
  60. >"Aryan, I got you this ladybug for luck" D'aaaw, how romantic, she must be his favorite. Once I'm at her place, I'll do my best to get her to be in love with him
  61. >She glares at him "I don't want that filthy bug near me. Get it away from me" You fucking bitch, I'll make sure Norman never goes out with you
  62. >I don't care how you call me, but not accepting his present is something I wont tolerate
  63. >"FUCK YOU STUPID WHORE!" I yell as loud as I can
  64. >"What did you say?" the whore asks before slapping my Norman and going away
  65. >Damn you, if only I wasn't caged in here
  66. >After some minutes walking in silence, Norman gets to a patch of grass
  67. >"Okay, I'm setting you free my little friend" he speaks with his usual calm voice despite the tears that roll down his cheeks "it seems your luck doesn't work with me"
  68. >As soon as he opens the lid of the flask I fly up to his shoulder
  69. >Not at all Norman, you're lucky. That girl doesn't deserve you
  70. >Tears flow from his eyes nonstop all the way home
  71. >I'll make sure to find a girl who deserves you, and I promise to make you happy
  72. >I love you Norman and nothing will ever change that
  73. >As if he could hear my thoughts, he raises his head and walks with a renewed spirit
  74. >As long as you're here, there's always hope
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