EDM Norman

>Day Around the world in Canterlot
>Be Norman
>Be walking to school with purple
>Notice two guys with robot helmets walking down the street
>Oh god please tell me this isn’t going to be one of those weird days
>Decide to avoid them, just to not get in problems
>They might be those Weeaboos, and it might get uncomfortable so you decide to avoid them.
>You look at purple
>Luckily she didn’t see them

>Next day

>And you’re getting ready to go to school
>today you will evade purple and take another way to school
>Gonna tell her that you were sick or some bullshit else.
>You couldn’t  stop thinking of those robots all night, that kept you up all night
[Spoiler] you didn’t get lucky [/spoiler]
>Robots don’t really matter to you, but they sure looked cool
>you decide to go to the same place at the same time
>For your surprise they were there
>Fuck school, it can wait, you need to follow those robots
>Not that you had anything important for today
>you see them moving
>Time to follow them using your ninja skills

>Meanwhile

>Be purple
>And you have a test today.
> But most importantly, what happened to Norman?
>He didn’t meet you in the way to school
>He didn’t even show up to school
>You are kinda worried now
>Not that you feel anything for him, he likes rarity and you are NOT going to make him love someone else
>You lost your train of thought thinking about your friend, Norman
>Is he sick?
>''MISS TWILIGHT SPARKLE''
>the teacher just called for you with anger
>what did you do?
>you were only drawing Norman on your desk
>YOU WERE DRAWING NORMAN ON YOUR DESK
B-but… teacher!
>''NO 'BUTS', I EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU MISS''
>This is bad
''NOW GO TO PRINCIPAL CELESTIA’S OFFICE''
>This is SO bad
>you failed the princess
>you mean the principal

>Be norman
>And the robots are entering a building
>you look inside through the window, and there they were, in the first floor
>God damn they have lots of instruments and software
>You start to think they’re musicans
…
NO SHIT NORMAN.
>They look at you
>Did you just say that out loud?
>FuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFUCK
>They come out of the building
>One of them is displaying a '?' through his golden helmet
>The other one was displaying  'who’s there' through his visor
>those helmets were cooler than you thought
>But holy shit you are [spoiler] face to face [/spoiler] with them now
>''It isn’t nice to spy on people'' says the one with the silver helmet
Imsorryiwasjustcuriousaboutyourhelmetsandiwantedtoknowaboutyoupleasedontkillmewithlasergunsorsomethinglikethatpleasepleasepleaseplease
>''Well, my name is Thomas Bangalter'' says the silver one ''And i'm Guy-Manuel de Homem-Cristo'' says the golden one
>you thought the golden one didn’t talk
>you are gonna call them 'silver' and 'gold', you aren’t very good remembering names.
>suddenly a girl comes from behind
>You have seen this girl somewhere else but…
>''HELLO! TOMMY, GUY! What are you guys doing with Norman? I’ve heard he’s racist, so he might make fun of you for being French!''
>this rustled your jimmies a little
I’m not racist, I just try to be a nice guy but nobody gives me a chance, so please, stop calling me that, it’s not funny.
>she looks at you
>''Oh, im sorry'' says the girl
Thank-
>''LET’S MAKE SOME MUSIQUE GUYS!'' the girl says out loud
>The robots look at her, then they both nod, one displaying a ’yes’ through his visor, and the other one displays a heart.
>Damn cool LED helmets
>''you can come with us if you want, Norms''
>you agree,  because the French dudes look awesome, and the girl is a solid 9/10, not a 10/10 like your Aryan beauty, but it’s not like you want something with this girl.
>just a little stare
>you walk in.

>be purple
>and you are facing Celestia
>''Look twilight I don’t want to do this, but you are going to get punished for what you did''
>you look at her horrified
>''you can appeal your punishment, you can do it now''
Princess.. I mean principal Celestia! I was just worried about a friend, I didn’t mean to do that!
We -always- walk the way to school together at the moring, he didn’t show up to school and I was worried about what could have happened to him!
>''Who is your friend?''
His name is Norman, people usually refer him as 'the racist'
>''Oh, I know him, do you want me to call his parents?''
Yes, principal Celestia, please.

>Be Celestia
>This girl isn’t lying, she looks pretty worried
>She might have a crush on him, but that topic is not something you should get in
>You pick up the phone, look at the student’s info, and call his parents

>2 minutes later

>''My son did what?''
He didn’t come to school, miss.
>''Where is he?'' Norman’s mom sounded worried sick.
>''He left the house like... 3 hours ago!''
We don’t know yet, a student was worried about your son and asked me to call you.
>''Oh dear god, i'm gonna call the police, thank you principal Celestia''
You’re welcome; I hope you find your son early, and safe.
>you end the call, and head to see a worried twilight, sitting in a chair near the entrance
It looks that your friend isn’t at home either
>she opens her eyes in surprise
>''What do you mean he isn’t at his home?''
He left his home to go to school 3 hours ago, but he never reached the school, it seems.
>she starts breathing quickly
>You should let her search for his friend
Go. You have my permission to find your friend.
''Thank you, princess'' she answers with haste
>then she, quickly as lightning, leaves the office
>Princess?
>What a peculiar student

>Be Norman
>And this Music is awesome!
>You love it
>And the robots are pretty chill too
>They even gave you copies of all their Albums!
>All because you were a 'friend' of 'Vinyl'
>Bullshit, i'll call her Blue hair
>They also taught you how to use their software and to perform live mixes
>You learned pretty quickly
>And damn, you used to liked music, now you LOVE it
>Blue hair approaches you
>you take off your headphones and pay attention to her
''Hey Norms, wanna make a duo with me?''
>It doesn’t sound bad… It sounds great actually.
Yeah, why not
>''Cool, 'cause I heard of a mixing competition in an hour!''
>Wat



>Did she just say… an hour?



>Yep… she said an hour



>A mixing competition in an hour

But isn’t it WAY TO EARLY to start doing this kind of things?
>''Chill out dude, you’ll see it becomes natural for you''
>She grabs your arm, and leaves the place after waving a ‘goodbye’ to Silver and Gold
>They Wave back

>Be Purple
>And you’re looking for Norman EVERYWHERE, accompanied by Norman’s mom and your friends
>She is so worried I can’t look her to the eyes.
>The police didn’t come
>It looks like Norman has to be missing 48 hours to send some officers.
>Anyway, you have searched in a lot and its getting dark
>This is so so SO BAD
>What if he’s hurt?
>What if he’s been kidnapped?
>What if….
>you suddenly notice a place… its filled with lights and there’s some kind of music coming out of there.
>maybe you should…

>Be Norman
>You kicked everyone’s ass
>Blue hair was damn right, This shit is natural for me!
>You are against the last competitor
>Its easy as fuck, This dudes are so nervous they started fucking up everything, barely fixing it.
>It sounded terrible.
>But you and Blue hair, you kick ass!
>A few moments later its all over
>people surround you, they lift you to the air
>Feels_good_man.jpg
>You are a winner
>All the glory is for you… and Blue hair of course.
>even a suited fancy guy offered to manage us as musicians!
>You also won a lot of money
>this is the BEST DAY EVER
>Maybe you could do this to Impress Aryan beau…
>the door opens roughly
>There is your Aryan beauty
>And she is running towards you
>Did she like my performance?
>Does she like this music?
>Doesn’t matter, she is running towards you, and she wants a hug.
>You hug her and put every piece of your feelings in that hug
Did you like it?
>You break the hug and lean in for a kiss
>She punches your face
>lovely


>wait
>did she just punch your face?
>That’s completely UN-romantic
>''HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO US'' says the Aryan beauty…
>she looks lovely when she’s angry
>she always looks lovely
>purple was there too
>''We were searching for you all night!'' said purple
>''Norman don’t do this to me again!''  Said mom
>even mom’s here
>they are all worried… but… why?
>''Why did you skip school and told nobody about it?'' said mom
>Oh shit.
>''You’re gonna get a serious talk with me and your dad when we get home'' said mom
>here comes Blue hair
>''Don’t be rude with Norman, Norman’s mom, he was just having some fun'' she winks her eye
>''That’s it, we’re going HOME!''
>the public breaks in laughs as you, your mom, and your friends walk out of the stage.
>''ALSO, YOU SHOULD STOP STARING AT MY ASS THAT MUCH, IT’S KINDA OBVIOUS WHEN YOU DO!'' Yells Blue hair
>THANK YOU BLUE HAIR, YOU ARE SO HELPFUL
>The Aryan beauty gives you an odd look
>This was a BAD day





>But you still have the money