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- >You woke up with an aching back
- >A breeze brushed against your leg sending shivers all over your body
- "Burr I don't remember leaving the window open last night"
- >You finally opened your eyes and found yourself in a forest
- "Fuck...I thought I was never gonna do that shit again"
- >You looked around to see if there was any drugs or a dead deer around but found none
- "Where the fuck am I?"
- >You walked around in the forest hoping to find some path leading you somewhere
- >You hated the fact that this shit had to fucking happened when you were barefoot and in pajama pants and in a wife beater
- "Ugh fuck, everything looks the same and cartoony"
- >You heard a rumble in your stomach
- "And of course I am fucking hungry"
- >You finally found a path and pissed to see which direction you would be going
- "My dick says left so I gotta go right"
- >You never listen to where your dick leads you since it always is a bad idea
- >The trees began to thin out and soon enough you were out
- "Fuck yeah! I hope there's some ranger close by or a friendly bear with a picnic basket"
- >There is a small cottage ahead of you
- "Oh man, I hope they have some fucking bacon"
- >Your stomach rumbles in anticipation for some meaty goodness
- >You knock hard at the door
- >"Hello?"
- "Hey! Listen I woke up in the middle of the woods and I was hoping you could help me"
- >"Oh no the Everfree forest is a dangerous place"
- >The voice behind the door was heavenly soothing, almost relaxing actually
- "Yeah, well mind if I come in?"
- >"Oh where are my manners"
- >The door swung open
- >"Please come...in..."
- >The yellow donkey stared at you
- >You stared back at the yellow donkey
- "Hi..."
- >"..."
- "..."
- >"..."
- "Well I sure am hungry, man I must be on some heavy drugs. What can I eat?"
- >"Please...just don't eat me"
- "I would never eat you, you're not food. I don't do cannibalism"
- >She stared at you with her blue donkey eyes with fear but then soon with something else
- >"Are you lost?"
- "Yeah like I said, woke up, lost in woods, probably on a lot of party drugs, and so hungry I can eat a horse!"
- >"Eeep...I thought you wouldn't eat me..."
- "The fuck are you talking about lady? Wait..."
- >You brushed your hand against her fur
- "Fuck...you...you are a talking donkey! Am I an ogre then?
- >You inspect your body and find that you're not green or a peaked out actor
- >"I'm not a filthy half-breed. I am a pony"
- "Pony? Am I in some kids t.v. show? This sounds pretty weird...okay what shit head did this to me"
- >"Please don't use foul language in front of me...it burns my virgin ears"
- "Fine. Listen can I have some food? I really am hungry talking horse"
- >"Yes and what are you? I never seen a creature like you before"
- "A human, just a boy living the life by the minute"
- >"Oh a child! That's sad...a lost boy. Your parents must be scared and worried"
- "My parents are dead and no I am not a child. That was just a phrase, sheesh"
- >"Don't worry little fella, I will take care of you. From now on call me mom"
- >Is she for real? Also what the fuck you're 3 feet taller than her
- "Listen I am a man, and I will be treated like one"
- >"I know you're scared but mama will feed you now. And yes you are a BIG boy"
- >Her sarcasm taste like candy horse semen
- "I...I am not...fuck this. I'm hungry, what are you gonna feed me MOM?"
- >She started to hover-OH FUCK SHE HAS WINGS!
- "Awesome! You can fly! I'm starting to like you again"
- >"I am a Pegasus so of course I can fly silly"
- "Oh...so you're average..."
- >She lost all that love she gained from you which was very little actually
- >"So are you a boy or a girl?"
- >Who the fuck is she, Professor Oak?
- "Boy-wait a MAN! CAN'T YOU TELL BY MY VOICE!"
- >"Now now, no screaming in my house or at your mother"
- "BITCH! I'LL DO WHAT I WAN-"
- >Her stare...it...
- "I'm sorry mom for cursing and I promise to be a good boy now..."
- >"Good, now be a good lil colt-uh boy and wash your filthy monster claws before you eat"
- >You head over to the kitchen sink to wash your "monster hands"
- "Yeah yeah whatever...bitch..."
- >"What was that?"
- "Uh nothing..."
- >"Okay"
- >You sit at the table and see what she made
- "A sandwich? I hope it tastes good"
- >You bite into it and then spit it all out
- "The fuck you feeding me? The hell? Flowers and grass!"
- >"Now listen here uh...what's your name?"
- "Anonymous but just call me Anon"
- >"Now listen here Anon, now that I am your mother you will not speak foul language, okay?"
- "Okay and what's yours?"
- >"Well it's Fluttershy"
- >For a talking flying tiny horse she has a cute smile
- "Listen I don't eat grass, maybe a flower but not grass. Next time you shop I'll pick food I like"
- >"Okay and ooohh I just can't wait to show you to my friends"
- >What are you a pet? Oh wait your her son now
- "Okay whatever MOM"
- >And soon began your life as an adopted son of a shy quiet yet scary at times Pegasus
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