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- >Applejack and Big Mac walk with you into the strange circus tent.
- >When you enter, you see a bunch of cripples everywhere.
- "This is a bit suspicious."
- >Flim and Flam are there and start talking about their amazing shit.
- >You yawn as they talk about their magical potion.
- "Hey AJ, this seems like a scam."
- >"Ya think so?"
- "What are you, 4? Of course it is. They tell you a bunch of shit and then expect you to believe it after a well thought out act. Watch this."
- >They continue to talk until they say, "And we'll prove our tonic's effectiveness before your very eyes!"
- >You raise your hand.
- "I volunteer."
- >Flim chuckles a little bit.
- >"But nothing seems to be wrong with you, good sir."
- "I have a problem with swearing."
- >Everyone looks at you.
- "Shit."
- >They all gasp and one mare faints.
- >Flam starts sweating as you walk up to the stage.
- >"Uuuuhhh, THE TONIC ONLY WORKS ON PONIES!"
- >A few awws are heard in the crowd.
- >Flim hits Flam on the shoulder and shakes his head.
- >Then he turns to the audience.
- >"Erm, what he meant the old version only worked on ponies! But this new version works on all kinds of creatures!"
- >You stand on the stage with your hands on your hips.
- "Gonna give me the thing already?"
- >Flim gulps and turns to the audience.
- >A light gray pony backs out of the tent.
- "Well?"
- >Flam levitates you a bottle of the green liquid.
- >You pop off the cork and chug it down.
- >Hold it to your side and face the audience.
- >Move the taste around in your mouth with your tongue a bit.
- "...Fuck."
- >Someone from the back shouts out, "Hey, that didn't work at all!"
- >The rest of them follow after and start shouting insults at Flim and Flam.
- >Hop off the stage when they begin throwing things at them.
- >A bit bounces off Flim's face and lands on your shoulder.
- >Take it off and give it to AJ before leaving.
- "Here, that'll learn ya about honesty."
- >Her eyes do some weird rainbow shit and she smiles at you.
- >Give her the peace sign and walk out.
- Granny Smith never swam again.
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