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The real Season 4 Episode 20

Mar 31st, 2014
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  1. >Applejack and Big Mac walk with you into the strange circus tent.
  2. >When you enter, you see a bunch of cripples everywhere.
  3. "This is a bit suspicious."
  4. >Flim and Flam are there and start talking about their amazing shit.
  5. >You yawn as they talk about their magical potion.
  6. "Hey AJ, this seems like a scam."
  7. >"Ya think so?"
  8. "What are you, 4? Of course it is. They tell you a bunch of shit and then expect you to believe it after a well thought out act. Watch this."
  9. >They continue to talk until they say, "And we'll prove our tonic's effectiveness before your very eyes!"
  10. >You raise your hand.
  11. "I volunteer."
  12. >Flim chuckles a little bit.
  13. >"But nothing seems to be wrong with you, good sir."
  14. "I have a problem with swearing."
  15. >Everyone looks at you.
  16. "Shit."
  17. >They all gasp and one mare faints.
  18. >Flam starts sweating as you walk up to the stage.
  19. >"Uuuuhhh, THE TONIC ONLY WORKS ON PONIES!"
  20. >A few awws are heard in the crowd.
  21. >Flim hits Flam on the shoulder and shakes his head.
  22. >Then he turns to the audience.
  23. >"Erm, what he meant the old version only worked on ponies! But this new version works on all kinds of creatures!"
  24. >You stand on the stage with your hands on your hips.
  25. "Gonna give me the thing already?"
  26. >Flim gulps and turns to the audience.
  27. >A light gray pony backs out of the tent.
  28. "Well?"
  29. >Flam levitates you a bottle of the green liquid.
  30. >You pop off the cork and chug it down.
  31. >Hold it to your side and face the audience.
  32. >Move the taste around in your mouth with your tongue a bit.
  33. "...Fuck."
  34. >Someone from the back shouts out, "Hey, that didn't work at all!"
  35. >The rest of them follow after and start shouting insults at Flim and Flam.
  36. >Hop off the stage when they begin throwing things at them.
  37. >A bit bounces off Flim's face and lands on your shoulder.
  38. >Take it off and give it to AJ before leaving.
  39. "Here, that'll learn ya about honesty."
  40. >Her eyes do some weird rainbow shit and she smiles at you.
  41. >Give her the peace sign and walk out.
  42.  
  43. Granny Smith never swam again.
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