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- 9:22 PM - BaconRush?: So tha other day, Kyle was playin Crew Fortress 2 when da ruffneck decided "hey, I be goin ta start some PUGs muthafucka! Dude hastily rushed his sweaty, cheeto crusted fingers n' quickly freestyled up "TIME TO PUG!" Muthafuckas slowly trickled tha fuck into mumble n' soon there was twelve playas up in mumble, all locked n loaded ta play Crew Fortress 2. For some inconceivable reason, playas started leaving. Kyle, suddenly gettin scared by tha playas leavin say up in his cold-ass thick, Canuck accent "guys, where is you going, eh, biatch? We need playas ta play Crew Fortress 2, eh, biatch? Maybe we can play some hockey after, eh?" Eventually, mah playas up in mumble had left fo' realz. Alone, Kyle went back ta watchin anime.
- The Best Log Ever. (17/04/2014)
- 3:21 PM - UnkeptDragon: you know what I got for lunch today
- 3:21 PM - UnkeptDragon: I walked to walmart
- 3:21 PM - UnkeptDragon: and bought myself
- 3:21 PM - UnkeptDragon: a lunchable with fruit
- 3:21 PM - Cardcrusher™: crackers
- 3:21 PM - UnkeptDragon: then
- 3:21 PM - Cardcrusher™: I was close
- 3:21 PM - UnkeptDragon: I got walked into an isle full of drinks
- 3:21 PM - UnkeptDragon: and picked up this lemonade for a dollar that was a litre
- 3:21 PM - UnkeptDragon: and drank the entire thing
- 3:21 PM - UnkeptDragon: in like 45 mins
- 3:21 PM - Cardcrusher™: Was it brisk
- 3:21 PM - UnkeptDragon: after i payed for it
- 3:21 PM - UnkeptDragon: yes
- 3:21 PM - UnkeptDragon: it was
- 3:21 PM - UnkeptDragon: and then
- 3:21 PM - Cardcrusher™: I fucking love brisk
- 3:21 PM - UnkeptDragon: I had to look at stds
- 3:22 PM - UnkeptDragon: then
- 3:22 PM - UnkeptDragon: I felt my stomach on fire
- 3:22 PM - UnkeptDragon: and almost lemon sniped everyone in the class but held it down
- 3:22 PM - UnkeptDragon: fuck
- 3:22 PM - UnkeptDragon: stds
- 3:22 PM - UnkeptDragon: kids
- 3:22 PM - UnkeptDragon: SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
- 3:22 PM - Cardcrusher™: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- 2:28 PM - Kyle ♥ LFP Pocket #FINALS: "What comes suddenly but never leaves?"
- 2:28 PM - Chedwin: ya mum
- 2:28 PM - Kyle ♥ LFP Pocket #FINALS: LOL
- 2:29 PM - Kyle ♥ LFP Pocket #FINALS: Litterally just made my day
- 3:52 PM - only son cry: i dont even know who that is
- 3:52 PM - only son cry: i had a dream last night
- 3:52 PM - only son cry: where i was in some mario level
- 3:52 PM - only son cry: but instead of koopas
- 3:53 PM - only son cry: there were velociraptors and t-rex's
- 3:53 PM - only son cry: and bowser jr said "nigga"
- 3:53 PM - RUNNING IN THE 90'S: o-o
- 3:53 PM - only son cry: and my dream self was like
- 3:53 PM - only son cry: "you cant say that, you're not black"
- 3:53 PM - only son cry: completely disregarding everything else
- 3:53 PM - only son cry: and then i heard a phone ring and i woke up
- 3:55 PM - RUNNING IN THE 90'S: 11/10
- 3:55 PM - only son cry: i wish i was making that up
- 3:55 PM - RUNNING IN THE 90'S: thats going on the profile
- 3:56 PM - only son cry: i require theraphy
- 3:56 PM - only son cry: apy
- [Snortillus] Harri : their sniper is hell good
- http://logs.tf/861969
- 11:06 PM - 16: kyle, you are a majestic antelope with very nice hair
- 5:49 PM - auralize: HEYLO
- 5:51 PM - Kyl_: hi
- 5:51 PM - auralize: stop flirting with me
- 7:49 PM - dev: rawrr :3333
- 7:49 PM - dev: *purrs loudly*
- cynex : i dont speak open
- doggie ^w^: get ur gay memes straight idiot
- 14:10 - Rhybread: i got you boy
- 14:11 - Rhybread: was going to say bros before hoes, but then we're both faggots so that odesnt work out
- Zabi: you saved me
- Zabi: you always save me
- Zabi: holy shit
- Zabi: SCRIMS
- Zabi: ESEA
- Kyl_: :B3:
- Zabi: YOU'RE LIKE A WEEABOO GOD
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