The Rapering Part 8 (Ed)

The Rapering
Part 8: Sarcgasm

   “Oh sure, I had a wonderful time,” Sparkler said into the phone.
   “Yeah, it was great,” she added, as she rolled her eyes.
   “Yeah.
   “Yeah.
   “Sure, there’s nothing I love more than spending the day in the park with a little foal.
   “No, of course I’m not being sarcastic.  Why on earth would you think that?  Don’t you know me better than that after all these years?”
   She waited for Lyra to finish laughing on the other end of the line.  “But no, seriously,” Sparkler added, just because she didn’t want her sarcasm taken the wrong way.  “Tootsie was a real doll.
   “Yeah?
   “She did?
   “Oh my gosh, that’s so sweet.
   “Oh, yeah.  I love it when she calls me Auntie Sparkler.  It makes me feel so young.
   “Yeah.
   “Really?
   “Well, then you and Bon Bon should totally have another.”
   This time Lyra laughed so hard, Sparkler had to hold the phone away from her ear.  It still sounded loud.  Before she put the phone back to her ear, she heard the doorbell ring.
   “Oh great,” she told her sister.  “I’ve got somebody at the door.
   “Yeah, because I totally haven’t got anything better to do.
   “Pff.  If I’m lucky, it will be another one of those delightful Luna’s Witnesses.  There’s nothing I need now more than pamphlets.”
   The door bell started ringing repeatedly, urgently.  “OK, alright!” Sparkler shouted towards the door.  “I’m totally on my way!”
   She spoke back into the phone, “well I guess I better get that.”  She hadn’t moved at all.
   “Oh yeah, I’m sure it’s very important.
   “OK.  OK.  Give her my love.
   “Call mom?  That sounds like a wonderful idea.
   “Ha ha, OK.  Love you too.  Bye bye.” She hung up the phone, and got up with an exaggerated huff.  “I’m coming!” she shouted at the door, as she walked towards it.  Sparkler had a peephole.  She had a chain, now undone, on her door.  For whatever reason, she simply didn’t use them.  Ponyville just wasn’t that sort of town.  “Boy,” Sparkler said as she swung open the door.  “I’m awful sorry I...”
   Sparkler let out a short shriek as her ex-husband shoved his way through the door.  “Hayseed!” she screamed.
   “Hi, honey.  I’m home!” he kicked the door shut behind him.  “Boy, am I glad to see you!”
   “Hayseed!  No!” she was yelling, as she was backing up and bumping into furniture.  “You’re not supposed to be here.  There’s a... a... a...”
   “A restraining order?  Oh well, Sparkler, you know what a law-abiding citizen I am.”
   She had never seen her ex-husband so angry before.  She had never been more terrified of him before.  She could smell the alcohol on his breath.  She had never seen him drunk like this.  Something was terribly wrong with him.  Then she looked down.  She looked down and saw his long, engorged erection swinging back and forth between his legs.  She knew then why he was here.  Sparkler panicked.
   “No!” she screamed.  She turned to run but bumped into a coffee table.  She tried to run again, but that was when he tackled her.  He tried to mount her, but he didn’t quite make it.  His front legs hooked around her hind legs, and pulled them out from underneath her.  With his chin on her back, she went crashing down to the hard floor.  For a moment her front legs were straight, as if she were doing a push up, and then those too buckled.  He was crawling up her back.  “No!” she screamed again.  “Stop! Please!”
   “Stop?” he sneered.  “No?  But ‘no’ means ‘yes,’ right?  Everything you say is always so sarcastic.”
   “NO!” she sobbed.
   “Oh ho ho, I guess you really want it bad.”  He shifted his hips so that his cock was pressed between her cheeks.  He was fumbling around for her cunt, something that wasn’t easy when she was so dry and wouldn’t stop squirming.  “Yeah, you always liked it when we were married, didn’t you?  First once a week.  Then once a month.  Then not at all.  Yeah, you couldn’t get enough of my cock, could you?”  He found what he thought was the right spot and started to push.
   “NO!” she screamed again.
   “There you go, baby, I got it.”  He shoved hard and his dick started to slide in awkwardly.  He had to push with fits and starts and was still only halfway in.  “Damn, baby,” he said into her ear.  You get so damn wet.”  He started to pump.
   “I... have... a... restraining order,” she was weakly sobbing.
   “A restraining order?  Oh, that’s right.  You do.  Gee whiz, I forgot all about that.”  He was going in smoothly now, all the way.  He started fucking almost effortlessly.  He enjoyed the full length of his ex-wife’s smooth cunt, and the way his balls smacked into her with each thrust.  “That sure was a nice judge.  Oh, and hey, because of that I have to live in Canterlot now.  You should totally come over and visit me in Canterlot.  It’s a wonderful city.  They just love earth ponies in Canterlot.  The city is just filled with opportunities for a pony like me.  Guess what I do?”
   “I don’t know!” she cried.
   “I’m a window-washer!  Ain’t that great!  Yeah, out here in Ponyville I owned my own business, but in Canterlot I get to be a window-washer. Say, whatever happened to that business of mine?”
   “Stop it!”
   “Oh, that’s right.  I had to sell it.  And that’s why I have all this money.  Oh, wait, no I’m broke.  Now I remember, I had to give the money to you in the divorce.”
   “Please!”
   “Just shut the fuck up, bitch.  And turn the fuck over so I can see your face.”  He pulled himself out of her and turned her over.  He got down between her legs and just stuck it back in and kept fucking.  “There we go.  Yeah.  I like that pretty face of yours.  You’re just so incredibly beautiful.  And you really kept yourself up over the years.  I really appreciate how you did that.”
   He started to kiss her all over her face.  Her eyes were clenched tightly shut.  So were her lips.  Tears were streaming down her face.  She was acting exactly the way he wanted her to.
   “Yeah, you always liked it, didn’t you?” he asked her.  She tried her best not to react at all to his questions.  She was too confused.  If she shook her head or nodded her head, she didn’t know if that was the answer that he wanted to hear.  She was terrified to think of what he’d do if she answered wrong.  “Yeah, I could always tell how much you loved to get fucked.  Why, you were always complimenting me on how big my dick was, weren’t you?  And you just couldn’t give me enough blowjobs.”  He really started putting a lot of force into each thrust.  His cock slammed home again and again.  She started painfully being driven backwards across the hardwood floor, in the house that he had bought her.  “Oh, and the orgasms!”  Hayseed laughed.  “You had so many orgasms.  Every single time.  And each one was so incredibly realistic, baby!  It was such an amazing coincidence that you would shout the exact same thing every single time.  You can’t believe how good that made me feel!
   “Damn, baby.  You always made me feel so good.  Like a real man.  The way you were constantly complimenting me?  The way you were telling me what a good stallion I was?  And how I did all the work around the house?  And how happy you were that I was constantly giving you money to go shopping?  Oh, yeah, baby, that was great.  Very respectful.
   “Oh, and hey, remember how you were constantly talking about me on the phone with your dumb bitch sister?  Remember that?  You’d be going on and on about me in the kitchen while I was sitting right here in the living room, listening to you compliment me again and again.  I bet your whole family and all your dumb bitch friends must have loved me, and thought I was the best stallion around.  Oh, I’m sure of it.”
   Sparkler was sobbing uncontrollably.
   “I guess in retrospect it’s no wonder that you married me.  That was probably the best decision of my entire life.  Wow, it was all really worthwhile.  Yeah, you were just the prettiest bride in all Equestria.  Standing up there in that courtroom before the judge, wearing that pretty beige dress.  Boy did I feel like a million bits that day.  Hey, remember your vows?” he asked.
   “Yes,” she sobbed.  She thought it was what he wanted to hear.  She couldn’t really remember them though, not at a time like this.
   “For richer and for poorer?  Remember that one?  Oh yeah, that one was fine for you.  You’d stay with me if I was poorer.  So what if the profit margin of my business was razor thin?  So what if we couldn’t afford a shiny new car, or a bigger house?  That was never a problem with you, was it?  You never, ever brought up that fact to me.  Sure you’d fill the spare bedrooms with your knick-knacks and crap, but you never resented that.  I know, because you made a point of telling me every fucking day how happy you were living in this little house!”
   “Hayseed,” Sparkler started to beg.
   “And my name!  Mrs. Hayseed Turniptruck!  Oh, you were so happy to take that name, weren’t you?  It was so much more distinguished than Sparkler Heartstrings.  You were so eager to change it.  Of course, you didn’t actually change it because that was too much paper work.  But you meant it in your heart.  I know because you told me.”
   “Please.”
   “Please what?  Fuck harder?  OK,” he started fucking her with all the energy he had left.  He felt himself getting close.  “Oh, and remember 'until death do us part'?”
   “Please, no!”
   “Don’t worry, baby.  I ain’t going to hurt  you.  Why would I ever hurt you?  I’m just bringing up the vow.  Clearly you really meant it at the time.  We were going to be together forever.  Because we loved each other.  I know I sure loved you.  I meant that.  And you must have meant it too.  Right?  You wouldn’t lie to me.  You loved me.  There’s no way you could have been insincere.  Because it’s not like you’re ever SO...”
   Hayseed found a terrible strength welling up inside.  He slammed his cock into her with every ounce of it.  He hammered her so hard, it made her scream in pain.
   “FUCKING...,” he hammered again.
   Again she screamed.
   “SARCASTIC!” he hammered again, and shot his load.  She was still screaming as he slumped down on top of her.  All of his strength had vanished.  He rested on her as she writhed and cried beneath him.
   “Oops,” his head finally bobbed up, and he started to get off of her.  “I guess I just came inside of you.  I’m super sorry about that.  I know you didn’t like it, and wanted me to cum on the sheets or whatever.”  He stood up, and he was towering over her.  “Which is kinda weird, because every time we’d talk about it, you’d tell me how you totally wanted to have my children.”
   Hayseed shrugged and started walking towards the door.  “Oh well.  It was fun.  The best years of my life.”  He opened the door.  “Well, I guess I’ll be seeing you around.  You were the most wonderful wife in the world.”  He looked down at her body.  Her legs were spread.  Her head was back on the floor and she was shaking in terror and grief.  Some of his cum was leaking out of her pussy.  “And you’re such a great fuck too,” he added.  “Yeah, I’m sure you’ll find a great new stallion in no time.  Well, buh bye.”
   He shut door behind him.