The days of my Mind. ( Or WTF I have been doing.)

	Ok, wow. I have been away for a good while due to internet issues and life. As such I have dreamed, imagined, retracted, fleshed out, flushed out, contemplated, wrote, backspaced, drawn, and shot down a reality's worth of information. Mainly a near infinite amount of story ideas (I will most likely never get around too but I believe have great potential) have paraded through my mind. Some titles in particular I am interested in.

1. The Four Horsefuckers of the Apocalypse. Not necessarily Clop, but more like they fuck-over Equestria. Inspired by Sexual Lobster's video "The Four Horsemen" which can be found here.
http://greasymoose.com/flash/thefourhorsemen.html

2. Shameful William. A guy with an Omnifetish (EVERYTHING turns him on, from poodles in sweaters to the act of putting toothpaste on a toothbrush.) yet has a crippling phobia of being touched. Just add Fetishy and an endless supply of awkward scenes are belong to us.

3. I don't have a name for this one but here's the idea. Humans are to Equestrians as domesticated animals are to Humans. We are used as for labor, pets, glue, goods to be traded with griffons (i.e. steak and whatnot.) and entertainment. The Humans share the same mental capacity as Earth's cows and sheep. However, Anonymous gets teleported to Equestria. Anon is a jack of all trades, hardcore survivalist, and Ex-special Forces/rangers/alpha force/you get the idea. So as an individual, Anon is the top .1 percent of all humans, except his left leg has been severely damaged to the point walking without a cane is nigh impossible. How will Anon, the only intelligent one of his race, deal with a world where humans are beasts of burden, brought out back and killed just for having a broken limb?

	One final thing before I paste this. Puuchu the Lich (as you know him) is dead. He will be taken out of the MLP universe, or any universe for that matter. As a character I feel I have done him wrong. The new direction I am going with "The Lich Apprentice" is this. Puuchu (for lack of a better name) is an active member of his Church (I'm Thinking either middle ages or modern day). He was raised by a sublet of the Vatican (Orphan YAY!)  looks up to The Head Priest or a Bishop. The Bishop leaves on a Mission for a few years and one day comes back, yet he is acting differnet. Puuchu Investigates because he is worried and finds that Father Bishop has secretly all along been studying dark magick and only used the mission trip excuse to prepare for Lichdom. One thing leads to another and Puuchu ends up becoming a Lich instead of father Bishop, who probably is torn apart by the failed ritual. Puuchu is REALLY conflicted about being undead and what that means to him as a Christian. Pop goes the weasel and LichAnon (again lack of a better name) offers to teach Puuchu magic. Puuchu accepts and spends years (probably decades if not centuries if not millineums) coming to terms with what has occured. There will be a lot of conflict both emotional and physical. However do not despair. True to style, there will be plenty of the humor you have come to expect from me, just not as... Inane. Due to lack of Pony I will not post it to /mlp/. I'll either keep it here or revamp my tumblr a third time to reflect this more serious story.

								Till then with a Statue of Limitaions,
									Dr. Lawl Puuchu

						(P.S. Some of the mistakes are very intentional. I may or may not have been influenced by this blog. http://theoatmeal.com/blog/email_grade)

(P.S.S. If you want to take on any of these stories either email me at Lolpuuchu@gmail.com, ask me on www.puuchuthelich.tumblr.com or text me on skype lolpuuchu. We'll talk.)