Q1
How do I get into Private Tracker X??????

A1
First of all are you in what.cd?



Q2
No becaus--

A2
Doesn't matter; take the fucking interview. If you make PU on what it will get you into 80% of all the trackers you could ever want. If you want to get into private trackers going through what.cd is THE (read: THE, singular) best way to start. It doesn't matter if you don't like music; if you want to get into trackers you need to get on what. You can learn more at https://www.whatinterviewprep.com



Q3
How do I get into bibliotik?

A3
bibliotik recruits from baconBits (3 month old account, Elite, plus Overdrive) and what.cd (6 month old account,PU, plus overdrive). Invites for members are currently suspended but when they open back up the Elite forum on Animebytes has unofficial member invites with no time/OD requirement. However you WILL need a way to get retail ebooks to survive on bibliotik. You've been warned.
Bibliotik is currently down due to DDOS so don't expect any threads/responses any time soon.


Q4
How do I get into PassThePopcorn (PTP)?

A4
PTP is currently recruiting from Animebyt.es PU and What.cd elite.



Q5
How do I get into BroadcasTheNet (BTN)?

A5
BTN recruits from AwesomeHD, bibliotik and PTP. AHD/bib/PTP threads are in the POWER USER INVITE FORUM. All of them require SIX MONTH OLD ACCOUNTS. THere is NO EXCEPTION to this, period. There is no orhwe way to get into BTN unless you personally know a staff member, and if you do you're already in BTN. So let's recap: If you want to get into BTN you need to be PU on AHD, bibliotik, and PTP or be elite on WCD. And you need to WAIT SIX MONTHS. So take the fucking interview.
Bibliotik is currently down.


Q6
How do I get into AwesomeHD (AHD)?

A6
See question 1, they recruit from WCD. If you make PU on what it will get you into 80% of all the trackers you could ever want.



Q7
How do I get into baconBits (bB)?

A7
See question 1, they recruit from WCD. If you make PU on what it will get you into 80% of all the trackers you could ever want. bB also does reddit interviews if you have a 3 month old account and 300 comment karma but they're closed right now and will probably reopen in 2016.
Don't karmawhore on /r/trackers or other very small subreddits you dumb fuck.


Q8
How do I get into HDBits (HDB)?

A8
For limited times they have been known to have invite threads on PTP, BTN, AHD, SDbits, CN, and various other "well known" movie/TV trackers. If you want to get into HDB your best chance is to max out the userclasses on those trackers. Any application offers or invite offers you see on forums are fake because HDB does not allow users to give invites on other trackers.
It is reported that the threads on AHD have been closed.


Q9
I really just want weebshit, but rare weebshit, what do?

A9
Join Animebytes. That will get you into ADC, U2, JPS, and any other site that specializes in Japan. You will need to be Elite+ to get into some of them though, but if you're really into weebshit that won't be hard so don't worry.



Q10
How do I get into Animebytes (AB)?

A10
See question 1, they recruit from WCD. If you make PU on what it will get you into 80% of all the trackers you could ever want. When they are under the usercap they also have an application system that you can use.



Q11
How do I get into h*h?

A11
h*h is an incredibly secretive tracker with high profile content. Basically, anything that can't really be uploaded to other trackers is uploaded to h*h. They do not do recruitment besides various IRC vetting, but good luck trying to impress h*h staff because they're so autistic about their tracker they change domain names like every 6 months to remain "exclusive" or some BS. They also don't allow screenshots and use a   ridiculous backend that makes "personalized" backgrounds and stats for every member so even taking a screenshot will let the mods know who the user is. Like I said, major autism. If you don't need super rare un-uploadable books/music/videos from other trackers then avoid this tracker, it's just not worth the effort.



Q12
How do I get into Art of Misdirection (AoM)?

A12
WIZARDS. ONLY. FOOL.



Q13
How do I get into Oppaitime?

A13
Go to irc.oppaiti.me and join #oppaitime-invites. Ask for an invite and they'll call you a faggot and tell you to fuck off. But don't worry, this is part of the invite process (yes I'm serious), just wait and they'll eventually tell you to PM your email address and you'll get an invite.