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  1. [12:41] <battingProdigy> =START=
  2. [12:42] * battingProdigy started pestering chaturangaCaller
  3. [12:42] <battingProdigy> BP: uh...celia? ythere?
  4. [12:42] <chaturangaCaller> CC: jace! jacejacejace! yes im here!
  5. [12:42] <battingProdigy> BP: hey so
  6. [12:42] <battingProdigy> BP: i just talked to one of those troll things
  7. [12:42] <battingProdigy> BP: at least i think it was one
  8. [12:43] <battingProdigy> BP: not sure how to feel but it sure aint good
  9. [12:43] <chaturangaCaller> CC: you see them too!
  10. [12:43] <chaturangaCaller> CC: ive been talking to two of them!
  11. [12:43] <chaturangaCaller> CC: they just showed up out of nowhere!
  12. [12:43] <battingProdigy> BP: yeah i think i talked to the same two
  13. [12:44] <battingProdigy> BP: VM wasnt too bad but
  14. [12:44] <battingProdigy> BP: FL makes me uncomfortable
  15. [12:44] <chaturangaCaller> CC: vm...? oh! vox!
  16. [12:44] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and... jydbec?
  17. [12:44] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i havent talked to her much!
  18. [12:44] <battingProdigy> BP: shes kinda
  19. [12:45] <battingProdigy> BP: whats a good word
  20. [12:45] <chaturangaCaller> CC: hehe shes silly!
  21. [12:45] <chaturangaCaller> CC: she said she was a vampire last we spoke!
  22. [12:45] <battingProdigy> BP: i wouldnt say shes silly
  23. [12:45] <battingProdigy> BP: more like uhh
  24. [12:46] <battingProdigy> BP: psychotic? maniacal?
  25. [12:46] <chaturangaCaller> CC: bleeeh! i dunno!
  26. [12:46] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i think people take her too seriously!
  27. [12:46] <chaturangaCaller> CC: vox doesnt seem to like her that much
  28. [12:47] <chaturangaCaller> CC: oh vm sorry
  29. [12:47] <battingProdigy> BP: i just feel a little threatened around her
  30. [12:47] <battingProdigy> BP: even if shes in a different planet
  31. [12:48] <chaturangaCaller> CC: haha! its ok jace!
  32. [12:48] <chaturangaCaller> CC: im sure you have lots in common!
  33. [12:48] <chaturangaCaller> CC: she likes crows, just like me!
  34. [12:48] <chaturangaCaller> CC: maybe she likes... whatever troll version of baseball is!
  35. [12:49] <battingProdigy> BP: she still creeps me out
  36. [12:49] <battingProdigy> BP: shes friends with a corpse
  37. [12:50] <chaturangaCaller> CC: pfff why would she say that if she was being serious!
  38. [12:50] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i think shes weird yeah
  39. [12:50] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and a little forgetful
  40. [12:50] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and
  41. [12:50] <battingProdigy> BP: psycho?
  42. [12:50] <chaturangaCaller> CC: ok MAYBE one or two things she said was a little hurtful or
  43. [12:50] <chaturangaCaller> CC: no!
  44. [12:50] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i think she needs a friend!
  45. [12:50] <chaturangaCaller> CC: someone who isnt going to call her psycho all the time like vm!
  46. [12:51] <battingProdigy> BP: i honestly dont know if youre actually right about her
  47. [12:51] <battingProdigy> BP: she seems serious about all this psycho killer stuff
  48. [12:52] <chaturangaCaller> CC: hehe its ok jace! you can let me worry about it!
  49. [12:52] <chaturangaCaller> CC: besides! you gotta keep your head clear!
  50. [12:52] <chaturangaCaller> CC: dont you have a game coming up soon?
  51. [12:52] <battingProdigy> BP: oh right i forgot
  52. [12:53] <battingProdigy> BP: yeah but thats not until next week
  53. [12:53] <chaturangaCaller> CC: forgot! oh come on jydbec isnt THAT weird!
  54. [12:54] <battingProdigy> BP: she threatened to stab my eyes out if i didnt pick a dress color
  55. [12:54] <chaturangaCaller> CC: bleh bleh yes ok that would be weird but really i think shes just nice!
  56. [12:54] <chaturangaCaller> CC: what if she does that because nobody trusts her!
  57. [12:54] <chaturangaCaller> CC: maybe she just really wanted you to pick a color for her dress!
  58. [12:55] <battingProdigy> BP: i didnt know what color to pick though
  59. [12:55] <battingProdigy> BP: then she yelled at me and threatened me
  60. [12:55] <battingProdigy> BP: you sure you think shes kidding about all this?
  61. [12:56] <chaturangaCaller> *Celia pauses for a minute or two*
  62. [12:56] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i dont think shed actually do it!
  63. [12:56] <chaturangaCaller> CC: besides jace! your right in that she cant do anything to you!
  64. [12:56] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i
  65. [12:57] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i just really want you to be ok about it and for her to be ok about it and for you and vm to stop picking on her and i will talk to her again once i work up the nerve!
  66. [12:57] <chaturangaCaller> CC: jeez!
  67. [12:57] <battingProdigy> BP: celia
  68. [12:57] <battingProdigy> BP: i know im not the brightest guy out there
  69. [12:57] <battingProdigy> BP: but i feel like you dont actually feel that way about her
  70. [12:58] <chaturangaCaller> CC: maybe i do!
  71. [12:58] <chaturangaCaller> CC: maybe i dont want to just be like everyone else and just instantly judge her because of the things she
  72. [12:58] <chaturangaCaller> CC: bleh
  73. [12:58] <chaturangaCaller> CC: BLEHBLEHBELH
  74. [12:59] <chaturangaCaller> CC: sorry jace i didnt mean for this to become about me :(
  75. [13:00] <battingProdigy> BP: no its fine
  76. [13:01] <battingProdigy> BP: i just worry that something might happen and she might try to hurt us
  77. [13:01] <chaturangaCaller> CC: she wont!
  78. [13:01] <chaturangaCaller> CC: she lives in a different planet
  79. [13:02] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and VM said that he deals with her all the time
  80. [13:02] <chaturangaCaller> CC: youll be fine, even if what she was saying is true, your gonna do fine
  81. [13:02] <battingProdigy> BP: ynever know
  82. [13:02] <chaturangaCaller> CC: jace!
  83. [13:03] <chaturangaCaller> CC: you know i love your willingness to believe in the fantastical like me!
  84. [13:03] <chaturangaCaller> CC: but sometimes things just arent real!
  85. [13:03] <chaturangaCaller> CC: to be honest im
  86. [13:03] <chaturangaCaller> CC: im not totally convinced that these are actually aliens!
  87. [13:03] <chaturangaCaller> CC: vox has given me really detailed history lessons but ive read enough of that stuff to know what isnt real
  88. [13:04] <chaturangaCaller> CC: like i know hitler didnt actually sacrifice virgins to find hidden jews!
  89. [13:04] <chaturangaCaller> CC: its just a book!
  90. [13:04] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and its historical dubiousness is comforting!
  91. [13:34] <battingProdigy> BP: okay first what the baseballs does hitler have to do with aliens?
  92. [13:34] <battingProdigy> BP: and second how can you be so sure theyre just trolling us?
  93. [13:35] <chaturangaCaller> CC: first of all: exactly! that book made no sense!
  94. [13:36] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and, i cant!
  95. [13:36] <chaturangaCaller> CC: no more than you can be sure that shes crazy and wants to kill you!
  96. [13:36] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i choose to believe them!
  97. [13:36] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i choose to believe jydbec is misunderstood!
  98. [13:37] <chaturangaCaller> CC: neither fucking matters to me right now! but it might matter to someone like her!
  99. [13:37] <battingProdigy> BP: i find it pretty noble you wanna try to understand her and stuff
  100. [13:37] <battingProdigy> BP: but just be careful alright?
  101. [13:38] <battingProdigy> BP: theres always a chance she might be serious
  102. [13:39] <chaturangaCaller> CC: yeah yeah, dont worry, i get plenty of 'just be carefuls' from vm, although he doesnt say it in quite as sympathetic as a tone
  103. [13:39] <chaturangaCaller> CC: which is why i do appreciate it!
  104. [13:39] <chaturangaCaller> CC: but i can handle myself!
  105. [13:39] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and you can handle yourself!
  106. [13:39] <battingProdigy> BP: well yeah but i also have the help of civilization
  107. [13:40] <battingProdigy> BP: youre just kinda out there by yourself
  108. [13:40] <battingProdigy> BP: thats why i worry so much
  109. [13:40] <chaturangaCaller> CC: hehe dont worry jace, my cousin taught me EVERYTHING HE KNEW!
  110. [13:40] <chaturangaCaller> CC: civilisation would just hold me back!
  111. [13:40] <chaturangaCaller> CC: although!
  112. [13:41] <chaturangaCaller> CC: it might provide me with access to power that isnt 2 km away from where im typing this conversation
  113. [13:41] <chaturangaCaller> CC: so i might have to catch you later!
  114. [13:42] <battingProdigy> BP: alright
  115. [13:42] <battingProdigy> BP: just remember
  116. [13:42] <battingProdigy> BP: always keep your guard up and dont fall for the corkscrew
  117. [13:42] <chaturangaCaller> CC: bleh you know a belly itcher like her couldnt get it past a left hander like me!
  118. [13:43] <battingProdigy> BP: haha
  119. [13:43] <battingProdigy> BP: alright then
  120. [13:43] <chaturangaCaller> CC: hehe
  121. [13:43] <battingProdigy> BP: ill see you later then?
  122. [13:43] <chaturangaCaller> CC: yeah!
  123. [13:43] <chaturangaCaller> CC: byee!
  124. [13:43] <battingProdigy> BP: see ya
  125. [13:43] <chaturangaCaller> chaturangaCaller has ceased pestering battingProdigy
  126. [13:43] <voltaireMortis> ==END==
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