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>[fluffy pony] is eating from her bowl, smacking her little fluffy lips with her eager chowing down
>you try to ignore it as you drink your coffee and watch the news
>your fluffy pony finishes her food and climbs up on the couch
>with her dirty hooves
Get off the couch, [fluffy pony]
>she bounces her forelegs on your thigh "Wan pway!"
>ignoring your order, she hops into your lap
>knocking your cup and spilling your drink all over the armrest
>grabbing her by the scruff of her neck, she seems to have a fleeting memory of what happens next
>she starts running in the air, "n-no sowwy-stick! Pwease daddy, no sow-"
>you toss her into her safety room and retrieve the broom
>swinging overhead, you bring the worn head down on her back
>she yelps and tries to scamper away but you've lifted her off the ground like a spatula
STUPID FUCKING PONY, THAT COUCH COST MORE THAN A HUNDRED OF YOU
>she's gibbering broken baby-talk about the implement of your wrath
>you shove her teary-eyed face into the bristles, scraping back and forth
THAT COFFEE? THREE OF YOU! THE SORRY STICK IS WORTH FIVE!
>you hold her up by the tail and start jabbing her soft belly with the wooden handle
AM I GETTING THROUGH TO YOU?
>she's trying to speak through hiccuping terrified tears but stuttering too much to speak properly
IS IT BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOVE ME ENOUGH TO PAY ATTENTION?
>"W-wuv! W-w-wuv daddy!"
LIKE SHIT YOU DO
>you drop the fluffy pony
>she immediately retreats to her little nest of blankets, hiding in the folds
You're going to stay in here until I clean the coffee off, and don't expect play time today
>stepping over the plastic gate, you hear [fluffy pony] whimper "why sowwy-stick for twying huggies?"