E-Pênis script para HexChat (Linux & Windows)

#!/usr/bin/env python
# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
#
#   epenis.py
#
#       Copyright 2011 sharch <sharch@thegame.com>
#
#       This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
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#
#   Displays your e-penis size based on system uptime. Usage: /epenis

import hexchat
import math
import os

__module_name__ = "epenis.py"
__module_version__ = "0.7"
__module_description__ = "Exibe o tamanho do seu e-penis baseado no uptime do sistema"
__module_author__ = "sharch"


try:
    # So many broken ctypeses out there.
    import ctypes
    import struct
except ImportError:
    ctypes = None

hexchatdir = hexchat.get_info('configdir')
epenisdb = os.path.join(hexchatdir, 'addons', 'epenis.db')

if (os.name != 'posix') and (os.name != 'nt'):
    do_alert("Operating System not supported. \002%s\002 will not work" % __module_name__)


def uptime_windows():
    """
    Returns uptime in seconds or None, on Windows. Warning: may return
    incorrect answers after 49.7 days on versions older than Vista.
    """
    if hasattr(ctypes, 'windll') and hasattr(ctypes.windll, 'kernel32'):
        lib = ctypes.windll.kernel32
            # Windows CE uses the cdecl calling convention.
    else:
        try:
            lib = ctypes.CDLL('coredll.lib')
        except (AttributeError, OSError):
            return None

    if hasattr(lib, 'GetTickCount64'):
        # Vista/Server 2008 or later.
        lib.GetTickCount64.restype = ctypes.c_uint64
        return lib.GetTickCount64() / 1000.
    if hasattr(lib, 'GetTickCount'):
        # WinCE and Win2k or later; gives wrong answers after 49.7 days.
        lib.GetTickCount.restype = ctypes.c_uint32
        return lib.GetTickCount() / 1000.
    return None

def uptime_linux():
    try:
        with open('/proc/uptime', 'r') as f:
            return float(f.readline().split()[0])
    except:
        pass

def get_erection():
    global epenisdb

    try:
        with open(epenisdb) as db:
            f = db.read()
            if f:
                return float(f)
            else:
                return 0
            db.close()
    except IOError:
        save_erection('0')
        return 0

def save_erection(value):
    global epenisdb

    db = open(epenisdb, 'w')
    db.write(str(value))
    db.close()

def epenis_callback(word, word_eol, userdata):
    if os.name == 'posix':
        uptime = uptime_linux()
    if os.name == 'nt':
        uptime = uptime_windows()

    size = round((math.sqrt((0.0005 * uptime)) * 2.540),2)
    penis = '=' * int(size * 0.6)
    sperm = '~°'

    if get_erection() > size:
        record = 'Minha maior ereção foi de ' + str(get_erection()).replace('.',',') + 'cm'
    else:
        record = 'Esta é minha maior ereção até o momento'
        save_erection(size)

    if int(size) > 10:
        sperm *= (int(size / 10))

    hexchat.command('SAY Baseado no uptime do sistema, meu e-pênis mede \002' + str(size).replace('.',',') + '\002 cm. (' + record +') 8' + penis + 'D ' + sperm)
    return hexchat.EAT_ALL

def do_alert(alert_string):
    message = "\002【{0}】\002{1}".format(__module_name__, alert_string)
    hexchat.emit_print("Server Error", message)

hexchat.hook_command('epenis', epenis_callback, help='epenis - Exibe o tamanho do seu e-penis baseado no uptime do sistema')

do_alert("module loaded")