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- Once upon a time there was a boy named George
- He was on his phone on a chair on the porch
- His 3DS was dead and so was his brain
- And Reddit had finally become a pain
- He looked up 'Animal Crossing' and it wasn't enough
- Google results were playing tough
- A forum for AC was out there, he knew that much
- What if The Bell Tree was his clutch? (Note: to be someone's "clutch", it means that they like it a lot)
- A Gmail account and a login later,
- he was on a website that was much, much safer
- than the other weird stuff that just wasn't all there
- like Reddit or 4Chan or the Fresh Prince of Bel Aire. (Oh come on, I really really tried to rhyme those. Give me a break.)
- He made some trades, sold off a Whitney
- Purchased a golden axe in a jiffy!
- November came along and there was the Fair.
- Events! Contests! There weren't any squares! (Note: "Squares" are people who aren't cool. I'm from the South, okay?)
- Six hours later, he was out of TBT
- But he was still looking around for flowers that were free
- Bedtime had passed; it was way too late
- But Animal Crossing had his attention; it had since he was eight.
- If there's one thing he learned from that fateful night
- it was never to go on TBT without A FREAKING BEDTIME DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN AWAKE?
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