(Read this aloud:)
Hey brother, after watching your horrendous luck with Happy Squid, everybody on Discord pitched in to get you your own Happy Squid. Here's what it looks like.
https://img1.etsystatic.com/140/0/7807621/il_570xN.1113802599_6j46.jpg

We love you Lass, happy birthday.

Notes from everybody:
KingOtso: From the Mighty KingOtso
NancyGoBoom: I love you, Drew!! Happy birthday
followthegospel: You can count this from followthegospel
SjokoDuoAir: Happy b-day to Lassiz.
ItsNoLove: i hope im not too late but this is for lassiz's birthday squid! if not, keep it anyways lol you guys have an amazing community. "happy birthday lass!
Kappaten: :happySquid:
Sterno(ld): May you be reminded of your failure to acquire the Happy Squid icon every time you look upon this. Then, in turn, remember that you're getting old, and your gaming skill will forever be going downhill. That's birthday's after 30, my man! Just another reminder of your own inadequacy. HAPPY DAY!
TheSchizy: Happy birthday, dad! I won't forget the beer when I move in!
MnGhost1980: Happy Birthday Lassiz!! Hope you have a wonderful day!
N3dra77: Drew, you are the fuking shit and I couldn't be happier to have found you and your community. I wish continued greatness for you, and don't worry - even though you're getting old, you just keep getting better. Love you so big
mubs42: Hey lassiz, Happy Birthday. I love you big guy.
Sheymusgoon/Sheymetra: Toward that Happy Squid
SirSaltyBacon: Hey Lassiz, just wanted to say that you are truly like a second father figure to me. I've always had anger issues when playing games and you have shown me how to just enjoy the experience and have fun with the people you are playing with. Thanks for being my gamer dad, here's to many more years of epic laughs, lots of fun, and much more alcohol!! Just keep being you, you amazing dude! Much Love
Th3Flood: Happy birthday Lassiz. Here take this, it's dangerous to go alone.
Super_Stoves: Hey Mr. Awesome! Keep being you!
Autowolf_: Happy birthday Las! Love you buddy!
Substituted: Happy birthday, Lassiz!
Sprigganx: Happy Birthday Lass! Hope you enjoy the IRL Happy Squid since it looks like the icon is never going to come your way!
Sneakiiii: For the squid

Users who donated but didn't leave a note:
RisingBackpack
Tr1ch89
AwkwardAlexander
TheSwaw
iBlindWitness
Shadoshok
Furiously_RS
Dieselmethod
Null
Matt Leinhauser (no username)
Datto
Rosalinexmusic

(Don't read this aloud)
Do not give me money back. I did not spend anything. Everybody did this out of the good of their hearts. I have the Happy Squid coming to my house. I can either bring it with you or mail it to you. Let me know what you want to do.
-Rellies