PerryLetter

The letter has a return address of "Perry Bushnell, Site-77" with some other details on where it was specifically sent from. It appears to be addressed to "Ralph Bushnell" but the information on where he is located is blacked out.

Hiya Ralph

You really need to write to me more often. Good to hear from the only likeable family member one has left, and to know you haven't been eaten by some kind of robot tentacle monster. Hope that you continue to not be dead into the foreseeable future.

Anyways, onto whats been happening over here. Been doing the same old same old research job. It's some kinda thing that makes houses make more houses, but I really don't give a shit. It's just a paycheck, y'know what I mean? I'd probably quit and retire if it didn't mean getting a brain melt and being sent to live in some godforsaken place like Kentucky.

From your letter it sounds like you've been having loads of drama over there. Quite a change from your old practice indeed. Sounds like you have some colorful coworkers. Is the dress code really that relaxed over there that he could wear a nutty outfit like that? I mean, we have some colorful characters here, but someone dressing like a plague doctor might hurt the bedside manner a bit. And the lady with the screws in her hand? Crazy.

That dame sounds nice. Kinda reminds me of Lisa before she turned into a gigantic ultrabitch. But i don't want to trouble you with that. If you're discouraged by events, just keep on truckin'. It never pays to give up, because you'll always wonder "What if?" God knows I do. If she likes ya she likes ya, and if she don't she can go fuck a duck.

Anyways, write to me again soon, or I'll tie you to a tree and leave you there again.

Lots of love,

Perry