Meta Rumble

<Salesman>: oh, ayyy one
<F021>: eyy
<Flareburst>: hi fosi
<F021>: Whatcha talking about?
<WishingWell>: The next Budokai Competition
<F021>: Heh
<Breakdown>: How can we think about the Budokai when Beerus is coming to destroy the Earth!?
<Breakdown>: AND THE PROM'S TOMORROOOOOOOW!
WishingWell goes back into his gravity chamber
<Bud>: >Gravity chamber
<Bud>: >Cutting corners
<F021>: Wait, prom?
<Bud>: >Not running around the city using unpowered freerun to stalk and beat people up
<WishingWell>: I'm not like you Bud.
<WishingWell>:  Plus you take out all the strong ones....
<Bud>: Fight multiple weaker ones
<Salesman>: Grind for your life
<Bud>: ^
<Salesman>: and not that grind, perverts
<F021>: >Wake up in the middle of the night, toes are fucking cold and almost numb
<F021>: I fucking hate my body sometimes. Why can't I have warm toes just for /one/ night?
<Flareburst>: socks and a blanket dedicated to your legs and feet
<Flareburst>: this is how too sleep
<F021>: Wore socks and two layers of blanket, same problem.
<WishingWell>: use the vertical side of the blanket
<WishingWell>: The long side
<WishingWell>: And fetus position
<Flareburst>: ^
<WishingWell>: And get new socks if they don't serve their purpose
<F021>: Done and done.
<WishingWell>: woooooool
<F021>: Still same problem man..
<WishingWell>: something must be wrong with the matrix then.
<Breakdown>: electric blanket, bruh. they're the best.
<Flareburst>: wrap each foot in an entire blanket
<Flareburst>: ^
<F021>: W-what if it broke and fry my feet?
<Bud>: Pour gasoline on your bed, blankets and self
<Bud>: Light it up and wrap up
<F021>: Hmm... Perfect, Bud. Gonna try it sometime.
<WishingWell>: If you have enough resolution and will, fire will feel like nothing.
<Lock>: ufffwuh
<F021>: noted
<WishingWell>: And the Keyed Avenger springs back to life
<Flareburst>: what a shame
<Lock>: Was a good sleep.
<Lock>: 10,000 years of rest~
<F021>: Mmm
<F021>: Wish I can sleep real nice, without frozen toes or waking up every 2 hours D
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<WishingWell>: Who is this Ryan Stone and what's stopping me from murdering him and stealing his stone Salesman?
<Salesman>: Fair point wells...holograms?
<Lord_Raptor>: Holograms?
<WishingWell>: A wish stone would be awfully sought after
<Lord_Raptor>: Are they beyond the norm?
<WishingWell>: He must have some good protection
<Lord_Raptor>: Might one call them...
<Lord_Raptor>: outrageous?
<F021>: Maybe he's not even there
<TheLantern>: I gotta ask, have you guys ever seen a bathroom stall, with a blue, sort of neon light in it, to prevent people from injecting drugs in it?
<Salesman>: Yeah, hes not technically on the island, nor is the stone
<F021>: Like, he's just visiting us from his secured bunker somewhere
<F021>: And we meet him via phone or some shit.
<Salesman>: I was thinking holograms so we could actually see him
<WishingWell>: *Ring Ring Ring*
<WishingWell>: H-Hey, gather a bunch a guys on this island for a fight
<WishingWell>: W-Winner gets a wish
<WishingWell>: Trust me...
<F021>: Holograms are nice too
<WishingWell>: Whether phone or hologram this guy better make it a spectacle if he wants me to believe this stuff.
<Bud>: You can't just draw people in with "m-magic wish pls come to island and fight"
<TheLantern>: Ya need promises of titles
<TheLantern>: like, kung fu island tournaments
<TheLantern>: always radical
<F021>: Extensive advertising?
<TheLantern>: I mean, sure, a wish is a wish, but, being called the master of martial arts, how radical is that?
<Flareburst>: could be a personal delivery by some important looking thingamaboop
<Flareburst>: and fancy invatation
<F021>: ^
<WishingWell>: Personal Invitation might make it more of a reason for there not to be a billion contenders
<Flareburst>: like the pokemon movie actually
<Flareburst>: remember that dragonite mail thing and the fancy hologram invites?
<Bud>: I don't think many people actually know martial arts
<Bud>: So many of you rely on your powers. Damn shame.
<Flareburst>: rely is not survive
<TheLantern>: well...I kick stuff
<WishingWell>: >First Annual Meta Pride Tournament
<WishingWell>: >Show off your powers in the ring
<Lord_Raptor>: So how does this man grant wishes since we're not using the wish-granting morally-ambiguous demon
<F021>: >Meta Pride
<WishingWell>: People might eat that shit up
<WishingWell>: Government would definitely put an eye out for 'Meta Pride'
<F021>: First Annual Meta Mayhem Tournament! Come and prove you're the best meta on earth!
<WishingWell>: There should be a consolation to ensure fighters. A wish is farfetched, but money sounds nice.
<WishingWell>: Some would enter for a good fight, that's for sure
<Salesman>: 2000$ sounds good?
<Bud>: If the prize is a wish for anything you desire
<F021>: 2500
<TheLantern>: add a couple zeros to that
<Bud>: You could bet there'd be more interest from every party on Earth
<Bud>: And I dunno if a friendly* fight can bring the risk for the reward
<Flareburst>: just have th wish and no consolation prize
<Salesman>: that feels like a bit of a cheap out, second and third should get something
<F021>: A private jet and 100.000 bucks for the runner-ups?
<Flareburst>: but this is for a wish, and its going to be a big tournament
<WishingWell>:  /Is/ a wish that farfetched...?
<Flareburst>: high-stakes would encourage eventful matches, because if you lost even once your out of the running
<WishingWell>: In this universe that is...