HCCS Script Log

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	   Beginning New Ascension
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Ascension #52:
Hardcore Community Service Sauceror
Wallaby


Uncategorized
 - Abs of Tin
 - Asbestos Heart
 - Drescher's Annoying Noise
 - Giant Growth
 - Grease Up
 - Natural Born Scrabbler
 - Olfactory Burnout
 - Rapid Prototyping
 - Singer's Faithful Ocelot
 - Thrift and Grift
 - Transcendent Olfaction
 - Walberg's Dim Bulb

Seal Clubber
 - Hide of the Walrus
 - Pulverize

Turtle Tamer
 - Amphibian Sympathy
 - Astral Shell
 - Cold-Blooded Fearlessness
 - Tao of the Terrapin

Pastamancer
 - Cannelloni Cocoon
 - Entangling Noodles
 - Flavour of Magic
 - Leash of Linguini
 - Pastamastery
 - Spirit of Ravioli
 - Springy Fusilli
 - Stuffed Mortar Shell
 - Subtle and Quick to Anger
 - Tolerance of the Kitchen
 - Transcendental Noodlecraft

Sauceror
 - Advanced Saucecrafting
 - Curse of Weaksauce
 - Diminished Gag Reflex
 - Elemental Saucesphere
 - Impetuous Sauciness
 - Inner Sauce
 - Irrepressible Spunk
 - Itchy Curse Finger
 - Master Saucier
 - Salsaball
 - Sauce Contemplation
 - Saucegeyser
 - Saucestorm
 - Simmer
 - Soul Saucery
 - The Way of Sauce

Disco Bandit
 - Advanced Cocktailcrafting
 - Adventurer of Leisure
 - Ambidextrous Funkslinging
 - Disco Leer
 - Disco Nap
 - Mad Looting Skillz
 - Nimble Fingers
 - Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation
 - Smooth Movement
 - Superhuman Cocktailcrafting

Accordion Thief
 - Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
 - Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
 - The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
 - The Ode to Booze
 - The Sonata of Sneakiness

Conditional
 - Soul Blaze
 - Soul Bubble
 - Soul Finger
 - Soul Food
 - Soul Funk
 - Soul Rotation
 - Spirit of Bacon Grease
 - Spirit of Cayenne
 - Spirit of Garlic
 - Spirit of Nothing
 - Spirit of Peppermint
 - Spirit of Wormwood

Mr. Skills
 - Summon Smithsness

Gnome Trainer
 - Cosmic Ugnderstanding
 - Gnomish Hardigness
 - Powers of Observatiogn
 - Torso Awaregness


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use 1 telegram from Lady Spookyraven

main.php?refreshtop=true&noobmessage=true
You acquire an item: Clan VIP Lounge key
You acquire an item: Deck of Every Card
> Running HCCS Day 1...

familiar Fist Turkey (6 lbs)

familiar Crimbo Shrub (6 lbs)
You acquire an item: box of old Crimbo decorations

use 1 box of old Crimbo decorations
Encounter: Shrubberatin'
Took choice 999/1: Decorate!
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=999&option=1&topper=2&lights=1&garland=1&gift=1

familiar Fist Turkey (6 lbs)
> Collecting free barrel drops
Took choice 1099/1: A barrel
choice.php?whichchoice=1099&pwd&option=1&slot=00
You acquire an item: Cloaca-Cola
Took choice 1099/1: unknown
choice.php?whichchoice=1099&pwd&option=1&slot=01
moxie weed is not multiusable, but KoLmafia thought it was
You acquire an item: moxie weed
Took choice 1099/1: unknown
choice.php?whichchoice=1099&pwd&option=1&slot=10
You acquire an item: Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir
Took choice 1099/1: unknown
choice.php?whichchoice=1099&pwd&option=1&slot=11
You acquire an item: lemon
Took choice 1099/1: unknown
choice.php?whichchoice=1099&pwd&option=1&slot=12
You acquire an item: shot of orange schnapps
Took choice 1099/1: unknown
choice.php?whichchoice=1099&pwd&option=1&slot=20
You acquire an item: strongness elixir
Took choice 1099/1: unknown
choice.php?whichchoice=1099&pwd&option=1&slot=21
You acquire an item: strongness elixir
Took choice 1099/1: unknown
choice.php?whichchoice=1099&pwd&option=1&slot=22
You acquire an item: shot of tomato schnapps

chew 1 moxie weed
You gain 3 Smarm
You gain a Moxie point!
Encounter: Spoopy
Took choice 1110/6: Leave
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1110&option=6

pull: 1 brick

tutorial.php?action=toot
You acquire an item: letter from King Ralph XI

use 1 letter from King Ralph XI
You acquire an item: pork elf goodies sack
You acquire an item: disassembled clover

use 1 pork elf goodies sack
You acquire an item: porquoise
You acquire an item: baconstone
You acquire an item: baconstone
You acquire an item: hamethyst
You acquire an item: hamethyst
> Selling jewels...

autosell: 2 hamethyst
You gain 1,000 Meat

autosell: 2 baconstone
You gain 1,000 Meat

autosell: 1 porquoise
You gain 500 Meat

use 1 astral six-pack
You acquire astral pilsner (6)

buy 1 tires for 28 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
You spent 28 Meat
You acquire an item: tires

buy 1 sweet rims for 300 each from The General Store
You spent 300 Meat
You acquire an item: sweet rims

Combine 1 tires + 1 sweet rims
You acquire an item: dope wheels
Crafting used 1 each of sweet rims and tires

buy 1 empty meat tank for 20 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
You spent 20 Meat
You acquire an item: empty meat tank

Create 1 meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You lose 100 Meat

Combine 1 empty meat tank + 1 meat stack
You acquire an item: full meat tank
Crafting used 1 each of meat stack and empty meat tank

buy 1 cog for 20 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
You spent 20 Meat
You acquire an item: cog

buy 1 sprocket for 20 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
You spent 20 Meat
You acquire an item: sprocket

buy 1 spring for 20 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
You spent 20 Meat
You acquire an item: spring

Combine 1 sprocket + 1 spring
You acquire an item: sprocket assembly
Crafting used 1 each of spring and sprocket

Combine 1 cog + 1 sprocket assembly
You acquire an item: cog and sprocket assembly
Crafting used 1 each of cog and sprocket assembly

Combine 1 full meat tank + 1 cog and sprocket assembly
You acquire an item: meat engine
Crafting used 1 each of cog and sprocket assembly and full meat tank

Combine 1 dope wheels + 1 meat engine
You acquire an item: bitchin' meatcar
Crafting used 1 each of meat engine and dope wheels

buy 1 tenderizing hammer for 1000 each from Meatsmith's Shop
You spent 1,000 Meat
You acquire an item: tenderizing hammer
Encounter: Helping Make Ends Meat
Took choice 1059/1: Sure, I'll go check it out.
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1059&option=1&choiceform1=Sure%252C%2BI%2527ll%2Bgo%2Bcheck%2Bit%2Bout.
Took choice 1059/3: unknown
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1059&option=3&choiceform1=Not%2Byet.%2BI%2527ll%2Bkeep%2Blooking.

use 1 Deck of Every Card

[1] Deck of Every Card
play 1952 Mickey Mantle (58)
Encounter: 1952 Mickey Mantle
You acquire an item: 1952 Mickey Mantle card

autosell: 1 1952 Mickey Mantle card
You gain 10,000 Meat

use 1 Deck of Every Card

[1] Deck of Every Card
play Giant Growth (39)
Encounter: Giant Growth
You acquire an item: green mana

use 1 Deck of Every Card

[1] Deck of Every Card
play III - The Empress (70)
Encounter: III - The Empress
You gain 550 Mysteriousness
You gain some Mysticality points!

buy 1 Dramatic™ range for 1000 each from The General Store
You spent 1,000 Meat
You acquire an item: Dramatic™ range

use 1 Dramatic™ range

cast 2 Summon Smithsness
You acquire Flaskfull of Hollow (2)
You acquire lump of Brituminous coal (2)
You acquire handful of Smithereens (2)

[1] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 36 Mana Points
You gain 81 Mysteriousness
You gain some Mysticality points!

cast 1 Summon Smithsness
You acquire an item: Flaskfull of Hollow
You acquire an item: lump of Brituminous coal
You acquire an item: handful of Smithereens

buy 1 maiden wig for 80 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
You spent 80 Meat
You acquire an item: maiden wig

[1] Smith 1 lump of Brituminous coal + 1 maiden wig
You acquire an item: Hairpiece On Fire
Crafting used 1 each of maiden wig and lump of Brituminous coal

equip hat Hairpiece On Fire

[1] Smith 1 lump of Brituminous coal + 1 saucepan
You acquire an item: Saucepanic
Crafting used 1 each of saucepan and lump of Brituminous coal

equip weapon Saucepanic

buy 1 third-hand lantern for 100 each from The General Store
You spent 100 Meat
You acquire an item: third-hand lantern

[1] Smith 1 lump of Brituminous coal + 1 third-hand lantern
You acquire an item: A Light that Never Goes Out
Crafting used 1 each of lump of Brituminous coal and third-hand lantern

equip off-hand A Light that Never Goes Out

use 3 Flaskfull of Hollow
You acquire an effect: Merry Smithsness (450)

cast 1 Advanced Saucecrafting
You acquire scrumptious reagent (5)

cast 1 Advanced Cocktailcrafting
You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
You acquire an item: coconut shell
You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
You acquire an item: coconut shell
You acquire an item: magical ice cubes

cast 1 Pastamastery
You acquire dry noodles (5)

Harvesting your garden
You acquire snow berries (3)
You acquire ice harvest (3)

Collecting potions from continental juice bar
You acquire an item: ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>
You acquire an item: gremlin juice
You acquire an item: clove-flavored lip balm

buy 1 pickled egg for 40 each from The General Store
You spent 40 Meat
You acquire an item: pickled egg

[1] Cook 1 handful of Smithereens + 1 pickled egg
You acquire an item: This Charming Flan
Crafting used 1 each of handful of Smithereens and pickled egg

buy 1 frilly skirt for 80 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
You spent 80 Meat
You acquire an item: frilly skirt

equip pants frilly skirt

Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
You acquire an item: stuffed key

Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge

Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
You acquire an item: fancy opera glasses

Visiting the Ruined House
You acquire an item: anticheese

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: turtle totem

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: worthless trinket

trading 1 worthless item for 1 ten-leaf clover

buy 1 hermit permit for 100 each from The General Store
You spent 100 Meat
You acquire an item: hermit permit

trading 1 worthless item for 1 ten-leaf clover
You acquire an item: ten-leaf clover

Use 1 ten-leaf clover
You acquire an item: disassembled clover

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: disco mask

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: ravioli hat

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: mariachi hat

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: disco ball

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: pasta spoon

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: saucepan

buy 1 detuned radio for 300 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
You spent 300 Meat
You acquire an item: detuned radio
mcd 10

[1] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 1 hit point
You gain 101 Mana Points
You gain 60 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!

buy 1 toy accordion for 150 each from Armory and Leggery
You spent 150 Meat
You acquire an item: toy accordion

cast 1 The Ode to Booze
You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)

Trade 1 snow berries, 3 ice harvest
You acquire an item: Ice Island Long Tea

drink 1 Ice Island Long Tea
You gain 24 Adventures
You gain 28 Muscleboundness
You gain some Muscle points!
You gain 25 Magicalness
You gain 25 Roguishness
You gain some Moxie points!
You gain 4 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-4)

Trade 2 snow berries
You acquire an item: snow crab

drink 1 Lucky Lindy
You gain 4 Adventures
You gain 1 Drunkenness
You lose an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
You lose 500 Meat
Lindy burp: 78

cast 1 Springy Fusilli
You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)

cast 1 Astral Shell
You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)

cast 1 Sauce Contemplation
You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (5)

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 9 hit points

familiar Crimbo Shrub (6 lbs)

[1] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 114 Mana Points
You gain 64 Wizardliness
You gain some Mysticality points!

[1] Chateau Painting
Encounter: dairy goat
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: yiffmaster420 uses the DNA extraction syringe!

[1] Noob Cave
Round 2: dairy goat takes 11 damage.
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts OPEN A BIG YELLOW PRESENT!
You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Yellow (1)
Round 3: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
You gain 52 Meat
You acquire an item: goat cheese
You acquire an item: glass of goat's milk
After Battle: "Oh no!" The War on Meme-mas says, "you're hurt! Here, have some fresh baked Crimbo cookies! Delicious, aren't they? Want some more? Have some more! I have fudge, too! And fruitcake! EAT MORE!"
After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
After Battle: The War on Meme-mas grins wildly and sings "It's the mooost mystical tiiiiiiime of the yeeeeaaaaarrr!" (+3 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 17 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
You gain 6 Soulsauce

Making a Gene Tonic
You acquire an item: Gene Tonic: Beast

[2] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 glass of goat's milk
You acquire milk of magnesium (3)
Crafting used 1 each of glass of goat's milk and scrumptious reagent

use 1 milk of magnesium
You acquire an effect: Got Milk (20)

Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge

Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge

mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22gauze+hammock%22

buy 10 gauze hammock for 19940 each from 114754 on 20151101
Stored in Hagnk's: gauze hammock (10)

stock Hot Dog Stand with 10 gauze hammocks

eat 1 sleeping dog
You gain 11 Adventures
You gain 2 Fullness
You lose some of an effect: Got Milk (-2)
You learned a new skill: Dog Tired

eat 1 This Charming Flan
You gain 13 Adventures
You gain 10 Fortitude
You gain 2 Fullness
You lose some of an effect: Got Milk (-2)
> Undertaking community service task at a cost of 60 adventures
Took choice 1089/11: Perform Service (60 Adventures)
choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=11&pwd
You lose 60 Adventures
You acquire an item: a ten-percent bonus

use 1 a ten-percent bonus
You gain 1000 Fortitude
You gain some Muscle points!
You gain 1100 Wizardliness
You gain some Mysticality points!
You gain some Levels!
You gain 1000 Chutzpah
You gain some Moxie points!

familiar Fist Turkey (6 lbs)

cast 1 Springy Fusilli
You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 52 hit points

[62] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
Encounter: Dead Men Smell No Tales

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

[62] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
Encounter: fishy pirate
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: yiffmaster420 uses the DNA extraction syringe!
Round 2: Furry Memestyler accidentally headbutts you. You fall unconscious for a moment and have a profound and mystical dream.
Round 2: You gain 13 Wizardliness
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 3: fishy pirate drops 8 attack power.
Round 3: fishy pirate drops 6 defense.
Round 3: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 4: fishy pirate takes 286 damage.
Round 4: fishy pirate drops 7 attack power.
Round 4: fishy pirate drops 6 defense.
Round 4: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
After Battle: Furry Memestyler finds a little pile of straw and does that ol' "turkey in the straw" dance.
You acquire an item: beard incense
After Battle: You gain 11 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 27 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 8 Smarm
You gain 7 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

Making a Gene Tonic
You acquire an item: Gene Tonic: Pirate

cast 1 Astral Shell
You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)

cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (15)

cast 1 Sauce Contemplation
You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (5)
Encounter: Spoopy
Took choice 1110/6: Leave
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1110&option=6

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 3 hit points

[63] The Bubblin' Caldera
Encounter: Caldera Air
Encounter: Spoopy
Took choice 1110/6: Leave
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1110&option=6

[63] The Bubblin' Caldera
Encounter: Aaaaah!  Aaaaaaaah!
You acquire an effect: Drenched in Lava (20)
Encounter: Spoopy
Took choice 1110/6: Leave
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1110&option=6

[63] The Bubblin' Caldera
Encounter: lava lamprey
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: yiffmaster420 uses the DNA extraction syringe!
Round 2: Furry Memestyler teaches you some suave new obscene gestures.
Round 2: You gain 7 Cheek
Round 2: You lose 14 hit points
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 3: lava lamprey drops 6 attack power.
Round 3: lava lamprey drops 4 defense.
Round 3: You lose 12 hit points
Round 3: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 4: lava lamprey takes 120 damage.
Round 4: lava lamprey drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: lava lamprey drops 6 defense.
Round 4: You lose 10 hit points
Round 4: You lose 42 hit points

Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
You lose an effect: Beaten Up (0)
You lose an effect: Drenched in Lava (0)
You gain 73 hit points
> Running HCCS Day 1...

cast 1 Astral Shell
You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)

cast 1 Sauce Contemplation
You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (5)
Encounter: Spoopy
Took choice 1110/6: Leave
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1110&option=6

[64] The Bubblin' Caldera
Encounter: Aaaaah!  Aaaaaaaah!
You acquire an effect: Drenched in Lava (20)

Hybridizing yourself
You acquire an intrinsic: Human-Fish Hybrid
Encounter: Spoopy
Took choice 1110/6: Leave
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1110&option=6

[64] The Bubblin' Caldera
Encounter: lavatory
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: yiffmaster420 uses the DNA extraction syringe!
Round 2: Furry Memestyler helps you work on your intimidating stare.
Round 2: You gain 25 Chutzpah
Round 2: You lose 11 hit points
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 3: lavatory drops 5 attack power.
Round 3: lavatory drops 4 defense.
Round 3: You lose 10 hit points
Round 3: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 4: lavatory takes 129 damage.
Round 4: lavatory drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: lavatory drops 6 defense.
Round 4: You lose 10 hit points
Round 4: You lose 30 hit points
Round 4: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 5: lavatory takes 123 damage.
Round 5: lavatory drops 6 attack power.
Round 5: lavatory drops 4 defense.
Round 5: You lose 13 hit points
Round 5: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 37 Mana Points
After Battle: Furry Memestyler does the Funky Turkey, which is like the Funky Chicken, but more violent.
After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm
You gain 6 Soulsauce

Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
You lose an effect: Drenched in Lava (0)
You lose an effect: Beaten Up (0)
You gain 73 hit points
> Running HCCS Day 1...
Encounter: Spoopy
Took choice 1110/6: Leave
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1110&option=6

[65] The Bubblin' Caldera
Encounter: Aaaaah!  Aaaaaaaah!
You acquire an effect: Drenched in Lava (20)

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

Making a Gene Tonic
You acquire an item: Gene Tonic: Elemental
Encounter: Spoopy
Took choice 1110/6: Leave
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1110&option=6

[65] The Bubblin' Caldera
Encounter: lava lamprey
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: Furry Memestyler gives you a fist-bump and a chest-bump.
Round 2: You gain 23 Strongness
Round 2: lava lamprey drops 7 attack power.
Round 2: lava lamprey drops 6 defense.
Round 2: You lose 11 hit points
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: lava lamprey takes 120 damage.
Round 3: lava lamprey drops 6 attack power.
Round 3: lava lamprey drops 6 defense.
Round 3: You lose 14 hit points
Round 3: You lose 39 hit points
Round 3: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 4: lava lamprey takes 126 damage.
Round 4: lava lamprey drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: lava lamprey drops 5 defense.
Round 4: You lose 10 hit points
Round 4: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 37 Mana Points
After Battle: Furry Memestyler finds a little pile of straw and does that ol' "turkey in the straw" dance.
After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 24 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 3 Sarcasm
You gain 7 Soulsauce

Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
You lose an effect: Drenched in Lava (0)
You lose an effect: Beaten Up (0)
You gain 76 hit points
> Running HCCS Day 1...
Encounter: Spoopy
Took choice 1110/6: Leave
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1110&option=6

[66] The Bubblin' Caldera
Encounter: Aaaaah!  Aaaaaaaah!
You acquire an effect: Drenched in Lava (20)

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points
Encounter: Spoopy
Took choice 1110/6: Leave
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1110&option=6

[66] The Bubblin' Caldera
Encounter: lavatory
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: Furry Memestyler jumps up and down while keeping his head perfectly steady. It looks profoundly supernatural.
Round 2: You gain 20 Mysteriousness
Round 2: lavatory drops 6 attack power.
Round 2: lavatory drops 4 defense.
Round 2: You lose 13 hit points
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: lavatory takes 128 damage.
Round 3: lavatory drops 5 attack power.
Round 3: lavatory drops 6 defense.
Round 3: You lose 13 hit points
Round 3: You lose 9 hit points
Round 3: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 4: lavatory takes 120 damage.
Round 4: lavatory drops 5 attack power.
Round 4: lavatory drops 6 defense.
Round 4: You lose 12 hit points
Round 4: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 36 Mana Points
Your familiar gains a pound: Furry Memestyler, the 2 lb. Fist Turkey
After Battle: Furry Memestyler flaps his wings and does an aggressive territorial turkey dance.
You acquire an item: lavawater
After Battle: You gain 13 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!
You gain 6 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points
Encounter: Spoopy
Took choice 1110/6: Leave
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1110&option=6

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 47 hit points

[67] The Bubblin' Caldera
Encounter: lava lamprey
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: Furry Memestyler scratches the ground, notices he has a little meat caught between his talons, and gives it to you.
You gain 71 Meat.
Round 2: lava lamprey drops 6 attack power.
Round 2: lava lamprey drops 6 defense.
Round 2: You lose 14 hit points
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: lava lamprey takes 125 damage.
Round 3: Furry Memestyler beak-slams your opponent for 49 damage.
Round 3: lava lamprey takes 49 damage.
Round 3: lava lamprey drops 6 attack power.
Round 3: lava lamprey drops 6 defense.
Round 3: You lose 11 hit points
Round 3: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: Furry Memestyler finds a little pile of straw and does that ol' "turkey in the straw" dance.
You acquire an item: smelted roe
After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 21 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
You gain 5 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points
Encounter: Spoopy
Took choice 1110/6: Leave
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1110&option=6

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 25 hit points

[68] The Bubblin' Caldera
Encounter: lava lamprey
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: Furry Memestyler gobbles at you. You feel like he's saying something incredibly profound, if only you spoke turkey.
Round 2: You gain 28 Magicalness
Round 2: lava lamprey drops 5 attack power.
Round 2: lava lamprey drops 4 defense.
Round 2: You lose 10 hit points
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: lava lamprey takes 249 damage.
Round 3: lava lamprey drops 5 attack power.
Round 3: lava lamprey drops 6 defense.
Round 3: You lose 14 hit points
Round 3: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
After Battle: Furry Memestyler does the Funky Turkey, which is like the Funky Chicken, but more violent.
You acquire an item: dusty barrel
After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 21 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 11 Chutzpah
You gain 5 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points
Encounter: Spoopy
Took choice 1110/6: Leave
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1110&option=6

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 24 hit points

[69] The Bubblin' Caldera
Encounter: Lava Dogs
You acquire an item: Volcoino

Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
You lose an effect: Drenched in Lava (0)
You gain 7 hit points

cast 1 The Ode to Booze
You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)

drink 1 Sockdollager
You gain 9 Adventures
You acquire an effect: In a Lather (25)
You gain 2 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-2)
You lose 500 Meat

use 1 Gene Tonic: Beast
You acquire an effect: Human-Beast Hybrid (30)

[69] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 142 Mana Points
You gain 108 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!

[69] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 56 Mana Points
You gain 99 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!

[69] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 3 Mana Points
You gain 104 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!

[69] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 4 Mana Points
You gain 110 Magicalness
You gain some Mysticality points!

[69] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 8 Mana Points
You gain 111 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!

[69] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 3 Mana Points
You gain 80 Mysteriousness

[69] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 79 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!

[69] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 3 Mana Points
You gain 101 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain a Level!
> Reached level 8 with 2 free rests left

cast 1 The Ode to Booze
You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)

drink 5 astral pilsner
You gain 9 Adventures
You gain 6 Beefiness
You gain 6 Mysteriousness
You gain 14 Sarcasm
You gain 1 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
You gain 9 Adventures
You gain 11 Fortitude
You gain 4 Mysteriousness
You gain 10 Sarcasm
You gain 1 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
You gain 9 Adventures
You gain 7 Strengthliness
You gain 4 Wizardliness
You gain 15 Chutzpah
You gain 1 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
You gain 9 Adventures
You gain 12 Muscleboundness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 2 Mysteriousness
You gain 11 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!
You gain 1 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
You gain 9 Adventures
You gain 7 Strengthliness
You gain 1 Enchantedness
You gain 2 Roguishness
You gain 1 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)

uneffect Ode to Booze
> Undertaking community service task at a cost of 58 adventures
Took choice 1089/6: Perform Service (58 Adventures)
choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=6&pwd
You lose 58 Adventures
You acquire an item: weird gazelle steak

use 1 milk of magnesium
You acquire an effect: Got Milk (20)

eat 1 weird gazelle steak
You gain 50 Adventures
You acquire an effect: Gaze of the Gazelle (1)
You gain 10 Fullness
You lose some of an effect: Got Milk (-10)

eat 1 snow crab
You gain 7 Adventures
You gain 19 Beefiness
You gain 16 Mysteriousness
You gain 16 Sarcasm
You gain 1 Fullness
You lose some of an effect: Got Milk (-1)

use 1 Gene Tonic: Pirate
You acquire an effect: Human-Pirate Hybrid (30)

chew 1 handful of Smithereens
You gain 1 Adventure
You acquire an effect: Smithsness Presence (100)

cast 1 Leash of Linguini
You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)

cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)

cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
> Undertaking community service task at a cost of 50 adventures
Took choice 1089/9: Perform Service (50 Adventures)
choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=9&pwd
You lose 50 Adventures
You acquire an item: emergency margarita

buy 1 glittery mascara for 24 each from The General Store
You spent 24 Meat
You acquire an item: glittery mascara

Combine 1 handful of Smithereens + 1 glittery mascara
You acquire an item: Golden Light
Crafting used 1 each of glittery mascara and handful of Smithereens

cast 1 Springy Fusilli
You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 5 hit points

[177] The Skeleton Store
Encounter: Skeletons In Store

[177] The Skeleton Store
Encounter: novelty tropical skeleton
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: yiffmaster420 uses the Golden Light!
You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Yellow (1)
Round 2: Furry Memestyler puts his eye to the ground, gobbles a couple of times, and points at some meat you missed.
You gain 69 Meat.
Round 2: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: Furry Memestyler finds a little pile of straw and does that ol' "turkey in the straw" dance.
You acquire an item: cherry
You acquire an item: strawberry
You acquire an item: orange
You acquire an item: grapefruit
You acquire an item: strawberry
You acquire an item: lemon
After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 1 Cheek
You gain 3 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

[178] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 cherry
You acquire oil of expertise (3)
Crafting used 1 each of scrumptious reagent and cherry

[178] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 grapefruit
You acquire ointment of the occult (3)
Crafting used 1 each of grapefruit and scrumptious reagent

[178] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 lemon
You acquire philter of phorce (3)
Crafting used 1 each of lemon and scrumptious reagent

cast 1 Simmer
You lose 1 Adventure
You acquire an effect: Simmering (10)

cast 1 The Ode to Booze
You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)

cast 1 The Ode to Booze
You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)

cast 1 Spirit of Peppermint
You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Peppermint

Worshiping at the Shrine to the Barrel God
Took choice 1100/4: Power
choice.php?whichchoice=1100&option=4&pwd
You acquire an effect: Warlock, Warstock, and Warbarrel (50)

[179] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 110 Mana Points
You gain 110 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!

[179] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 5 Mana Points
You gain 93 Mysteriousness

equip off-hand astral statuette

use 1 Newbiesport&trade; tent

telescope look high
You acquire an effect: Starry-Eyed (10)

Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
You gain 2 hit points

drink 1 Sockdollager
You gain 9 Adventures
You acquire an effect: In a Lather (25)
You gain 2 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-2)
You lose 500 Meat

drink 1 emergency margarita
You gain 48 Adventures
You acquire an effect: Margamergency (1)
You gain 10 Drunkenness
You lose an effect: Ode to Booze (-8)
> Day 1 complete!!


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DAY 2 START

Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge

Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge

Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge

Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge

Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
You acquire an item: stuffed teddy butler

cast 1 Advanced Cocktailcrafting
You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
You acquire an item: magical ice cubes

cast 1 Advanced Saucecrafting
You acquire scrumptious reagent (5)

cast 1 Pastamastery
You acquire dry noodles (5)
> You have the latest use_for_items.txt.  Will not check again today.
> Running HCCS Day 2...

cast 3 Summon Smithsness
You acquire Flaskfull of Hollow (3)
You acquire lump of Brituminous coal (3)
You acquire handful of Smithereens (3)

Harvesting your garden
You acquire snow berries (3)
You acquire ice harvest (3)

Collecting potions from continental juice bar
You acquire an item: jar of &quot;Creole Lady&quot; marrrmalade
You acquire an item: lotion of spookiness
You acquire an item: pressurized potion of pulchritude

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: helmet turtle

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw

trading 1 worthless item for 1 ten-leaf clover
You acquire an item: ten-leaf clover

Use 1 ten-leaf clover
You acquire an item: disassembled clover

use 1 Deck of Every Card

[179] Deck of Every Card
play Forest (34)
Encounter: Forest
You acquire an item: green mana

use 1 Deck of Every Card

[179] Deck of Every Card
play Giant Growth (39)
Encounter: Giant Growth
You acquire an item: green mana

use 1 Flaskfull of Hollow
You acquire an effect: Merry Smithsness (150)

buy 3 Ben-Gal™ Balm for 24 each from The General Store
You spent 72 Meat
You acquire Ben-Gal&trade; Balm (3)

Combine 3 handful of Smithereens + 3 Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
You acquire Louder Than Bomb (3)
Crafting used 3 each of Ben-Gal™ Balm and handful of Smithereens

[179] Smith 1 lump of Brituminous coal + 1 saucepan
You acquire an item: Saucepanic
Crafting used 1 each of saucepan and lump of Brituminous coal
unequip pants

[179] Smith 1 lump of Brituminous coal + 1 frilly skirt
You acquire an item: Vicar's Tutu
Crafting used 1 each of frilly skirt and lump of Brituminous coal

equip pants Vicar's Tutu

buy 1 big stick for 100 each from Meatsmith's Shop
You spent 100 Meat
You acquire an item: big stick

[179] Smith 1 lump of Brituminous coal + 1 big stick
You acquire an item: Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals
Crafting used 1 each of big stick and lump of Brituminous coal
pulverize 1 Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals
You acquire an item: handful of Smithereens

Worshiping at the Shrine to the Barrel God
Took choice 1100/1: Protection
choice.php?whichchoice=1100&option=1&pwd
You acquire an item: barrel lid

buy 1 soda water for 70 each from The General Store
You spent 70 Meat
You acquire an item: soda water

[179] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 soda water
You acquire cordial of concentration (3)
Crafting used 1 each of scrumptious reagent and soda water

use 1 cordial of concentration
You acquire an effect: Concentration (15)

equip hat Hollandaise helmet

equip weapon little paper umbrella
> Undertaking community service task at a cost of 48 adventures
Took choice 1089/7: Perform Service (48 Adventures)
choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=7&pwd
You lose 48 Adventures
You acquire an item: sausage without a cause

equip weapon Saucepanic

buy 1 glittery mascara for 24 each from The General Store
You spent 24 Meat
You acquire an item: glittery mascara

Combine 1 handful of Smithereens + 1 glittery mascara
You acquire an item: Golden Light
Crafting used 1 each of glittery mascara and handful of Smithereens

familiar Crimbo Shrub (16 lbs)

cast 1 Springy Fusilli
You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 63 hit points

[227] LavaCo&trade; Lamp Factory
Encounter: LavaCo&trade; Welcomes You

[227] LavaCo&trade; Lamp Factory
Encounter: lava golem
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: lava golem takes 32 damage.
Round 2: lava golem drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: lava golem drops 5 defense.
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: lava golem takes 395 damage.
Round 3: lava golem drops 6 attack power.
Round 3: lava golem drops 6 defense.
Round 3: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
You acquire an item: gooey lava globs
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: "Oh no!" The War on Meme-mas says, "you're hurt! Here, have some fresh baked Crimbo cookies! Delicious, aren't they? Want some more? Have some more! I have fudge, too! And fruitcake! EAT MORE!"
After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
After Battle: The War on Meme-mas grins wildly and sings "It's the mooost mystical tiiiiiiime of the yeeeeaaaaarrr!" (+6 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 2 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 25 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
You gain 4 Soulsauce

[228] LavaCo&trade; Lamp Factory
Encounter: lava golem
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: lava golem takes 25 damage.
Round 2: lava golem drops 5 attack power.
Round 2: lava golem drops 6 defense.
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: lava golem takes 790 damage.
Round 3: lava golem drops 6 attack power.
Round 3: lava golem drops 4 defense.
Round 3: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
You acquire an item: gooey lava globs
After Battle: "Oh no!" The War on Meme-mas says, "you're hurt! Here, have some fresh baked Crimbo cookies! Delicious, aren't they? Want some more? Have some more! I have fudge, too! And fruitcake! EAT MORE!"
After Battle: You gain 11 hit points
After Battle: The War on Meme-mas grins wildly at you while explaining the ancient Druidic origins of the Crimbo holiday. (+6 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 21 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
You gain 4 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

[229] LavaCo&trade; Lamp Factory
Encounter: factory overseer
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: yiffmaster420 uses the DNA extraction syringe!
Round 2: factory overseer (male) takes 38 damage.
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts OPEN A BIG YELLOW PRESENT!
You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Yellow (1)
Round 3: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: The War on Meme-mas, the 2 lb. Crimbo Shrub
You gain 196 Meat
You acquire an item: heat-resistant necktie
You acquire an item: asbestos thermos
After Battle: "Oh no!" The War on Meme-mas says, "you're hurt! Here, have some fresh baked Crimbo cookies! Delicious, aren't they? Want some more? Have some more! I have fudge, too! And fruitcake! EAT MORE!"
After Battle: You gain 12 hit points
After Battle: The War on Meme-mas grins wildly and sings "It's the mooost mystical tiiiiiiime of the yeeeeaaaaarrr!" (+5 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 4 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
You gain 4 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

Making a Gene Tonic
You acquire an item: Gene Tonic: Dude

Making a Gene Tonic
You acquire an item: Gene Tonic: Dude

equip acc2 heat-resistant necktie

use 1 Gene Tonic: Elemental
You acquire an effect: Human-Elemental Hybrid (30)

familiar Exotic Parrot (16 lbs)

cast 1 Leash of Linguini
You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)

use 1 milk of magnesium
You acquire an effect: Got Milk (20)

eat 1 sausage without a cause
You gain 50 Adventures
You acquire an effect: East of Eaten (1)
You gain 10 Fullness
You lose some of an effect: Got Milk (-10)

Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge

eat 1 junkyard dog
You gain 15 Adventures
You acquire an effect: Dog Breath (30)
You gain 3 Fullness
You lose some of an effect: Got Milk (-3)

eat 1 gooey lava globs
You gain 10 Adventures
You gain 35 Mysteriousness
You gain 2 Fullness
You lose some of an effect: Got Milk (-2)

cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (15)

cast 1 Astral Shell
You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)

equip hat Hairpiece On Fire

equip off-hand barrel lid
> Undertaking community service task at a cost of 35 adventures
Took choice 1089/10: Perform Service (35 Adventures)
choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=10&pwd
You lose 35 Adventures
You acquire an item: vintage smart drink

cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack

trading 1 worthless item for 1 jabañero pepper
You acquire an item: jaba&ntilde;ero pepper

[265] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 jaba&ntilde;ero pepper
You acquire perfume of prejudice (3)
Crafting used 1 each of jabañero pepper and scrumptious reagent

use 2 perfume of prejudice
You acquire an effect: Eau D'enmity (30)

cast 1 The Ode to Booze
You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)

drink 1 Bee's Knees
You gain 10 Adventures
You gain 11 Muscleboundness
You gain 17 Enchantedness
You gain 13 Chutzpah
You acquire an effect: On the Trolley (25)
You gain 2 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-2)
You lose 500 Meat

uneffect Ode to Booze
Encounter: Spoopy
Took choice 1110/6: Leave
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1110&option=6
pulverize 1 A Light that Never Goes Out
You acquire an item: handful of Smithereens

chew 1 handful of Smithereens
You gain 2 Adventures
You acquire an effect: Smithsness Presence (100)

use 1 ointment of the occult
You acquire an effect: Mystically Oiled (15)

buy 10 glittery mascara for 24 each from The General Store
You spent 240 Meat
You acquire glittery mascara (10)

use 10 glittery mascara
You acquire an effect: Glittering Eyelashes (30)

cast 1 Sauce Contemplation
You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (5)

cast 1 Sauce Contemplation
You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (5)

cast 1 Sauce Contemplation
You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (5)

cast 1 Sauce Contemplation
You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (5)

use 1 Gene Tonic: Dude
You acquire an effect: Human-Human Hybrid (30)

buy 10 Ben-Gal™ Balm for 24 each from The General Store
You spent 240 Meat
You acquire Ben-Gal&trade; Balm (10)

use 10 Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (30)

familiar Hovering Sombrero (16 lbs)

cast 1 Leash of Linguini
You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)

cast 1 Leash of Linguini
You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)

[265] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 224 hit points
You gain 141 Mana Points
You gain 111 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!

[265] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 146 Mana Points
You gain 111 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!

[265] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 92 Mana Points
You gain 111 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!

[265] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 8 Mana Points
You gain 110 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!

[265] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 6 Mana Points
You gain 94 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!

[265] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 8 Mana Points
You gain 110 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!

[265] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 8 Mana Points
You gain 110 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!

[265] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 7 Mana Points
You gain 110 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!

[265] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 8 Mana Points
You gain 111 Enchantedness

[265] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 110 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!

[265] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 8 Mana Points
You gain 110 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!

[265] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 6 Mana Points
You gain 108 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!

[265] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 8 Mana Points
You gain 111 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain a Level!

equip off-hand astral statuette

equip off-hand barrel lid

cast 1 Astral Shell
You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)

cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (15)

cast 1 Astral Shell
You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)

cast 1 Springy Fusilli
You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 112 hit points

[265] Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice
Encounter: Gator Done

[265] Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice
Encounter: Gurgle the Turgle
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 31 hit points
Round 1: yiffmaster420 uses the DNA extraction syringe!
Round 2: You lose 27 hit points
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: Gurgle the Turgle takes 216 damage.
Round 3: You lose 28 hit points
Round 3: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 4: Gurgle the Turgle takes 492 damage.
Round 4: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You lose 41 hit points
You acquire an item: turtle voicebox
You acquire an item: little firkin
After Battle: Check Your Meme Privilege bends its brim into an approximation of a smile. (+29 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 42 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 107 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 39 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!
You gain 7 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 131 hit points

Making a Gene Tonic
You acquire an item: Gene Tonic: Construct

[266] Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice
Encounter: Skeezy the Jug Rat
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 32 hit points
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: Skeezy the Jug Rat drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: Skeezy the Jug Rat drops 14 defense.
Round 2: You lose 25 hit points
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: Skeezy the Jug Rat takes 492 damage.
Round 3: Skeezy the Jug Rat drops 13 attack power.
Round 3: Skeezy the Jug Rat drops 13 defense.
Round 3: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You lose 39 hit points
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
You acquire an item: little firkin
After Battle: Check Your Meme Privilege bends its brim into an approximation of a smile. (+28 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 51 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 102 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 34 Sarcasm
You gain 6 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 101 hit points

[267] Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice
Encounter: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 35 hit points
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 13 defense.
Round 2: You lose 26 hit points
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear takes 492 damage.
Round 3: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 12 attack power.
Round 3: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 12 defense.
Round 3: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You lose 48 hit points
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
After Battle: Check Your Meme Privilege bends its brim into an approximation of a smile. (+29 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 40 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 111 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 39 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!
You gain 7 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 109 hit points

[268] Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice
Encounter: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 32 hit points
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 10 attack power.
Round 2: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 12 defense.
Round 2: You lose 27 hit points
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear takes 218 damage.
Round 3: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 13 attack power.
Round 3: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 11 defense.
Round 3: You lose 95 hit points
Round 3: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 4: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear takes 228 damage.
Round 4: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 13 attack power.
Round 4: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 10 defense.
Round 4: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You lose 47 hit points
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
Your familiar gains a pound: Check Your Meme Privilege, the 2 lb. Hovering Sombrero
You acquire an item: little firkin
After Battle: Check Your Meme Privilege bends its brim into an approximation of a smile. (+29 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 44 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 102 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 45 Roguishness
You gain 6 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 205 hit points

[269] Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice
Encounter: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 36 hit points
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 14 attack power.
Round 2: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 12 defense.
Round 2: You lose 104 hit points
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear takes 226 damage.
Round 3: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 13 attack power.
Round 3: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 12 defense.
Round 3: You lose 25 hit points
Round 3: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 4: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear takes 222 damage.
Round 4: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 13 attack power.
Round 4: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 11 defense.
Round 4: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You lose 38 hit points
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
After Battle: Check Your Meme Privilege bends its brim into an approximation of a smile. (+30 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 48 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 92 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 51 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!
You gain 8 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 203 hit points

[270] Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice
Encounter: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 31 hit points
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 13 attack power.
Round 2: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 13 defense.
Round 2: You lose 103 hit points
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear takes 224 damage.
Round 3: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 13 attack power.
Round 3: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 11 defense.
Round 3: You lose 24 hit points
Round 3: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 4: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear takes 522 damage.
Round 4: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 12 attack power.
Round 4: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 12 defense.
Round 4: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You lose 41 hit points
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
You acquire an item: little firkin
After Battle: Check Your Meme Privilege bends its brim into an approximation of a smile. (+30 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 46 Muscleboundness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 96 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 49 Roguishness
You gain a Moxie point!
You gain 6 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 203 hit points

[271] Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice
Encounter: Wooof! Wooooooof!
Took choice 1106/2: +50% all stats for 30 turns
choice.php?whichchoice=1106&option=2&pwd
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1994	Adventurer's Best Friendship	hotdog_spooky.gif	e8e5580eafade2ad9bb6452c96e3d912
Effect	Adventurer's Best Friendship	Muscle Percent: +50, Mysticality Percent: +50, Moxie Percent: +50
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You acquire an effect: Adventurer's Best Friendship (30)

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 28 hit points

[271] Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice
Encounter: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 38 hit points
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 11 defense.
Round 2: You lose 26 hit points
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear takes 246 damage.
Round 3: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 13 attack power.
Round 3: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 12 defense.
Round 3: You lose 25 hit points
Round 3: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 4: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear takes 240 damage.
Round 4: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 11 attack power.
Round 4: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 11 defense.
Round 4: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You lose 46 hit points
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
You acquire an item: jar of swamp honey
After Battle: Check Your Meme Privilege bends its brim into an approximation of a smile. (+32 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 43 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 115 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 47 Smarm
You gain 8 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 139 hit points

[272] Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice
Encounter: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 34 hit points
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 13 defense.
Round 2: You lose 27 hit points
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear takes 254 damage.
Round 3: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 10 attack power.
Round 3: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 11 defense.
Round 3: You lose 99 hit points
Round 3: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 4: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear takes 246 damage.
Round 4: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 12 attack power.
Round 4: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 11 defense.
Round 4: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You lose 43 hit points
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
After Battle: Check Your Meme Privilege bends its brim into an approximation of a smile. (+33 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 50 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 111 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 47 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!
You gain 6 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 203 hit points

[273] Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice
Encounter: Gurgle the Turgle
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 37 hit points
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: Gurgle the Turgle drops 13 attack power.
Round 2: Gurgle the Turgle drops 15 defense.
Round 2: You lose 26 hit points
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: Gurgle the Turgle takes 260 damage.
Round 3: Gurgle the Turgle drops 13 attack power.
Round 3: Gurgle the Turgle drops 14 defense.
Round 3: You lose 25 hit points
Round 3: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 4: Gurgle the Turgle takes 250 damage.
Round 4: Gurgle the Turgle drops 15 attack power.
Round 4: Gurgle the Turgle drops 12 defense.
Round 4: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You lose 38 hit points
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
Your familiar gains a pound: Check Your Meme Privilege, the 3 lb. Hovering Sombrero
After Battle: Check Your Meme Privilege bends its brim into an approximation of a smile. (+33 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 47 Strengthliness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 116 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 47 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!
You gain 7 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 131 hit points

cast 1 Astral Shell
You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)

[274] Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice
Encounter: Skeezy the Jug Rat
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 36 hit points
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: Skeezy the Jug Rat drops 13 attack power.
Round 2: Skeezy the Jug Rat drops 13 defense.
Round 2: You lose 27 hit points
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: Skeezy the Jug Rat takes 562 damage.
Round 3: Skeezy the Jug Rat drops 13 attack power.
Round 3: Skeezy the Jug Rat drops 12 defense.
Round 3: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You lose 45 hit points
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
After Battle: Check Your Meme Privilege bends its brim into an approximation of a smile. (+33 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 55 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 107 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 47 Cheek
You gain 8 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 108 hit points

cast 1 Springy Fusilli
You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)

[275] Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice
Encounter: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 39 hit points
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 13 attack power.
Round 2: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 14 defense.
Round 2: You lose 103 hit points
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear takes 264 damage.
Round 3: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 13 attack power.
Round 3: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 14 defense.
Round 3: You lose 97 hit points
Round 3: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 4: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear takes 260 damage.
Round 4: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 14 attack power.
Round 4: C<i>bzzt</i>er the Grisly Bear drops 11 defense.
Round 4: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You lose 49 hit points
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
After Battle: Check Your Meme Privilege bends its brim into an approximation of a smile. (+34 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 49 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 108 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 53 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!
You gain 6 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 293 hit points

[276] Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice
Encounter: Gurgle the Turgle
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 39 hit points
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: Gurgle the Turgle drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: Gurgle the Turgle drops 12 defense.
Round 2: You lose 27 hit points
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: Gurgle the Turgle takes 256 damage.
Round 3: Gurgle the Turgle drops 14 attack power.
Round 3: Gurgle the Turgle drops 15 defense.
Round 3: You lose 25 hit points
Round 3: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 4: Gurgle the Turgle takes 264 damage.
Round 4: Gurgle the Turgle drops 13 attack power.
Round 4: Gurgle the Turgle drops 14 defense.
Round 4: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You lose 44 hit points
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
After Battle: Check Your Meme Privilege bends its brim into an approximation of a smile. (+34 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 39 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 127 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 47 Cheek
You gain 8 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 135 hit points

[277] Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice
Encounter: Skeezy the Jug Rat
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 36 hit points
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: Skeezy the Jug Rat drops 13 attack power.
Round 2: Skeezy the Jug Rat drops 13 defense.
Round 2: You lose 27 hit points
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: Skeezy the Jug Rat takes 258 damage.
Round 3: Skeezy the Jug Rat drops 14 attack power.
Round 3: Skeezy the Jug Rat drops 13 defense.
Round 3: You lose 25 hit points
Round 3: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 4: Skeezy the Jug Rat takes 588 damage.
Round 4: Skeezy the Jug Rat drops 12 attack power.
Round 4: Skeezy the Jug Rat drops 14 defense.
Round 4: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You lose 39 hit points
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
You acquire an item: little firkin
After Battle: Check Your Meme Privilege bends its brim into an approximation of a smile. (+34 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 48 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 112 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 54 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!
You gain 7 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 132 hit points

[278] Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice
Encounter: Skeezy the Jug Rat
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 37 hit points
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: Skeezy the Jug Rat drops 13 attack power.
Round 2: Skeezy the Jug Rat drops 15 defense.
Round 2: You lose 27 hit points
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: Skeezy the Jug Rat takes 264 damage.
Round 3: Skeezy the Jug Rat drops 13 attack power.
Round 3: Skeezy the Jug Rat drops 13 defense.
Round 3: You lose 25 hit points
Round 3: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 4: Skeezy the Jug Rat takes 268 damage.
Round 4: Skeezy the Jug Rat drops 12 attack power.
Round 4: Skeezy the Jug Rat drops 15 defense.
Round 4: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You lose 40 hit points
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
After Battle: Check Your Meme Privilege bends its brim into an approximation of a smile. (+34 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 45 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 117 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 52 Roguishness
You gain a Moxie point!
You gain 6 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 134 hit points

cast 1 Astral Shell
You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)

cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (15)

[279] Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice
Encounter: Gurgle the Turgle
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 37 hit points
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: Gurgle the Turgle drops 13 attack power.
Round 2: Gurgle the Turgle drops 13 defense.
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: Gurgle the Turgle takes 260 damage.
Round 3: Gurgle the Turgle drops 14 attack power.
Round 3: Gurgle the Turgle drops 13 defense.
Round 3: You lose 24 hit points
Round 3: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 4: Gurgle the Turgle takes 264 damage.
Round 4: Gurgle the Turgle drops 13 attack power.
Round 4: Gurgle the Turgle drops 15 defense.
Round 4: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You lose 41 hit points
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
After Battle: Check Your Meme Privilege bends its brim into an approximation of a smile. (+34 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 45 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 127 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 43 Roguishness
You gain 7 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 102 hit points

[280] Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice
Encounter: Skeezy the Jug Rat
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 36 hit points
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: Skeezy the Jug Rat drops 15 attack power.
Round 2: Skeezy the Jug Rat drops 15 defense.
Round 2: You lose 26 hit points
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: Skeezy the Jug Rat takes 520 damage.
Round 3: Skeezy the Jug Rat drops 14 attack power.
Round 3: Skeezy the Jug Rat drops 12 defense.
Round 3: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You lose 42 hit points
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
Your familiar gains a pound: Check Your Meme Privilege, the 4 lb. Hovering Sombrero
After Battle: Check Your Meme Privilege bends its brim into an approximation of a smile. (+31 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 41 Muscleboundness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 104 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 47 Smarm
You gain a Moxie point!
You gain 8 Soulsauce

cast 1 Soul Food
You gain 15 Mana Points

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 109 hit points

use 1 oil of expertise
You acquire an effect: Expert Oiliness (15)

use 1 jar of &quot;Creole Lady&quot; marrrmalade
You acquire an effect: Savage Beast Inside (10)

use 1 philter of phorce
You acquire an effect: Phorcefullness (15)

use 1 Deck of Every Card

[281] Deck of Every Card
play XI - Strength (51)
Encounter: XI - Strength
You acquire an effect: Strongly Motivated (20)

cast 1 Sauce Contemplation
You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (5)

telescope look high
You acquire an effect: Starry-Eyed (10)

cast 1 The Ode to Booze
You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)

cast 1 The Ode to Booze
You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)

drink 1 vintage smart drink
You gain 50 Adventures
You acquire an effect: Smart Drunk (1)
You gain 10 Drunkenness
You lose an effect: Ode to Booze (-10)
> Undertaking community service task at a cost of 41 adventures
Took choice 1089/1: Perform Service (41 Adventures)
choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=1&pwd
You lose 41 Adventures
You acquire an item: blood-drive sticker

chew 1 blood-drive sticker
You gain 40 Adventures
You gain 299 Muscleboundness
You gain some Muscle points!
You gain 297 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 266 Sarcasm
You gain some Moxie points!

buy 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm for 24 each from The General Store
You spent 24 Meat
You acquire an item: Ben-Gal&trade; Balm

use 1 Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)

use 1 philter of phorce
You acquire an effect: Phorcefullness (15)

use 1 oil of expertise
You acquire an effect: Expert Oiliness (15)

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 230 hit points

familiar none
unequip hat
unequip weapon
unequip offhand
unequip pants
unequip acc2

[322] The Dire Warren
Encounter: fluffy bunny
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts GIANT GROWTH!
You acquire an effect: Giant Growth (1)
Round 2: yiffmaster420 uses the Louder Than Bomb and uses the Louder Than Bomb!

equip hat Hairpiece On Fire

equip weapon Saucepanic

equip off-hand barrel lid

equip pants Vicar's Tutu

equip acc2 heat-resistant necktie

familiar Hovering Sombrero (19 lbs)
> Undertaking community service task at a cost of 46 adventures
Took choice 1089/2: Perform Service (46 Adventures)
choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=2&pwd
You lose 46 Adventures
You acquire an item: bag of grain

cast 1 Sauce Contemplation
You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (5)

use 1 ointment of the occult
You acquire an effect: Mystically Oiled (15)

buy 1 glittery mascara for 24 each from The General Store
You spent 24 Meat
You acquire an item: glittery mascara

use 1 glittery mascara
You acquire an effect: Glittering Eyelashes (3)

cast 1 The Ode to Booze
You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)

drink 1 Bee's Knees
You gain 10 Adventures
You gain 12 Fortitude
You gain 11 Magicalness
You gain 17 Cheek
You acquire an effect: On the Trolley (25)
You gain 2 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-2)
You lose 500 Meat

uneffect Ode to Booze

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 71 hit points

familiar none
unequip hat
unequip weapon
unequip offhand
unequip pants
unequip acc2

[368] The Dire Warren
Encounter: fluffy bunny
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts GIANT GROWTH!
You acquire an effect: Giant Growth (1)
Round 2: yiffmaster420 uses the Louder Than Bomb and uses the Louder Than Bomb!

equip hat Hairpiece On Fire

equip weapon Saucepanic

equip off-hand barrel lid

equip pants Vicar's Tutu

equip acc2 heat-resistant necktie

familiar Hovering Sombrero (19 lbs)

use 1 bag of grain
You acquire an effect: Nearly All-Natural (1)

use 1 Gene Tonic: Dude
You acquire an effect: Human-Human Hybrid (30)

equip off-hand astral statuette
> Undertaking community service task at a cost of 37 adventures
Took choice 1089/3: Perform Service (37 Adventures)
choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=3&pwd
You lose 37 Adventures
You acquire an item: pocket maze

use 1 pressurized potion of pulchritude
You acquire an effect: Pulchritudinous Pressure (15)

buy 1 hair spray for 24 each from The General Store
You spent 24 Meat
You acquire an item: hair spray

use 1 hair spray
You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)

use 1 oil of expertise
You acquire an effect: Expert Oiliness (15)

trading 1 Volcoino for 1 liquid rhinestones
liquid rhinestones is multiusable, but KoLmafia thought it was not
You acquire an item: liquid rhinestones

use 1 liquid rhinestones
You acquire an effect: Sparkly! (40)

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 88 hit points

familiar none
unequip hat
unequip weapon
unequip offhand
unequip pants
unequip acc2

[405] The Dire Warren
Encounter: fluffy bunny
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts GIANT GROWTH!
You acquire an effect: Giant Growth (1)
Round 2: yiffmaster420 uses the Louder Than Bomb!

equip hat Hairpiece On Fire

equip weapon Saucepanic

equip off-hand astral statuette

equip pants Vicar's Tutu

equip acc2 heat-resistant necktie

familiar Hovering Sombrero (19 lbs)

use 1 pocket maze
You acquire an effect: Amazing (1)

equip off-hand barrel lid
> Undertaking community service task at a cost of 31 adventures
Took choice 1089/4: Perform Service (31 Adventures)
choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=4&pwd
You lose 31 Adventures
You acquire an item: shady shades

cast 1 Leash of Linguini
You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)

use 1 Gene Tonic: Construct
You acquire an effect: Human-Machine Hybrid (30)
> Undertaking community service task at a cost of 55 adventures
Took choice 1089/5: Perform Service (55 Adventures)
choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=5&pwd
You lose 55 Adventures
You acquire an item: squeaky toy rose

cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (5)

cast 1 Smooth Movement
You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)

Trade 1 snow berries
You acquire an item: snow cleats

use 1 snow cleats
You acquire an effect: Snow Shoes (30)

use 1 shady shades
You acquire an effect: Throwing Some Shade (1)

use 1 squeaky toy rose
You acquire an effect: A Rose by Any Other Material (1)

Failed to generate enough adventures to complete test 8