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- Start two male adults drinking beer and laughing while grilling in the garden.
- "Fwuffy fin nummies!"
- "Fwuffy biggest tummey owies!"
- "Is bestest smawty!"
- -Cheers & rejoicing-
- Bro1: "Aww shit bro, fluffies and im all out of FluffycideTM. Shits to expensive."
- Bro2: "FluffycideTM? Man, just use the original, Dihydrogenmonoxide! Its just as effective and still pet and human safe. Hell, it even helps your grass and plants if you miss the fluffy.
- Show bro2 spraying the fluffies with the garden hose while announcer talks about the benefits of Dihydrogenmonoxide. Show bottle of Dihydrogenmonoxide in forground. End with bros high fiving each holding a bottle in the other hand and the dead fluffies in the back ground.
- Bros: "Diyhydrogenmonoxide, fuck yeah!" (Fuck will be beeped out)
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